U ended all ur questions with an answer..

Enahi:
perhaps I haven't met a good guy. What do you think?

and trust Nland, it has it all, and with this thread, u'v turn on ur radar, happy hunting....

jnrbayano:
If I'm your friend (boyfriend) and I don't impact on your life positively, then I am a failure.

LOBATAN

Tallesty1:
Allow him to change the oil and lubricate all the lubricateable. It might rust before you meet the main man.

this from the mighty tallesty1?

SHAAWA:
1. Article of no commercial value
2. Zero behind a decimal point.....(secondary school days)

no2 is damn useless

Mynd44:
As Christians, it is not right to eat it. Don't even touch it. Just send it to my house and I will dispose of it for you

hehehehhehe... Disposing one @ d moment...

missberrypop5:
i don read am. My own part no deh there

nah u go share am..

missberrypop5:
no, you share. #runs outta thread

*drags her back*I don share joor..

missberrypop5:
i deh ghost mode. . Why not share our own blind date those things we ate, and the garri we drank with bread.

hehehe oya share

missberrypop5:
hahahahahahahaha, laugh af tear my bra

ehh dear hw manage u come here nah?

Anoda time to tell dis story of mine.... God punish satan for 2go oooo...


Typing..............

Yes.. I met her on dia, and we talkd and talked.. Make she appear she dey come from her school.. We pick mum's car go pick am thinking after picking we go go 1 fast food and end It home.. She appear like dis mehn she too skinny, aldo she get boobs hian not enticing me.. I signal to my bro, we divert the route to her next port of call to her town, gave her transport fare.. I mean how should a gal be skinny pass me nah..

2... My brother overated her gurlfriends fwnd for me.. Na so I swing to action.. Some calls and she was to come on my bday.. She finally showed, she brought cake, wines and odas, taaaar dat won't do for her whowhoness,, not say she nor fine but she was overated.. She even make me loose my current gurl by dat time..I tell my bro, for ya life nor tell me say any gal fine...

But still av some dat went well for real.. And maybe am still aving one currently? The gods knows about dat...

Saeed348:
..FC APC Club Vs. FC PDP Clup......
...match 2015 CUP VILLA Line Up...
.....................Goalkeper.......................
.............................1..............................
....................... Fashola........................
.......2.............5.............6..............3.....
Ameach...Tunubu..Baraji....Okoracha
.............................................................
........... 4................8..................7.........
....... El-rufa'I..... Bukola...Danjuma Goje.
...................11...............10...................
.................Buhari.........Atiku...............
............................9...............................
....................Kwankwaso.....................
.............................@.............................
......................Jonathan.......................
............................9...............................
Shekarau. Ribadu. Sheme....Iguda..
......11............10...........8............7........
..Babangida Aliyu. ....Tanko Yakasai
...............4.........................3................
Aminu wali. Bamanga. Bafarawa..
.........2.................5.................6............
..... Ayo Oritsejafor Can presidentt..
..........................1.................................
...................Goalkeper........................
Refree-Jega
Linemans:-
Ubasanjo
IBB
FC APC....Coach...Rauf Aregbesola
Halftime:-
Adams Oshomole
Timipre Sylva
Kashim Shettima
Yariman Bakura
Kabiru Gaya
Cris Ngege
wamakko
FC PDP........Coach..Ahmed Gulak....
Halftime:-
Shekau
Takubo Asari
Namadi Sambo
Jona jang
Ali Modu Shariff
Eduawan Clark
Ramalan Yaro
COMMENTRY by Sunusi Lamido....
Yellow Card by Shekarau
Red card on 10 minute Tanko
Yakasai, Ameach
Yellow Card substitute Asari to
Iguda in 20
minute Asari injure out of sesson
substitute by
Shekau, Bamanga Yellow card
Corne key by
APC, Ameach yellow card Ameach
substitute by
Adams Oshomole another corn by
Apc
Goooooooooal scoring by
Kwankwaso at 87
minute and 2 Yellow card.
Jonathan and Aminu
Wali FC APC Club 1-0 FC PDP Club
Time 90 minute Extra time 2
minute substitute
Bafarawa to Namadi in extra time
yellow card
by Namadi another
goooooooooooooooooooal
scoring by Danjuma Goje at extra time
1:30
second....FC APC Club 2-0 FC PDP
Club...........
FIFA INEC banning Shekarau 4yrs
for bite
( CIZO) Kwankwaso on neck 2
time........Wallahi
ban yarda ba daga nayi Cizo sai
ayi min
hukunci haka Shekarau....
Up.......APC Change.
Happy sallah

Warridiiiz.. see what sallah caused..

daveP:
hehhehhe omisore didnt win which means it is atiku that would be visiting d tribunal.




That goat did nibble the piece of paper thus......


Caption in Newspaper: Goat nibbles away at an Atiku campaign poster as a 'fellow' colleagues looks on.!!

I tell ya

bt why are many ppl complaining abt dis nah?

JERRY1925:

But we've seen after camp...nd it was normal.

den she's been showing u d green lite before and u avnt been seeing it coming.. Bro just let go jare... Sometimes doz long thing dosnt work.. D friction of d start would av died..

uzolexis:



I like ur signature

abi nah Uzolexis... Lifez too short I tell yah... And how av u been? Where av u been hiding nah.. Avnt seen u around I think

Bro she's gone.. Mover on... D camp's excitement of divers males go first catch her like iceberylin said..

Pls pictured sharperly.. I'm in need of somfin like diz

01karma:
not me oo. A friend of mine! His mum knows he's in a relationship but maybe she didn't like the girl and brings the one she likes.

send the bagah back home... Mum will not always be right...

Even goats dey parah for Atiku.. I dey laff o

But come oo.. I remember a goat do d same to Omishore's poster too in Osun months back.. Goats are now sensitive dan humans I think...

In this 21st century? Dat means ur mum didn't know abt ur fiancée or she didn't wanted ur fiancée? Tell us more..

This looks more dan a news of ur flying dan a question... Oya sharperly ask our modern Ifa... Google knows better

*enters room in ghost mode*

missberrypop5: i'll call you tomorrow. #ba3low

sleep tait dearie..

missberrypop5: Using my walking dead phone. Well, it's all good.

am sowie.. Den how will I get back @ u now?

missberrypop5: lol, lets forget that. Did you try me up today? My phone is missing. . how was your day?

yes dear.. That what I mean by Ur Line.. Ur number isn't coming through.. Tried it throughout. Am sowie hw du u manage?

missberrypop5: lol, na for wooing things o. I came late sha lol.

I bet... Was seeing ur signature and ur line aint tru

missberrypop5: lol, thanks dear, I'm having iSsues with my mail. Wen I resolve it, I'll reply u.

bae where are u hiding?

daveP: (shrugs) mo sha ti se die niwonba ti mo le se! Abi.

honestly you do well nah... Nah dem ladies no wan make am interesting in d first place

Neldrizzy: *slaps the hell outta him* common get up

Like its all over.. The bearing of my bedt shud be somewia arnd here... * staggers to the door*

olubukato:

What can I say to these beautiful ladies, I must confess you got me wanting you all..
How do I this without looking like an Oliver Twist***thinking out loud****, softysparky, teespice and rozzay..
I will marry you all..

Thank you all, God bless and goodnight...

eeeehh... Ojoro cancel jooooor... I don dey suspect dis when Rozzay jomo her lines.. DarisGodOoo