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Arisekola90:
Pls help. I am a final year student in the University. Although I am academically sound (First Class grade), I've never gotten a yes from all the girls I have been talking to. They all want to be friends(usually due to my good academic standing). All my life, I've only had 2 yes(es) and that was long before I gained admission to this school. Pls, I need help
NB: I have slight difficulty with my spoken English

FreshShavedBalls:
Just the grades

FreshShavedBalls:
Finally done with Jamb registration. So swift! both Bank payment and CBT centre reg in just two hours. I'm not lucky I'm blessed . To all those who have not done theirs: just take it easy. Don't kill yourself because the process is gradually becoming less stressful. Cheers!

Tifee07:
You guys need to come see thousands of candidates at one of the CBT centres in Ibadan. Corruption will never die in this Nigeria as far as I'm concern. I got to the centre around 8:30am, already with my PIN. Then we were asked to write down our names which is what they will use to call us in, I was number 365 (with the help of my physical appearance). That was around past 9. We sat outside the premises, by the road side. When I saw that the line was not moving, I heard to speak to myself... made my way in... got to the front of the line where candidates heard to move from there to a library then into the registration room (from the ground floor to the 3rd story, through 2 stair case) as we were going..(in full force) a security woman said we should go back, candidates refused and one of the coordinator's slapped a candidate. Then fight started for about hours. (then registration heard been stop) After 2hours, registration started again.... I was so smart enough I went to the toilet, on my way out I saw them filing candidates into the registration room... (Nobody needs to tell you what to do) Stage one cleared.
Stage 2 started about 5:10pm. inside the registration room, I could count less than 15 PC which was used for registration plus a single printer. I couldn't help myself. Meet over 60 candidates ahead of me. I was sure that I will be registered that day. By the time it was my turn, time check was 7:41pm, used a minimum of 8 minutes to complete my registration. The man who attended to me said " he has been on seat since 6am" I couldn't help him than saying "sorry sir" and I left. Time check was 8:10 when I left the CBT centre.
Over 500 students were still outside hoping to get into that room but were given a piece of paper with numbers, which would be used the next day to attend to them 1st. I saw parents who came with their ward. It was an easy thing, I have body and head aches ATM.
I know more candidates will have their own story to share. cc Lalastic.

youngfocus:
I cnt remember Oóo because I av been following dis treat from d beginning,though Dan I don't av gf,bt since wen I don use this drill to get my present girlfriends, I don hang my boot Oóo,cos I know she loves me no need to cheat on her,though I do check my emotions just not to act Mr nice guy,she is the 1 doing the calling,I don't spent on her,dat much because she will not ask,my guy the way I do unhook is bra,use to surprise her,she ask me 1 day DAT hw did I know much abt dat,dat she herself cnt unhook it with one hand, I told her DAT out of 12children dat my mum gave birth to am d only guy,DAT wen ever dey wnt to unhook their bra they do call on me,dat is y some time I do stay outside late,am tired of unhooking bra, come and see the way she dey laugh.am just lying Oóo,we are all boy in our house ooo,bt if she Bleep up I will go and pick my boot and start my gaming again Oóo,life is too short bro,BT will try and search for d page bro

Mrluv:
gurus in the house make una come hep out.there is this gal that normaly take her brother to school in our area.so i normally followed her if see her teasing her before we go our separate away she normally tell me bye take care even the last we talk she was free she rappor with me well and i was even trying to hold her hand which she decline.in my mind am doing a gud job and progressing only for me to get shock of my life yesterday i saw her and i went to meet her and i ask her how far she just nod her head and told me that i shld not follow her i was like wtf what type of insult is this what does the gal take me for .so i was calling her she did not answer so i follower to the sch ool where she was going and i asked her why she spoke to me that way she said she did not insult me that she don know me and she don like somebody following her and she walk out on me i was call het she did not answer her junior was even telling het aunty they are call u i don know what went wrong but i need babe to disvirgin me

Mrluv i'll be frank with you!

1st you keep running out to meet the girl every morning... are you that jobless? Even if you're jobless, you're supposed to at least pretend like you're a busy person.

2nd she told you not to follow her (because she's tired of having to deal with your annoying sorry ass every morning), still you ran after her like a cock on heat.

You've been doing a bad job. A very bad job.

From your write up, it's obvious you're a very very needy guy. Girls aren't interested in needy guys.

Stop embarrassing her. Leave her alone.


Go and read this thread from the beginning and practice them on new girls. (Leave that poor girl alone )

DO NOT APPROACH THAT GIRL UNTIL YOU'RE DONE READING THIS THREAD AND HAVE REALISED YOUR MISTAKES.

pkang:
I tried ur lines, it worked a little because after i asked where she bought and the price. She was like at Aba and i travel once a year. I could not proceed to the other lines but i just bounce out after inquiring if see is from Aba.
I dont know if i screw up or am still on track.
I want to know if i go there next morning if its good to ask how was ur 9t which i know she would say fine and i will be stocked or what advise do u have for me.

lazeal:
Boss, it's been a long time o. You know the girl I talked about and that everrything seems okay? We had been going on fine.

One day I asked what is that thing I do that she likes. She replied that I have faith. I asked her have faith in what and she said have faith in US.

I said yes I do and asked if she does, but later said I know what she has in mind though and I can tell her if she wants.

She urged me to tell her.

So I said I know she wants us to be together and willing to make it work, she believes in us and hope it works out between us but that she has her worries and want to see how far I willing to go and If I truly mean my words. That the most importantly thing is that she is willing.

Here is her reply : "hmmm true but I don't want to hurt my guy"

I ignored that and continued.

She celebrated her birthday not long ago, last Friday and I did do my part.

So yesterday I told her my birthday is April and she repeated that "lol hmmmm same month with my boyfriend"

Bro, I pissed but what would you advise I do? Despite saying she wants us to be together, she knows what I want etc. Should I move on or have a heart to heart talk with and tell her to decide?

It's a complicated issue as I don't want to waste my time only to get "I told you before I have a boyfriend" lol.