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Jiang:
[s]Trying to get rich off other peoples hard work without them consent, you are nothing but a theif[/s]

brandon180:
Nah shez stays around, we do greet, jst 'hi'..she a kinda high class babe...

brandon180:
gurus in d auz..got a problem
There is dis chick,around my area..hawt.added her on fb..buh av neva inboxed her b4..today she posted a pic..nd i commented with'...' nd she replied with'?'...i need a perfect response..by perfect i mean perfect, cos first impression matters..
Pls help

brandon180:
Yo man pls answer my question..my post is above.

Japhet04:
pls this is my exactly situation, only that in mine she has already asked what do I want from her? I really dont know how to reply this... Pls help Davidthegeek, magikalz

realpoacher:
Wow! This is interesting. This is 80% me and 20% not me. If this be an exam score they will get an A. If this be guess work then they are assured as hell to get 100% if they become serious.

I have a fuccking large appetite for Sex, damn, most times its insatiable but seeing a partner to keep up is a big problem.

When in love, I find it very difficult to express it. Infact I am completely clueless as to how to buy gift for my lover. I just get confused whether to buy a dress or a jewelry. Whether doing something big for her or something small. Always wondering what will be befitting for her situation until I get lost and ditch the idea of expression or buying something completely. Honestly it's irritating

Growing up I was shy but spontaneously energetic and eccentric. Today I am a deep thinker and a good listener. Very objective in reasoning and I always seek for diverse views on critical issues. And did I say that solving problems is my specialty?... ...

Erm... Erm... *I don't run away from emotional expression sha*.. Infact I crave for it

realpoacher:
Oya na, tell me about me. I was born on January 25th.... What's my zodiac and its characteristics?

johnpaulbuddy:
great afternoon to every1 here...op I wanted to discuss something with yu...dere is dis very pretty gal at my place of work,although I dnt lyk dating some1 at my place of work but dis gal case is different...nw I want yu to help me with strategy with how I can go abt it,i want to date her but we don't talk much,its just greetings and we pass by

I won't advice you to do it.

The end result if things go sour between you two outweighs the pleasure.

BUT

if you insist.......

Look for a way to strike a conversation with her. It could be when you guys close from work and "accidentally" the opportunity arises to escort each other out of the office. (I used quote to mean you can create this "accidental situation" )

The conversation should be witty and somewhat brief. Your goal is to give her the impression that "there's something interesting about this co-worker".

The next day you see her, maintain the usual normal greeting.

Now let this accidental meetings happen once in a while (depending on how fast/slow you want to move things) and let the conversation be witty and hinting that you might like her.
Let her enjoy those brief moments with you.

Still maintain the usual normal greeting, this will keep her wondering "what's up with this guy".

Once things are flowing well when you guys have this accidental meetings, ask her for her number (preferably Whatsapp number).

You can then complete everything on chat - Deep meaningful late night conversations, naughty chats (don't worry about getting into trouble, girls love naughty talks), be playful, take jabs at her... etc.

Send her sms too while at work. I mean funny sms based on what's happening at work... Something like how she dressed like a queen to work just to seduce you.

The idea is to create a secret, fun and naughty work environment.

You can then proceed with getting physical and the rest.

realpoacher:
Do you guys really believe in this zodiac mumbo jumbo?... To me it's all guess work

magikalz:
I doubted that stuff too just like you said.........till the day i managed to check it too. I'm a Saggitarian and shockingly enough, I exhibit 90-95% of their character. What really got me somewhat anxious was when I checked the signs of some exes, their characters and even some physical attributes fit exactly what their Zodiac signs described.

That shit is true where characters and attributes are concerned to a large extent but I still don't wanna believe they are absolute.

Like there are Zodiac pairings that fit best and some that don't.....according to astrology. Most of the gals I had good stuffs with were either April or June born...but hey, what do I know?

I think I will look it up again.

Oladipo1166:
pls I need someone to help me create a blog for free

realpoacher:
The Pro has said it all!!

magikalz:
Gee, see as our minds just dey run parallel. These women don teach man lesson. If you haven't been bitten severally, you will never learn. We go dey alright.

fayded:
okay,so I'll just go straight to the point.I have a girl that I'm having sex with,and I'm the one she lost her virginity to,she is 19 and I'm 22.she is my junior colleague,both medical students.
her brother is my good friend(yea,bro code,I know).
He actually knows about us,but he kinda doesn't say anything.my point is this,I like this girl,I really do and I know she feels the same way,but funny enough none of us have been able to ask the "what are we" question.
I don't want to do it first, because I don't want her to know that I actually have feelings for her,I'm trying so hard to hide it.
she tells me about the guys that chyke her(we stay in d same lodge,her room is just opposite mine),also I see guys that come to visit her and how she turns them down.she tells me everything they say to her and we just make fun of em.I get angry and jealous when I see guys talking to her but I don't show it.I don't want her to see that part of me
she describes herself as this "old-fashioned" girl,who believes in the guy making the first move,but I don't want to make the first move.due to
-I don't want her to think I'm more in love or something
-I don't know whether if we start dating,things will change and go awry.
-I don't want to get emotionally down(everyone knows that emotion and MBBS don't work together).
-I've always shown her this tough side..she always see me as this geeky unemotional guy..if I propose now,she might see me as soft..
so guys,abeg advice me on what to do,everly ,I know say bashing go still dey,but make una carry on.
now fast forward to yesterday,for the past one week,she has denied me sex.I'm not saying that its my right,but she allows us to kiss and make out but not sex.I think she is trying to test me or something and I want to be the alpha male.
so what do I do.
HARDDON,realpoacher,others abeg advice needed

calebify1:
if u leave delsu as second choice no admission for u.

excel222:
delsu don't admit 2nd choice

Kalatium:
Gees in d house, where u at?
Was chatting with dis pretty gal on fb, I applied d Drills on her n she voluntarily gave me her phone number after making her anticipate by telling her my voice is sexy. D tin is dat after I called her d voice I had was Hmmmm no 1 has ever spoken to me like that b4. She was using a sonorous bedroom voice dat inorder not to f' up I had to cut d call.
I need ur advice

Brightgem:
Hello, now I wouldnt say an app will not be nice, but that would be if one had a lot of readers who actually subcribe, which is one of the hardest part.

Mylestone:
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as for DAT davidgeek...me n xxxteddy go way back....b4 e even enter nairaland self..so Bleep off


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