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Most gals would feel they are being toasted when the guy was just asking innocent questions.

Ask any girl the number of toasters she has and she would count millions,

Maybe dem dey toast them for dream. When u are with a girl she claims all her Professors, brothers friends, colleagues and everyone toasted her at one point

Dayo, you're like a bro to me. So I don't expect my unclothedness to have an impact on ya. So e no matter, abi?

Try am first

Brother zone  Yeeparipa.

I no do again.

But wait Gators, dem say u wan go naked in front of moi, Well that wont be bad

A girl knows when she's been toasted.

Quite obvious, all these ashewo men running abt nowadays

They are wrong most of the time. Most girls try to boost their rep by claiming guys toast them. If a guy sits beside them in a bus they would go to their friends and claim they were toasted

So Gators where do I stand? In the friends zone?

Mushismo to you too

You mean machismo

Any hope for we tall lanky ones

Ok .

You see a cute girl, for the first ? what do you say to her that wont be offensive in your books.
And when wont it become, "I thought we were just friends"
Ibkaye,
What are your favourite pickup lines?

Oyinda,

But some girls also say they cant date a guy who is close to them

I go through this all the time
**** acting like she dont see the exit sign
Start crying
How much she love shyne
Thats the same thing you told my man Brian.

Gators,
Was that not the same thing you told Ifeleke, ogidiboy, farotika all in one night

The cavs are getting hustled here.

I wish Magic nails this I already stake my paycheck on a 4-2 series win for the Magic.

Then all the conspiracy theorist can tape it. Everyone in the US except me believes NBA is staging a Kobe vs Lebron Finals

Gators tell us about how u so like it when the guy comes over saying his stuff.

Like cut the story short YES already and lets hit the sack

Gators na here we go see you. ASHI

Gators tell the truth na about how u blush and giggle

FA cup champs congratulations.

Unlike some teams who havent won anything in 4 seasons. watch them celebrate Female league and youth FA cup in style

CR7 is the worst winner by a long mile.

He played in the biggest competition of the year and failed to make top 23

Meaning at least 23 players were better than him in Euro 2008

My correspodence where una dey?

4play do the one for Igbo.

4play kindly explain what went wrong why the best team in EPL with a strong 11 couldnt beat a depleted Barca defence.

Not only that, Gave us the most one sided finals in a long time

Let us wonder about how Bayern Munich conceded 4 goals in the first 45 mins of a Q/final match.
Buncha useless Nazis.
Finished a season without a trophy and you still don't have any decorum. Grin Grin
Bayern are not even the best in Germany(let alone Europe).

Bayern played a third string defence against Barcelona at Camp Nou while Barca was at Full strenght

Man Utd played a full team against a half strenght barca and still lost in that shameful manner

Difference: Bayern played Barca in front of 100,000 fans at Nou Camp Man Utd played at a Neutral ground

Bayern played an injury plagued team No Lahm(Best left back in the world), Rensing, Lucio(Our best CB) and Klose(Our most in form striker)

Man Utd played their full team.

Barcelona played Bayern with a full team at full blast

Barcelona played Man Utd with a patched up defence Yaya in CB (Carrick in CB), a 36 year old full back Sylvinho

Man Utd was disgraced at the biggest stage

Yes he is a Monkey and has won 2 CL medals scoring vital goals.

At least I wasnt in the town where a Man Utd fan killed Barca fans but the news was told all over the world.

This is the internet age and news spread faster. If it happened, It would have been told

What an insult comparing Xavi with Lampard who couldnt hit target with 40 attempts at the last Mundial.

Hit target doesnt mean score but make the keeper save instead all his shots were destined for stand 47

Well said Ruudie

Thanks Ebony. I am a core yoruba boy na

Wey my other correspondence oh

BTW Bayern Munich has concluded the signing of Mario Gomez.

Without any 30 day hassle like Wenger does.

Luca Toni should be freed probably to Milan or Chelsea might be interested

Dayok, sometimes you just type without thinking or checking your factoids Grin. Don't you know that Zhirkov was voted the best russian player last season? Tongue some people sef. . .and they claim Ph.d in soccer simply because they follow the shultzLiga

FBS,

See how you have disgraced yourself here? How can you say Zhirkov is the best Russian player.

At the last U17 in Korea.

Germany whooped England 4-1 (Toni Kroos) and co

2 weeks ago they repeated it in similar fashion 4-0 drubbing

Switch what do you have to say to this regarding my comment about EPl fans.

I have been proven right once again.

Ask yourself why an AC Milan fan did not kill people after the agonising result at Istanbul

Man Utd rules in England not in Europe.

I am still wondering how a top team can be so clueless in 90minutes of football against a makeshift defence

No one won the contest

Jarus,

You know we Nigerians like dwelling on conspiracy theories.

Hayatou made him win 2 Champions league. He bribed opposing keepers and defenders to make Etoo score

All my correspondence, I am expecting your version in the language assigned.

Sauron can do Serbian he learnt from Vidic, Ljalic and Tosic

Bgees,

Anyone can do any language but make sure nothing is lost in translation

@ Eyonigger,
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-277813.0.html

Big game player then Messi wins hands down

@Ibime,

In the last 6 seasons compare Barca expenses and Chelsea BTW one has 2 CL to show for it.

The best players in their teams were not bought Iniesta, Messi, Xavi, Puyol

If Zhirkov is 30m then Ribery is 150m

Correspondence would translate in the following language

Mukina: Wolof/krio
Ibime : Izon
Presido/Hemp: Igbo
Cristal/Bluediva: Edo languages
A-40/Allboys: Waffi
Mukina : Pictures
Brash: Patois ( Thought he said his name is Doyin )
Switch: Smileys
Sharon: Cusses
Any freelance reporter is also welcome

Ibime for language you don turn Igbo

If I ever hear resource control for ya mouth again