Pls which one is free 0MB?

a message I got from MTN after i recharged my phone..

this Portable of a singer is the dirtiest celebrity yet.....

I'm 36 m sorry 28 f

Succession agenda my foot..... Udom and his succession agenda would fail woefully.... He has made the biggest mistake of his very innuendo tenure and will pay for it dearly. He is accusing OBA and onofiok Luke of being cultists. The very people that stood by him in his second term election when Akpabio left him.

GGolden87:
I'm at powerline ,egbeda , Lagos.
Kindly chat me chat me up on Whatsapp for further details. Kindly check my signature to get my contact.
Thank u and God bless

That u can't say exactly where you can be located with ease is enough proof that ur not even an intelligent scammer..

u should have brought the case here first. we decide cases here, we don't entertain already decided cases..... this case has been settled, don't bore us with it......

Just trying to figure out how to punish the perpetrator for this shit....

Op u are a very stupid man!

Dollarremix:
Oshe baddest...

If u no pepper this men, dem no go slow down!

BigYash:
He go come dey imagine say ,seems this person know me reach house o Op you are a badt sumbori

Too early to get scammed naa

After I enter him Wella, the guy just block me immediately...

Was just checking some stuffs on Facebook last night when I saw a friend request from someone I think I know.... I accepted without hesitation.
Next Thing s/he started chatting me up on my DM
Pay attention to the end of the second picture

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[quote author=AccessME post=108759444]I've been masturbating since 2009 and honestly Masturbation has affected me alot in many ways including the way I walk, talk, pains in my eyes, body weakness, low self esteem, hate being around people and so on.

I've been trying to stop but it's difficult what I've discover is that if I want to stop, I need to b off social media for long buh this isn't easy for me. Buh I've vow to try all means to stay off it from next year so help me God!

[s]Honestly speaking Good things hardly come to people that masturbates!
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Very senseless and uncivilized believe..
So u mean to tell us that something good has not happened in ur life since 2009?[s][/s]

Ur story is quite funny, but ur grammar is so bad for ur level of education.

U don carry blocks forget to read ur books....
I no blame u sha.... I can relate!!

........ i asked her, what about ur boyfriend? And she replied, which of them? damn!

which channel is showing this match?

is this match on DSTV?

APC in Akwa ibom state and indeed the entire SS is a complete shiit without Akpabio... Udosen should borrow some sense.

please help a brother
i have just recharged my etisalat line with 30k..
i actually intended sending the money to a customer..

ive called the bank (gtb) customer service and they're telling me to wait for 10days for the service providers to pull it back, and another 20 working days before the bank could credit the money back into my account.

i know their offer can be trusted but to wait that long no be beans. and the person i was suppose to send the money is beginning to call me..

i'll really appreciate if someone can recommend a fast and reliable way of converting the airtime to cash and safe my careless a##
thanks!

Kenpaly:
Good day nairalanders hw u for now.as a guy struggling to make it in life especialy if u ar in a country with very bad economy,if u ar offerd 5million and you are told u not to eat anything prepared by woman for one year,can you take the offer?

Finally u don cari wetin baba tell u come ask nairaland.... See ur life?

feyi4jel:
Hi brother. I hope you find a few important things.
My name is Feyi and am a medical doctor.
In as much as this occurrence looks ugly, it's a mismoner and I feel you should have seen a doctor to check things out.
Likely causes are
1. Orgasm
2. Irritation from the olfactory cortex and gustatory cortex ( part of brain that handles smell and taste)
3. Nerve ending stimulation on the cervix
4. Motion sickness and others.

The fact that it has bn happening to her with other guys likely will remove you as the cause.

Orgasm
Sustained involuntary contraction of the muscles on the pelvic floor after sex can cause disruption of the smooth muscles in the gastro intestinal tract and hence vomiting
ACTION PLAN - try achieve orgasm without penetrative penile sex and see if vomiting occurs

Olfactory and gustatory irritation
Many people react to different things in different way. Some love the smell of blood, some love the smell of faces, we all react to different things differently. In as much as she loves sex and all, she might not like the smell of sperm, the smell that comes after sex, the smell of body heat exchange, the smell of cum or sweat.
It's just a mismoner
ACTION PLAN
U gotta find out by asking questions
Or change how and the environment u have sex
U could try a breezy place , diffuse thr room with romantic diffusers or candles, or flowers, have sex after a shower( don't forget mild aftershower cologne)
Don't sit there after sex.
Have a shower, talk or take a walk.
Do not take alcohol before or after sex.

3. Clitoral or cervical nerves
This part of the female body is blessed with so much nerves that orchestrate a cascade of nerve conduction and events. One of such is something we call vasovagal response. The effect of this on the stomach and digestive tract is hypermotility. It also causes reduction in blood pressure, heart rate and all d good stuff.
Action plan.
Avoid eating too much before sex.
Observe her body
If problem persists, see a doctor

4.motion sickness
A part of our brain or inner ear is responsible for balance. It is called organ of corti. When hyper stimulated or in people with exaggerated reaction to normal stimulants, vomiting after a normal movement or unexpected movement is often noted.
Reason why some people vomit after boat ride, elevator ride, roller coaster, plane, high altitude or even a journey from a fast moving car.

During s3x, minimize sudden aggressive movements like d doggy or what have you.
Employ other motion limiting styles and see if anything changes

Do all this and many more before you start thinking of a possibility of a pathology or a disease or illness.

In Medicine, in life- common things occur commonly

Thank u so much Doctor Feyi!

Tesclaros:
Lol immediately i saw this post one particular girl came to my mind and i knew you must be from Uyo cos she is in Uyo. Before i proceed, confirm if i am right that the girl stays at Ikot ekpene with her family. If yes is your answer then i know her lol

She doesn't actually stay with her family in ikot ekpene, but I'm interested in ur story!

greygoblings:
Reading all the comments here made me laugh. @OP, there is nothing strange regarding what she is experiencing. It's called vasovagal syncope. That's the medical term. The real cause of this is that you are penetrating too deep that you are touching her cervix. This happens to some people and not to others. My advice is that you shouldn't go in too deep as you do. You should also understand that vasovagal syncope causes fainting also.

Thanks

pillarmaria:
Stop fornicating, get a wife and stop mortgaging your soul.

thank u Sir!

peacettw:
Googled and saw a lot on the subject matter especially on quora.

Simply put, her cervix when stimulated during sex, triggers the vasovagal response which leads to nausea and/or vomiting.

Interesting case. The pathophysiology seems pretty straightforward and I imagine that I can be successfully managed.

Any solution?

egunna:
Kai,God forgive us.u dey fornicate,u want us to help u fornicate better.u no shame.u no fear God.i get my own problems, I no fit add ur own abeg.

Na u holy pass abi?

Phiniter:



Your own is vomit, my own is passing out,

Omo this babe would temporarily shut down after srx, I thought I had killed someone the first time it happened, but it wasn't even a hardcore engagement oh...

She recovered, and I made sure she went to the hospital to check herself properly, hospital say she's in perfect health...

after a few weeks, I summoned courage and embarked on the second missionary journey, being as gentle as possible, Omo another pass out again oh... na so I run from that relationship with my two left legs

This one don come make mine a child's play naa!

handsomeyitayo:
What is the meaning of throws up

vomits!