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chamotex:
You can't blame the guy for trying

but i blame him for bad approach.

mrghost:
@tope

tell me I forgot to drop my mail. hnnnnn

present it to me and I will come back here and announce the romantic gift so far ever received from the one.

want guys here to be jealous, maybe be tope2000 jealous thread will be initiated.

No! let's do it this way send your mail to my phone and I'll mail you with my personal mail to avoid spam.
08039260734

na wa o. u no even try at all. anyway tope send am another shoe . . .

whiteroses:
@HR.hotness don't mind my babies just flaunting it to the guys i know they can't touch lol buh honestly i'm the other girl thats my cousin

all these blind people, did you see the above?
So which means i shld be hunting for tope part 2's cousin.  

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201182.msg3150378#msg3150378 date=1227833417]shei they said love comes when u least expect it na. . . so while i am having fun i might dream about my mr right and meet him in d mall and then we'll get married and hav loads of babies and live happily ever after [/quote]you're living on fantasy island right?

chika98:
Now I see wetin dey carry you go Tope's profile. . hmmmm

my sister, i dont even need to go there . . . i have a big frame here on my desk . . . its like caffeine first thing in the morning.
thank you o tope.

chika98:
We are fast catching up with the tricks. Nothing dey shack us again.

na lie.
I see it work time and time again.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201182.msg3150328#msg3150328 date=1227833013]@ David and Chika

the moral of the story?

forget the ring and hav fun! [/quote]this ur "moral of the story" get k-leg. For how long are you going to be content with having "fun"? Age isnt stagnant you know.

smurf:
WHITEROSES, whats up, I dey find u since, no worry them guys go soon full your thread, keep on rocking jare babes, nothing do u, sorry I can contribute positively sha, but be rest assured help is on the way, much love girl, PS, when  I grow up I want to be just like u,  

Too late . . .  

no cause for alarm . . .

You'll either meet him again and this time stay and at least listen to what he has to say or you'll go on and meet someone else.

chika98:
Hmmm. He posted a pic of the shoes na.

because unfortunately that was the only thing he could see there. I'm sure he was angling to see the famous big breasts of tope's.

chika98:
I was going to add that the ring thing no dey work too. Until they say I do. Shine ya eyes.

Only a tiny minority of women are smart enough to understand that.

chika98:
This thread is about shoes now how did it get to jugs?

a guy created the thread so its safe to say it was never about shoes in the first place.  

debosky:
Ol boy no dey beat around the bush - delete all that long tori - you only need two words to say B-I-G B-R-E-A-S-T

I had to first pay compliments to the Big breasts . . .  

chika98:
Trust me the smart ones have learned all the tricks. Talking to friends. . meeting sibs etc. Those don't work no more.

Well the guys have equally come up with a new trick. Just get her a ring and she thinks she has you on lock-down. When u're tired, bone ur ring and waka comot.

MrCrackles:
I tire for the kind guys wey dey worship shoe for person profile sef!

Hpw person go create thread for shoe if no be incurable madness?!

no be shoe the guy dey "worship", na excuse to create thread.

smurf:
, na so oo, oya what's the secret naw TOPE?

Easy secrets - she's very approachable, nice to a fault, hardly loses her temper, very good at working on a man's ego . . . and of course it does help that she's cute and has some really big twins on her chest.

Hey tope . . . no kidding you're worth all the attention.

Smurf see wetin u need to emulate o.

tope is now nairaland's no.1 flirt. how many threads for just you alone?  

bottomline is - a guy will say anything to make sure a girl is comfortable enough so he can do as he pleases with her. Its not new, she meets ur "family" (usually never the parents), meets a couple of friends and she thinks she's on engagement avenue. You chop, clean mouth and discharge her when u find another qualified mugu. Same old story . . . why dont women ever learn?

tope2000:
Chai
david has seen whiteroses or something boobs abi

my sister, that girl is c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e.

smurf:
I know na, WHITEROSES na the cause no whala, I no say force of gravity no go reach ma side sha,  

but before gravity reach their side . . . them don pass you.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=201182.msg3150098#msg3150098 date=1227831072]u guys r on fire tonight oh!

i think i'd just send her d link so she can read for herself.

personaly tho when i go into a relationship, i am takin everyday as it comesi must admit i don't do d whole hopin for marriage thing as i don't think i am d marrying kind. if it comes then good, if not even better. . .

true, if she is hoping for marriage then mayb moving with him isnt such a good idea, but i kind of think the guy is making a real committment by askin this. . .  he has introduced her to his folks and everything plus he is also discussing long term plans with her, which is a good sign innit?  [/quote]i think u're not being 100% honest with urself when i hear ladies make statements such as this. Really? What does it mean to not be the marrying kind?
What do marrying kinds look like?

MrCrackles:
Are you Tope's twin sister?!

Excuse me, vamoose from this thread. This chic is mine. 

sorry o smurf . . . u've just dropped down to no.5 on the ECC list.  

Holy smokes! Whiteroses has come to derail me o . . .

debosky:
Abajo ti Abija se feran oyan ju ounje lo  

David take time oh, abi you don divorce alagolo? Abeg inform me so I go continue the nairaland recycling program  

Divorce kini? comot ur eye from that place my friend.  
Our union is indestructible.

smurf:
Na true u talk, but ermmm, not in this case,  

hmmm smurf . . . smurf . . . chamo cant offer you nothing but lyrics . . .  

chika98:
Not always true.

but its almost always true.

chamotex:
Bros David _{thats actually ma brother name u know}, as them born me, na breast i first grab , I sucked breast till i was 12 years old, u can ask Mama Chamo

buy formular join am, u go soon grow . . . no worries, dont be in a hurry.  

tope2000:
@david
u no say u r too advanced for the girl, no corrupt am

haba . . . i'm innocent too.

smurf:
I like a confident man jare, I find it very, sexy, and its such a turn on to me, baby do your thing jare,

Confidence get levels . . . O girl you berra think twice . . . santa claus doesnt come twice a yr.

i had course to talk with a younger friend of mine some yrs ago. She was so head over heels with this guy and they were moving in together bla bla bla. Marriage was on the cards, life was good . . . i shld wish her well . . .

4 yrs later, they separated and the girl had to move out and go find herself another place. The guy had gotten so much used to her he didnt feel he needed to respect her anymore. Quite sad though considering she's a cute and smart chic.  

ur friend shld think twice . . . whether you agree or not women are the ones who feel the brunt of broken relationships the most.

chamotex:
Million Dollar Question

Wetin u want use woman do sef? u be Old School jare

o boy, better go and find Ibkaye . . .

smurf:
Eya u sound so smooth oh,   tell me now I want to know them

smooth? nah . . .
just appreciating a fantastic piece of human creation when i see one . . . besides cleavages like yours deserve someone who at least knows what he's doing.

tope2000:
kemi don't let david smooth talk u o

this tope ehn . . . u want to put sand in my garri abi?

another foolish girl going to offer her free services to a smart guy.

Why buy a cow when the milk is free? Duh . . .

smurf:
Seriously u guys for real, he's right

Okay who are the first three,  

how can he be right? Look, youngies have nothing to offer you but excuses and long stories . . .

Old wine tastes better.  

Tope is no.3, the other 2 are another story entirely . . .

Ready for a voyage of immense pleasure and satisfaction?  

chamotex:
@ Debosky, Brash, David and all the other egbons

You people are too old for all this na, respect yourselves o

If we add all your ages together, Oh boy basket don full o

This is ma wifey u all are trying to snatch from me . . . Chei! and they warned me o

All of una din expire now, youngies like us are the real dealy!

Change ur ways please

all this one na story . . . have you finished ur homework?
Wetin u need woman for?

smurf:
Who are numbers 3 &4

u're no. 4 on the all time Enchanting cleavage club (ECC).
The other 3 ahead of u are just out of this planet . . . Tope is no 3.

4 Play:
I see "cleavage" come log in, not too impressed. Still lagging behind Tope's.

Fair enough. She's no. 4 on the all time list.

MrCrackles:
And that woman is Smurf! AKA Mrs Brash! _{d only difference is she aint brashy!}!

Mrs. Brash ke? Where you come from? you no hia the latest rules of this forum?
Every woman with a cleavage belongs to David only . . .

O boy update your rules o. I dash you ibkaye.