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Eleyi gidi gan

What happened with the Dasuki own a lil while ago?
I think I read something about it that the wrong heir was crowned.

Health is Wealth

Cool

Don't they serve the same purpose?

markmira:
somebody please take this guy to a secured room in pentagon cuz am gona kill him in the next six hours,last tym u came to nigeria waz i d taxi driver who carried u home?the answer is no cuz am not a taxi driver.well ur opinion in ma life just landed u in serious trouble as the following will take place between 6pm:to 7pm ur apartment would hav been rigged wit xplosive's which will detonate the moment u open ur door.i pray u survive d blast so u can come back to nl to beg 4 my 4givness.

LOL
Easy my friend.
I yaff died laffin here.
You wan die on top mr cork's matter?
Are you a learner?
How did you let him get under your skin?

LOL

A young life cut off too soon

RIP

RIP

RIP

RIP

joeway:
You we not understand this is a matter of life so there's nothing to hide i have to open up the girl wanted to play fast on me that she want to go so i have to report her. so i have to cry for help so people can help me

I "we" not understand o...
Please make me understand na.
What do you mean the girl wanted to play a fast one on you?
You fulfilled the obligation of the contract between the two of you and the girl cum give you jara by squirting and you still dey cumplain?

joeway:
Thanks for your reply Thank God that many landlords in my street have get involved in the matter all of us are going to her house to know where she live so by tomorrow morning we will go for test

^^^^ Are you for real?
Landlords Association getting involved in Squirting matters?
Eleyi gidi gan o
Odikwa serious
My friend,what did you tell them happened?
And the Landlords too on a sunday morning no get better thing to do sha?
This should be in the jokes's section,walahi....

Habatically

Dats good

Chai

Wow

morereb10:
wooooooooooow sweet dogs

Am I thinking what you are thinking?
or
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
or
I hope you are not thinking what I'm thinking
or
I hope I'm not thinking what you are thinking.

"Sweet dogs" kwa?

Any work he has been in?
Congrats to him....

Wow

Dem dey drink alcohol for dat country ni?
Abi Ciroc don dey make non-alcoholic one ni fa?

Chai
Diaris godoooo!!!!!

MayorofLagos.
The girl fit greet you wella o,if you did a nice job.
But the greeting is mostly by friends who knew you just finished "wrestlemania " with a girl back in college.

Proudly Yoruba.
It's our culture joor.
Yes o,we have greetings for every occasion .
Eg
E ku ooru o (heat)
E ku otutu o (cold)
E ku ipalemo (eve)
E ku ewu oko (arriving safely from a trip)
E ku ode ana ( yesterday's outing)
E ku oko (while on a trip in the car)
E ku araya ( general greeting)
E ku ase ( after cooking a palatable meal)
E ku ibasun ( after doing the deed)
Etc,etc

Dat last one sha......e get as e be.

Ha!ha! Pasito!!!

Chai...
But why?
Why would the leaders be so heartless like this?

This is absurd...

Funny jokes
Funny dude

So sister,
PLEASE what are you hoping to achieve here?
Thanks for sharing the story BUT what are you gonna do?
You are wasting time my friend....
And where is the calmness coming from sef?