Neldrizzy: Mildred

*faints*

daveP:

CONGRATS NAIJABOY! NAIJAGIRL YOUVE DEFINITELY FOUND!!!

and to MARIEOLAE...... I EXPECT TO SEE YOUR BESTSELLER SOON .
(plays westlife's Queen of my heart)
*****************************

Anchor to badt. Dey feel ya

iceberylin:
0.2/10

criously..... See how she jomo the thing nah *unimpressed* she may intentionally do dat sha

rozzay: *sekems into thread, luks left and right, sights all my hommies, salutes dem with a bootylicious twerk*
*goes nd switches on my sound system to shayne ward's breathless, right romantic mood activated, breathes hard den begins*
************************ My darling OLUBUKATO,
Nkem, dim oma, onye nwe obim, ishim, olowo orimi, ifemi, ifunanyam,















Am not a woman of many words, I don't know much, but I know
I love u
I want to spend d rest of my life with u
I want u to be d fada of my kids
I was created for u
ur ribs r my raw materials
U r d air I breath
U complete me
Without u dere is no me,
English too much
If u dey by my side, me nd u alone fit waka inside sambisa, I no go fear shekau,
Even if u dey liberia I no mind ebola I go fly come meet u,
I culd go on nd on
But I know nd u know
Dat ifunanya gi ne egbum dika mmanya ha na kpo ROZZAY
Baby*grabs him in a salsa stunt move, french kisses him deeply for 15mins, leaves him breathless as shayne ward sings breathless*

eewo.. U wan suffocate him with kiss?

naijaboiy: Drum Roll

It was very difficult making this decision but I just had to

Cheryl1 and marieolae,,you guys did wonderfully well and blew my mind.

You were both very original and real but it just has to be one person....

And that person is





















[size=4pt]Marieolae[/size]

*In who wants to be a millionaire sound* --Gan gan gan gan ga n gan gan gan; perrwwwwwwww--- Dats all

softsparkyy: I'm a lady of few words so I will go straight to point.

Olu, I desire you, I wanna be yours and I have this strong feeling that you are gonna be mine. I am weak from passion, I can only imagine your left hand under my head while the right one caresses me, whispering sweet nothings. My love, I won't let you go until you close your heart to every love but mine.....kiss no lips but my lips........hold no one in your arms but me........until you come to my garden and eat the best of it's fruit, drink my milk and honey you can even eat the honey comb. I am ready to let you in my love.


Bukato I am ready to give you myself, my time, my love, my soul and my all because in you I know I will find contentment and peace. Make me your woman and I will reincarnate you as my baby, breastfeed you till you turn thirty and grind you till you turn ninety.

My world, don't be too long in telling me how much you love me so we could take this beyond nairaland and walk straight down the aisle.

issokah...

marieolae: To the love of my life, the air that I breath, the man of my dreams. D-A-N-N-Y. This is my proposal to a guy that I cherish and adore. I know its long, but I would appreciate it if you could read it because its coming directly from my heart.

Daniel the son of "David ", take my hand and forever be mine and let's make love till eternity.

My love for you is passionate, an emotion from within, a spirit from my soul that blinds me from the world. I don't want to sound poetic but baby I'm running mad.From the first day I set my eyes on your picture, I knew it was more than lust. It was a strong bondage that could never be broken. From your perfectly sculptured hair, your glistening eyes, your smooth chocolate skin and your lips that I could kiss all day, danny I knew u were the one for me. Some other girls flirt with you, but I know you are mine. Your masculine voice alone that can soak any woman and tear her apart. Without you, I'm not complete baby.


Oh love! Thou art wonderful. You brought my baby and I together. Even on my darkest nights, you are my brightest star. Baby accept this wonderful gift I have for you. To be honest, when I receive a mention, I pray its you. When I receive a like, I hope its naijaboiy. I click on your profile day in and out hoping that you'll come online. Baby I'm obsessed. When I see your posts my heart skips a beat. Then your signature bold font signifies its you.

Danny my love, I will run mad if you refuse to be my mine. You make me delirious. You are my peace in the midst of strife. I continue to fantasize about that day that you will hold me in ur arms and whisper in my ears that you love me. I fantasize about that day that my body will touch yours and I will get to feel the hard things. I fantasize about that day that I will take your last name and forever be under your spell.

I'm intoxicated by your smile. Your voice is like music to my ears. Words aren't enough to describe how I feel. Just give me a chance, and I promise to make it worthwhile. You are my king. And I'll be a slave for you, worship you and surrender my all. Don't allow this love to deteriorate

Baby mi.....Ki ni mo le fi se eri?


Let me be the one to make u feel like a man. Let me be the one to show you there is no other women that can be compared. Let me be the one to make ur wildest fantasies come to reality. I'll cook for you when your hungry, comb your hair when its rough and massage your back when your tired. I'm drunk in love baby. I want to love and obey your commands. I'm crazy about you. And that's just me being real. Nobody has to understand but you and I.

It goes beyond the physical aspect, because I'm in love with who you are. You are my friend,my companion, my lover and soul mate. Your a real man. Every woman's dream. Intellectual, intelligent and inspiring. ( My ambitious lawyer). Not to forget you are soo funny. You can make me laugh for days and I seize to believe that you are not perfect. To me, you are my perfect gentleman. No matter the sweet words that other guys will tell me, its you and I that I see. We belong together. Your always on my mind, and I will kill and fight anybody who wants to stand in my way.

Baby, forget about any other girl trying to woo you. Its you and me. TOGETHER. ALONE. ME AND YOU AGAISNT THE WORLD. We are meant to be. So take my hand and let's fight against all our enemies. Trust me honey, I'm yours. My body has your name written on it. Guys will be jealous, but I don't care cos love is in the air . You mean so much to me danny, I hope that you can see?

I know this is overwhelming, but sugar pie, I love you. Let me be your perfect gentlewoman to show you what love is all about.

Mr Daniel Asi....will you be mine? Baby don't allow me to cry this night..just say yes!

Pls jam ur hands together..Now this is OUTSTANDING

KingTom:
***COMMITS SUCIDE***

save journey

SpcAgtOko:

Thanks sir

*takes a deep breath* ...

I also didn't think I would be here today.. but since I am.....


They say there are two sides to every story Here is my version:

JB, mein Shatz;
When I first came in contact with you I treated you like every other nairalander; just another online comment. In fact, I failed to even reply your mentions (Shoutout to Seun for making mentions easier to access!) and within a short time after our first encounter, I deactivated that account.

The very next day as I was checking my mentions I noticed you created a thread about me. I did not remember you from our first encounter and I wondered who the mysterious guy was who obviously followed me a lot more than I followed him.

I read your profile and posts a little, but made no effort to "get to know you". Without knowing it, we shared similar fears and similar wishes, but I paid you no mind. I continued with my late night nairaland creeping, and posting on random topics. When I saw your name come up, I would check out your profile and wonder what the "mysterious guy" was up to, but I never contacted you, and you never contacted me.

"He is just a kid" I said to myself, "another kid having a good time on nl.."

Fast forward a few months and I happened upon you mentioning my name again and I became much more curious this time. - Months had passed. I had forgotten all about you, but here you were, still calling my name

And then I saw your picture.

*heart be still*

Traeume ich?

This "kid" wasn't a kid at all. You were a handsome man who had the ability to make me melt just by looking into the camera.

The more I read your posts, the more I got to know you and know that you possessed everything I wanted in a man:
You are intelligent
You are attractive
You are forgiving
You are trusthworthy
You are loving
You are romantic
You are easy-going
You are adaptive
You are attentive
You are hard-working
You are emphathetic
You are confident
You are courteous
You are peaceful
You are mature
You have a sense of humor
<list has been shortened for the viewers sake >

Du bist was ich willst...
Doch, du bist was ich brauch.
Ja!
Du bist fur mich!
Du bist die Welt fur mich.
*hands him a translator*

It is time to make my dreams come true.

They say "A dream is wish your heart makes" and my heart is wishing to be with you.


Our e-home had already been made and I must give you credit there: You did a fine job building it.

Now, I want to take this to the next level with you. I have been your friend - the one that has come to love you. I have come to know you in a way that other babes would be jealous of
I want so much more though.
I want to return the love that you have so openly given me.
I want to love you endlessly.
Mo fe je ete e.
Mo fe fi owo kan idi e.
I want to please you.
I want to be the one you lean on in times of need.
I want to make you smile everyday.
I want Chelsea and Man U to unite as one; Me and You sharing a love that makes all others seem like puppy love.

If I had to tell the world what you mean to me, I would whisper in your ear and tell you "You are everything".

JB, Mo ni fe e...mit jedem Hertschlag... Ich liebe nur dich und ich weiss du liebst mich auch.
Ich kann dir nicht versprechen all deine probleme zu losen....doch - Ich kann dich lieben

Sag mir bitte ja

JB, let me love you for now and forever



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBMUDrCZKyA

wahooo.. Applause plz... This is nothing but CLASSICAL

naijaboiy:
Nawa sha...

*hands him a cup of vodka*

*wakes up from his dozing* thanks jare.. Boringness wan blind my eye..

naijaboiy:
Kai...even the competitors are not here

Mtchew...

*puffs pipe*

they'v all gone to hiding... *coughs*

naijaboiy: Why is this place dry

*Spreads Goat skin*

trust me diz hw e go dry, shebi na NL ladies.. ... *Hands him the second pipe as usual...* lemme sit with u

herald9: alright,hope u preparin wella.

yep.. Jacking like anitin

omokab: What is the proplem with monthly sanitation?is it not helping the state to look clean except some other state which they are born to be dirty.The federal govt have no saying in the monthly sanitation because they are not funding it.so if they are ready to introduce sanitory inspection is a welcome idea it wil also help to control all type of dirty in each state.Meanwhile,monthly sanitaion is basically on waste evacuation while sanitory inspection is basically to checkmate all type of health hazards that may generate from uncleaniness.

even states that are born to be dirty like Ibadan are now clean with the help of effective sanitation of the recent government... so if the man want to add more inspectors, its long due... It is highly needed

anonimi:

There work is to INSPECT and ensure markets, bukas, bars etc are in sanitary condition and do not pose a health HAZARD to the public.
You then have street sweepers, gutter cleaners etc engaged also by the LGA to clean PUBLIC spaces.

its still diz saniterians that will see to the monitoring of these street force nah.

gulfer: What we need is not a cancellation of the Sanitation exercise. An addition of the sanitary inspectors will suffice to keep up the tempo and reenergize the monthly exercise. His proposal will be one step forward and ten steps backwards. MHO.

thank you jare.. What can they do when they are ill-staffed horribly than other professions.. The law made provision for a saniterian to 50people.. Now in LGAs.. Hardly you could get 10 Saniterians... And we are now talking about effectiveness here

anonimi:

Can you please show us where in the 1999 constitution (as amended) that places monthly sanitation on the concurrent lst.
Thanks.

Meanwhile the Minister is right on cancelling the exercise, which was cluelessly introduced by General Muhammadu Buhari as part of his War Against Indiscipline (WAI) rather than ensure that LGAs do their assigned jobs of keeping common, public spaces clean.
This is the relevant extract from our constitution =>



It is for this purpose and others that they (LGAs) each receive some N160 million from Abuja monthly and are expected to also get additional money from the state's IGR.

Is this not how it is done in those foreign, more "civilised" places where our leaders looters hide our money and even some "lucky" Nigerians do such street cleaner/sweeper work

The Minister is however wrong in suggesting Sanitary Inspectors (Wole Woles in yoruba) as the alternative. These LGA workers have no relationship with the senseless monthly environmental sanitation that we have been doing since General Muhammadu Buhari's days.

So who do you think knows best when it comes to sanitation if not wole woles?

rman: Long over due....

It was introduced by the military and isn't really serving the purpose other than movement restrictions.

People should find a way to make their environment clean with government enforcement. Also government at LGA and state level should have a robust waste management system with trained professionals and we would not need FG to declare Sanitation days.

The fact that people are not moving doesn't mean they are cleaning their environment.

Yes trained officers instead of diz mumu Oyes nd ONo initiatives all over d place abusing the profession... The states with these quacks av got it all wrong..

Sanitation is about law enforcement and effective waste management system with good judicial system... Psweeeew... Gone are those days when San Inspectors are still San Inspectors..

samflexxy: no worry from now on I go helep you move the ministry to the permanent site

hehehehe...

Is dis worth seeing like d males? ? *squeezes mouth* the ladies enjoyed the men's challenge and now killing dia own game........ Who's MizMyColi wooing oooo? ? *runs outta thread...

herald9:
Dayjhi... did you sell out your crib?

herald9 never.. Just having a break.. Can't come in there this time not to loose focus.. u undi?

Stelvin101: I use to shout and rant at people in ma state wen ever I go to ATM machine dat dey waste too much time. Buh since am in Benue state (thanks to Now Your Suffering Continue) I jst go there n book space, go market,go barbing saloon, even go watch premier league before I go back to the ATM machine to check if e don reach my turn. Ppl here will kill u with frustration in ATM here in Benue state, I kept wondering if they are withdrawing Millions with their atm card. Am not stereotyping, just saying the fact.

LMAO @NYSC.....

samflexxy: my guy you too funny owk nah make me to sama you 1 like

oya spread d news jere....... Dayjhihannon..Moving the Like ministry since Herod's age..

samflexxy: guy you are so funny what a thread

I tell ya.. I still dey move on d ministry self, cus I don even put 1 like for ya pinshure..

MizMyColi post=/post/26829642:
Dayjhihannon01
So we share the same core type.
Hehehe

Be sure to take the test another time.
See if you'll come up with consistent results.

really?? . D embolded in my result describes me xactly...

Where are we on this please...

Av shared it on Amnesty international and its here
Police civil service commission page too

#justiceforodion

Now.....
7years in a case dat doesn't involve murder? The accused isn't @ large, was captured immediately.. I see....In fact common man still have hope in the Judiciary looto... long hiss... Am I the only one who sees our judiciary as a poo? Naijaboiy con peruse dis for me abeg.. Don't seems to understand what u pple called justice...

Chei...MizmyColi again..

Ma result.

You are a Type 4 with a 5 wing: "The
Bohemian"
Your trifix is 4w5, 7w8, 9w8.
In enneagram theory, you have one type for how you
relate to the world (either 8, 9, or 1), one type for
how you think (5, 6, 7) and one type for how you see
yourself (2, 3, 4.) Your tri-fix contains one number
from each of these triads. They are listed in the
order of how strongly they present in your
personality.
Your core type (your strongest type) is Type 4
with a 5 wing: Type Four individuals are intensely
emotionally aware, and often retreat to their rich
inner world of concepts and ideas. They are the
most artistic type in the Enneagram and driven to
create their own, unique identity. Type Fours value
authenticity highly and express themselves
whenever they can. They are one of the most
individualistic types in the Enneagram. Type Fours,
when in a state of growth, become principled like
Type Ones. When stressed, Type Fours can become
clingy like an unhealthy Type Two. You are a Type
Four with a Five wing, which means that the
individualist nature of a Four combines with the
cerebral nature of a Five to make you one of the
most creative types in the Enneagram.
Your second type (your next strongest type) is
Type 7 with a 8 wing: Type Seven individuals are
energetic, engaging, and playful. They have a love for
life and can easily jump from one exciting topic to
the next. The Type Seven thought process is a bit
scattered, but that’s because they are easily
interested in many different things. This is why Type
Seven is often called The Enthusiast. When in a
growth state, Type Sevens become focused like Type
Fives. When they’re stressed, they become a
perfectionist like a Type One. The enthusiastic nature
of the Type Seven combines with the aggressive
nature of the Type Eight, making 7w8 one of the
most assertive types in the Enneagram.
Your third type (the least-used of the three) is
Type 9 with a 8 wing: Nines are receptive,
easygoing, and loveable. Out of all the types in the
Enneagram, they have a special ability to get along
with others. For this reason, they’re often skilled
mediators, resolving conflicts both within
themselves and among others. Nines value peace,
especially inner peace, very highly. When in a state
of growth, Nines become energetic and driven like
Type Threes. When stressed, Nines become anxious
like an unhealthy Type Six. You are a Type Nine with
an Eight wing, which means that the harmonious
traits of the Nine merge with the aggressive traits of
the Eight. Inner peace is your goal, but if something
is challenging that peace, your Eight wing means that
you’ll stand up and deal with the situation assertively
and decisively.

Some words that describe you: relaxed, peaceful,
harmonious, creative, unique, authentic, emotional,
enthusiastic, energetic, spontaneous, fun.

Now, this is funney

..I knew dis will make frontpage

priscaoge:


Lol u sef wan learn abi?

OK it means..... "Isi igba"

Head means "Isi"

Drum means "Igba"

lmao

skillzbae: I use to tel her dat if nt dat i love her, i would av sued her.

hihihihihi '' for blowing u up..