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Bajide92:
OMO u mean this resumption gaan o

if I hear ..after 10months+2wks...I mean baje...if dem postpone am, I'll go trekking from ib to life..na protest b dat ...

Timmytimmy:
Stubborn Dammy, at least i just bedwet. If not that I promised your mum not to tell anyone that you've been menstruating, I would have said it here.

You left Ife when i was leaving for it.

oops! *looks dammytrager in the eye,,dammy tell me it isn't true? shey u dey.....

Timmy , y u dey dishi your padi now?? u 4 don call him go corner....

Timmytimmy:
Stubborn Dammy, at least i just bedwet. If not that I promised your mum not to tell anyone that you've been menstruating, I would have said it here.

You left Ife when i was leaving for it.

oops! *looks dammytrager in the eye,,dammy tell me it isn't true? shey u dey.....

Timmy , y u dey dishi your padi now?? u 4 don call him for corner....

Ghydyon:
OSOGBO-The management of OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY extends the resumption of the new session 2014/2015 session to June 1st 2015 for fresh students and June 15 2015 for returning students. It was made known by the registrar of the school Dr Awoyemi through a press release in the early hours on Monday may 11 2015. The change was made necessary after the kidnap of one of her staff in the faculty of environmental design management EDM. it was gathered that this is the third time the management will come up with a new resumption date. Ifeoma a fresh student of english and education shows express her frustration in an interview with punch says she so much disappointed with the school after staying at home for a year. blessing who is a fresh student of sociology and anthropology cried at the hearing of the new resumption date.

source www.punchng.com/oau-extend-resumption-date






































































am sure some people will rush to click the link.dont die of heart attack oooo... lol


This part of what we call ARO in the great OAU.

HAPPY RESUMPTION IN ADVANCE

your father!!!! you 1 kill me..... I almost died oooooo........ the joke is tooooo expensive as in very very......

ordunharyour:
5n, uhmm really

I'm connected to any1 I like both physically &spirituality... it's a gift...

teemanbastos:
May 17th din knack?!...
Banner wake me up on the the 17th.








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I promise.....

9blast:
take that back or u re gonna face my full wrath!

oya show me the kinda person u be...*banner getting prepared for battle*
*in banky-w's voice * what are you capable of?

Lyrically:
so na you show for my room last night dey blow me breeze..anyway no come again coz i don sprinkle my room with holy water straight from river jordan and d water dey kill any banner-like spirit..WARNING!!

orrbi!!! ntorr!!! I get anti holy spirit....

janoking:
this one go make Banner resume on the 31st of December, so make we look for lesser punishment.

kole sumo kole re MI.... there is nothing u go do 2 brk my spirit ...we go resume 2geda..

...no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper...

Leitner:
Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

9blast no go go Church ooo......na weed he go dey smoke near railway line.....

9blast:
nah,I know what's wrong with him...first he misbehaves when he sees girls(either in a good way or a bad way) now without a girl,he z going into people's dreams...I see that as an after effect of concentrated wet ibadan weed...that's the only substance that can take u to places u ve never been before even without lifting a muscle

u and this your 'weed'. 9blast shey u dey smoke Igbo ehhn?

9blast:
wonder what he z looking for in omole's bathroom and Lyrically's room...I'm suspecting................

haba!! I no b Denrele

janoking:
This is serious...You must be a dream explorer

fantasy explorer, F-explorer

Lyrically:
Wetin you con do for my room?

I con mosquito-flog u ..u no remember?

Timmytimmy:
The problem with your statements is that to you, every guy is one and the same in character and reaction to the opposite sex.

Your point is noted sha. It's true for a lot of guys.

no mind me.... I thought guys were the same.... but still Timmy boy go 4 law I swear.... na your way b dat ...u will thank me later...

janoking:
Can't believe it's just 7days left...even though I don't see myself prepared, I just feel like sleeping this night at my house and waking tomorrow on campus...



Just imagining the imposible...na Banner fit transform like that for him dream.

which kind transform....? I've been to so many places in my dream....like wonderland, Paris,lyrically's room, dammytrager's dining table,aeshar's mosque, timmytimmy's pot , Ordunhayor's dream... etc..... I've been to there..I'm not a wizard oooo...... I've even been to omole's bathroom.... see something....lols ...""!!

Ordunhayor ,how Church service, I heard your sweet voice from my Church spiritually... no be joke ooo...

uumm:
yeah, because it happens to every guy alive on the planet..


it's not

I think it is natural ..but can be controlled. ...I remember performing special football skills on field just because I saw a beautiful girl I like....when I tried to re-do those skills again , OMO I fumble.....

most times when guys see girls ,we tend to do things that will attract their attention especially the ones we have a crush on....

abi no be so, guys?



#Banner

9blast:
wat is dis one saying

what is dis one reading??

PHgirl:
I didn't want to say anything but I realised I have to. Bros, girls don finish for your area?

no mind us (guys) ..... wen we see ladies our adrenaline hormone comes into action.....it's natural....
#Banner

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 007 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

see signal!!!

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 007 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

see signal!!!!

Lyrically:
in fact i am u-turning it just joking with you and banner

Lyrically dey joke ni ...lyrically & I have 'music' in common so he he no fit Jones me.... with Lyrically and Banner's combination, Oau go rock .....
#Banner

Lyrically:
in fact i am u-turning it just joking with you and banner

Lyrically dey joke ni ...lyrically have 'music' in common so he he no fit Jones me.... with Lyrically and Banner's combination, Oau go rock .....
#Banner

Lyrically:
dis girl no follow banner o i no trust the guy *whisper into her ear "i hear sey banner get skeleton and cow horn wrapped with red handkerchief inside cupboard"*

guy kilode ?

Lyrically:
are you immune to tornado?

mtcheew!! see u...even hurricane..

where's the able timekeeper? Oya, kiamosa...

after seeing that may17 remains 10 days to go , the lectures would be like.. *ahaha! 2 weeka don almost nak? *Omole, Omole, oya put 2 more weeks....
#bnr

Lyrically:
*observing dazzlemee from one dark corner* make i no talk

you dey there dey observe.... shey observing her go make her talk 2 u...walk up to her & get away from that dark corner.

Lyrically:
banner see what you did to this innocent girl..i sha know one day breeze go blow fowl yansh go show *sobs*

Wetin breeze go blow, hmm? my own foul no get yansh.... even, I'm immune to breeze ... OK? so chill & take cold origin... use am reduce tension...

what a sad news.. That won't be our portion in Jesu Name...pls pray both for your 2day and tomorrow... Devil's looking 4 those to devour...

#Banner *sad * typed this with grief...

Ibitolu Mary, a 200l law student at the Obafemi Awolowo University was crushed to death today Wednesday 6th May, 2015 by a bus belonging to a private secondary school in Osogbo. Our correspondent gathered that the deceased was on a commercial motorcycle when the bus which was said to have suffered brake failure hit the bike and knocked her down. She was said to have been rushed to a private hospital at Okefia where she kicked the bucket . The motorcyclist was said to have survived the accident. A commuter, who was waiting to board a bus was also said to have been knocked down but survived. A hawker in front of Osogbo High School where the accident happened told our correspondent that the school bus broke down but the driver called on some passers by to assist him to push-start the engine. He said the engine started running and the driver moved it but he suddenly discovered that the brake had failed when he was approaching the motorcycle conveying Ibitolu. “He tried to stop the bus from hitting the motorcycle but he failed. She fell off and was rushed to a hospital at Okefia where she was announced dead. One of the members of of the the Nigerian Federation of Catholic Students at the OAU, Mr. Timothy Agbor, told our correspondent that Ibitolu was a member of the fellowship. Agbor said, ” I was shocked when somebody called and informed me that she had died in an accident. Mary was a God fearing lady. I can’t believe she is gone. It is too soon.” He added that a requiem mass was ongoing for the deceased at Sacred Heart Catholic Church, Osogbo as of the time of filing this report. The bus and the motorcycle were said to have been taken to Dada Estate Police Station. Although the bus and the motorcycle were seen at the police station, policemen there declined to comment about the accident and they referred our correspondent to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mrs. Folasade Odoro. However, efforts to speak to the PPRO proved abortive as calls to her telephone did not connect. Source Photo Credit : ACJ OAU & Punch Students' Union Leadership Sends Condolence Message FROM THE LEADERSHIP OF THE UNION: CONDOLENCE MESSAGE With an heavy heart, the leadership of the Great Ife Union announce the passing away of one the shining light of the union, miss Mary Ibitolu, a 200level student of the Faculty of Law, who was involved in a fatal accident today in Osogbo. The union is left in a sorrowful state not because Mary was only one who lost the battle of survival but because the great Ife community, the state of osun, Nigeria as a whole has lost one of her future leader. The union use this medium to seek the face of God to grant Miss Mary Ibitolu family and friend, the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss. Emmanuel Ojedokun (Immanuel Kant) Public Relations officer -elect Omotayo Akande (TY) President -Elect at 8:45 p.m. #Banner