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NYSC › Re: President Buhari To Introduce Modified NYSC Scheme by Davotee(m): 12:14am On Jun 06, 2015

M0GIDI:
I'd like to see pictures of Buhari in his NYSC days.

check them inside the drawer.

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Romance › Re: 7 Words Men Use To Describe Women (and What They Really Mean) by Davotee(m): 8:23am On Jun 03, 2015

Incase.

Romance › Re: Lady's You are not OK with what God Gave to you, you want it bigger CATION PIC by Davotee(m): 8:08am On Jun 03, 2015

It is well

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 4:08am On Jun 03, 2015

Tabbas. Am lovin it

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2015

'Davoteeeeeeeeee' present sir.

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 8:45am On Jun 01, 2015

And up till now we still dey strong, we still hold on the struggle still goes on. Thumbs up to ikoko d great one dis is realy a great one.

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 8:48pm On May 31, 2015

Staeted from the bottom now we here.

Jokes Etc › Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 3:31pm On May 27, 2015*

Inkman:
Lols op you should be shot in the tongue for kwaraofshun....
Buhahaha...

At least tanoids now have a new job!

lolss any ways ayam neutral. And nothing gets me tANGRY or tANOID.

Jokes Etc › Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 3:29pm On May 27, 2015

Utchgirl:
Lolzzzzzz

Op u r funny ooo

oh realy? Lolsss.

Jokes Etc › Re: Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 3:27pm On May 27, 2015

berrieblizzie:
**yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnssssss

uses my handkerchief to cover her mouth.

Jokes Etc › Exlusive Interview With GMB A.k.a Baba Onechance. by Davotee(op): 12:55pm On May 27, 2015

Me: good mornin your exellency sir.

Baba: morning but foint of korrekshin i am not exellency vikos am not yet sworn in.

Me: Thanks for d correction.

Baba: yo walkam is my flejo.

Me: how is ur vice?

Baba: ah obasanjo is pine. Sorry i mean isungbaje.

Me: so whats up with you and life plus presidency and all.....

Baba: nosin has change abt me am still za same pizikali, sfirituwali n morali.

Me: so what are ur plans for the nation?

Baba: to bring change.

Me: how do you intend to achieve that?

Baba: by pighting kwarafshin.

Me: and how will you fight the corruption?

Baba: by bringing change.

Me: ok. What is change in ur own context?

Baba: change is change.

Me: *hmmmm nawa o*. Ok y did u travel without informing tinubu and others they were looking for u all over the place.

Baba: i mst not inpom ebir bodi avawt my fasnal bizits. I went to uk to bizit debis kemron and also to rehaz my innogiral sfeech.

Me: news has it dat most ppl arawnd u are corrupt. So will u probe dem?

Baba: sorry wich media station do work wiz?

Me: NL news.

Baba: hmmm vikos i susfect fi di fi gammant.

Me: why did u hide ur certificate when the masses needed it the most? Inshort where is ur certificate?

Baba: *turns to amaechi who was sitting close by* amaechi! Take zis boi away and lock him po kwarrafshin. He is highly kwarraft. I would set an examful wis him po ozas to see.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Do You Think About Ladies on period??? by Davotee(m): 11:46am On May 24, 2015

AfricanApple:
see how they are now running helter skelter, is this how you guys fear it, I guess it has power over you, no?

it realy iritates. Gurls dey try sha.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Do You Think About Ladies on period??? by Davotee(m): 12:34pm On May 23, 2015

AfricanApple:
I just hope that one day the men starts menstruating too

and you shall keep on hoping and hoping infact u go wait taya.

Phones › Re: MTN Repiles Etisalat By Introducing A Cheaper Call Tarrif Plan by Davotee(m): 2:46am On May 19, 2015

Unabefool:
Recall that etisalat recently introduced a tariff plan called "easylife 4.0 limited edition" that enables you to call any network at 11K/sec with #5 daily access fee. MTN has followed suit by introducing a similar package called TruTalk+.

Call all networks across Naija for only 11 kobo per second on the new MTN TruTalk+!
You also get to call the world at 20k per second! All you have to do is dial *123*20# to migrate and pay a daily access fee of N5 to enjoy this super tariff plan from MTN

Let the competition begin!

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

but does dis plan allows for d free weekly data dey give?

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 11:54am On May 16, 2015

harjibolar10:
My hand refuse to cover ma face ni jare

And, the thing be say... No be say we can't write, we cant write story, we sabi read jhoor... *wink*

Easy young woman

Funny you bros

lolss.

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 9:49am On May 15, 2015

Franchris:
Top 4 Most Stupid And Frustrating Characters: Kikelomo, Motunrayo, Chidinma and Chioma.
Their stupidity: Kike is 19 and a Uni Stud for franchris's sake while Femi is 17 buh she's shamefully dragging a bf with her sister, disgusting! Motunrayo too believes everything upon the way he treats and ignore her. IRANU! Chidinma is the most frustrating of them, she's witnessed some of the mess buh developed one yeye feelings for her student and a gut to tell him, chai. ABASHA! That Chioma ntie is a disgrace to womanhood.. Oniranu.!

substitution: harzadous out, franchris in. Oya continue d story. I knw you can do it. Goodluck. We cant wait for him for ever. When a player is injured he needs to be replace ASAP no matter hw gud he iz.

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Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 6:05pm On May 14, 2015

Harzadous are you still alive? If you are alive come out and show your self. Finish up dis story and Put your enemies to shame. Dont allow dis page to up in vain. Be a guwd bwoy. Nagode. *sips kunu and smiles at thread*

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Davotee(m): 6:51pm On May 11, 2015

So can i talk Boy, shey u knw say fanta no be coke Boy, see me dey aim high lik a choc boy, am writing on the board like a chalk boy. Did i jst type rubbish? Oh yes i did. Now dat iz to tell u dat no matter what lets appreciate d creativity of hazardUS a.k.a femi alias ikoko d great one. Stop trolling him because he faild 2 update on tym 4 u knoweth not da reason why.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Come In And Help Me Out by Davotee(m): 6:17am On Apr 20, 2015

Adunno wat 36d or wat eva is but come to me i wud help u to change dia shape using my hands and other means. Thank u.

Romance › Re: Answered! 4 Important Penis Questions Many Are Too Shy To Ask... by Davotee(m): 6:13am On Apr 20, 2015

Good job. I love this. Funy and true.

Politics › Re: Update On Man Trekking From Lagos To Abuja - In Lambata Leaving For Sulleija Tod by Davotee(m): 6:24am On Apr 18, 2015

E don try

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