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La click la blow!!!!!!!!!!!

truth12:
Ooooooooo! I'm tired of all these bullshit, are these vc's saying these because they want to screen students or because of the postutme fee.

Me self!!!!!

PoliticalThuG:
Whats special about 7?





Well here is my.. Finest boy ever

Is that d only picture you have on your phone?? Haba.. Take anda one make we see..

Nice shoes tho

I pray, Receive sense in Jesus Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pray you receive sense in Jesus Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abeg who geh blackberry charger

Exactly!!!!!

Go and buy malatta.. Its a pretty cool cell phone and its abou 20K

La Click La Blow

Lol.. I'll slap it ehhhhhhnnnnn... She go completely lose network 4 dah ear

*beacons to her*Come here mamagee!!
*whispers* Why r u sooooo dumb?

You r veeeeery ''handsome''

Very funny.. Especially d 8th one

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.

2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. And voices in your head will start singing christmas carol, even when its not christmas time

3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like ''what did I do?''

4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone slaps you and you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your accord..e.g. ''Bros.. Sheybi u bin dey watch? I no do anything o''

5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.

6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap.. You start asking questions that doesn't need reply like ''Kehinde, you slapped me''

7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a lady downloads it sweetly on your cheek, whether its painful or not. You start blushing.

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you, the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When the slap has been uploaded on your face, it proves effective all of a sudden. You will be able to speak spanish, greek, chinese.. All together at that time.

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest, while u think birds are flying around you...

11. Abeg add your own..

Which one of them have you experienced or witnessed before?

Babe are you yam?? Cos you've been pounding in my heart

Geezz.. She's cuteeee

#Daddy_and_mommy_play

Kindof new 'round here buh.. Wishing Therock5555 and other nairalanders merry xmas, a happy new year in advnz.. Pray u have joy n happiness in yur life.

Lol... Abie na...

Lol.. Funny.. #Shaking mah head 4 d kid sha

I was also given 5K...

Quace:
r u using a blackberry phone cuz i also experience d same today on mah curve 7

Yeah.. Bold2

I was listening to music on mah phone when it suddenly stopped,I looked at d screen and it seemed weird so I removed the SD card and re-inserted it.. Only for it to write ''a media card has been inserted that contains errors. Do you wish to repair memory card now?" I repaired it but it ''failed''. Please does anyone know how I can repair it without d need to format it

God 4bid#falls off chair

U r finished tho just halla me when u guys r about to wed sha... U guys ll make a fine couple

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Bro.. Are u real