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Facebook! Facebook!! Facebook!!!

How many times did I call you?  You are so wicked. How could you be  misleading people in this manner?

Just imagine: in your paradise, you created a lot of millionaires, but in real life you stripped them off their millions - by extension all the good things of life - such that they no longer have money for luscious meals(good foods), suiting outfits(clothes and shoes) for occasions, befitting four-wheels(cars) for mobility, they lack state-of-the-art accommodations, etc.

But remember, in your paradise, they enjoy all these things.
But how come, the cars, the good outfits, good palatable accommodation, etc, vanished the moment they are out off your paradise, and are seen physically?

They now trek from Jericho to Calvary, no money to board common motor-cycle or tricycle.  They now patronize roadside 'Mama Put' shops. They now frequent Mama Ifeanyi, Mama Nura shop every morning to drink 'Akam(pap) and Akara(bean cake)'.

Facebook, you are not fair to them at all. Why not replicate the same good standard of life for these people once they log out of your paradise to physical realm?

Facebook, how could you be this wicked? Just imagine:

In your paradise, your generosity in employment creation is second to none. Everyone seems to have a job: your courtesy.

You ensured egalitarianism in employments: the youth are employed as soon as they leave school in the realm of your paradise. Not only that, you made sure that they are offered employments in serene environment with well-equipped office rooms. 

But once most of these youths leave the doorstep of your paradise, you get them sacked; such that they return to abject poverty.  We don't get to see them again in their usual fine and tempting offices.  We don't see them dressed cooperate in suits wearing long and bold ties like Donald Trump.  We don't get to see them drive in their official cars.  We only see them casual. We only hear their lamentations on how bad the government is, and its failure to provide jobs for them. On the contrary, they are tushed-up, comfortable, and employed in your paradise.

Dear Facebook! How could you be so wicked? 
Just imagine: 
you created a lot of radiant, succulent, stainless, flawless, and spotless angels in your paradise, who are slaying more than the word #Slay itself. These angels seem incompatible with restrooms - dem no dey go toilet(shit).

But once these angels leave your paradise to explore other spheres of life, they suddenly grow older than their 'paradisic' age in appearance and disfigured as well : you get to see they have spotty legs and  knock-knees.  Their faces are ravaged by stony pimples similar in appearance to the new infamous Monkey-Pox. Their skins wearing rainbow colors. What a mess?

Facebook! Facebook!! Facebook!!! How could you be this wicked?

In your paradise, there are many entrepreneurs, CEOs and co. Flaunting and showing off their businesses and wealths.  There are many benevolent people, many sweet talkers.

But once they leave your paradise, they become nobody, penniless pocket-wise, CEOs become fraudstars, sweet talkers becomes a heart breakers and ritualists. 

Facebook why?

Anyway, let me stop here.  Like my very good friend, Sgt Ababoo Nchik,  right pointed out “93% of Facebook displays are fake”.

The people in this unfortunate category keep on deluding themselves, and living in the fools paradise, not realizing that time and tide wait for no man.

It Might seem funny, but this is my own way of warning you the innocent to steer clear from the Facebook celebrities, fashion freaks(this once can win trophy snapping pics and posting them),  the sweet-talkers, etc. They are wolves in sheeps clothing.

Are there exceptions? Of course there are!  There are genuine people on social media but they are the infinitesimal few.

90% of all you see on social media are fake. They call it “Social Media Packaging” aimed at deceiving you.

Don't fall victim of ritual killings, frauds, heartbreaks, and other social vices. Remember, all that glitter ain't gold. A word is enough for the wise.

Good day guys.

Em.... Please take this to front page, make we cure some people's HBP. Tnx you.

Homeboiy:
This is Gabriel and Elizabeth we whr class mates

Below is picture of me ,Gabriel and others

Let me call their attention here

His face seem familiar too. It seems i have come across the nigga before around Nsukka area of Enugu State. Because, whenever we(NDA Cadets) are on break, I use to visit Nsukka, and when I do. I roll with lots of guys.

Moreover, the background seems that of UNN uncompleted stadium.

Anyway, classmates/schoolmates of what institution?

Is that not UNN nonsense stadium? Well, that guy face seem familiar, but he is not 25. He should be 28 or 29. I no the guy from somewhere around that UNN area in Nsukka town.

TOLULOPEMIDEAR:
happy independence

My friend, go and remove that uniform. This is Sunday, not working day.

Kai Oga. Walahi jeke gida kawo abunchi.

You look Hungry, Kai Oga. Zo ka chi abunchi, Oga.

Kai, you don eat fah? Kawo kudi, jeh keh kasua.

The mad is damn stupid. Isn't the scripture that said that no one knows when the time will be, and not even the son of man(Jesus Christ) knows.

So what is the mad man talking about? Well, he is just exercising his foolishness.

Ninethmare:
Some animals are more affectionate, trustworthy and faithful than some people
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safe delivery dog we love you

Heh! Heh!! Stop that talk. Who are the 'we'? Abeggii, I no follow.

MhiztaD:
Please oooo share this and save a life she is sharing HIV na oral and please share ooo

Bro. you said, 'na oral". What do you mean by that?

Can HIV be contracted through kissing and receiving head(blowjobs) from a lady?

Doctors in the house, please I need to know a thing about this.

BB: I don't mean to derail this thread oo.

samdavjustin:
It is definitely a scam. You bought something for .99cent and you think it's now worth70-$100000 hahahahaha. I thought you said your a businessman. When it's too good to be true, it definitely is a scam.

I did not buy it. You can only buy domains that have been registered by other people, if those people are willing to sell.

Mine is hand registered, ie, never registered before. I only paid the list fee of $0.99 on Goddaddy.com, because they were on promo time then. Most of the registrations fees are pegged at $8.99 now on the average scale.

This amount is used for the safeguarding granting you ownership of the domain for a specific period of time, usually 1 to 10yrs @ $8.99 per year. If you wish to own it for like 5yrs, just multiply $8.99 by 5. The answer gives you the amount you have to pay for the listing and ownership for that period of 5yrs.

Thanks for your concern.

agarawu23:
I was carried away when u stated ur investment thinking u are a correct business man.

If I hear 70,000$
Stop wasting ur time
It isn't real.

Okay, I have heard you. I'm not a full-time business guy, I run my businesses by proxies. I'm a career soldier(Officer Cadet).

ejosh4:
Dont be fooled......That is a domain scam..... Read dis article https://www.namepros.com/threads/certificate-scam-email-to-buy-my-domains.1038874/

It happens to dose with a domain name

None have said anything related to appraisals. They want me to initiate payment process through Goddaddy.com. They are genuine. I emailed Goddaddy.com. They said the ball is in my court that once I decide to sell that they would handle the transaction(transfer of the domain) with the end user, ie, I transfer the domain to Goddaddy.com, and the hold it till the end user pays in the money into a neutral Goddaddy's account. From there, Goddaddy, wiil now take their 10% commission, and transfer the money to me through bankwire, or paypal.

Anyway, I appreciate you for alerting me of scam involved.

ejosh4:
Dont be fooled......That is a domain scam..... Read dis article https://www.namepros.com/threads/certificate-scam-email-to-buy-my-domains.1038874/

It happens to dose with a domain name

Hmmm... Thank you for the idea. I will have to wait for a little while bfore any step.

Chamladas:
Its scam bro! They will ask you to pay for domain appraisal certificate before they pay you. Ha ha...!
Moreso, its impossible to handreg a domain name that will sell for more than $1,000 in the marketplace.

Thank you, I though as much.

beautygboel:
I smell bad deeds here

But if you are genuine, ask yourself these:

How much did you use to get/register the domain

The pay they are offering, is it profitable


Why are you afraid to face questioning from the Bank if you are genuine

Don't be greedy to the extend of loosing the bidders/clients completely, if you do what will one person do with four domain names? Just asking

I think you can help yourself with these

God bless you

To be honest, I registered them on Goddaddy.com promotional era @ $0.99 each.

As for bank asking to see me, I don't want that. Why should I be invited and asked silly questions as though I'm a criminal?

Am not comfortable with such an invitation, for they should know that it is legitimate transaction.

Note: I have been disciplined; I can't soil my hand for anything. Before I gained admission in NDA, during high school era, I have been a hot cake in drawings(art works) I draw portraits for high profile individuals for a handsome cash reward, I engaged in virtual art painting designs for hotels in my area, and even traveled far for this business, martial artistry: I registered in kungfu challenge bouts and won a couple of medals in Ethiopia on African exhibition about 7 years ago, and it came with huge money price, etc. I was opportuned to learn Kunfu(Taijiquon) from my late father's friend, who travel extensively around Asia, and was resident in Beijin as an African Martial art ambassador, before he came back to Nigeria, and took me through the lessons of the '24 basic postures' of Kungfu, at age 8.
He equally taught me the great 18-arms(Eighteen arms) defense system.

Though I'm science inclined, I have natural ability in those fields I listed above. From those engagements, my parents saved up the money I invested in other businesses I have out there. Though my dad now late, my mum and my maternal uncles are the ppl managing my businesses for me, while I study and work hard to come out as a seasoned army officer.

Thank you.

ngwaba:
I advise you sell it now and stop speculating etc. Cash out while you can and let them send your money to your dormiciallry account if you have any. The banks won't bother you as long as it is a legitimate transaction. You can then withdraw your money or change it over the counter with traders like I do here most times.

Bro. Thank you. I don't have dormicilliary account, but I intend opening it next week. Thank you.

My name is Cadet David. I'm an Officer Cadet(arm of bar 4) in NDA. I'm also a multiple business owner(3 trucks trailers for haulages and logistics, poutry farm, carwash outlets, cooking gas filling shops(centres), etc) .

I run my businesses through proxies(people, monitored by my relatives), due to the limited chances of running them - the businesses - myself. No thanks to academic activities in NDA.

About 6months ago, I brainstormed and came up with a few domain names(4 domain names, to be precise). These names, hitherto, had not been registered at all by anybody. I hand registered them, and subsequently listed them for sale on major companies: Goddaddy, Sedo, Namepros, etc.

Few months back, I started getting offers for the sales of two out of the four domains names I registered.

I then pegged the asking price for the one on tourism at $8000 and the other on automobiles @ $10000, respectively.

Out of the 4 I hand registered. I observed rush for 2 that is why I pegged their asking prices to $8000, and $10000 respectively.

Some persons from different countries are currently bombarding and flooding my mail box with emails of different offers these 2, out of the 4 domains.

I gave it a thought, and decided to up the sales price from $8000 and $10000 to $20000, each. These foreigners are still hell-bent and willing to buy these two domain names at the set prices of $20000.

I am skeptical of selling it to any of the end user bidders, because I suspect that they are willing to pay because they know I'm not aware of the true worth of those domain names.

I felt that they wanted to snatch the domain names at prices that they consider cheap. Hence, I decided to contact my friend that introduced me to domaining business. He was amazed and told me that I was lucky, that if I had sold the two domains, that I could have been pure underpayments.

He advised that I should raise the amount to $40000 each, and I did. I noticed that a few of the guys dropped their interest, while the others were still steadfast in their interest to buy the domains.

Furthermore, on my own, I increased the prices further to $60000 for the tourism one, and $70000 for the auomobile related domain name, respectively.

To my surprise, 3 foriegn autocompanies are at loggerhead to buy the one with name related to automobiles and 4 international tourism oriented companies are dead serious to buy the other name attached to tourism..

My fears now:

How am I sure am not throwing away my domain names that could worth over a $100000 plus for peanut offer?

Is $60000 and $70000 okay for the tourism and automotive-related domain names, considering the rich search engine stats the 2 domains have, the last time I checked through Google Adwords?

If I should accept the offers, how do I receive my money here in Nigeria, because this is the first international transaction I'm engaging in?

Won't the Nigerian bank(GT bank) raise eyebrow when the money land in the new account which I opened with them once, considering its a young person that is involved, because the money will definitely run into millions in that account overnight?

Note: I do open new bank account for each business I have. So, I opened the GTb account solely for this business, and I don't want to be invited by any bank for interrogations. I hate that..


What mode of payment should I opt for, some are suggesting bankwire?

Pls domainers in the house. I need your advices. So as not to make a regrettable costly mistake.

Thank you in advance.

See them, mtcheew...(long hiss). Terrorists.

Chai! Too much of everything is bad. I would have hated myself if I were more than this 6.1ft tall that I am.

My colleagues go dey call me 'Dogoyaro', thinking say I tall. I wonder wetin dem go call these two long men when dey go see dem.

Oboy, team 6ft - though my own is 6.1ft - nah im sure pass.

Oladimejyy:
Me ba??I entered NA with B.sc from Lasu.honestly typing if i'm through with you .i will post your pix on nairaland for people to learn

My friend, will you shut up! You aren't a soldier, even if you are one of us, you sound like them "OSCARS".

Why are you here disgracing us on a public domain like this(Nairaland)? You breach the rule man.

But I doubt you as a colleague. I challenge you to dm me, I need to ask you a few questions privately . Or better still, what intake are you, and what is your duty mode? Thank you.

Franco93:
I'm attracted to intelligent girls. Is she a Nairalander?

Bro., who no like better thing. Even me like intelligent girls, the issue here is that she is just 17. I know her personally, and she is not into girlfriend and boyfriend things for now. Maybe, with time she will give chance to whomever. She is this chanceless type, that always study and do church things.

My family reside in the same Onuiyi that hers stays, and her school is just a kilometer from Onuiyi, while Onuiyi junction is about a kilometer from UNN, although part of Onuiyi is abreast with UNN second gate opposite Jives at Onuiyi.

bamite:
magic center tin

Nothing like magic centreship there. My family is in that town, though I reside in Kaduna as an officer cadet in NDA.

Student in shalom academy are usually dedicated to their studies. I schooled in that town,ie, I attended Nsukka High School now called Anglican Grammer School. It is all boys secondary school.

I remembered back in the days when I was there. During inter school sports, we hard clash with boys in Shalom Academy school team, and because of that, the school proprietor band Shalom from partaking in inter-school sports.

They use to see Nsukka High School boys as being radical and too violent. Anyway, the school helped conditioned me as a hardened rugged, and gallant officer cadet. I don't regret attending the school.

In Nsukka High School, though not a military school; it typify anything force, for you will be forced to bend in 'ruggedity'.

In shalom academy, nothing like miracle centre. Once you are there for WAEC or NECO; it is on your own(OYO). So mehn, I up my hart for the pupils graduating from there. Unlike my formal school, where boyz them dey park weapons - bottle and bottle shads, acid can, dagger, tear-gas cannisters(those guys wey them paper nah police officers for Nsukka Command), 2 by 2 wood, and even short guns - for corner dey threaten teachers and external examiners.

The school too rugged.

Wow, I know you will make it big academically.

Guys, I'm an NDA cadet. I'm resident in Nsukka Enugu State(precisely Onuiyi community, very close to UNN at about 1 and 1/2 kilometers). I know this girl's family as the are resident in the same Onuiyi Haven(university community, and I know her personally.

She is very brainy. In fact, ultra-intelligent. She has been excelling academically from nursery school days, primary school days,and secondary school days as well. The same goes to her elder siblings, because one of her brothers 'na my paddy.'

I know that she will go places, and I wish her the best.

For those saying that she will soon turn a slay queen. You all are jokers. This girl doesn't even have time for anybody not to talk of time for gibberish. She is dedicated to her studies and also to her God. I know what I'm saying because I use to visit her home whenever I'm on break.

Haters stop hating, pray to God to give you this kind of child so that you gonna be happy and all smiles at the goodwills that would be pouring at your family. Thanks

Nonsense!!! Mtcheew...(Long his).

It is a pity that we have a lot of useless graduates in Nigeria. How could you ppl be so gullible that you can't separate facts from fictions?

Nnamdi Kanu never said anything compromising, against the election boycott stand. The old men tried to persuade him, but he refused by informing them that the election boycott is not his sole decision to relapse, if at all need be. Speaking further, he reminded them that it is in the hands of IPOB's leadership to take stand contrary to the current election boycott stand, that it is not his alone.

Remember, he informed them that his decision to honor the invitation was borne out of the respect he has for elders. But, he would consult the IPOB's leadership.

Of course, you and I aware that Kanu as an intelligent, and wise young man, can not be expected to tell them blatantly that the boycott stand remains. He simply and subtly reminded them that he will table their pleas to IPOB's leadership to hear their opinion, as he can not make hasty decision of accepting their pleas or offending their ego, by blatantly telling them that the boycott stands, because of the respect he has for them.

furthermore, you all know watsup? IPOB, would never backdowm from the election boycott, as all the people who called radio Biafra have already pre-emptied any iota of hope in what the elders are expecting to hear from their next meeting with Kanu. This includes deputy IPOB leader, Uche Mefor. He wad very vocal and clear that there no gonna be elections in Anambra state, that panacea is simple: resurrect all the IPOB, and Biafran supporters murdered by Nigeria's genocidal security agents. Do that , and elections would hold. Anything short of that is a 'no elections in Biafra Land'.

Nigerians, I have advice for you gullible people. Stop watching NTA, AIT, Channels Tv, and a lot of other government-influenced news Tv stations. And by extension, don't read only Punch, Sahara reporters, Vanguard news, Premium Time NG, etc.

If you are in the habit of watching and reading news from these above sources. you will hardly be abreast with reality on ground. In fact, you will be having false hopes, and be living in self denials, because you are being fed with doctored and adulterated bunkum crap, as news.

Try and source for news elsewhere. particularly, from neutral sources.

Thank you.

This guy should be 47 not 44. Anyway, nice toys.

Josephjnr:
This shows the ignorance and stupidity of the so called Biafra agitators.

Mr Learned, go and die. Idiot. Let me remind you, there are other units abroad waiting for the due time to swoop on y'idiots.

Op, go and die if it pains you. Op, do you realize that you are one of the minions, one of the deplorable reprobates, and an epic problem of the country.
Did I here you say "nip in the bud"? In fact, you are mad. You better wake up. There can never be peaceful co-existence in absence of justice, equity, and fairness. Before you have your peace, make you you have an egalitarian society in place.

As for the BSS, make no mistake, what you just saw is a tip of an iceberg. Biafrans are have similar armed groups stationed somewhere. when the time comes, you gonna see them in actions properly.

The greatest mistake Nigerian government will make is to think that we are in 1967. This is 2017, Biafrans are seething for a payback.

We Biafrans in the Nigerian army are watching. When it is time, we shall defect to Biafran side.

NONSENSE!

greatbrian:
HV read thru and HV seen some bunkum many a narrow minded individuals wrote just to defend their frustration. And I realise most of the comments are coming from frustrated individuals like one bastard said do u know how many pple want nda but can't get it. That shows the bastard z criticising outta frustration. I read thru with anoda guy comparing us army etiquette to NA. To or I dnt have much to say but if only there was CNN, BBC or channels when the country was like Nigeria agewise, that bunkum won't be spree here.

Anyway I HV been oppourtuned to be in the Brazil military academy once with my past SO3. Name withheld. The truth z every country has his bad eggs. Even though Us Army try there best in curbing them. I would HV love to share pictures to botteress this point. But its not worth it. Coz u guys dnt deal with fact u allow hunger and hate rule ur reasoning. Good for u sha



Keep the hating up. When I get to heaven to angel Micheal I will say, just anoda soldier reporting sir have served my time in hell

Sir, you see, we are on the same page. Just that you misundrrstood me. There are lots of bad eggs in our midst simple. Those clowns giving Bokoharam INTEL about our plans are inclusive in the category of the bad eggs among us.

Ngokafor:
..Correct guy,i like the way you sound

..I have also noticed that the wild Military Personal are usually the 'recruits' with blood-shot eyes looking scary and high .I have met some really disciplined and well-put-together Military guys but they are usually well educated officers with impressive pedigrees home and abroad

But you have 'only' two girlfriends??...funny

Thanks, Sister. Yeah, I have two women in my life. Am dead serious with the much younger one(age, 18+ ). She is an epitome of what I want in a lady, both character and otherwise. If things work out properly, I intend marrying her upon POP. Then, she will be 22 while I will be 27. for the other lady. We are just friends, but she forces it on me, though I'm studying her also. Whichever way the pendulum swings, I will gladly accept it as God's will. Thanks.

What's, your regular course digit? Because, I sense sth.