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queenabby:
noooo

as your 'queenship ' pleases

Lyrically:
*uses both hand cover face*

u dey shy?

queenabby:
lol thks I will prefer two

don't disturb ya self.... I'm here!

9blast:
thanks swirrat,now I know my enemies

Queen Abby has given me d go ahead... no going back....I'll advise u to sleep jejeli ...make u no postpone am...

queenabby:
leave him to me...am now harmful

queen abeg...it's d devil's handiwork. .

dazzlemee:
Hehehe you are forgiven

*ope ooooo....* thank u lyrically's babe...

queenabby:
u are permitted to deal with him

na mosquito I go send ..... *banner stays calm.....waiting till 9blast sleeps*

Lyrically:
d only "gbam" i'm hearing is my knock on your head..why you wan target the harmless girl now

no vex, I no know sey I don trespass ..oga MI...

dazzlemee no vex abeg!*kneeling down *

Lyrically:
d only "gbam" i'm hearing is my knock on your head..why you wan target the harmless girl now

no vex, I no know sey I don trespass ..oga MI...

dazzlemee no vex abeg!

9blast:
fine,u want money discussion,u garrit....send me ur bank account details

*head boiling * okay , u just wan make the thread lively abi...*head calming down * I like your technique. ..

this thread has been slow lately. Thumbs up Bro. but my ba3 remain 27% ..I no fit dey active 4 long....

queenabby:
lol

*bows to Queen Abby , raising up hands* let me deal with this Short memory guy.... abeg!! His life will never remain d same again...

dazzlemee:
Roftl...im not his daughter fah! But I like you kneeling down sha

ehhehnn!!! I'm watching you & Omole through my sniper... any funny movement ,,,GBAM!!!

9blast:
that last person who tried that is now in hades

Hades ke? no b arrow (oliver Queen ) we dey talk here ooooo..... Money discussion or Thunderstorms-slap.... your short memory go become long term memory....


*stamps leg,waiting in anticipation *

our amiable Queenabby , abeg tell this 'Short memory guy,9blast to tell us Wetin we 1 share , may b na money matter cos I came with 7ghana must go bag...I serious ooooo

9blast:
begging? Its 2 ways...either omole's daughter gets whacked cause of her father's iniquities or its the other way round

OMO !! na d other way round...

9blast:
what issue? Totally forgot about that ma'am. Short term memory loss

if I hear...no joke oooo.....na 8:08pm. we dey ..... I go sama u dirty slap, so that your memory will come back ..

Lyrically:
Omole's daughter? Thank God sey i no kuku talk rubbish

omole's daughter.... chai I hope I haven't said any bad thing oooo..... Omole fit plant his daughter on nairaland to check those who are against him.......
* banner kneeling down and begging, ehhh!! abeg no vex....*abeg

9blast oya 8 don nack ...Wetin we 1 discuss..? kiamosa cos my ba3 low die ..

I hope d meeting is 'bout money oo .... Cos my eye red oooo..... na 7ghana must go I go carry come.. #Banner

I hope d meeting is 'bout money oo .... Cos my eye red oooo..... na 7ghana must go I go carry come.. #Banner

9blast:
me sef dy look am con dy think say maybe na too much garri wey I dey smoke na hin cause mke july turn to june...abi june to july...which one sef??! Fine,em...dem go shift am again
Btw,where everybody dey na?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

ALL YE TROUBLEMAKERS AND TROUBLESEEKERS OF THIS PRESTIGIOUS...nah,scratch that...OF THIS EM,OF THIS THREAD,SHOULD ASSEMBLE HERE BY 8PM PROMPT. BIG ISSUE DEY WEY WE GOTTA DISCUSS.

present sir! Wetin happen again....

whilly:
HIGHLIGHTS OF PROPOSED AMENDMENTS TO THE APPROVED ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR 2014/2015 SESSION


HARMATTAN SEMESTER
April 9, 2015 – On-line screening for fresh students commences
May 17, 2015 – Fresh students come into residence for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester
May 18, 2015 – On-line registration for courses for 2014/2015 Harmattan semester commences
May 18-22, 2015 – Clearance at Faculty and Admission Offices
May 25-May 29, 2015 – Orientation/ICT Training for Fresh Students
May 27, 2015 – Senate
May 31, 2015 – Returning Undergraduates resume
June 1, 2015 – Harmattan Semester lectures begin
June 23, 2015 – MATRICULATION
July 7, 2015 – End of normal registration for courses
July 8, 2015 – Faculty/Student Colloquium
June 6-10, 2015 – Continuous Assessment
July 29, 2015 – Senate
July 17, 2015 – End of Late Registration with penalty
August 21, 2015 – Harmattan semester Lectures end
August 24-August 28, 2015 – Revision/Lecture-free week
August 29, 2015 – Harmattan semester Examinations begin
September 18, 2015 – Harmattan semester Examinations end

RAIN SEMESTER
September 21, 2015 – On-line Registration for Courses for 2014/2015 Rain semester commences
September 30, 2015 – Senate
October 11, 2015 – All students come into Residence for Rain semester
October 12, 2015 – Rain semester Lectures commence
October 29, 2015 – Faculty Colloquium
October 30, 2015 – End of normal Registration for courses
November 13, 2015 – End of late Registration with Penalty
November 25, 2015 – Senate
November 23-November 28, 2015 – Continuous Assessment
December 9-December 12, 2015 – Convocation
December 31, 2015 – Rain semester Lectures end
January 4-January 8, 2015 – Revision/Lecture free week
January 11, 2015 – Rain semester Examinations begin 
January 30, 2015 – Rain Semester Examinations end
February 13, 2015 – End of 2014/2015 academic session
February 24, 2015 – Senate (Examination)
March 27, 2016 – 2015/2016 Harmattan Semester begins

peeps is it that there's a typographical error cos I'm seeing June 6 as C.A.T....abi na July dey 1 write?.... cos June 6 is 5 days after lecture starts........ I hope it's a typographical error cos e don they wey I read last...
#BanNeR

clockwise:
Guy re u on campus, i also knw u re in department of public administration, if yes, i nid some of those materials, how can i hook u up?

I ain't in campus.... I got It from from stalite in church . Psychology, philosophy, Mathematics, African history (ajamaa), Government, key handouts & some past examination past questions...
#Banner...

OMO I've been reading since...... collected some handouts from a stalite.... I 1top my class ooooo..... psychology N philosophy no go kill person.... it's been 10months I read last..... ......since assessment test is june6....hmmm! reading things....
#Banner

OMO I've been reading since...... collected some handouts from a stalite.... I 1top my class ooooo..... psychology N philosophy no go kill person.... it's been 10months I read last..... ......since assessment test is june6....hmmm! reading things....

Dammytrager:
Dammytrager reporting live from ife.


The School community seems a little bubbly and busy as final year students are busy working on their final projects, Every one of them is married to their laptops.
60% of the students on campus are final year students.

Angola and Moz are as dry as desert as the porters won't let even an ant into the hall buh after a lot of persuading and begging they let me in for view checking n I must say its a very nice hostel with neat toilets unlike awo, on the use of hotplate, its legal until you are caught using it, na coded levels.

Faj, Akintola, ETF, Moremi and alumni are mostly occupied by final year students unlike the ever radical awo which has never ceased from doing aro, advice to female freshers, BEWARE OF AWO! I repeat, BEWARE OF AWO.

On the best network to use I think etisalat and glo should top the list, airtel has been fucking up since yesterday buh thank God its now responding as it'd what m using to pass this message across, as of those of you that has been using #2000 to subscribe, just relax when you get to campus, you'll use #500 to get 4Gb.

As on water, water is flowing in all the halls are the water is very okay, buh I cannot guarantee on the electricity yet as there have been no light since yesterday and as I speak, na hustle I hustle charge phone today.

In a nutshell, The Entire OAU community is preparing for the sacrosanct entry of its fresher's as they have already started cleaning up Angola and moz, and fellowships are already mobilizing and strategising on how to attract fresher's to their fellowships.

#Lastbullet
Those of you coming from Lagos Hold at least #1700 on the 17th as ur transport cos fuel has now turned to gold.
other news shall come later.
*zooms off*

thanks, 'trager !!! but no worry cos fuel price go come down quick quick!!!!!!!!

pwreshbawz:
lmqo. If its angola room 109 block c ground floor u have no prob with me

this na serious matter ooooo.... she she click on male instead of female.... I think that's what she did...she made d mistake ...but in order to reverse it, I think she should go to oau...
#Banner

pwreshbawz:
lmqo. If its angola room 109 block c ground floor u have no prob with me

this na serious matter ooooo.... she she click on male instead of female.... I think that's what she did...she made d mistake ...but in order to reverse it, I think she should go to oau...

who notice: DammyTrager 'n' Timmytimmy + some key members no dey active like b4.... this na wetin oau cause ooo.... Any 1 who sees dem online should pls encourage them....
* ibere ki so ni se afe ni to ba se dopin * #yoruba adage.
#Banner said so...

Akinwunm1:
Pls, anybody knows if any admission list will still be out

I don't think so...except u 1 do arrangeee things b4 matriculation..

drseunzy:
Alryt thnks chairman

anytime bro...all is well

drseunzy:
Guys please help me out, i know someone who score 208 and 282 in JAMB and Post utme respectively. Chose Economics and no admission yet. Guys pls is there still any hope

it's hard to say... but did that person wrote this years jamb?
if e get long leg oau fit do arrageee things under.. big long legs cos I don't forsee oau releasing anoda list, if e get money & mouth dem fit admit him b4 matriculation..