₦airaland Forum

luvguy:
as long its bank...aint goin cos of de age stuff

U can still give it a try

U can apply through workforce too

Wen is ur Nxt boyfriend going to die

fragrant:
The plane wey kill my papa.

Seriously

hkidola00:
out Meen I tell ya, "mummy mi ti losoja, dad mi travel lo lokoja emi nikan Mon wan le, shomawabami sere.....kondo

Baddest sombori

Na only dat 1 u fit remember

Dat 1 Naija rapper we can't forget easily

His lyrics re out of dis world

Gabreal1:
See this one post as e long...ontop"quiet or talkative boy" smh

Assuming am not quiet ni, I 4 talk too

What should one click if 'em don't fancy it

ronald4lif:
He can be protective with his phone from his main chick so she (main chick) doesn't intrude his chats with side boo. On that note number 3 isn't true.

Welldone prof

austinosita:
Hey......gba go du break there, biko!!
If I tell you my own bitter experience(s) with girls, you will retrieve this your statement!

As girls get heart breaks from guys, guys get it too from girls! It happens in both ways! I'll tell you my recent sad experience!

I met her in the north when I went for service.....we became very close friends. We dated and we were so much in love....inseparable! I even made her go to school, cos I told her I can't marry an illiterate.

Now, it happened that we stopped communicating cos I was in lag, she was still in the north and I had no job! Things were so difficult for me!
When I finally got a job, I rented an apartment and tushed it! She had already graduated. We started communicating again and ignited our love! I told her everything about my failed love affairs and she lied to me about hers!

I invited her to lag! Lo and behold I discovered her breasts had fallen and gone flat like a Breast feeding mother! Sex was not the same again cos her va.gi.na had depreciated!
I accepted her still and went ahead to propose! We started making arrangement on how to go see her parents, it was then she now told me she had a baby boy and she would like me to accept him in my house(as in, he would live with us)!
I declined and said he won't come now, and that she would have to give me some time!

She got pregnant for me....and I told her to go home cos I need to inform my people so we can come for the introduction and every other thing that has to do with marriage rites!

Along the line, I lost my job and I told her to give me some time to get a job, cos I can't raise a family being jobless! Tho I assured her that the trad marriage would take place before the stomach bulges!

Could you believe she called last week to inform me that she had aborted the baby and she cannot marry a jobless man.....and so she was no more interested!

Meanwhile, I and my mum, use to send money to her for her upkeep, and I call her often!

How cruel can this be? How do I tell my people? Cos we've fixed a date already!

Abeg madam, just go sidown if u no know wetin to talk!

Chai..e no easy oo

Extremely crazy

Idea outta hell

Not yet

It's just dat wen u over-pampered 'em, they tend to abuse it

Na school I go do mine

Wearing school uniform

D will of God will surely come too pass

Abi nah, wetin man go do

Make dem girls go learn ow to cook oo
If not
Na next movie title be dat

His new single is nice,just watched it

& Davido acting baba isalè

U can never know wen he is serious

May God save our future wives from older hunters oo

Na buruji kashamu go settle dis one

Na to just tell her not to sit dat way b4 asking any question.

Us

U new Y d moniker Juicyboobs

Who certified it

Wetin man no go see

Did she remember to give u d address

Kindly find attached for your usage

& would ve love to keep my beards too oo

Someday, BH news will be history in Nigeria

I PRAY

hope Ghost's won't benefit more than the targeted citizen

haulagehandlers:
how are they on their own please explain

So if a kidnapped child from Nigeria is found in iraq,d best thing to do is not to send his/her parent down there,THIS IS NOT PTA naah

I think dats d duty of our ambassador or d ministry in charge of our foreign affair

My thought though

kowema:
Lolzzzz.. Are u in d Op's Shoes too?

Ehmehm

A friend as most Op's do say

Dat is to say they re "On there Own"

Not a good step walahi