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Absolutely nothing!!!

*walks into the bar in company of two police men to arrest 190*

mr. 190 you're hereby under arrest for assaulting a federal agent from the EPA! Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law!

*walks into the bar grudgingly,and made way to the counter* em, ,pls who's in charge here? I'll like a glass of tequila with lime*rubs palms on each other to get a little warmth*

Why lock ayetty? Even 190 don change name again. Ogaa o!

Sometimes its not about the ammount we earn,most people tends to live large,forgeting that all their earnings are not to pay for expenses alone,but to multiply and build income by means of investing in other things. A manager can be earning 350k as salary per month,while living in a 4bedroom duplex in lekki with wife and just two kids ammounting to 1.5m per year while other expenses are yet to be met. If we can just be wise with our spendings,we'll find out that most of the things we buy,or services we seek, are actually things we can do without,and we often pay for them with our monthly pay. We should learn to watch our for our needs and stop the rat-race of want,cus it is infinite;for its always the same by the end of the day,we'll always want what we haven't got!

Pork

The day i won't forget was the day my friend had an accident that took her life,the memory keeps hunting me cos i almost discouraged her not to embark on the journey,but i kept quite thinking what i felt was just a mere thought.

I have no problem with the religion or ethnic background of the would-be president,just tired of the same political clan that have failed this nation over and over again;but keep imposing themselves on us. Unless we fight them with a powerful resistant,then the political dynasty will continue!

^u kidding?

. . . .and the battle begins.

Hello! Who's in charge? Need to lodge here please!

*put down luggages and sorts out id and credit cards*

@190 with due respect sir,you don't talk to a government representative like that! Kindly obey the injunction.

**walks tow
ards the front door of the bar with a seal that says "bar closed by authorization of the EPA(enviroment protection agency). Went in to check if there are people in the bar "


Hello! Hello please can i have your attention! I'am from the EPA,and i'll like to let you know that this bar ceases to operate from now on, due to the fact that the owner failed to comply with the standard set by the agency in checking the operation of hotels,saloons,and other relaxation outlets. With due respect to each and every one here,i'll ask you to please take your leave now. Be assured that the agency is doing is best in ensuring a safe,clean and hazard free enviroment for your relaxation,and that your health and social wellness is our concern. I also want to let you know that the owner is presently working with the agency so as to come back into business in due cause. Thank you!

Touche!

@kal think i was wrong guy,mean flirting is allowed here.

@abbey can't help but say you're really a beauty. . .but can the two of you open another thread plsssss?

^yeah, right! Poo in it then.

@kal&abbee don't turn the thread into a flartering one,if you don't mind?

^considerate!

*enters the bar in deep exhaustion,and gave a big sigh of relief before hitting the chair*




A nice place you got here! Can i have one glass of vodka and lime please?

@galatico what's wih you goblin egg-help? Do u think you can just raise your lips at anyone anywhere?

Much to be done!

We won most of our games,even crucial ones like the man u game and so on without Gerrard this season,cus torres and gerrard were mostly out of games due to injuries,so what's your point dude?

^Well,u'll definitely agree with me that's almost impossible for one person to be the keeper,the defender,and also the striker at a time;so i don't know what you mean by "one man team" guy? Am puzzled here!

^don't even notice your presence mr "invisible". Hope you're not of the pretending teams?

^united you go fall!

U just solved the puzzle pweet.

See bad belle o! Do you know the £m we pay to get this space on the romance section?

Aight. . .seems we're both still doing the thinking then!