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pls who get link for the most recent pes 2013 patch I just love the game play than any other pes

omogrinnn:
Ramsey Noah no be yoruba o, he's from Rivers state. Yoruba people are always ugly. People like baba sala, taiye taiwo na those ones b yoruba

lolzzzzz rivers kwa abeg Google no far from your phone na. he is edo and his ethnicity says yoruba

VolTOxic:
Believe me when I say it's for the camera.

MODIFIED :

Okay. Before you quote me to spew rubbish about African mentality or whatever, do note that she's only working there till Saturday. It's a week job.

People get jobs to have a source of income. Now unless your skull is full of saliva, you ought to know she's not after the money. Okay, let say it's to eliminate Idleness. which could be possible but we know it's not.

She's 15 and a Celebrity.
This simple deed is for the camera.

oga only few peeps takes summer jobs for money it's like a routine in America for their kids to make them have a feel of responsibility

PietroRico:
Poly students many for nairaland sha..

my guy dem too plenty see as them dey jump up and down.
reality go clear when you and bsc apply for the same job and entry to masters

mohince:
Were is lala... Come and see sega

una no sabi game that is not Sega

Onegai:
Try asking the mods to move this to Health section. Also, I believe there are schools which have published papers on this subject (I've seen them but cannot remember which schools). You will have to check online for them. HTH

thanks

this girl na big girl for abj oooooo she is really making it big there.

gbemmy2k10:
so te remix- the pulse ft busta rhymes

abeg you get link for this song

you live by the gun die by the gun --akon

b

anyone

Davidolives:
pls am carrying out a research on the active ingredient on local
plants.
please I need help on three local plants that cures the same disease
so that I can compare the most active one among the three.
for example
paw paw leaves-- malaria
lemon grass-malaria
dongoyaro----malaria

note:this is just an example as I don't really know if the following
cures the disease.

I look forward to your replies.

anyone please

pls am carrying out a research on the active ingredient on local plants. please I need help on three local plants that cures the same disease so that I can compare the most active one among the three. for example paw paw leaves-- malaria lemon grass-malaria dongoyaro----malaria
note:this is just an example as I don't really know if the following cures the disease.
I look forward to your replies.

pls am carrying out a research on the active ingredient on local plants. please I need help on three local plants that cures the same disease so that I can compare the most active one among the three. for example paw paw leaves-- malaria lemon grass-malaria dongoyaro----malaria

note:this is just an example as I don't really know if the following cures the disease.

I look forward to your replies.

pls am carrying out a research on the active ingredient on local plants.
please I need help on three local plants that cures the same disease so that I can compare the most active one among the three.

for example
paw paw leaves-- malaria
lemon grass-malaria
dongoyaro----malaria

note:this is just an example as I don't really know if the following cures the disease.

I look forward to your replies.

LuveU2:
Lol B is the oldest

like seriously?

if you really want to compare select those in the same age bracket cos it seems B Is a smallie but na she fine pass

iLegend:
Surekay

ANSWER 1

Don't let religion cloud your reasoning. We Africans are forcefully forced into religion by the whites.

Most Nigerian girls are religious, but if you know what they do with bad boys you'll be shocked.

Religion is a good thing, but women can't help but disobey God once in a while. God kept a loophole for them with the word "forgiveness" of whatever @@ they commit, so these girls leverage on it every single time. They'll only open up to a bad boy in secret, never to a nice guy. They think nice guys can't keep secrets!

Listen

When a girl notices you see her as a good girl, she'll act as a good girl towards you. And any naughty or sexual attempt from you will make you look like a pervert.
(If you belong here, you're in trouble. Talking about sex with her will get her infuriated).

When a girl notices you see her as a bad girl she'll act as a naughty girl towards you despite how religious she is.
(If you belong here, you're in a good shape. Talking about sex with her will get her hot and ho.rny).

So, you're the cause why she declines your advancement. Any man who acts clean and nice with a woman is considered a boring guy. PERIOD.

Any man who acts dirty and humorous with a woman is seen as a fun guy. PERIOD. And that is the kinda guy they want to sleėp with.

From today, assume every girl is a naughty girl despite her religion. And act naughty when the time permits and you'll be surprised at their reactions. I promise.

ANSWER 2

1. she be religious lady
If I hear. When Church closes they go straight to a guy's house 40% of the time. I know what I'm saying. All girls that come close to me act naughty despite how religious they are. The way I see them is the way they act. She's a human, not a religion.. Religion is only there to guide her steps, but unfortunately, women are tired of religion, but they can never say it out; it's like a taboo to say something against the Almighty. They want to runaway, but they can't. They're already accustomed to it from child hood, so they act religious to people who see them that way, but act naughty to people who see them as a good-bad girl.

2. later she know and started entering my room
She entered your room and you did nothing = NICE GUY (women see nice guys as just friends).

3. we became close friends to the extent that she will stay in my room till 12 midnight
And you did nothing? Not even a kiss? Hmmm! Nice guy.

4. we sleep in the same bed
Omo see love o! And you did nothing? Did your d!ck rise around 5AM?

5. she's not in any relationship
Even a lizard knows she loves you, but your niceness makes her sick and she can NEVER EVER tell you. It's not her job

6 guys in our school that is toasting her and she always decline,
She LOVES YOU. She wants you be a man and make her feel like a women, later in Church, she'll ask God for forgiveness and God will forgive her. Case closed.

7. I have never had any girl friend
Bad reply. Women hate men without a girlfriend or without past experiences. It psychologically makes her see you as a guy other girls don't like sexually, so why should she? (You used your mouth and put yourself in the friend zone).

8. am always gentle and shy
Now I understand. WARNING: if you want to be successful with women kill your gentlemanliness and ass.assinate your shyness. Nervousness is allowed cuz everyone has it at first. And it still comes once in a while.

9. she will say that how am a going to woo a girl with my shyness.
Oops! She already knows. Too bad. Sorry eh! You're in friend zone.

10. she sleeps in my room and everybody in the villa believe that we are dating
Is she pregnant for you now? Which side of the bed do you face? Does she hit you with her leg accidentally? Never mind.

11. she always want us to eat in the same plate
Do you prefer separate plates? She loves you, but you're a nice guy again.

12. she will get angry and I will start begging her and put the food in her mouth
You begged? Sha na the job of a nice guy. Bad boys don't beg when it's not something serious. He'll carry her to the bed, shift her religious books to one corner and fúck her good, but nice guys can't do that.

13. I told her I wanted to kiss her
You don't take permission to kiss a woman. You kiss her anytime you want. Only a weak or nice guy does that cuz he's scared of her reactions. If you do that she'll begin to hate you, but won't show it.

14. but she said NO
What do you expect her to say? A woman will always say no, but yes is on her mind. Who wants to seem cheap? Nobody. Take actions don't speak or ask actions.

15. my friend told me that I fúck up
Yes, they're 101% right. I just wish this phone has a slapping app; I would've slapped you already.

16. I can't stop thinking about her
That's exactly the job of a nice guy; thinking of a girl another guy is fùcking. Nice guys always believe a girl is a virgin or religious or a good girl, but they'll be SHOCKED the day they find the bitter truth.

17. I call her and said I have offended her that I love her but my shyness could not let me tell her, she told me that she know but I should forget it
BIG mistake. You don't profess love to a girl until it's marriage. You can sarcastically insinuate love, but don't ever profess love as a nice guy. Don't worry you've already lost her by this single act. The spark is gone. There's nothing left than boredom, and women hate it.
Do you expect her to say you should remember? Of course no. Her correct answer is definitely you should forget.

18. no more in the same place but we still communicate almost everyday
You're worsening the issue with constant interaction. Women don't like it except your insinuating naughty talk and humor most times. Give her a 2 week break and don't pick her calls or reply her messages.

19. I love that girl and I can't afford to lose her
Sorry, you've already lost her. The more you want her the more needy and desperate you'll become and women hate desperate and needy boys.

20. I don't want to repeat my mistake
There's only one way of not repeating your mistakes and that's to become a BAD BOY.

SOLUTION

1. Go and read my thread on how to chat with a woman and get her hooked. Apply the techniques there in conversations with her.

2. Use humor mixed with naughty words while talking to her.

3. I don't even know what to say again because I have a lot to say and it'll look like I'm writing a new book, get any of my books, especially the ESCOFi Remote which will address your immediate problems. If you don't have money yet, then start saving for it. You won't regret it. I have been through all these things you're going through. When I read guys complaints I just shake my head and identity with it.

Keep safe

omo as I dey read the guy story I felt like slapping him

I'll go for ireneony I just have this thing for ladies on low cut

Rexhenrex:
My man step down from a g-wagon or even a normal camry sef, wear a costly dress then stock pile money in your pockets make it abit visible through the pocket opening if u block any girl and ask her this questions she will answer them like her final year exams, or you would be even surprised she would be the one asking you this questions na play o

but funny enough av never walked up to a girl sha no mater how i love her. lol(yes am that shy) so am not guilty of any of those things you mentioned

lolzzzzzzzz

Richy4:
You guys are ok....

One question, How many seconds did you guys hold your breaths just to make sure your 12 packs were visible for the camera?

na wa ooooo una no go kill me with laughter for nairaland

Silas0:
is it n910c or 910h

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Silas0:
pls David what is the model of your note 4

n910

evegran:
Lol.
I know most NL guys are very ugly, that is why they're busy hiding.

My point is, if you're ugly, have a nice personality- not silly pride. That is why I had to attack him like that, after I checked his profile and didn't see a picture of himself.

he never reach this extent na haba

AngelAhnie:
I was so embarrassed few days ago by a guy. Not as if I was wearing sexy cloths or something that should arouse a man sexually. He is someone I respect so much, he called me and I stopped to answer him. As I walk towards him, I noticed his eyes were fixed on my chest, I felted so embarrassed and was not comfortable standing before him.


So to the guys in the house, why do you stare at a lady's chest?

some phenomenon can't be explained dear

iLegend:
It seems my posts are always too and it's getting boring and tiring to some people. I think I should stop. SHOULD I STOP?

guy no let me vex for you oooooooo I dey gbadun you

okay we Don see am oooooooooo congratulations,to get that grade requires consistency no matter where you are getting it from

in other news it's easier to achieve this in the foreign universities than here in naija let's learn to celebrate our own too.

omo twice no do some people?? when me dey talk say when I get married he no go pass once in a week am too busy men that's why as a youth have trained myself to be able to do without sex

anyways my advice is try to seduce her like you do to her when you were still on boyfriend girlfriend level and not demanding for it

omo twice no do some people?? when me dey talk say when I get married he no go pass once in a week am too busy men that's why as a youth have trained myself to be able to do without sex

Buikechukwu35:
Can you use phone or tablet to fight demon when it comes to spiritual aspect of it?.

and you think it is the papers and holding it that prevent the demon?my pastor once said if you cram scripture you will only pass c.r.k it doesn't mean you understand it