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Wantedmiller:
I sent dis to girl

this one you are beeping me... I hope u are not tryin to have me...you have got to impress me before i follow you.

and she sent this

have u? it neva occured to me buh as u av said it, i considered it buh unfortunately came to a conclusion it will amount to child abuse cos u are still a kid lurking in a shadow it is neva too late, I may rethink wen u grow up....

boss please do I send message back or call and what do i type orr say. I have been tryin to get this gal for a long tym. she always call tryin to know me but sometime i wil pick and ask her to call back. For some days now i have not ans her calls nor call back.

Hahaha oh lawd!



She just took your balls and shoved it right in your a$$!

This is what happens when you say the right thing at the wrong time and in your case probably to the wrong person.



I can't stop laughing.

Answer this questions first so we know what we're dealing with.
1. How long have you known her? (Has she friend-zoned you? Obviously she has but lets just know how long you've been talking)
2. Have you asked her out before and she turned you down?
3. Is she older than you/Is she out of your league? (Does she row with guys that are richer and have more swag than you, Does she row with a crew of big girls who are rich).
4. Why did you send the message? (What transpired between you two that led to you sending that message).

Lets be clear here, your message this one you are beeping me... I hope u are not tryin to have me...you have got to impress me before i follow you. is like jollof rice without salt, it has no taste.

I won't give an example of how that message could look like cuz it seems some people just come in here, take an example and use them out of context and at the wrong time.

It's best to digest the things you read here, before rushing off to apply them. Don't just read page 4 and run off, start from page 0. Get the basics.

She's a girl who's got a boss balls. She knocked you out like Anthony Joshua knocked Wladimir Klitschko

Samalabz:
Lolz bro can u remember dis jargon u wrote the oda time about HARDDON's drills? Na u con confuse con dey beg for assistance nw? Hahaha life is a b*tch and she cud b so funny

Mavin1:
Boss HARDDON, *Greetings* Happy New Month

I've observed some things recently,

The ones I've met seem to lack sense of humor or should I say I'm getting it wrong or maybe they're used to nice guys!

Ok, here is my last encounter,

She came to do work in my office, afterwards I collected the number.

So, after three days, I called (once according to the rule) but she didn't pick, I chill then the next morning she called me and I ignored the call. Later in the day (the same time i called the previous day) I called and I was expecting our convo to go like this:

Me: Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?

Her: Not really (or whatever), Who am I speaking with?

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Ok, I will not.

Me: Well, it’s your handsome boyfriend that ….. ( did work for you)

Her: Oh (whatever)

Me: Is that how you disappoint people? ( I asked her to get something when coming back)

Her: *any excuse, apologize*

Me: Hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?

Her: …. (Whatever)

Me: Duty calls, got to go now, call you later.

But the whole thing turned upside down.

So when I finally called, here was what I faced:

Me: Hi, I know you’ve been expecting my call?

She: *blank* (So who am I speaking with?)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Why?

Me: For many reasons

Her: Who are you? ( in pidgin)

Me: Calm down, are you forcing me?

Her: No, but who are you?

Me: *cuts call*

After some minutes, I sent this text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Boss HARDDON and other real gees in the house, what could be the problem, am I overdoing it or I didn’t get it right at all? This has been my experience since I finished this drill. DON please explain?

Some girls do lack sense of humor...

BUT your plan for the call wasn't tight.

1. When you guys met at the office did she show any sign that she might be interested in you?

2. Was your conversation with her lively and did you make an impression on her?

I bet NO.

So it simply means she has forgotten you.. Waiting for 3 days based on some rule is a NO NO NO.. Only wait if you've made a good 1st impression on the girl. By good, i mean really good.

So starting with "Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?" is lame.

Also, you should have told her who you are... cuz she doesn't recall. Do you know the number of guys she gave her number in the past 3 days?!

She: *blank* (So who am I
speaking with?)

You: The cute guy you gave your number at so so so and so.. Remember? (before she answers quickly chip in) [YOUR NAME], the guy you were secretly admiring in your heart.

Now if she has a good sense of humor, she'll laff a little and say something defensive. If she doesn't, she'll just say something defensive.

In both cases, You can reply with: Hahaha i know you'll deny, anyway bla bla bla ... (move on to some other topic)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise
one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

After some minutes, I sent this
text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Lunagirl:
Look for the mp4 of it. It is no longer showing in the cinemas.

anitapreeti:

Download it naa

Pavore9:
Watched it on YouTube.