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TravelRe: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by daxlasaint(m): 7:18am On Oct 29, 2015
*drives. Keke into thread* Area. I hail o... how every every?

Make I add small to this list off slangs grin

Walensh.... means food " o boy you get walensh"

Quay or gem or kpo... slang words for weed

Like that am... complex slang with many meanings depending on the. Context of use e.g. conductor abeg like that am for Agbassa. Junction (stop me there)... When two warri boys get serious beef and one says "I go like. That am for u just. Now if u nor gimme chance" ( u go soon collect beat, slap, etc)

Look face... to give regard or disregard to public. Opinion and norms... guy na my way o, I nor. Dey look face

Soja... slang for 20 naira note

White or sky... slang for 50 naira not

Make your head dey your neck o... slang warning a person to use their sense


Pem... to hide sometin very well "abeg pem that quay well o"

Shele... same as pem


Kpo Kpo ( diff pronunciation from kpo)... slang for police

Congo... slang for army

Gallant... slang word for a street thug who has made his mark on the streets
Pepper... slang word for money "pepper nor rest" ( no money)

How e be you? ... either used to say hello or mock a person after they have goofed despite advice not to take that course of action


Dem nor reach... boasting slang after you achieve victory despite much opposition...



.... athik I try? "Oya keke man make we see front dey go jungle" grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Army Foils Suicide Attack In Adamawa By Woman With Explosives In Handbag by daxlasaint(m): 3:39pm On Oct 28, 2015
CR77:
(You win the award for the most senseless post of d day cool
I totally concur grin
PoliticsRe: About 50 Heavily Armed Soldiers Deployed To Wike’s Residence (April 2015) by daxlasaint(m): 11:37am On Oct 28, 2015
FOLYKAZE:
Amen

May God run your life the way GEJ ran Nigeria. Let me hear you say amen
Touché grin
PhonesRe: NCC Withdraws ‘data Floor Price’ For Telecoms Operators by daxlasaint(m): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
Bekwarra:
When will IPOB protest Nnamdi Kanu's arrest in
Lagos? Since Yeboes own Lagos, they should stage a
huge 1 million man march in Lagos nah. We are
waiting for them.
Lame wailing Oga wailer! U miss road come here? Abeg go find juicy thread when get plenty pple wen ready to tell. U ur family history, make u park well there dey colect. Swear for mata when nor add moni to ur acc
PhonesRe: NCC Withdraws ‘data Floor Price’ For Telecoms Operators by daxlasaint(m): 11:52pm On Oct 27, 2015
undercurrent:
Ur sauce is not sweet.
Pepper nor catch am at all! grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Domestic Violence Awareness. by daxlasaint(m): 6:51pm On Oct 27, 2015
Just yesterday I. Went visit a family I have come to consider my own at the town I work... and I met the eldest daughter at. Home ( instead of her husband's house), lots of drugs by her side... she. Said her husband hit her on the chest so hard she couldn't breath foor almost a minute and is still in severe pain days later, so she finally left him. I said " no, you should have stayed until he killed or. Maimed you"... Now before you crucify me, I was being sarcastic because the first time he hit her to my knowledge I advised her to leave... The first time a man hits you and you stay, you have automatically given him a license to pound you whenever he feels the need to vent or just put you in your place... she was like she can't just leave because Yoruba tradition frowns on that kind of behaviour... my dear ladies, NO man and I mean NO man who hits. His wife or gf and gets no repercussion avoids. Hitting her again in the future... it's like programmed behavior, he hits you, you stay... he automatically goes for the slap next tim he should have just walked away or at most scold you... if he hits you RUN AWAY!!!

Sorry for the longarse sermon sha smiley
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 6:35pm On Oct 27, 2015
jonaifame22:
yep! I hope u don't get a heart attack for that cheesy
Not atall... grin

Mehn oya 24 hrs don pass na... tell us u were joking jor or. Just looking for fp
TravelRe: A Tale Of Abraka, Delta State; The Derelict University Town by daxlasaint(m): 5:52pm On Oct 27, 2015
Denko2721987:
thank you very much another major problem of delta state just like most other persistent under-developed areas of nigeria is not just a government issue but the chronic backward mindset of its people whom are usually referred to as community.. Can u imagine trying to bring development to a place that seriously needs help and the people seeking help are asking to be paidhuh? This is the major reason for the gross backwardness of these so called community areas and also the reason why so many businesses has burned out and investors have left.. Delta state is one of the worst places to do business becos if u dont know ur way, they would run u down and out of business.. The only businesses that flourishes well in delta state na short-time and beer parlour business which even takes a look of input to break even. Nigeria's problem is its people and their mindset..
Your signature.... I will find you... and give u one hellova high five... words. Make sense die!
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 5:37pm On Oct 27, 2015
jonaifame22:
@daxlasaint
Arídìñ good evening... has ur sister.... sorry fvckmate called you today?
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 10:05pm On Oct 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
undecided
just go to bed and dream of palanshing your kid sister... as usual, ayam tayad of this back and forth with an incest loving he goat
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 9:17pm On Oct 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
cos u chop shiit too abi? weyrey! daxlasaint the shiit chopper
Na my advise to you, potential ( or maybe already practising) sisterfucker
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 9:04pm On Oct 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
another yaba left escapee on the loose, I jus hope the security men at the gate have av explanation to this
If wanting too palansh. Your sister makes you normal then I gladly jooin the rest of insane society who think you should just chop sh*t and die angry
LiteratureRe: Of Gods And Man by daxlasaint(m): 8:57pm On Oct 26, 2015
leahcimzil:
-PROLOGUE-
The figure stood alone by the water front, staring at the flowing stream, his eyes reflecting the light from the moon. Adorned from head to toe in a single piece of white clothing, his left hand clutched tightly unto a crooked stick. By his side was the package the priest came for, but the aura around the god standing by the waterside, made the visitor keep his distance.
“You should be more subtle in your movement Sage” the figure spoke, quietly
“Why is that prince? I mean you no harm, so I have no need for subtlety” the sage replied, although surprised at the prince’s adept hearing
“Even the lightest footsteps of the gods, disturb the affairs of the world.” The prince muttered to himself.
“Why have you come here Sage?” he asked
“You know why, your highness”
“To remind me of my failure?” grief etched on the Prince’s face. As he slowly turned to face the priest, struggling to keep a smile on his face, although failing abysmally.
The priest gasped at the grief on the god’s face, taking a step backward, and then as quick as it came it was gone, replaced with that fixed smile
“No your highness, to remind you of the future.” The sage said “your highness, the child has to leave, he is not safe here” he continued
“I promised his mother-“, the prince said, weeping quietly as he let the grief that had threatened to show moments ago out
“And by sending him away your highness, you are keeping your promise, don’t you see it?” the sage interrupted.
The prince stared at the sky, the tears slowly crawling down his face, his dark hair was slowly turning grey at the helm, and the sage cringed, as he witnessed this metabolism as it took place. He knew more than to disturb the prince in moments like this.
After a long while of staring at the sky, the prince finally cleared his throat, as he bent to take the basket on the ground
“He is going to leave” the prince said, “but you are going to be there with him, you are going to watch him grow, you are going to guide him in the affairs of our kind, and when the time is right, I will come for him” he continued.
“Yes your highness, all you have asked of me and more shall be done, as I eagerly await you” the sage said, bowing to a knee as the prince placed the basket at his front.
“Go now, she is really close by, I can sense her” the prince said, with obvious urgency in his voice
“Yes your highness” the sage replied. He arose from his subservient position, grabbed the basket and was gone in the twinkle of an eye, leaving no trace of ever being there.
The prince turned east, facing the approaching storm as he readied his weapon.

********
Somewhere in Lagos Nigeria.

The horn of the school bus blared for the umpteenth time that morning, the sound of the engine starting signified that the bus driver had run out of patience and was willing to leave Tunde behind.
“Abeg wait oh”, mama Tunde screamed from her one room apartment, as she hurriedly dumped, Tunde’s lunch into his lunch box. She grabbed his arm, running outside to catch up with the now moving school bus
“Haba Timothy, so you cannot even wait for a few more seconds” she said, pushing open the door of the school bus for Tunde
“You know say na only your son I wan pick na”, Timothy the driver replied, shifting the gear into drive.
The school bus was barely out of the street when the trailer appeared from nowhere, hit the bus on its high speed, and dragged it for more than a mile before it finally came to a stop.
All occupants of the school bus were pronounced dead at the scene.



Mark had barely left his home that morning, when the rain started. He felt uneasy about going out this morning, and from experience, he knew better than to ignore his intuition but he also could not afford to not be at work that morning. The Auditing team from New York were coming in today and as the senior financial manager he had to be there. He gently avoided the puddles of water that were now forming on the road. He had decided against taking his car that morning, so as to beat the traffic that was inevitable because of the rain. A decision he would come to regret…or not.
He hurried along the road occasionally jumping over puddles of water, which were now spread over the road. He did not see the okada coming towards him until the last second. His reflex took over, as he jumped out of the way of the on rushing motorcycle, twisting his ankle as he landed in one of the puddles, his head hitting the tarmac.
Autopsy reports afterward stated that, had the ambulance gotten to the scene a few minutes earlier, Mister Mark Arturo might have survived the accident.
“Dead men have no regrets”.

The Lagos State Emergency Medical Service, recorded a total of two hundred accidents, with the dead numbering well over seven hundred on this very dark day. Analysts will later try to find why in all of the accidents that occurred that day, there were no survivors.
Great start, great suspense... I fully intend to spread my mat and settle down to enjoy this story smiley
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 8:43pm On Oct 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
confusion lurks in wat u jus wrote, I cldn't decipher the head from the tail.
Am not surprised... rather expected of someone who's not intelligent enough to know on his own that normal people don't go about with thoughts of sticking their dick in their sister talkless of actually expressing those disgusting thoughts to the general public... Even if na joke, its in very poor taste
RomanceRe: The Dangers In Long Distance Relationships by daxlasaint(m): 8:39pm On Oct 26, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Hmm..I'll soon be getting into a long distance relationship. Been wondering if things 'll continue to be fine.
I don dey. Jealous the lucky guy cry
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 8:06pm On Oct 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
u sound like someone who has been there before, I'm not judging u though!
I had rather chop sh*t and die... that's what I even recommend for yoou even... am just advising u sha wink
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On My Younger Sister by daxlasaint(m): 4:58pm On Oct 26, 2015
jonaifame22:
Now lemme come out clean, I have a crush on my sister, she's beautiful, well shaped,neat, God fearing and she cares abt me,she calls me often on phone when I've not returned earlier than usual,she gives a peck most times when I'm all dressed and abt goin out and she'll say u look so good ur body fits that cloth u're wearing, she gives me of her food most times even when it's obvious she'll not get filled wth the little in her plate,she comments on my body, we neva get in2 fights,she gave me a card on val's day.
One day she hugged me so passionately I had an e*rection, I had to hide it from her of which I'm guessing she was aware of, sometimes she dresses up in my presence and many lusty thoughts go through my mind,she"s always jealous when she comes around and see my bae fasten her self to me like an anaconda, sometimes she wants to sleep on the same bed wth me,she saved my name on her phone as hearthrob,
We've kissed twice last year and I swore to myself that it'll neva happen again, when she sees me coming from afar she stops talking to whomever male folk she was speaking wth, sometimes I get jealous, but when I remember she's my younger sister, I just shrug it off, hmmmmmmmmm, na wa o, I didn't bargain for all these. Lawd! Help us both!
If this nollywood super story is indeed true yarns then I would hazard a guess that this werey has already palanshed his sister and this post is just his guilt and remorse expressing itself... classic guilty conscience complex

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