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Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 12:24am On Jun 03, 2010
make me
I have unconventional ways of doing things
Politics › Re: Al Gore And Tipper Gore To Separate After 40 Years by dayokanu(m): 12:23am On Jun 03, 2010
I would evict him by force, He doesnt have a choice here.

The ruler is back
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 12:21am On Jun 03, 2010
Go get your game right before one little girl out there services your husband and makes him c.u.m quicker than you can say Jack.
Every woman should get her game right.
Tell them o

Oluwachiogo ke? Abeg oo
Even I don't know the one thing I'm talking about.
How wont you know such vital information, Just like you claimed about Artest and Kobe the last time and you couldnt substantiate
Politics › Re: Al Gore And Tipper Gore To Separate After 40 Years by dayokanu(m): 12:19am On Jun 03, 2010
We can re-arrange.

Plan to evict your boyfriend tell him his time is up. That the "owner" is back
Sports › Re: Tennis: Roland Garros 2010 by dayokanu(m): 12:17am On Jun 03, 2010
Don't know what you are talking about. . . . . .
You need to give yourself that advice, you need it
I am a pastor myself and I dont want anointing overdose I cant deliver you because that would be a related party transaction

Oh. . . . forgot about your height for a min there. . . . .
Thank God you remember that BBall is a no go area, You wan try Ludo?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 12:14am On Jun 03, 2010
@FL Gators
Oya lets cut the long story short. Do you agree that the MAN is the Olori Oko of the house??
Ichiro, Can you put tonal marks on the word in bold, Cos the meaning is ambiguous

In this 21st century; I wonder why some women choose to think they will get away with not giving head.
That alone is grounds for divorce!
Correct babe. Abeg where your address, St Paul or Minneapolis?

Kneel down? Depends on the situation, definitely not to serve him food, greet him, or beg him. Tsk, I might as well kiss his feet.  

@topic, only for one thing
OLUWACHIOGO!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked And what is that one thing you are talking about

chai! who said im in london? i'm in oman joh
afghanistan ke?
abeg been there, done that
send me to iran
Anywhere you are you neeed to register at the nearest convent
Politics › Re: Al Gore And Tipper Gore To Separate After 40 Years by dayokanu(m): 12:10am On Jun 03, 2010
Nooo Me marry Gabry and Jennykadry ke.

Gabry already has 12 kids and Jenykadry is a nun. That leaves me and mamagee

You guys are sick- [b]we are doing friend to friend chatting---[/b]and Tpia was calling me sick
Na so e dey start. Why cant you do that friend to friend chatting in the room wink
Sports › Re: Tennis: Roland Garros 2010 by dayokanu(m): 12:07am On Jun 03, 2010
Play what? Ok will take it literally. . . . .
Tubabie, Take your mind out of the gutter, You need to meet TB Joshua for deliverance


Cant play Tennis , but you can come watch me play Bball though or have me beat you one-on-one
You beat me in basketball? Unless you are talking about another Sport.
Politics › Re: Al Gore And Tipper Gore To Separate After 40 Years by dayokanu(m): 12:05am On Jun 03, 2010
What of me and you?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 12:04am On Jun 03, 2010
Get it means get money for Soup.

Bluespice, this London has been corrupting you, I need to send you to Afghanistan
Sports › Re: Tennis: Roland Garros 2010 by dayokanu(m): 11:58pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^ When are you playing madam
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:58pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^ I bet I have seen caucasian, India, hispanic and chinese men kneel down to propose.

Also seen enough p0rn where the females kneels to get it. wink wink

They cant all be Yorubas
Politics › Re: Al Gore And Tipper Gore To Separate After 40 Years by dayokanu(m): 11:56pm On Jun 02, 2010
FL gators and Sefago,

Get a room
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:43pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^Drunk with your loff.

Imagine kneeling down in front of him and pouring out my heart. . . just the two of us
You want to pour out that volume of flesh rich in lactose? You wan cause Tsunami
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:41pm On Jun 02, 2010
If it were that easy . . .
You mean its not easy to bring 'em out, Are they that big?

Typical thread derailers. . .There's no reply or answer to contribute to the topic so they derail it. . .

All thanks to Debosky for not logging in for too long and give every one of you a 12 day ban.
Mamageeeeeeeee, I have been waiting for you, Oya come and kneel down for me
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:33pm On Jun 02, 2010
Wettin I wan take Ya flat chest do?
At 15, little wonder You don't know where Your oranges are located.
Mich, help him find them, please.

Bed . . . .Bed!! Nightie.
Oya before you go show me some of your water melons
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:28pm On Jun 02, 2010
Na only that position you know? I nor fit dey kneel or the time or make my skin peel?
Na on top stones and thorns you dey kneel?

OK If you cant kneel, Can you touch your toe?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:26pm On Jun 02, 2010
Na Ya oranges I want to cook . . . . .
You are free to do that but come with your ID that shows you can enter a bar, This Yerima saga is still fresh, I dont want to be made a scapegoat
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:24pm On Jun 02, 2010
You're underage . . . . I'm not a craddle-robber.
Come and check it yourself and you would know that the Lord is good

Mscheeeew e be like say you nor want am.

If you nor want am I go carry am go another place.
So if you dont want to assume the kneeling posture then how else do you want to get the koko?

Lol @ 'cook oranges'. Na Ya oranges I want to cook . . . . . that's when You come of agewink
This your oranges thats in quote, are you talking about the fruit of the [b]bosom[/b]inal oranges
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:17pm On Jun 02, 2010
Anyone who has won the CL is better than Assanal
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:16pm On Jun 02, 2010
Me I like me some koko every night so you'll always find food on your table
You can only get the koko while kneeling down so what gives? Kneel down or no koko for you
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:15pm On Jun 02, 2010
Missy B you never answer my question o.

Very soon women would stop cooking for their husbands sef
Not MissyB I trust her, Person wey her hand dey itch to cook, She fit dey cook oranges sef
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 11:05pm On Jun 02, 2010
Stand on Ya head?
Did I hear you say head?

Wow shocked shocked shocked shocked This promises to be interesting.

SO when you are doing the head thingy would I still be kneeling?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Fires On Unarmed Aid Convoy. Many Dead! by dayokanu(m): 11:02pm On Jun 02, 2010
Illegal, unjustified and inhumanity blockade that resulted death of thousands silently. Occupation others' lands does not justify or permit inhumanity killing of civilians, read the international law.
Blockade came as a result of suicide attacks and daily rocket doses

Lead them, not killing them, once again pls understand what is written.
You know and agree someone is coming to lead you yet you attack him with slingshot and metal rods

What you have seen is just few seconds of what happened.
There were many media men with cameras and they recorded everything from beginning till Israeli forces confiscated them, let them show it from beginning when they started shooting right from the chips. Half of the truth is a bloody lie.
Bawomolo showed us a video where the "activists" were preparing themselves and planning starategy was this before the commadoes shot at them, while the commandoes were shooting at them or after

What do you expect when someone open fire on you
Someone opens fire and they still gathered on the deck? Try and be logical. How can Israelis fire at them yet they are gathered on the deck
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 10:57pm On Jun 02, 2010
So Missy B If I kneel, which posture would you assume?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 10:56pm On Jun 02, 2010
Have you ever won the CL the biggest club trophy in the world? Can you post pictyures of your team lifting the CL trophy
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 10:55pm On Jun 02, 2010
Dayo,
I heard You're 15, I don't wan' spoil You. I can be very bad, You know.
I wont mind o. I want to be spoiled by Missy B
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 10:51pm On Jun 02, 2010
We have won the CL, We have won domestic titles, We have won UEFA cup, We have won Intercontinental/Toyota cup, we have won Cup winners cup.

Can you say the same about your FAILED club
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You Kneel Down For Your Partner? by dayokanu(m): 10:50pm On Jun 02, 2010
Na You will be doing the Kneeling if You noh take Ya time.
What style is that, Can you teach me pls Instead of those food you keep feeding us, I kneel, you kneel or what would you do and in what posture would you be?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2010
You have NO connection with Bayern, probably other than you naturally settle for less.
And what connection do you have with Assanal apart from the fact that both of you represent FAILURES
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 10:44pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^Of course wenGAY is there to laff at or has Assanal case gone betyond laffing at to crying for?
Romance › Re: Why Nigerian Girls Are So Independent by dayokanu(m): 10:41pm On Jun 02, 2010
(2) You invite a girl for launch at a fast food, and she brings a host of friends to eat all they can.
If you invite a girl to a launching ceremony why wont she bring her friends? Unless you plan on launching rockets

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