Culture › Re: Nigerians React To Oba Of Lagos Palace Fire Incident by DavidTheGeek: 8:29pm On May 02, 2017 |
Lilimax: My mouth sealed   Come chop eba |
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Pockets N8.2 Billion For Beating Klitschko by DavidTheGeek: 12:59pm On May 02, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Throw His Daughter, Imade, "The Best 2nd Birthday Party Ever" by DavidTheGeek: 12:53pm On May 02, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Throw His Daughter, Imade, "The Best 2nd Birthday Party Ever" by DavidTheGeek: 12:46pm On May 02, 2017 |
The little girl doesn't even know what you doing bros... Meaning she doesn't give a .....k. |
Music/Radio › Re: Adekunle Gold - Work (official Video) by DavidTheGeek: 1:14pm On May 01, 2017*. Modified: 1:40pm On May 01, 2017 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Seen Juju/jazz In Action? Come In And Share Your Experience by DavidTheGeek: 2:50pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
blackberlin: Jazz is not real (for those who know the God they serve) Bros even the bible talked about principalities and powers. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by DavidTheGeek: 10:03am On Apr 30, 2017 |
Epositive: show me one verse from the bible to butress your point,,,, there's nothing like "holy sex" 
#positivevibes frank317: Be ye holy for I your God is holy. So u want to be holy in other aspects of ur life and not in ur sexual life? So as a Christian holy spirit does no teach u that once he has come into u, everything about you becomes holy? Why do u hate the word holy sex? Would you prefer unholy sex? Pls what kind of Christian are u? frank317 please keep shut. You're just an ignorant religious fanatic. What has be ye holy and holy spirit got to do with sex? People like you are the problems of religion(s) - Christianity or Islam. Your ignorance make you misinterpret scriptures thereby leading you to commit atrocities.
Be ye holy and sex Really? Gerarahere |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 9:16pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
Wantedmiller: hi, after reading ur post i told myself, guy u don mess up. please i need ur help. there is a gal am tripin for. i collect her digit from someone and i have been calling her for while now. At a point i was forced to tell her that i want to be ur friend but she declined. I contd callin her and she do pick my calls, at a time i stopped callin and she never called back. Not until dis week i start to beep her again.she always play alot but she is not givinin me d signs i want. pls help i want to have this gal. Go where you are celebrated, not tolerated. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 9:08pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
I wanted to just ignore this but i've decided to speak up cuz this guy has gone nuts.
DON'T PAY MYLESTONE FOR ANY BOOK. HE IS A SCAMMER.
Beware of Mylestone. He is a broke ass nicca desperately trying to make quick cheap money.
Due to his desperation, he created a new account to praise himself here when he saw that no one was giving him attention. The account is LorenzoWisdom https://www.nairaland.com/lorenzowisdom It was registered on April 26, 2017.
Country hard, guyman dem dey hustle. Shine your eyes. |
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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 10:10am On Apr 28, 2017 |
rasojie: hello everyone pls I'm having to deal with PE . my first rounds only lasts if I use enhancements I was okay with it until my current GF starts complaining of the smell of alcohol in my breath when she kisses me pls Guys , anyone who has had this experience or know solution should help a brother cc HARDDON Mylestone DavidtheGeek liljboy: Google it bro.... but these foods can help Oat Banana Water melon Avocado Coffee Soya bean |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 3:24am On Apr 28, 2017 |
vibrant40: Oga HARDON, how I wish I stumbled onto this tread before noon yesterday. My case is so pathetic, u didn't know until I came to this tread that being a nice guy is a crime in the women world. No wonder I hardly ignite a relationship not to talk of keeping one. Chai, my own mumu pass that of MR. BEANS. Don't lemme waste your time, I just need help if there is going to be one for this grave mistake I have made. There is this gal that I happened to be her kid sister's teacher. I fell for her the first day I saw her around my school. Needs to get her I searched for her on Facebook and became friends with her. Asked for her number she gave it to me immediately after I had introduced myself. We began chatting on WhatsApp and we started as innocent friends. With my mumu boiling, hardly a day goes busy which I don't chat with this gal. After some months of the friendship, I thought of getting our friendship to the next level, so I asked her out. She was like hoo you are late cos I just gave my heart to some one last week. I thought this is one of the numerous ways which girls do play hard to get and I continued to mount pressure on the professing my love for her and how I can do anything for her (Chai I mumu die. Thanks to this tread for making me know sha) all she do is ask me to stop that she can't date me but I remained optimistic. Fast forward her grand mother died, (I rent an apartment from their family house) so she has to come home for the burial because she is in a tertiary institution college of education to be precise. She came home with her friends and came straight to my room. We exchanged pleasantries and she told me her friends and her would be lodging in my room. I gave a no problem gesture and in they packed their bags. That night I had wanted to sleep at a friend's house but they insisted I have to be with them. During the day of the burial she had wanted to hug me but stopped half way. This gave me the impression that she likes me but only forming (dunno if I'm right though) during the night they all slept on the bed I did on the rug. With that afternoon impressions, during midnight I tried to romance and kiss her but she stopped me. The next morning which I expected her to be mad at me what I just heard was "**** (she called my name). do you know you didn't allow me to sleep well and I am now having headaches. Her friends were like Ehnn after that nko. I played this mumu nice guy afterwards do everything they wanted and give all the requested for to them, I even had to see them off to the motor park in a rain! We didn't chat well since they left on Sunday because she not always online due to the fact that she is writing exams. But chatted yesterday and I revisit the topic of her letting me be her guy. She asked me to stop but I didn't. This pissed her off to the extent that she resorted to verbal abuse on me, she told me that she don't and will never love me. She said I disgust her and so on...... Í Was also annoyed but I mumuly kept my anger and started begging her. I stopped the chat with her and came to nairaland to cool off myself. Then I jammed this tread, how I wish I had done it earlier...... But Boss can there be a kinda solution because I wish to wack this gal to show her ego doesn't pay. Sorry for the long novel bro, I have to explain myself better. Thanks in anticipation. Hahahaha LMAO Gee you've realised your mistakes and that's good. That's the first step of learning.
Now what you should do next is forget about "wack(ing) this gal to show her ego doesn't pay".
Why? 1. You were the one who bleeped up 2. You need to practice what you've learnt on new girls till you've fully recovered from the nice guy illness. 3. Even if you still want her, 1st you need to give her lots of space, no calls, no texts, avoid her like ebola. 2nd reinvent yourself, become a "bad guy". Pick up new hobbies. Make some more money. Basically recreate yourself to a new improved version of you. 3rd Come back as a Don. Cocky and funny. Sendless.
Your next step is to go out and approach new ladies and practice what you've learnt. Forget about that girl, delete her number, unfriend her on Facebook, ignore her if she tries to contact you... Just move on. |
Webmasters › Re: Pls Help Me With Traffic,i Have Adsense But No Earnings by DavidTheGeek: 8:15pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
said1995: Seo is the way out bro, I really suffered before stabilizing my seo, and since then traffic dey come like die...study seo like you are about to write waec and then implement it, it might take 2 months to start working but once it's up, then you are done with wahala SEO for an entertainment blog? That's a joke!
Entertainment/News blogs are like pap, best enjoyed while it's hot. Meaning the relevance of a post is short.
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Dear OP i'm sure you bought that adsense from someone. I'm pleased when i see guys like you who put their whole trust on adsense getting disappointed. Because you don't listen when you're told to focus on creating value instead of chasing "blog money".
If your blog updates are valuable, you'll have traffic. Traffic = Money. But you decided to chase money 1st. It's like reciting the alphabet backwards, you'll make mistakes!
Hopefully this will serve as a lesson to others. Adsense without traffic is useless. Build your blog 1st before running after "blog money". |
Romance › Re: What Is The Value Of A Boyfriend That Is Stingy? by DavidTheGeek: 5:01pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
Dominicah: broke guys are a pain in the arse, it's a suffering and smiling relationship. For a second i had doubts concerning your sanity, then i came across this your comment and all became clear.
Girl stop begging around and go get a job. No guy owes you anything.
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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 8:03am On Apr 27, 2017 |
Francis95: There is this pretty Girl I met at the Church last sunday , I approached her and she gave me her number.... I want you to advice me on how to proceed from here....asking her out etc because I don't want to look too desperate or make mistakes You really do not need much advice. The 1st advice i'll give you is: stop trying to not mess things up - that's how to mess things up, it will make you start trying hard to please her and you will lose her and your balls.
2nd Advice is DON'T ASK HER OUT! Gee you just talked to her, you just got her number! No attraction yet!
What you should do now is build attraction, tease her, take jabs, make her laugh, make fun of her.. Assume she's the one who's really into you and say things that suggest she's the one who's trying to steal you to herself.
While at it, don't make yourself too available to her - it kills attraction. Give her space to miss you. Try meeting other girls. If possible let her see you with other girls... she'll know this guy has options and if you've built attraction well she'll actually be the one wanting to have you to herself. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 10:33pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mylestone: xori brodas 4 d delay...m having issues with my fone...buh itz resolve now...
xo u can now pm me ,4 ************************ Mylestone nobody cares! Your persistency is however laudable. |
Education › Re: Jamb Registration Mistakes by DavidTheGeek: 8:19am On Apr 21, 2017 |
RIPEnglish: but how did you made such a mistakes. Go to jamb office. The same way you made "such a mistakes" Na play. |
Phones › Re: MTN's Message On Payment For Recharge Cards by DavidTheGeek: 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
daamazing: I also received it too, but person no get choice. If you reach where dey sell cards and you tell them this one.. Dem no go mind you, dey go ask you whether Na you buy the card wey dem dey sell. If everyone fit boycott dem for one week, dem go behave. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 3:36pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Ustec: yea,dat was why i said he is kind of arrogant.
Hope u aint contradicting d bolded statement..
Check d meaning of A PROSPECT.. Naw.. We're on the same page. I just elaborated it  |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 12:35pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Ustec: if you check his first post, he said his got good clothes on,and looking rich...girls trip for that anytime any day...
Maybe h'is not even rich,but his moves and marketing stratedy mattrs alot... No runs girl or goodgirl wants to get connected with a broke nigger,you have to do or show sometin that will make her think(wow,i think this guy is a prospect,let me stick around and see wat his got)
A girl will Never spend on you if you aint a prospect...unless maybe uv bn lying to her all along(that is what most players Do) lol..i no wan talk again..make i stop here! Girls like to think they are different. (That they are not after a guy's money like other girls). If you play you cards well, you can show such type of girls that you're hustling and you aren't lazy, and she'll fall in line. (They'd love to be that girl that stood my her man when he had nothing). **** The guy's first post was ok. His 3rd post was were he guffed. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 8:34am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Ustec: The girl might be a runs girl or not,but i believe there are some badt guys out there that can make any chick fall for them within a blink of an eye..!
Do you think hardon is the only guy that is arm with the natural love portions? I bet Not..!
The guy is kind of arrogant though.!
Oga hardon,na Ship u use carry ur bond words ni,e b like say dem still dey on water o,cos me i never see any of them for my sea-port o! I doubt the guy is natural. If he is, he won't say "Money is the key". For one thing we know, whether you're broke or you've got money, the ladies will fall as long as you know what you're doing.
Haven't you heard of ladies who give their hard earned money to their broke boyfriends?
Of course money makes this life easier and more exciting.
@Bold - Exactly. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 8:11am On Apr 20, 2017*. Modified: 8:48am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Godlovesme521: [s]kiddo? **uck. you bro..
I accomplished something you couldn't with all your fake scripted drill's...
I.met a girl yesterday.. **cked her today... Isn't that awesome..
So glad I didn't read all your shit[/s]
To whom it may concern.. Money isd key If you don't have money.. Your nobody.. You have a point. Money is A key. (Not the key).
With money you'll get a few ladies easily. But ask yourself, are they coming cuz i'm awesome or cuz they want a share in my money.
Girls you draw with money aren't worth it. They're simply "indoor prostitutes". Except you're ok with patronizing prostitutes, i'll advice you go through this thread.
I know you're super excited about your "kill" yesterday.. You want to brag and all, but that's something kids do. So stop.
And hey, give respect to whom respect is due. You don't just jump in here and start to cuss. Harddon isn't your mate. Go through the thread and you'll stumble across some of his "sexcapade" which he shared to teach. |
Celebrities › Re: Alibaba Doubts That Comedian, Wale Gates Is 26 years Like He Claims (pictured) by DavidTheGeek: 5:02pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Pidgin2: Give your life to Christ, change your ways and yu will look younger than your age.  |
Celebrities › Re: Alibaba Doubts That Comedian, Wale Gates Is 26 years Like He Claims (pictured) by DavidTheGeek: 5:00pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Esepayne: take ur baby face else where Awww u tripping 
I'm single but not searching... so pick a number and wait on the line  |
Celebrities › Re: Alibaba Doubts That Comedian, Wale Gates Is 26 years Like He Claims (pictured) by DavidTheGeek: 11:58am On Apr 18, 2017 |
Esepayne: liar everywhere, me self am 12yrs old I believe you my dear.. Your comments on Nairaland are prove that you're 12yrs old. Na play o! |
Programming › Re: Help Me Solve This Java Regex Problem by DavidTheGeek(op): 2:13am On Apr 15, 2017 |
asalimpo: I see you took your name inspiration from one DanielTheGeek here. Try rolling up your sleeves and writing your own solution instead of depending on regex. String manipulation practice is one of the best ways to cut your teeth in programming. No i didn't, it's just a coincidence. Funny thing is, before the time i registered the profile, i wasn't really into the Programming section, i was more on the Webmaster section, so i didn't know there was someone called DanielTheGeek. Twas later i came across his profile and i even thought he was the one who mirrored my name, not until i saw his profile was registered before mine.
On the regex issue, i've found a way to manipulate the string to serve my purpose. Though i still hope to see someone else's solution. |
Programming › Help Me Solve This Java Regex Problem by DavidTheGeek(op): 8:39pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
So i have a string...
example:
String string = "<p>This is a string</p> yes it is but <p>you already know</p> hahaha";
I want to replace the first <p> </p> in this case <p>This is a string</p>.
Note: I don't know the exact word(s) that could be inside the <p> </p>
So here's the regex i wrote..
String newstring = string.replaceFirst("(<p> (.+) (</p> ", "" ;
It's not working.
It replaces <p>This is a string</p> yes it is but <p>you already know</p> instead of only <p>This is a string</p>.
Anyone, please solve this for me.
** Please click quote to view my regex well.. Silly smiley ** |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 5:55pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
peterpen: The most confusing aspect of the whole ish is that, our chats ain't boring and she flows well... I understand you bro, i used to have one like that too. ("used to" cuz i've deleted her number). Whenever i text her, our chat is lively, she'll be "loling", calling me a bad boy, i'll tease her, she'll tease me nd all that, our chats are never dull. Buh she never initiates chats. You got to have this mindset that you're a fun giver, you're interesting. If she's not chatting you up, she's the one missing cuz you're a fun giver. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by DavidTheGeek: 9:31pm On Apr 07, 2017 |
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