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Education › Re: Olawunmi Akinlemibola Accepted Into 14 Universities In USA by davidbanner(m): 8:48am On Apr 08, 2017

OkoYiboz:
Cornell, Duke, Stanford, Princeton, Harvard are mushroom schools?

Are you aware that the standards there are so high that if an Igbo man drops out of any of them, the elders in Igboland would confer him with a chieftaincy title?

I don't think you're Igbo, Ndigbo aren't this daft.

this got me Laughing.... afonjas all d way

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Education › Re: ASUU Strike Hits University Of Ibadan by davidbanner(m): 8:22am On Apr 06, 2017

the other are gradually walking in OAU footsteps

Crime › Re: Chilling Story Of Ritual Killing In Ibadan by davidbanner(m): 2:34pm On Mar 31, 2017

it's pathetic ... There is too much blood spilled on this Land

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Politics › Re: Hilarious Quotes By Pres. Mugabe by davidbanner(m): 7:04am On Jun 16, 2016

lmao,.... I just gbadun this black man

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Wow! Read What The Usa Military Thinks Of Donald Trump by davidbanner(m): 7:01am On Jun 16, 2016

if Donald wins the election hmmm...... I see WW3

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Car Talk › Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by davidbanner(m): 6:55am On Jun 16, 2016

Thank you

Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Transforms His Ife Palace (photos) by davidbanner(m): 12:36pm On Apr 29, 2016

toposi4naija:
Ibadan!!!......I beq of yhu.....chanqe this kinqship issh jhor........if person never reach 120 yes old....dem no dey become olubadan.....jez jokinq oooo.......#proudibadanindigene

toposi4naija:
Ibadan!!!......I beq of yhu.....chanqe this kinqship issh jhor........if person never reach 120 yes old....dem no dey become olubadan.....jez jokinq oooo.......#proudibadanindigene

I think sey na only me dey reason am o

Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Transforms His Ife Palace (photos) by davidbanner(m): 12:35pm On Apr 29, 2016

toposi4naija:
Ibadan!!!......I beq of yhu.....chanqe this kinqship issh jhor........if person never reach 120 yes old....dem no dey become olubadan.....jez jokinq oooo.......#proudibadanindigene

Celebrities › Re: Fathia Balogun Is Drop Dead Gorgeous In Lovely Photos by davidbanner(m): 6:47am On Apr 18, 2016

artificial ladies don full town... artificial faces, b**bs, b**ty , skin, ..... Jesus!

Celebrities › Re: Liz Da Silva Flaunts Legs In New Photos by davidbanner(m): 6:44am On Apr 18, 2016

encryptjay:
Waste of data

I swear ,,,,,, wetin concern us with her legs? Nairaland is getting boring these days with their asinine topics making fp

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Romance › Re: When She Says "Its Over" by davidbanner(m): 6:28am On Apr 18, 2016

Suigeneris93:
Thrash

idiot! you'll never learn...AMARACHI

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Romance › Re: When She Says "Its Over" by davidbanner(m): 6:28am On Apr 18, 2016

Suigeneris93:
Thrash

idiot! you'll never learn...AMARACHI

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 5:00pm On Apr 16, 2016

OAU has 2 portal, there is the general one (oauife.edu.ng) where news or latest academic events can be gotten... & there is the other one where students create an account(eportal.oauife.edu.ng); this will be your account till u pass out of the school...... On this account, your tests, exams score will be uploaded & the calculation of your Cumulative Grade Point Average (CGPA)... For freshers ( incoming part1 & DE students) it's from the eportal that you'll print the necessary documents needed for registration.... it can be accessed with the school WiFi for free......

NB: the eportal has gotten a new identity & the graphics has changed also, it's now ips.oauife.edu.ng....it's no longer eportal. oauife.edu.ng

#bannersaidso

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 4:50pm On Apr 16, 2016

ddoi:
.
OBA FEMI OR OGBA FEMI

Lol... it's Ogba Femi, meaning obaFEMI awolowo owns the school garden & its environment(ogba)
do u get?

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 11:40am On Apr 16, 2016

I'll like to use this medium to introduce to you OAUPEEPS.COM , it's an online news platform.. Here, latest gists, happenings & news which have been sourced genuinely are reported.... For the latest gists, news & happenings around OGBA FEMI visit OAUPEEPS.COM...
THANKS

#bannersaidso

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 11:27am On Apr 16, 2016

realonecrilar:
pls do Oau give admission a week to matriculation or matriculation day, or all list has been compiled??

any list that is released a week to or on matriculation day is influenced by those with "LONG GIRAFFE LEGS" ... I could remember that a list was released on our matriculation day.,..
my opinion-- well, I don't think the VC list has any specific day it's released, names are subsequently released on or before matriculation... Any list after matriculation is null I.e an empty set... Which means even when you are being matriculated names are being released.....

#bannersaidso

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2016

jumyte29:
Am also a DE applicant and tnx very much.

wow! good... we'll b receiving lectures together... good...
if resumption date stays the same or not I'll be among those who will welcome u into our dept... it will be my pleasure meeting with u. ....

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 10:23pm On Apr 15, 2016

VivOAU: ASUU has no power to shut down the school. Only the Senate has. Senate still insists on April 24 as your resumption date. So start preparing. If there's any contrary information please you will be duely informed. [4/15, 17:31] VivOAU: One of the very concrete reasons why the eportal is yet to be opened is because of the FGs introduction of the Tertiary Single Account (TSA) for autonomous transactions. Any money beyond a particular range will be sapped by the CBN. It has also affected CDL and millions of naira are yet to be recovered from the CBN thats if they ever release it. So as soon as all these are settled, you will pay.. — at O.A.U Ile Ife
#copied

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 10:22pm On Apr 15, 2016

jumyte29:
I rep pub admin.

hi "jumyte29", I'm happy to know u are admitted into same dept.... congratulations! I guess I was the only active pub ADM fresher in last years thread. I'm Oriola David aka Hon banner I'm looking forward to part 2, & u are most welcome to d dept of public administration..

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2016

Timmytimmy:
I'm fine, bro. How are you? It's OAU oh. No time for Nairaland once school is in session. Well, there is time sha but it all depends on what tops everyone's priority list.

Hope everyone is doing okay?

jeez! it's been a long period Timmytimmy... I wished I had met u, I only got to meet dammytrager & Ordunhayor If u still remember....

How are u doing bro?

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 7:20am On Apr 11, 2016

MoscolexY:
Abi nao. Tired of home.

But i am not Jambito. I am for Direct Entrio.

Lols! it's well bro... back then, we waited 9months + 2weeks to resume.... imagine seeing your name among the first list around October 2014 & resuming may17 2015? .....

Well, we all decided to be a student of the school, so we must stand by our decisions... I believed no one forced us into opting for OAU

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 7:11am On Apr 11, 2016

Good morning "jambites", I'm sorry for using that word but u ain't a certified fresher until after matriculation....
I hope u are praying hard cos ASSU has this unique way of getting whatever they want from the school management.... Now this is it--- if the 56days leave isn't granted then the holiday MIGHT be extended... I remember we (freshmen) were to resume may3 but was later extended to may17..... Thank God we're through with the session.......... So, let's keep our fingers crossed & await the management's verdict...
I'm tired of home already & I wanna resume part2 in time (may8 not sometime in July) & I know you're bored of home as well......

#banner said so

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 7:11am On Apr 11, 2016

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by davidbanner(m): 2:40pm On Feb 09, 2016

Afolabi6046:
boss! how far now?

I'm good, long time bro... this thread is now a shadow of itself

Education › Re: Things Life Will Teach Every Guy When He Leaves Campus by davidbanner(m): 6:46am On Jan 09, 2016

Lero15:
[size=30]9. Life will teach you it's high time you dumped nairaland romance section for jobs/vacancies section [/size]

Good one bro... The traffic on d romance section far out weighs dat of jobs/vacancy section.... so I dey everly ask myself: Shey ppl no dey look for jobs again?....

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Phones › Re: My Whatsapp Is Currently Down. Could It Be What I'm Thinking? by davidbanner(m): 9:28pm On Dec 31, 2015

what's d meaning of this. won't we send msgs to our friends.. abi wats d cause/

Family › Re: I Am In A Dilemma by davidbanner(m): 7:58am On Dec 18, 2015

idontaya:
Please guys come to my rescue....

This is centered around two female which i do not want to loose but have to select one to marry. Here goes...

I met these ladies around the same period, i asked Labake out and after the initial gra gra she accepted to date me. thing are getting serious now that i had to ask her certain questions... She has been into business for like 6 years and when i asked what was her savings from the biz she said NOTHING. I asked the reason and she said debts and some other excuses. In short she has no savings and told me to my face i am providing all she will be needing in marriage, relocating her shop from one town to where i am and other things even to her sanitary towels! What is annoying me is that have i now offended the gods that i want to marry her and there taking over her liabilities (her body being the only asset)! I do not have a problem meeting these needs but she has to meet up at some point which she cannot do! I just like/love her i dont know why despite these liability.

On the other hand, there is Shalewa, who is more than willing to meet my people, she has a job and even a business. She encourages me to be the best and all other positives. The problem here is that i dont have a feeling for her at all, but i dont want to let go. Mind you we have not had sex even with Labake

Guys please if you were in my shoes what would you do? Who will you take home to mamma. Cos i want to do that this december and wrap up marriage. But i am in a dilemma for nowQ

please advice maturedly

you know the right way to follow, it's evident in your writeup... choose d best option ,bro

Politics › Re: People Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridges In Lagos Punished (pics) by davidbanner(m): 1:07pm On Dec 17, 2015

bossOD:
APC and lawlessness, no matter wat the crime is, it is improper to treat a human being as animal without value.

Nigerians don't learn easily... we need IRON hand...

Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Response To Fani Kayode For Defending Linda Ikeji by davidbanner(m): 7:00am On Dec 16, 2015

what's with this woman & cheap "fame"?

Nairaland General › Re: Look At The Snake My Younger Brother Killed This Night At His Door Step (PICS) by davidbanner(m): 6:56am On Dec 16, 2015

viickerz:
See as the two of you black like engine oil...

Why wont a snake be scared of u guys... U are dark people na

Lmao

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 7:57pm On Dec 14, 2015

chisombenedicta:
Wats the latest na
All those shouting WAR
Hope ure enjoying ur mid semester break

jeez! the so-called "mid semester break" sucks.. I don't wanna celebrate 2 birthdays in a session o...

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by davidbanner(m): 9:14pm On Dec 12, 2015

TrappKING:
So why didn't you ignore it when I asked her a question initially?

Abi ur fingers just dey scratch you?

So in a bid to become her superman, u immediately attacked me and now u're talking about ignoring "somethings".

Nigga are u this shallow??

I'm sorry!! Thank u

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