₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
Mumu IPOBIANS right now

Some people no just get sense at all. any small thing iPod, iPad, iPob. U no dey tire. ?? when are you going to grow up.!!! Haha !!!
Your matter weak me Oooo...

eleojo23:
She looks more like a doctor.

Make una free her small...it's not like she was performing a surgery...

And she might have been working all day and feeling tired so she decided to get some glucose from the lollipop...

Lollipop contains simple sugars which are converted to energy quickly.

Abeg help me teach them small Glycolysis jare.

asawanathegreat:
Abeg make una clap for them, E no easy.

Am telling you. Especially for Nigerian Federal Universities.

Jman06:
I will happily marry an uneducated maid who is clean, has good manners, and can take good care of my home when I'm not around. I'll choose her over a graduate who lacks manners. I don't care how academically smart a lady is. Academic intelligence is different from natural wisdom after all.

Exactly bro. you just described the lady am set to marry. Am a Masters degree holder while she's a school cert holder. She stays with her uncle and serve them more like a maid. She's an exact epitome of what you described above. And I've decided to marry her instead of the arrogant Graduate ex of mine who is always right in her own eyes.
Homely, well trained , beauty . that's ok. Her education can come thereafter.

Nigerians no get chill at all. They just vex and pour all their anger of the Buhari poor government on this unfortunate thieves.

SLIMDON88:
Look at how Sir M. Buhari is looking handsome and cool, surely Baba you get my vote

Mumu. becuase he's looking handsome and cool he has your vote automatically..?.irrespective of his carton brain?.. Now i can see one of the mumu people that voted for him in the first place.

donstan18:
Oga, cut down your pride and hustle.............28 years no be beans oo.


Ego and what people will say are the problems of most young men these days.

why the riddle and long story. Just encourage him to go ahead. Simple.

[quote author=abrahym post=66703517]Avoid eating late nights
Anything 830pm . I don't eat night food and it's working for me[/quotHello bro, I used to eat between 11 p.m and 1 am whenever I finish reading back then in school. The opp should first tell us his height and the nature of his work. Does he engage in physical exercise at all.??. Eating late does not apply to everybody.

what is your Height. I need to calculate your body index before you can conclude that you are getting fat. what's your Height..?.

mfm04622:
She is the daughter of Bolori. Go and goggle the name! She is not poor and doesn't need poverty alleviation. I believe she want the dad to be responsible for the upkeep of the kids. Have you asked the school they are attending and how much it cost?

Abi OOOoo...

DrinkLimca:
Hmm well well what can I say...

250,000 naira for upkeeps of two kids per month..

I don't understand, so divorced ladies now used their kids for poverty elevation program..

Honestly how much is 250k if not for poverty..??.. To me that money she's asking for is too small.

HeWrites:
@Emboldened is really funny

What do we call that?

I meant those that only use water to rinse their hands, legs and face without taking a proper bath with soap.

First, . practice good hygiene. Ensure u sleep on neat bed spread only. Also wash your singlets regularly as well.

What kind of soap do u normaly use for bathing. change it to medicated soap particularly the type that has antibacterial properties like 'Dudu Osun'
. Ensure u bath regularly with soap. not shunpa shunse

Get Silvodern antiseptic cream and use it twice a day. before u sleep and early in the morning before you have your birth. . u can also use 'omi-aro' and apply it.

Thank me later

Hydee247:
me!

lolzzzzzzz....don't worry we are together.

Hmmmmmmmm.....who else came to read comments here..

Them dey craze ni..
How will they give somebody who's still searching for his SSCE certificate an Award.?.

konji odikwa strong

Chai....he done reach this level. Wetin money go cause ehhhhnnn....Na so one of them come the other day dey shout " Based on Logistics" where him dey today. Him money I done pinish

BanevsJoker:
They are reading Arabic symbols inscribed on tree trunks and foreheads of newborns.

lolzzzzz.... like that one some days ago that someone went to write God is great on a Moringa oleifera tree.

Asowari:
dude am a man

Ohhhhhh....really.?? pls if any of your sisters fine pass the bride. kindly share their photo.

Asowari:
the bride so ugly she is looking like Karen of big brother very ugly looking thing

Haters everywhere. Haba!!! I can see that some ladies already said she's really beautiful. why are u like this now.?? must you show your bitterness on everything??
Am very sure say u no fine reach the bride. post your photos without emulsion and gloss paints on your face and let's see you.
Else just stay calm and shut your mouth.

in Fela's voice:

when trouble sleep ,
yanga go wake am
wetin he dey find..??
palava e dey find , palava he go get Oooo


when Cat sleep ,
rat go bike him tail,
wetin he dey find..??
palava e dey find , palava he go get Oooo

I can see it afar off.....
Wahala is coming.....

Animals in human skin, Animal wey wear Uniforms. Thank God it was not in the night. They would have shot him and the guy that tried to resist them.

stupid people in the police force. Na their stomach drive them into the force.
boko haram still dey for sambisa and Fulani herdsmen still dey our streets they will not see them. Na with unarmed civilians their bones dey strong

Yes. Their leg surgery in India was successful . it was done by a team of 50 doctors lead by Dr Ramalingam...Lolzzzzzzz!!!!

The devil is a learner where some women dey. Haba,!!! Some women are just EVIL

See their Motto : Read , Rear, Farm. Indeed they are rearing but they aren't reading nor farming. Farming involves the cultivation of crops and rearing of animals. Not rearing of animals only . Nay. If they are reading, they should know that integrated farming with livestock and crop plants is the way forward to stop the incessant communal clash with crop farmers.
If they cultivate crops plants or establish paddock or ranch they will understand the effort that goes into crop farming . Thus, they will not trespass into another man's farm with their cattles anyhow.

They should arrest the guy, torture him and make him to confess what his ID card is doing at the crime scene.

U better move on and look for your own woman elsewhere.
shey Until they catch and disgrace u before u go get sense and stop following her abi.??

APCHaram:
White wedding and you wear agbada?

. Ode no Bobo yi sha. Shey na the Baba dey do wedding abi her daughter.??.
mumu. Ignoramus, your ignorance No be here Ooooo

walahi this guy is a sperm miss road.

Hmmmmmmm....Their estate in hell fire go big no be small

Liverpool watch out....Madrid is coming for your priced asset. Mo-Salah