₦airaland Forum

Sunnycliff:
Its not morally right. What if he received an SMS on the pulpit that can shatter his emotions while on stage?

that is why a good bible app will switch your phone to airplane mode automatically

Silas0:
pls bruh how is the batt life like when used heavily in playing hd games?

it okay not that you will now be expecting it to last like touch lite phone ooooooooooooooo
u play a lot of heavy games like prince of Persia,pirate of the carrebian,pes 2014, street soccer,dream soccer,mortal kombat,fifa14,bb racing, assassin creed,and my favourite crash bandicot chai I like this one die

TVTKOKO:
excuse me, please how do u use it with your air condition and all dat?

it's an in built app or you can download it it's called peel remote.its
only the note 3,4 s6 and s5 that can do it be cos they all have inbuilt
remote system. and more so what type of TV and ac do you have?

codemaster2much:
Please what app do you use to control your AC. I also have a note 4 and an AC but most app I downloaded don't work with the TV.

it's an in built app or you can download it it's called peel remote.its only the note 3,4 s6 and s5 that can do it be cos they all have inbuilt remote system. and more so what type of TV and ac do you have?

allanphash7:
Samsung galaxy note4




Bad battery

mine has never had bat3 issue

Samsung note4 the best phone have ever used so far the processor speed is second to none for me,the bat3 is the most amazing part I think have truly been blessed with the phone,not to talk of the camera tho am not much of a camera person,the s pen features and lastly the ability to use it with my air condition,smart TV and my home theater. It's been difficult for me to buy another phone since.




NO ISSUES

God bless nairaland keep spreading the jungle justice this will discourage people from stealing and terrorizing innocent people till our judiciary understand their books

mikron:
abuja gallant, how ur side?

my brother I Don port to minna oooo I dey shuttle Abuja and Niger men

mikron:
u like them big down bellow

bros how abj na

pedrilo:
u be her original bureau the changer

you guys are so funny in this nairaland you mean bureau de changer op I really pity you men.

bros without reading your post I know you have demoted from boyfriend to brother zone to friend zone to whatapp zone very soon you are going to block zone.

GoldenJAT:
i capture d scenario u are in perfectly!! have been there before.. what I said earlier on worked for me.... and after everything had been settled... told her sternly that would be d last time... I take such step... that I decided to take that step cos I haven't had cause 2 complain about her before then.. be stern and know what you doing and want!

I love the stern part,as much as I think women always want the boss sometimes I can be stern to my woman,sometimes I even think she intentionally pics a quarrel with me just to see my stern attitude and she will start begging.i learnt from the past tho experience is the best teacher

I like it moderate,heavy make up is a turn off for me totally! !!!!!!!!!!!!!









SAY PHOTOSHOOT MR NAIRALAND

vicstar:
• • • • • That awkward moment, when u are about to shoot and she clamp u down with her legs at yo back


Dammnn! She has tied yo destiny

lolzzzzzzz you are so finished

nah the hustle is real men

butts and boobies I love them moderately beautiful too I don't like too flashy things

HoneyB10:
Lemme alone

if he leave you me I go hold you.we all know the truth both parties feel it men

iLegend:
Part 2.

HITTING THE GYM

One thing I have learned from experience is: to be more successful, sometimes, hide your success formula, but share the square root with those in need.

I was a very skinny guy while in secondary school. And people made fun of me a lot and I'll hide somewhere and cry. Even my dad sometimes made fun of me when I occasionally act stubborn. It's only my mom that hasn't made fun of me.

In those days, when I want to play soccer with my friends; one side of the team will be asked to pull their shirts and it'll AWAYS be my team, and I'll take an excuse and run for my dear life before I verbally get roasted. The day I tried taking off my shirt, some mean guys bullied me, and I sorrowfully trekked home. I wear two or three singlets to school just to create the illusion I've added some weights.

I developed a tactic of wearing baggy shirts to cover my skinny nature. The day I almost committed suicide was the day I wore a 50 Cent's baggy T–Shirt that was trending in those days, even before 'go shawty it's your birthday' was released — I guess.

I was jejely walking on my own and one guy stopped me, close to a mechanic filled with people, and asked me if I eat at all. God! Not again. The pain I felt was more painful than death. I turned, and went back home; locked myself in my new room and was crying with a rope. Luckily, my mum (who I consider to be superhuman – she works with instinct, and she can decode any body language), came knocking on my door. She knocked for almost 30 minutes. I knew my eyes were red and she'd notice, so I wiped my tears, acted like someone who had been sleeping for for at least 16 years. She asked me what happened, and I said 'nothing.' She asked and asked and asked, then I said, "I'm not feeling fine", and she suspected typhoid. She went round and bought some native and bitter typhoid medicines and I drank it in front of her with a funny face (papa Ajasco's kinda face. I'm laughing hard now). She said, if it persist, we'll go to the hospital. My father who's a health guru called me, checked my body temperature and said it's fever and mixed lots of medicine from his first aid box and said I'll drink it tomorrow. (Mehn! Those days I disliked medicines — we used to put it inside garri and swallow with soup). In my head, I said, "God forbid." This small red eye na im una wan kee me like this! Lie lie, I no dey sick anything. I'm fine!

(Please and I repeat please, NEVER joke about people's appearance (statures and body parts), except you know they're exceptionally beautiful or handsome. People pick offense easily when it comes to joking with their body parts. Humans are insecure creatures, even when we're secured.

We just LOVE to doubt ourselves with intrinsic reasons and we alway try to be the best, even when we're better than the best).

Now, back to university days. Over there, white and Asian girls and boys alway compliment my slim nature and they always ask me of my exercise routines to be this fit.

Fit ko? (Whenever I hear these things my eyes will roll backward. Wait o! For Naija dem they yab me, but for here dem they compliment me, and wants ME to help them look like myself. (With wide eyes and slow staccato speech like Denrele), 'It's aaaaa liiiiiie! I can't believe what I'm believing!"

Mehn! Life is all about perception and belief. These people brought my confidence back, when it was already taken my some bad mouth Nigerians.

I realized they like it's slim, but they love it muscular. So, I met this cute Australian guy who trains with his girl. When he saw me he knew what I wanted. We live in the same hostel, but different block. One of my friends lives in that block.

Free gym and a coach yourself kinda settings. (Thanks to Youtube videos). Me and my friend G-sat (his nick name), will go there and push for some hours. G-sat will stop and say he needs to go shower, but I'll still be there pumping.

It only took the two of us a month or less to grab. Mehn! I couldn't believe it. Even the Australian guy was admiring our bodies including his girlfriend. Who no like beta thin' make I see. (Blacks have the natural fiber to develop muscles in weeks, especially the slim ones. The grounded ones take a little longer depending on the his/her determination).

Though, there's a side effect to grabbing very fast and it was some tiny stretch marks, but not too visible. To me, I said to the stretch marks, "if you like appear everywhere on my body, I MUST be muscular before I return — there's no two ways about it." So, I exercised like my life depended on it.

Wow! Look at me now! I can pull my shirts anywhere and everywhere I go and feel great about it, hahahaha! This had never happened before in my life. What a confidence boost. I had a feeling our success will trigger jealousy and hatred from other guys when we flaunt our bodies likes John Cena at the pool side. Who wouldn't want to go swimming with a muscular body/6 parks and a confident outlook.

When I went to the pool with G-sat, there were at least 50 girls on panties and bra and others on swimming trunks. The swimming center was more of an adventurous swimming complex with lots of sections and all have different swags and water colors and temperature. The gate fee was $1 for students. There were 5 black guys and the rest were all whites and Asians. The two of us were the only muscular guys and to make our muscles appear bigger we pump some irons before heading to the pool. All attentions were us. "Omoh! We just became celebs overnight," G-sat whispered.

They looked at us lustfully, and were checking out our packages as claimed by the media. And we didn't disappoint in that department. All of a sudden, my muscular confidence disappeared and my dìck started speaking in tongues. So, I imaged Klint Da Drunk cracking some funny jokes just to get my mind off my "you know na." #wink.

Before you enter the pool you must take a shower in an open bathroom (only men — please ladies, close ya eyes and stop imagining that room. Don't be naughty). A white guy saw my James Bond and said, "wow!" And I silently said to myself, "I haven't 'even' used it on your white sisters and you're saying wow! There's nothing 'wow' about this if I don't use it."

Seeing all those asses, bikinis, and tights swimming pants Snoop Dog and Nelly always show us on their videos 101 was dìck wreaking.

We couldn't approach any of them because we lack what to say. We got home and I went straight to the bathroom to mastūrbate. And my friend G-sat probably did the same, but he'll never share such a sacred act. (I'm laughing hard imagining him wanking hard as I type. #Nohomo. Girls, stop imagining my friend).

[color=#CD1076]Success/luck is when preparedness meets opportunity.[/color]

He who fails to prepare, had already PREPARED to fail.

We were physically prepared, but conversationally and mentally extempore.

Adding weight and being fit is not by food, but by being stree-free, relaxed, in a good environment, always occupied with meaningful things and people. And finally, eating balanced diet and exercising moderately.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent

Keep safe.

...to be continued with TRYING MY LUCK WITH GIRLS AS A NICE GUY AND MY FAILURES (Nice and caring guys/men, please make sure you read this part; it's good for your health, I promise).

— iLegend™

ilegend my guy you are too much.you r so correct with the inferiority thing it really affected me as people back then would say am too black even guys we no fine pass me go dey talk their own I felt really bad then so much that I could not talk to ladies confidently.i over came ooooo thank God for the type of parents I hav

I need information on price hours of journey if there will be any stopovers and so on

chai I feel like cursing these people no common sense.this one pain me ooooooooooo

Abdullateef77:
the so called change is just affecting everything even phone.....but gala hasn't changed

says who? have you seen the size of gala recently and the quality and quantity of meat in it?










SAY PHOTOSHOOT FOR MR NAIRALAND! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if them catch this ones now people go dey shout no to jungle justice.this dpo was doing is duty,he get wife and pikin oooooo












SAY PHOTOSHOOT FOR MR NAIRALAND

nah lie this is a campaign strategy I won't be surprised if you are his campaign manager,










SAY PHOTOSHOOT! !!!!!!!!!!!

Sulemanmathew:
i have been robbed of my school fees at ATM POINT many yrs ago. I know it is nt that eazy but as a civilized nation, we shld do things in a way that is humane. I am nt in anyway supporting am robbery. In such situation, they shld be handed over to the authorities.

have you been shot in the leg by these people? ?

RitzyPrince:
u won't be saying this if you've had an encounter with these cheap thieves as u term them.

leave am make he dey for holy,this Idio.ts made my uncle to be using walking stick for the past 10yrs now to add salt to injury he use to be a field staff now without legs no job for him.they deserve what they get

Hell no

E b like say like dey generate something we we no know oooo abeg anyone wey sabi the secret behind likes make he tell me

ItzChinnex:
no try am. you go loose dead.My advise

lolzzzz give the guy some hopes na

SAINTSAMURAII:
lol oga na me hail pass o.

you Don tae for the game he fit backfire one day oooll

herbie27:
One of best friend who happen to be a guy, i share all my sexual escapades with him. even wen i'm heartbroken, i some how let him knw to get comfort. jst suddenly told me he has been in love with me...hmmm!, as funny as it sounded i told him i only see him as a friend and brother, Frankly he's nt attracted to me.

We have been friends for over 4 yrs now, still summoned the same courage after i turned him down 2yrs ago to still tell me he's been thinking of me lately, i jst don't knw wat to tell him again, i jst knw i'm not into him and he's not my type.

haba that's not fair,when you share too much of sexual escapades with an opposite sex it make it look like you are toying with their emotion. something always crop up either lust or love mostly the lust aspect
I no fit try am again ooooo two ladies almost broke my head for doing that since then na run I dey run from so called close female friend

SAINTSAMURAII:
Put her in a position where she will be powerless to turn down your seduction. "Invite her over to your hostel, cook for her, after that initiate a convo with her then gradually turn the convo into sex convo then put a movie on your laptop for her, movie like 50 shades of grey, study her body movement and her breath as you both watch the movie, when uve noticed that she is becoming uncomfortable, start carassing her hair little by little after that draw close to her, kiss her ears, feel her hot breath, draw her closer. u know what to do next.

bros I hail ooooo I pay respect ooooo twale