I just stumbled on this piece, feel like sharing and feel free to add yours.

1. Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl:there's no d in me
Boy:not yet
Note: Try this at your own peril, the slap you might receive could make you time-travel

2. Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything
Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat
on...

3. Do you buy your pants on sale?
Because at my house they would be 100% off.

4. Interesting fact, kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
Wanna workout?

5. Me: "Hey if I was a superhero guess which one I'd be!"
Girl: "Iron man, Superman, Batman?"
Me: "Your man."

6. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first
thing that pops up!

7. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made
you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my
whole hand."
Lol

8. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams”

9. “I thought happiness starts with letter
H, why does mine start with U?”

10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700
wives… He never met you!”

11. Another one that works like magic is 'I love you, oya talk your own'

12. Most effective, no talking, *show her some cash*.

i love u, oya say your own back!

The moment she says her own back she becomes your gf while we were in preschool

Girl, are you made up of burning Hydrogen and Helium?
Cuz you're hot

My love for you is like kunnu; pepperish but tasty

Playfully used it on a female friend

pinceprinz:
i love u, oya say your own back!

The moment she says her own back she becomes your gf while we were in preschool

Chaiii bros, na since the days of Oranmiyan you don dey knack, God dey o.

emitoz:

Chaiii bros, na since the days of Oranmiyan you don dey knack, God dey o.

na
small small peniss nah, no effect at all.

SirWere:
Girl, are you made up of burning Hydrogen and Helium?

Cuz you're hot

Lol... No try am with non-science students o, she go dey tell you make you speak English

I love 3,5,6 and 7.

emitoz:

Lol... No try am with non-science students o, she go dey tell you make you speak English

You must be a good benezne ring, because you're very extremely aromatic

may01:
I love 3,5,6 and 7.

Guess you've falling for 'em... lol

emitoz:
Guess you've falling for 'em... lol

Nah...I just find them witty

U must be my missing rib..

IamLEGEND1:
Baby,are u a WiFi?
coz I'll luv to turn on ur hotspot

Nice one! But the girls in my area are too local, they wont get it.

Noted!

I remember in 2004,I was walking with this girl in my platoon. She tripped and nearly fell but I was able to save her.
I was like: 'Babe,I've not even started dropping my lyrics and you're already tripping for me,by the time I start,you'll definetly fall for me'.
She giggled but was really glad that I was able to turn what ought to have been embarrassing for her into a witty one.
The ability to create apt and witty jokes and responses in almost any situation then is one of the things my wife confessed that knocked her off her feet back then

Babe are you yam?? Cos you've been pounding in my heart

emitoz:

I just stumbled on this piece, feel like sharing and feel free to add yours

Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?

Girl: I have a boyfriend

Guy: I have math test tomorrow

Girl: What does that have to do with anything

Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on

brilliant! imma use this on skarlett .

1...Babe, are you from Badagry? Cos you're bad and I agree.

2...Hi there beauty. May I introduce myself to you. My name is Right......Mr Right.

3...Babe, is that a phone in your back pocket? Cos your ass is calling me.

darkenedrebel:


brilliant! imma use this on skar lett .

pinceprinz:
i love u, oya say your own back!

The moment she says her own back she becomes your gf while we were in preschool

No lie baba u still dey do am

may01:
I love 3,5,6 and 7.

can I use them on u?

donbenedict:
U must be my missing rib..

u can do better sir

Cornido:
1...Babe, are you from Badagry? Cos you're bad and I agree.

2...Hi there beauty. May I introduce myself to you. My name is Right......Mr Right.

3...Babe, is that a phone in your back pocket? Cos your ass is calling me.

this ur number 3 fit guarantee free slap

Jarizod:
u can do better sir

pick up lines are old fashioned na

donbenedict:
pick up lines are old fashioned na

true small..so how do u get your girls

Jarizod:
true small..so how do u get your girls

I just let my actions, and behaviour speak for me dats all..

donbenedict:
I just let my actions, and behaviour speak for me dats all..

same here #leavepickuplinesfornovice

Jarizod:
can I use them on u?

No.2 is hilarious..




1, 3,4,6,7 are crazy...




8,9,10 are cool...



Nice piece...

Omavik:
No.2 is hilarious..



1, 3,4,6,7 are crazy...



8,9,10 are cool...


Nice piece...

Oh.. thanks, which is your favorite?

emitoz:
Oh.. thanks, which is your favorite?

No.8&9 are my favorites ...