₦airaland Forum

HateU2:
Beta run 4 ya life

yeah, they all want to hang out with me dis weekend, but different places. Something is fishy

joey150:
lol. That Jude guy no fit give am car?

tank God we all read the Wizkid saga.... Most of em are living nothing but fake life, you might even be richer than some of em who claim to be living large

joey150:
you claim to be rich and be a celeb.yet you can't afford to put a tracker in your fancy range rover.






Nawa oh! Tracker even dey my keke sef. talkless of my............

install tracker inside car wey no be ya own?, Davido don warn d biatch before

Is it just me that don't chat with dem girls on social network?, the last time i chat with a lady I don't know personally was 2013, and I regret chatting with her cos nah bashing we take end am.... They(girls) are as boring as the first time I bleep olosho in my life. Boring girls out dere, #SpitOut

Smellymouth:
Is KashyBaby a white lady?

no,she's a purple lady, funny fowl

firstking01:
What did you do to them, and what led to the break ups...the answer to this ? Would determine their intentions towards you

nothing serious bro, I just chop, they became boring to me, I got rid of them. Is that too much?

The manner which dy said they wish to hang out with me again made me suspicious

Just this night, 3 of my exes which have even forgotten they existed called me, and the funniest thing is the manner they spoke on phone with me. And they were like they missed me and all dat. Now m confused, I think it pay back time for me. I doubt if they know each other, but why would they ring me almost same time, same day. I think they are planning coup against me. I need ur advice here, tanks

Opeyemi5:
iphone 5s now available contact me if you still need it

I'm still interested... How much will it cost me?

She even said his porsche car is on hire purchase.... Someone needs to treat dis linda some lessons...

Proudly catalan

Total blackout here in Ajara, Badagry. I hate dis place, even during GEJ term, the light here no good but e come worse now. Total blackout for about 2weeks+ and still counting

Smellymouth:
1:00pm news on Rhythm 93.7..

lol, nah only God fit save yu

Jico87:
Just close to mine April 26th

me too, April 26th, lagos. Happy birthday in advance mate. My yunga sis Is April 15th

I'm commenting not cause of your write up(cos I know all nah exaggeration) but because I know you have a point. Bankers are damn broke, forget dose their starchy shirts, them no get money. My elder sis used to be a banker and I remembered dose her lamentations, always complaining of how broke she is, she go they tax me. Tank God for her life now, there's one again, he is a street neighbor.... The debt wey that bros they owe my mama just from buying roasted fish from her ehn.... Nah if month don end e go they GARA they pay him outstanding small small, by on the 8th, another credit don start










NB; I heard the debt wey dem dy owe no be here ooh

Smellymouth:
I dey come

baba weyrey.... Oya go look for meme

Break her fone and laptop..... If she no wan stop, commot that her kokoro eyes

Mine was when I told my best friend back then in sec. School that his crush came to her house the previous day to do her biology assignment... And after ertyn, it went down between us. The punch Henry gave to me that day still hurt like.... Nd he even went to meet the babe calling her all sorts of names.... I went thru hell before I was able to convince the whole class it was all April fool prank.

lamideee:
all these names for only u? U didn't try @ all. U even have the gut 2 say u broke their heart. Take time too

lol, we yorubas love varieties

Jacksonville:
yea, i'm relatin it with v.j

badt guy, I know

Is OP Dolapo, Ganiyat, Ayobami, Taiwo, Toyin, Chinonye, Pelumi, 2nd Toyin, Rosemary, Funmilayo, Jennifer?, dose are the only peeps wey I fit remember say I break their heart be that.... Cos I wonder why my name(Dayo) would be first on this ya list... Take time ooh

Jacksonville:
hehehe...sha dem girls dey go against hookes law ....d moment the elastic limit of the Veejay has been exceeded

the extension E of the elastic material ........

AIRTIME007:
lalasticlal....the way he pushes some thread to FP at the speed of light is xo...

e be like say yu wan chop ban?

I dy come....














Make I go baff



























Heat wan kee man

Smellymouth:
Egbon ::: This is my real face ooo

lol I said it. Yu be somchin else

Have been following smellymouth for some time now, nd I think dude is funny as.... The way he comments on post ehn, with those pictures he do attach makes come to a conclusion that he is the funnies have seen here. Even out of curiosity, I was forced to check his profile dis night, nd dude doesn't even look like a comedian. So to romancelanders,tell me ' who's the funniest you've known here'?

Drake does hip hop, Kendrick lamar does Rap. Nas does Rap, Kanye west does Hip Hop. So figure the difference out for my outlined examples

I gave up on AY when I saw him cracking dis wacky lines at his AY concert... Nigga wack

As babe wan come over, baba buy petrol.... Lol, cos I know say no be nepa give yu that light

That guy wey they inside that shop nah me.... I sure knows how to watch fight from distance ehn, lol

Sincerely, If I talk say I get d message dis ur shity epistle they try pass, I lied!

ShakurM:
Yes I can, if it's in my name

hahahaa Omo ole(thief)