[quote author=urahara post=59957915][/quote]

Ni ma na zo ne in koya kuma in koya ma wadan da na fi su iya hausar.

I also came to learn and to teach those that I'm better than in the Hausa language


that's the translation ma.

Association of bahd guys in Nigeria (ABGIN) in conjunction with Cute guys union (CGU) wishes to inform all their members to stay away from any form of industrial action or strike because of valentine.
Speaking to News men earlier today, the chairman of ABGIN comrade Will's Junhu said members should not panic because Rich guys will provide money for their various babes to take them out on Val's day, he also stressed that any member that fails to abide by this simple instruction,will face the penalty. In a separate remark the CGU chairman comrade Nusu Maya said "of what use are the sugar daddies of our babes if they can't help us out financially in times like this?" He also said that any sugar daddy who refuses to help his sugar girl's boyfriend will be arrested immediately.

My name is Davotee and I'm good at posting rubbish. Thanks.

dejianu:
hmmm well play... that is how you pple do say, coming in here to write jaguns... So You are an Inyerviewer and you use words like WTF... What is the name of the multinational company you work for, if not GNLD multinational...

train your cleaner and make him serve you more... Smh

BBAM! I SWEAR U SABI DIS PPL AND DIA WAYS.

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naijaboiy:

If i ask about your father now you will say I'm being insultive,but here you are generalizing all men to be the same.

Well if you will stick to it then include every man you've ever known.

Deuces.

And For This Glorious Reply, Send Me Ur Account Details.

AfricanApple:
Beat her till her breast falls

Abeg Madam Na Which Kain Beating Dey Make Breast Fall? Teach Me Biko, Thanks In Advance.

15 TYPES OF GUYS YOU COME ACROSS IN NIGERIAN SCHOOLS.

School is a place where you meet different kind of people, some of them come into the school with some kind of characters, others learn some of those characters from their peers. This post is going to discuss some of these characters. Davotee just sat down and thought of these things, As you are reading, be picturing that guy in your school lol. Lemme not disturb you with all these davoristics enjoy the list below:

1). The guru: yes, it's no surprise that he happens to be the first on my list. This is the person who scores the highest grades in the department, everyone wants to be like him. He gets all the feminine attention because they need his assistance intellectually but he doesn't even pay attention to the ladies because he's engrossed with school work. He hardly has a girlfriend in school and if he does by any chance, it may be that she's the one who initiated the move. One thing about this guy is his humility, he's down to earth and helps out in tutorials but will not even look your way in the exam hall, he will focus on his work, finish and walk out quietly as if he didn't even see you, when this happens, the disappointed girls will say "Awuntiya is very wicked o, I don't even know what he's feeling like". All the lecturers know him by his name Awuntiya and he falls into this category.

2).The rich kid: this guy comes from a wealthy home and believes everything can be bought. He spends money on girls, wears the most expensive clothes, changes mobile phones at will and finances most of the parties in school. He attends lecturers at will and he is generous. His girlfriends are not students of the school, they are from outside the school. Elisha falls into this category.

3). The braggart : this is the one who always wants to stand out among his peers. He believes so much in his self and try as much as possible to show off that he's the best in everything he does. He will spend his last dime to buy expensive clothes just to impress. He would go and stand in front of the female hostel so that ladies will complement him and say " Iceskinny I like your dress, ya kawo wuta " he always gives excuses for his flaws and demand respect from everyone.

4). The girls servant: this is the one who lives his entire school life trying to please girls. He does their academic work in return for favours he hardly gets. He never helps a fellow guy but when a lady asks he jumps to do it. These are the kind of guys that usually land themselves in serious trouble because of women. You fall into this category you know your self but I won't mention it. And don't make people to understand it's you am referring to. Nagode.

5).THE OUTLAW: this one takes nothing seriously, you can count the number of times he attends lectures in a semester. He is always the last person to finish assignment, he never comes to lecture on time but thank God he's brilliant and as a result he still manage to put up a good performance. If this guy was to be serious, he will be in same category with number one on this list. He never miss a party in school, he is always happy and doesn't seem to have a problem. His friends outside the school visit him at anytime coz He's always less busy. He gives excuses when girls ask him for assistance in school work but he willingly help his fellow guys and you begin to wonder how he manage to score all the girls he get. He womanizes outside his department. Nobody knows when he reads because Joseph is always involved in one extra curricula activity or the other.

6).The workaholic: always busy, never rest for anything, he's either in the library, in a hall reading or in one lecturer's office. He doesn't have friends and hardly ever falls sick. But you know one thing about this guy? He scores low grades, his CGPA ranges from 1.15-1.86. He always complain that lecturers are unfair in marking his scripts. Working very hard for low grades. He works hard but not smart.

7). The Holy one: this is the religious type, his relaxation spot is the campus mosque/chapel, never miss fellowship, dresses decently and always use every opportunity to preach to others. School girls look up to this type as husband material.

. The dullard: some people refer to this one as the block head. Most times you begin to wonder what this one is doing in school. He fails most of the courses and the ones he mistakenly pass are with very low grades. If he gets a high score you just know that it's a group assignment. His CGPA ranges from 0.64-1.00. This type hardly or never graduate from school.

9). The sharp guy: he is just indifferent, you will never know about his moves, you only see him during lectures and afterwards he disappears. Anything that happens he will just go with the general opinion. Nobody knows about Innocent 's grades, he is friendly with everyone in the department.

10). The baddest: this one is just after girls in school. He's always at the administrative complex to check out for new students to date. You always find packs c**d**s in his wallet. You belong to this category and I won't mention your name ka sani na sani. I will inbox you but if you expose your self kuma that's up to you. GentleAj basu ta baya is a nice guy.

11). The jungle boy(kush master): his best friend is that drug, he mixes codene and weed for breakfast and his hard drugs for lunch. This guy attends all lectures just to be sleeping all through. You belong to this category but I won't mention your name for security reasons.

12). Elder of the department : the married man who gives fatherly advice to others in the class.

13). The bush boy: this one needs no explanation.

14). The freedom fighter : also need no Jacob explanation.

15). The davotee: he is just like me. Lol.

So to which category do you belong?

seems everyone is Quiet, we need this information.

AfricanApple:
na the one wey them don use e suppose dey chop

that sounds wickedly.

is it time for another election yet?

Unijos 2015/16 Direct Entry applicants. let's rub minds and help each other. Good morning and God bless y'all.

nice writeup but only we the enlightened minds can understand. The poster is creative

CocoyamHead:
the guy self mumu... he shouldnt have asked that way, nonetheless, he should have sent her this...

exactly what i was thinking . that's it bro.

Cc lalasticlala Cc ishilove Cc tosyne2much Cc Nneka123 Cc orijin101 respect to all of you, you guys make me love NL.

winnieberry:
She is so on point,sex is an important thing in relationship,marriage,life but not everything sha,couples should talk about their sex life,needs and orientation and not let some fanatic,hyprocritical,religious bufoons discourage them frm enjoying sex.The moment people reliase that everyone inncluding women.do have sex urges,wants and needs,many problems will be solved,As for me any guy that says let wait till marrige to have sex is either impotent or lacking bedroom skills,cos i dont wnt to get married tmr and discover my guy is dead in d'sack nd all those religious fanatics will say dont worry ,pray about it like prayers will make a pussy wet or ease sex urges

i pray God bless u more sexual wisdom to u. I would love to marry ur type. I hav met d real ones and i hav met pretenders and i hate pretenders. Thumbs up to u. Just be ur self nd b truthful. I love that.

MuhdG:
That list is trash
How can MI abaga's Chairman album not be on the best album of the year??





They should not take this people serious.
They talking about best rap act and there is no
Vector
Jesse jagz
Modenine

Mtswwwwwww


If MI no win best rap act, then they suck!

oh! So u take this ppl seriously?. Mtzwwww. Make i hear. They are only on d side of commercial talkers(wRappers) jesse, mode, vector and the other brilliant ones musnt be on dat list b4 we knw dey are d best rappers. This ppl ar just clowns. Pary4naija.

softnipples:
Nice one Kcee
We will join you soon
Our album is still loading

ok when will d nipplez go hard?

softnipples:
Nice one Kcee
We will join you soon
Our album is still loading

ok when will d nipples go hard?