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@nana mail me-bammiedaylaex14@yahoo.co.uk let's plan**kiss**

@nana gimmie till morrow while i discuss with my travel agent,cus am opting for honolulu.

@nana sorry bout ur bro.what's the status quo?

@nana don't let those con ruin our plan o. Ok,where would u like to visit?

@tkb417 i beg no pour sand 4 my garri o! haiti no be ground-zero now!

@nana Well,fink'n of going to haiti. What u say?

@nana I swear i ain't dull. Just too many distractions at work. How do we hook-up?

@ayettymama Me! F.up! Neva!

@nana Cooool! Gimmie a minnie!

@nana pls give this guy a chance- me!

@nana i'll be happy to be ur val. What say u?

My val just walk in. Gatcha go!

What a shame! Where's mama-gee!

Still chilling,cus i know patience is virtue.

Am still waiiiiiiiiiiitnnnnnnn!
All paid expense trip to haiti with my luckie val. Wat-u-say?

SOS! Who will be my luckieval?

Has we can see the situation at hand. Tink guys just av to share same val!

@abekeade08 cutie! Will u marry me? Em,will u be my val?

@all Oh! wat a waste! Pls lesbosss out there shud allow brodas hook-up first b4 causing babe scarsity.

It's a pity mama-gee ain't posting. Guwsh! She'll be a perfect val for a cute orgre!

Who'll be my val? I'll give u an exclusive opp-ur-tunity to pay for all expenses. Can u beat that! Cos this is a rare offer,its going to be a"first- com-first-serve" thing. So hurry!

Small matta! @poster start a fight and break-up with her for now.when e don dey reach like march early,go quickly settle with her b4 other hunter snatch her away.

@poster boi this is the very time to be humble and lay low,can't understand why u're looking 4 trouble. Abi u don save enough money for shoping?

If such a law shud be pass in naija,na all those law-makers go dey break the law pass anyone!

@poster i beg no come here con dey sell oko oloyun product o! Energy 2000 wey i use last time wey i no go toilet for one week still dey inside locker o!

Nepa!!! I beta go "i pass my neihbour" at all cost. How much den dey sell am now? Any help?

Go take a revolver and aim a good shot at her temple(mean head). But don't kill her sha o! Just shoot her on the head-gbam!!!

@poster Anything that guy ask from u pls dey give am o! U are a very lucky woman o! Dat kind of guy wey dey chop thier gf dey very scarce o!

@odunnu why u dey scare the hell out the guy?
@poster Well i won't leave her,i'll just go on a holiday and resume ASAP.

If only am i gal,i would have love to help. But if u can re-consider and let guys help u out,i bet u'll be choozy bout who's apartment to stay.

@poster Its your imagination at work. Our mind has a way of playing tricks u know;but that's why God gave us our brain to think,so that we can make the right decisions. If u don't want to be selfish with your final decision,then you know what to do. Be happy!

@ayettymama hope those "monkeys" are not m,bt fm?