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talktonase:
Rearing catfish.he can start with 200k..water supply should be steady.

Am interested but needs a tutor

No 13

Kondomatic:
Electricity too like jungle justice.

Hope we would celebrate our own tomato throwing festival soon

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Wanna learn dis

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"Make Soldier find another boo". In simi's voice

Buhari's ADC be like "so na so Boko Haram pikin dey be"


I pray others re rescue before dey all turn to mothers

Make I pinch my tent here

tripplephi:


1) relax calm down

2) calm her down and tell her everything will be alright

3) calmly ask her to tell you how it all started and the name and details of the guy who is responsible

4) take 6000 naira a d get soldiers to beat n introduce the guy into fatherhood.

5) inform your family members and send your sister quietly to an elderly woman to take care of.

6) ensure the guy's family is also fully involved and your sister's baby must never suffer from pregnancy to birth.

Nice 1 but d soldier part ehn

Thank God its not ur sister

Anything goes in Pidgin English & it's always kinda funny,since chat with bae is not an interview or any formal setting, I prefer it 100% but..

GloriaNinja:
ain't helpful to me

Ok, those "friendzoned" will find it useful

Op u try jare

Lemme quickly enter d premises

Just in case

GloriaNinja:
This post is a disgrace, post something more educative.

May be helpful to some people nah

D policemen be like "if u kill ursef,u re dead niyen oo"

& I once love singing "just like Teebillz & Tiwa,see mama dat could be us"

Na to just dey say Godforbid now o

"Edible catering, we will knock u out"

herbie27:
Is a taboo and have heard same too bt not applicable here.

I concur sa

Gud for d eyes

herbie27:
Will a man marry his daughter?.

Ve heard stuff like dat sa

Either good or bad

Naija no dey carry last

Look like his new wife

Chai. Another one don escape

Talk things out with him

& besides is he a coach

& I use to sing"just like Teebillz & Tiwa, see mama dat could be us"

Should I be saying Godforbid to dat song naw ni

luvguy:
as long its bank...aint goin cos of de age stuff

U can still give it a try