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dastudent:
The answer to this question is quite simple. Use the indirect approach. Make friends with her mum. Let her mum get comfortable with you. In front of her mum say stuff like how is our fine friend. Your goal is to demonstrate to the mum that you are harmless until you can isolate her.

Generally, if the mum trusts you and makes friends with you as a person. It will now be up to you to know how you need to game the girl. Just make sure you are always relaxed and playful around them.

Ayblaize:
Oh.. Whatever colour sha.. .i think that's blue.. The colour didn't change sha

Ayblaize:
My Android colour and text colour isn't showing red

Kalatium:
@Harddon
There is this gorgeous girl I saw lately. Her mother has a provision store in our campus but the problem is that the mother seems overprotective of her cos she's always present at the shop, don't know how to approach this girl and collect her phone number while the mom is looking

dedecoder:
As in, Kemade seems to be in for it this year. Many candidates who sat for their exams there haven't seen their results.

Justeenaleo:
If it makes you feel good.

pearl009:
I wrote mine on Tuesday 16th ND m yet to see my result am bothered why is jamb doing like this na??

Justeenaleo:
Good. Not every time people would be using "dropping out" to "motivate"

chido125:
hello nairaland
pls I need advice on wat to do. one of my siblings wrote jamb on the 16th of May buh uptill now her result hasn't bin posted. weneva i check it, ts always saying "result not yet out" despite d fact all her peers has seen theirs. I asked her if she thumbprinted twice, she said yes. pls how should i go about it. jes worried on her behalf. thank u

HARDDON:
Common D, there are people we dont dignify by our royal responses.


There is a story about an assistant pastor who thinks he was better than d resident pastor.
Every sunday he would sit on his chair picking errors in d resident pastor's grammatical construct, bible references n other lil stuffs. " i can do this beta " he would always think to himself until one day, the resident pastor had to travel for a conference and left assistant pastor to preach on the sunday .
He was elated. Pumped up he began to study n prepared one of the most lexically structured piece in d history of Bible n English. Commited it to paper but not to brain.
Sunday came, praise n worship taken, it was now time for sermon. He mounted the pupit with d buff air of wowing n blowing d congragation's hearts away. "Let us pray " he said after setting down d well typed out sermon piece on d pupit with his bible.

As he close his eyes to pray, a gentle bleeze blew off the sermon sheet off the pupit. Only for him to open his eyes after d short prayer n notice his sexy piece was no where to be found. His eyes darted around to see if he wud see his sermon paper, but oops! Gone.

Hot pompous tears slowly rolles down his brow n he went limb. His mouth went dry n he froze! Never uttered a word. Not one.

The above is even beta compared to this empty vessel guy who has no balls to create a free thread but go about like a bleeding prostitude taking a pop on other's
Thread.

He knows these wisdom are eons ahead of his fish brain


So u see Gee? Needless responding

thesuave10:
I swear you're so right. He's just fooling this niggas mine is 6.35/10 tho

seunlly:
av u seen it

seunlly:
u don cheat...

NAVTINO45:
funny pics,,,
meanwhile I told her I ain't sending any
and she responded pls, I ignored,
I uploaded a pic later, she commented. I ignored
she send me all those whatsapp jokes, first time,
I ignored, later she sent, hey u, still ignored,
this is someone that told me, she already has someone in mind, I should stop telling her any relationship bla bla, who hardly text me on whatsapp,,

am surprised she texting and texting.
how should I take it from here.

Blokifen:
Please help me,am very much scared!

Dimples182:
Femdom

There are men who are into this! Successful, executive types. I would do it for the money but I don't want to ruin myself for men how could you take men seriously after having a willing slave?

zeenab:
I did mine 9am on tuesday and no result yet so no cause for alarm

TreasuredLeidy:
see as u murder English. please smone should explain wah he's trying to say to me