₦airaland Forum

If we lose this game, be sure Mikel isn't buying supper for a lot of this guys

Cutehector:
well it turned out to be a foolish plan.


U should hav told her abt d dangers of eatin such, like told her how high in calories that thing she wishes to buy has... and be like, if I were u, i"d opt for somthing else..

bad guy, thanks though. We learn everyday

Cutehector:
Thinking to get a girl to like u by paying for her bills is the most stvpid thought a man can ever think of...

I know it isn't a very good idea, but it was the only plan I had to start a conversation with her.

Ok, straight to the point. I was at the mall last night to do some light shopping, afterwards I went to their eatery to get snacks, while waiting for my snacks to get microwaved, then came this light skinned girl with nose ring, four earing hole who wanna buy one chicken pie. So as I sharp bad guy, I told her the bill is on me(for my mind,I was like sebi is just one pie and I go use am collect her no), with her somewhat brown teeth, she smiled and she said thanks. Then From nowhere I just heard 'please make it six chicken pie', the kind smoke wey first commot for my ear ehn, I was like 'Jags what's my next plan'. As devil wan catch her, nah so one of her friend walked in(my mind I was like father Lord, its you I will serve all my life ). The kind speed of light wey I take jet out from there ehnn only Ole Romer go fit calculate am. But girls why EVILS?

Jarizod:
what's her moniker

let's keep it a secret bro

Ok, I got to office this morning seeing a new chick sharing office with me, At first I was like wow, lucky me!,(though I later got to know that she came as an IT student). she introduced herself as MOLLY, oh my gawd what a nice name I said in mind and I told her my name but she can call me lalasticlala, come and see the way this girl jumped on me, choi. Lala u dy enjoy ooh. She was like are yu for real, I said for real but she shouldn't disclose it any of my collegue as I don't want em to be all over me(I lied). I asked about her username here and I can't believe she's even very popular here, one of dose girl forming here. You need to see the broad smile on my face right now.

I was in my room after a long day, then my uncle called me that he doesn't understand the message he just received. immediately I open the message, I read through it and shouted 'Egbon wan fe je yin run ni ooh(dem wan chop u dry ni ooh) . My uncle was still skeptical about the whole ish, with my experience on nairaland I told him everything the scammer would tell him if he try to call him. He said I should call him and I dd.


Our conversation



Me; hello good evening, I was told to call this number that am having problem with BVN
Scammer; No is CBN that sent you the message, we are here to help you fix it.
Me; ok, what do I need to do.
Scammer; have u register your BVN?
Me; I said yes
Scammer; which bank are you using?
Me; Fidelity bank(I lied)
Scammer; when was the last you withdraw from your account?
Me; Last week
Scammer; how much dd yu withdraw?
Me; 43k
Scammer; how much do you have in your account?
Me;260k
The part I earlier told my uncle
Scammer; can you call out the numbers on your ATM card while I help you fix it here?
Me; Ogun go kill you, no go find better work do
Nah so baba hang up.






NB; we need to enlighten our aged ones about the danger of this BVN scammers out there.




Here is the scammer number; 08166717383

So she had to post it on IG, mehn I pity this generation of ours

AzS on fleak

Do you have iphone 5s gold

Estharfabian:
Lol.



Potbellied guy sighted!
It's pretty easy to get A 6-pack tho.
Sit-Ups, Crunches, Weightlifting...



I mean girls go Outta their way to look all cute and classy. I don't see why y'all can't just Do same.

funny you, yeah I don't have the six packs you crave for but aint close to pot belly either. I'm cute enough to make dem girls trip

Estharfabian:
Smh.


I don't see Why we can't have both.
Yes. I love A guy with Ambitions and All that Insight crappy talk. And I Also want A guy Who's dope And got the six pack Thingy working for him...



Can't just settle for A guy with potbelly because he's related to Dangote. Mba!

keep searching

So last night I was bored and all, then I pinged my child hood friend. From our conversation, I told him am just at home and that everywhere is dry(No more football) and that he should just share me one sure babe to disturb. After all his wyining saying he's going to report me to Bae, he sha share me one babe sha. I added her, I messaged her and she view the message but she ddnt reply me. I was like what have I done wrong ooh, den I decided to change my DP(it was looking dope and all, but I was on a casual wear). Then I changed it to a pics of me when I was on official duty at Dangote cement. Ooh lawd the rest is history. I wish I could upload our chats but m the very discreet type.









My point is we guys should hustle hard, this girs out here are no longer interested in your dopeness and all.

I'm a football fanatics but am so 11. All I do is watch the game and direct all my vexation and happy mood to twitter. I can argue from now till tomorrow about football on twitter, but real life?, my hand no they that one










13. Those that come to the viewing centre to charge their phone, mehn so annoying

benedictnsi:
So...... What did you learn

they there they troll sogbo?,FYI, we just finished with the installation and they need workers wey go fit operate the machine, if I were u, I'd dust my cv and wire it there

missdebs:
I heard its probably the biggest in Africa, how true is it?

100% true, the plant is built on a massive hectres of land.

krattoss:
how much is the contract.?

#5

PiccoloBrunelli:
You should put on more flesh by the end of the project. Lol. Congrats sir.

lol, one of the traits I inherit from mama, and I can eat for africa ehn

My comapny is to help buld a RO(reverse osmosis) water treatment plant for the richest black man, and u know I was fortunate enough to be amongst the engineers asigned to help with the installations. With what I saw with my korokoro eyes today, truly he's the richest black man. Here are some pics I took while on 'duty'

Instagram and bloggers be making all this below-average mediocre actress popular. Not like am hating, but I don't know her beyond nairaland

I witnessed similar situations some years back, all in the name of making quick money..... This guy finished 10 medium chelsea bottles and what happened afterward wasn't funny, no b say I hear am, I saw man body turned white, his feet turned white, his tooth were clenching, he was vomiting, pooing at the same time..... Before we could say jack, baba don pai. RIP Aloma

Latest technology water treatment plant with 3 layers RO(Reverse Osmosis) membrane















Yall be posting laptops and pc of your work place, how's your job helping the masses?

Damberechi be saying 'Dayo I swear I hate you' and she go still be the first person to call me.....hahahahaa, time to up my game with her

I love my girls BBW

Subsidy101:
Yoruba and their way of thinking amazes me, u don't like rice, so We must quit eating rice. If your brain is fully charged, u will create a section for it (with OYO boldly written on it). I wonder what you will do when you become the president.

I'm expecting my ban or possibly expulsion.

you have a point bro, but please don't let us turn dis into tribal war

My oga seun in as much as I understood the points you trynna pass by banning Forex and sports betting, I think you closing the thread shows you don't care about others opinion. Nairaland is a forum don't forget, opinion or diversity should be allowed. May God continue to give you wisdom to grow this forum. God bless

NB; Have never in my life play sports betting and it wasn't untill the noise of this banning I got to know what forex was, so make nna no dy think say e pain me. I just love reading comments on here and It was really awkard as I couldn't find any on Seun's topic

My oga seun in as much as I understood the points you trynna pass by banning Forex and sports betting, I think you closing the thread shows you don't care about others opinion. Nairaland is a forum don't forget, opinion or diversity should be allowed. May God continue to give you wisdom to grow this forum. God bless



































NB; Have never in my life play sports betting and it wasn't untill the noise of this banning I got to know what forex was, so make nna no dy think say e pain me. I just love reading comments on here and It was really awkard as I couldn't find any on Seun's topic

afribookorg:
Iheanacho get mind cut my ten minutes draw

pele ehn, that shiit hurt

How much is the iphone3 for personal use

rev2214:
Go to my thread on FONES IPhone 3 is available for now Cheap price

how much?