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IamKashyBaby:


At least ur dog speak in english...what more if ur doggie speak in pidgin ?


THAT WUD BE AWWWWWESOME!

or Yoruba....
Lolz

On a more serious note, It could be a warning for you to stay at home....
Since this is the first time and it was only you that heard it, just go back to the dog and ask it to repeat what it said to you so you can be sure.

Bro, abeg make I join ur wifey dey laff o....
My co-workers just dey look me one kind sef....
You are so funny, I swear....

Or maybe team "No sex before marriage".

He had a message for his ex(es) that was/were there.
Or maybe the girl's ex.....
Cos he kept looking towards the camera.

tojahh:
Nothing to say than just read and laugh. Benita please don't stop you will soon win I tell you.

Bro, you bad o

Lol@comments here

Him try na....

But......

Na today?
Se na virgin rain ni?
E never rain before for there?

RIP to both pples...

It is well

Na who dem offend?

Eleyi gidi gan o....
Have you taken the census of all the students ?

Seriously?!!
You mean u are one of the contributors?
Congrats bro...

Na dia wahala be dat....
Dem don bellefull na...

Nice

So d bobo dey "Jedi"?

No wonder u no wan make e go....
No b dat Kenyan woman talk d same thing which was on FP here yesterday?

Wehdone ma

70:30
ratio 7:3
The grandma must have sex every 3 days
or maybe
na 3 Ugasms for every 7 days....

The 30Yr old man try sha....
We sposd to applaud him....
He went where some able bodied men fear to go.....

Chai!!!

Oniro Aye gbaa ni OP yii o....

OP,
You seem like a normal human being with the first two pics,( as per ur height ni o b4 dem come for me)
But that last one, the guy makes you look like Aki or maybe na pawpaw sef....

Which way Naija?

Modsenemy:
I thought only young guys do this. This one is an old pervert

Konji is no respecter of age o...

Divay22:
Nah :Not yet time

Don't mind me joor...
Cos you said, "FTC and on a wedding thread"
That's why I thought it was time ni o....
Good luck n Congrats anyways...
Cheers...

Divay22:
Congratulations to them..
Many your marriage be sweet as honey
Happy marriage life








Wow
FTC on a wedding thread.. Hmmmm
I'm just happy...

You are next, abi?

decatalyst:
I wouldn't sleep the sleep of the dream sef

Funny you

No sir....
Not interested ...
Too scary fa...

darlenese:
bro I dnt Care o, they already call me stingy, wicked, bla bla bla, but I wasn't born to please anyone.

early this year a lady in the same business as me was asking for a huge amount of money to enable her get a property and that it was urgent , she claimed she would pay back with interest , I suggested she gets loan from the co-operative society she was in instead as I do not have the amount of money she was asking for, quess what her response was? " you are too stingy " See me see wahala, we are in the struggle together . who borrows money to buy property, I dey forbid to buy property myself.

our friendship is now cold, but I "careth not" as long as I dnt loose my sweat .

Me I just keep quiet ni o.
After much asking again, I go just ask for acct no in case anything comes up....
I make d transfer of a lil smtin and tell them to hold onto that till smtin better comes up...
They never take no for an answer.

girl4rmspace:
It's ori by bongolypso

And how are you doing today?

girl4rmspace:
It's ori by bongolypso

Ok, cool...
I was thinking of an original one from even way back b4 I was born...
It's one of those evergreen songs...

sisisioge:
Tell him you don't have money. Finish.

They are deaf to that one sis, trust me.

Ezionye:
There must be reasons pple think you have money. maybe u "show off"

Anyways, let them know that you do not have to SPARE.

Not necessarily show off sis...

darlenese:
stop keeping friends. trust me it's safer Abeg.

my friends are always over rating me when it comes to money cos they ask for outrageous amount from me, not loan they call it "dash" when I saw it was becoming a problem keeping friends without them trying to ask for money, I stopped keeping friends.

no time for parasitic friendship Jor.

Dem go say you too proud