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Abandoned fuel station or middle of pry sch field... take ur pick

Adanna28:
...you must be talking bout yo sister who takes it up the a$$/
Coz the only time I'm loose is when the kraken unleashes it wrath/
Keep talking bout my pucee you wish u had a taste/
But I ain't like other girls to take yo money, use it for surgery on yo worwor face/
Coz u ain't in my league not even worth a mention/
I told you yo diick is minuscule at full length 1 inch erection/
Had to mention mikus n airmark for affection/
Careful boys, the transvestite on the prowl! Alert! Alert! Faag detection!/
" Oh Adanna a lesbian," when it comes to you? Phuck yes!/
coz I won't date king kong with a small schlong beating his silverback chest!/
Your dealing with a queen! U just a pawn piece when playing chess!/
plus you a porn freak with estrogen breasts!/ faker than silicone implants on Nicki as$!/
My bakasi natural ask my man how it claps/
Wait! You probably grabbing the vaseline n yo nut sacks!/
I wouldn't come near you with a pole! Peanut burn bum crack!/
Must be high off yo toe jams, like yo wack scripts they stink/
Your a puccee to me mehn close yo legs we see that pink/

murdered!!! ... Mehn Ada u is a vewi wicked persin o! Choi!!!

Oliviaarims:
Lolzz..Do,indulge me. U're my pupil 4 now.

Gmorning my dear, hope u slept like a queen?

Oliviaarims:
Perfect definition...

Now I feel like the pupil who answered class teacher's Question correctly

Oliviaarims:
I'm not talking broke here...I said average. What does being broke,in ur definition entail anyway?

BTW best relationship I ever had was during the yrs my cash flow was substancially lower than it is now... 4 yrs of bliss but in the end I would be lying to myself if I say we wouldn't still be together and maybe married even ... if I had more money back then ( money ALWAYS counts)

Oliviaarims:
I'm not talking broke here...I said average. What does being broke,in ur definition entail anyway?

Ok, average is reasonable ... thought you meant broke... my bad

... as for my definition of broke, hmmn... broke is when your income or available cash is insufficient to cover your NEEDS, much less your WANTS... e.g. my humble self, although I earn what the average nigerian will call a very good salary... after my NEEDS, am almost always broke (at least. By the standard of how buoyant someone on my salary is supposed to be)...

Oliviaarims:
I think this is worth making front page. But in my opinion,I'd say it's different strokes 4 different folks. Having more than enough money to spend does not guarantee happiness nd the success ov a relationship. There are so many ways to spice a relationship without d guy necessarily being rich. The attraction counts a lot...there's got to be love and a desire to stick together. There are girls out there who can conveniently put up with an average guy without looking out 4 some rich dude to come whisk her away. It's all about individual choices nd preferences. No die-hard rules...
I favour prospects,potentials...ambition....Again, I say..different strokes 4 different folks...





#Philosopher Quëën#

Am all for love but pls take a minute and picture this; a loving relationship between two people who have virtually zero naira between them... how "Happy and lovefilled " would that relationship be say two months down the line with the brokeness being an ever present cloud over it?

If y'all wanna see the John 8 vs 7 protocol in effect just tune to channels ryt now ...

P.s. NL seriously need ROFLMAO emoticon o!!!

Mehn, I can't belive I sneaked outta work to watch this screening... them don build this ohouse reach roffing stage dey tell us say dem never even buy land sef ... amaechi is as good as in! Akpabio I carry yansh for u and your caucus!!! And to the goat trying to make Amaechi a role model to "up coming" politicians.... Bros ye I hail u specially ...

Naija will never change without radical revolution #simpleTruthofTheMatter

LordOfTheWeed:
oyind17? Bros, please change the brand of weed you always smoke.. .. ..

Person wen never master kanaku wan start with kwale gem... this na d result o

Truckpusher:


Unripe or ripe?

interesting question #deepandiintellectua

Vinshu:
So technically, I'm a racist! That's What you're saying right?

Nope am not saying that, I am SAYING don't make statements that would be interpreted as racist sentiments to some that read your posts... I for one don't think you are ( I should know- I have met more than my fair share of racist pigs)

Vinshu:
If I was rude then I'm sorry.

But You have noticed? I'd like samples please

Like some times when u have an e-fight with someone on NL, you use statements like "am not even African" in a context that is easily inteprete as Afrophobic or Aryan in meaning (maybe wrongfully again but I tend to try to analyse words from the view point of everyone who's ever going to read them)

Vinshu:
You need serious help.

Take my name off that list. That I do not flirt on nairaland or comment the delusional way most African females comment or relate on social media does not make me a male.

So take my name off that list.

"African ladies" , I usually play kermit the self business minding frog buh this phrase and quite a few I hve noticed you use is insultingly derogatory... Even if you don't mean it the way we read it its still effing derogatory

wholexy009:
This twitter user with the handle @_King_Rell_ shared this photo of himself and his Dad and it created massive online buzz/discussion. Who is the father and who is the son?

This def gonna be me and my Lil man in 15yrs