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Good news for we Ipobs

Angelb4:
Where are they from in Nigeria pls? Flat head MUST be there

Very predictable. zoom the faces. It's not hard to tell

Highly enterprising Nigerians from the best part of Nigeria

crucify them pls

PaulIdu:
They placed the order for those planes more than 5 years ago ..

If their condition is that bad, nothing stops them from canceling the order. Onugo?

lonelydora:
Only in the West. Na wa ooooo. I wonder why Ogun and Osun state are still backward even in this 21 st century.


Pour water on me and receiving a thunderous slap whether in taxi or Keke.

AutoJoshNG:
Dear readers, please take your time to read this carefully. This is a TRUE LIFE STORY that happened to one of my co-staff last week in Ilorin, Kwara State. If you are in a taxi and a stranger is trying to open a bottle water and the water mistakenly spill on you, do not allow the person use either white handkerchief or any kind of cloth to clean your body.

https://autojosh.com/white-handkerchief/

Is Bukola Saraki from western Nigeria? Go back to school and study about regions in Nigeria

Yeye.

The yeast isnt backward but the overzealous kids from there do cocaine business and face firing squad. Anyway it's good sha. Make dem help us reduce the population of criminals

hehehehehehehe

NurEmperor:
FG set to Establish
Postgraduate College For Nurses
https://www.nairaland.com/3440134/fg-set-establish-postgraduate-college

Smh

beycity:
While some are closing down & moving out, One is busy Enlarging and Expanding....

That's life.

Arik is not a domestic airline but an international airline

This news should tell you how hypocritical Nigerians are.

Few months ago, Arik Air suspended flight operations and many hypocrites attributed the suspension to Economic recession and even blamed buhari's economic policies and that of CBN. Whereas, those that are in the know stated unequivocally that the suspension was due to domestic issues, pertaining to staff welfare and refusal of the pilots to fly over salary dispute.

Few days later, flight operations resumed and everything was back in place.

Few months later, same Airline wants to expand. Ask yourself, what is truly recession that made them suspend flight operations? If it was, is the recession over?

So many questions

bcashy:
Everyone is just sugarcoating this thing.
Hope he won't complain when she doesn't cook his meals gringrin



PS: #istandwithpmb

Very soon, he will open a thread asking for help with a lazy wife.

Let everyone be pretending now.

The in laws would be the first to shout when she can't cook, followed by this sick guy pretending to be gaining attention now

Nonsense.

My wife doesnt have to resume at work till 9:00am daily, but as soon as I wake up by 5:00am, she wakes up and navigates to the kitchen. she'll prepare me a breakfast, follow me to my car, open the door and drop my meal in the car herself. She does this daily

kukere crooner

no kukere all the babes in Marvin oo

All you want is women's waist.

Yvonne Nelson
Tiwa Savage
Tonto Dike

Haba. mr roller coaster

sixtuschimere:
The Bauchi state Police Command regret to announced the passing away of AIG Mohammed K. Mohammed ,psc(+),rtd .The late rtd AIG served as Commissioner of Police Bauchi, Commissioner of Police special protection Unit (SPU),Abuja. Following his promotion to Assistant Inspector- General of Police he was posted as AIG SPU, a position he occupied before his retirement.

The late AIG was laid to rest on 24th October, 2016 at 1400hrs in Funtua LGA of Katsina.The Command, deeply commiserate with his family,pray for the peaceful rest of his soul and also ask Allah to give his family the fortitude to bear the irreplaceable loss. The commissioner of Police CP Zaki M. Ahmed through DCP Ishola Abdullahi psc described his death as a loss only to his family but also to the force and the nation at large.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/former-aig-mohammed-k-is-deadburied.html

Pathetic blogger and bad journalism.

Firstly, you failed to report when he retired and under whose regime he served.

To top up the error, you now 'misquoted' the CP, due to inadequate editing before publishing

For it is appointed onto man to die once, after that comes judgement

Worst part is that, Trump wouldn't even appreciate him one bit.

He's getting rid of immigrants. So, keep your noise for your sorry a*"

Attention seeker

EMMAACHILE:
It's 16e for Mytv and tvsat

Got the account and working well so far

Chrisx1x:
Sorry bro,am not from the east.am from the oil rich niger delta

One Nigeria bro

Chrisx1x:
yea along with the parasitic tribes of south wa.ste and north

I know wastes are generated in all parts of the world, including the East. So the East wastes too the tribe of hate, shouldn't be left out

Oluwamuyeewa:
To give you money

What if I say I'm blessed and I don't want?

Oluwamuyeewa:
Send me your account number

To do what with?

iliyande:
I didn't not aimed at killing anything talk more of harming u.


So now tell me what's is wrong with that?

Seeing your comments in other threads, I now know you?

The highlighted texts shows why I ignored responding to your post.

Filled with ambiguity and devoid of coherency.

May be if you recompose, I may respond.

EnEnPeecee:
JESUS IS LORD.

BUT HAS THE MAN OF GOD RECONCILE WITH HIS WIFE YET

They're divorced forever

Ramon92:
God is about to show himself o, expect another earthquake with casualties somewhere....

This guy wicked die.

But such earthquake can start with Nigerian past and present looters, as well as the sponsors of Niger Delta Avengers

Confirmed

iliyande:
I see.

Some of u do pretend unnecessarily

I don't mean any harm

In fact, you're so harmless to the extent that your post can't kill an ant.

Just that many of you making comments on this forum, find it hard to make complete sentence, that actually makes sense. Just as below

iliyande:
Serious? It zap?

You would realise that I responded to the one that was not ambiguous. See below

iliyande:
What's your experience so far?

My response to a vivid question

davodyguy:
The same data performance as Etisalat is known for

sainty2k3:
Very poor you. And quick to judge.
I didn't say it was bad. It's a good thing. I'm gonna milk every milkable soon. So chillax

Good for you, if you're able to find your way to the top.

Just that your post appears sarcastic and we know only children of hate finds nothing good about clean Nigerians, who haven't been found wanting like Patience Jonathan, FFK or Dasuki.

Mike hasn't been investigated for kwaruption

iliyande:
Maybe you are an Americana for you to have claimed that this word trending among nairalanders is new to you

zap
zap/Submit
informal
verb
gerund or present participle: zapping
1.
destroy or obliterate.
"zap the enemy's artillery before it can damage your core units"
2.
cause to move suddenly and rapidly in a specified direction.
"the boat zapped us up river"
move suddenly and rapidly, especially between television channels or sections of videotape by use of a remote control.
"video recorders mean the audience will zap through the ads"
3.
cook or warm (food or a hot drink) in a microwave oven.
synonyms: nuke, microwave
"she zapped a chicken burger for lunch"

No, I'm from your village and in the village, no network connection for 'zapping' to take place

RockHard:
On an omo kaaro Ojiire fit represent like that.

Yes oo.

I'm a proud Omo luwa bi

sainty2k3:
Milking west Africa dry

No one stops you from doing the same.

Just that you're not as creative and innovative like Adenuga.

Poor you

Nice one

EMMAACHILE:
Zap is when a network double charges you data rate such as Airtel BB data plans like *440*161#

Had to look it up

Na wa for you Nigerians

iliyande:
What's your experience so far?

The same data performance as Etisalat is known for

EMMAACHILE:
Sme data does not zap

Still wondering what Zap is