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Ibime,

Translate for Izon language. Na for resource control you go dey claim Ijaw, Now to blow language dey hard you

Eyonigger,

See the technique Messi used to nod the ball, SUPERB

Go and check my new thread on Media report of the CL final and translate it to your own language

EPL serial champion was disgraced by a makeshift backline. The Holy quadrinty couldnt do anything against Yaya and Sylvinho.

I doubt if that Barcas backline of Yaya , Pique and Sylvinho can stop Kwara United but guess what, English champions couldnt

The interpretation of my News in Yoruba. The interpretation is in bold

Gongo so, kedere be wo ni ilu Roomu ni ale ojo
buruku esu gbomimu, sugbon pure water ni esu awon red devil gbamu ni
ale buruku yi ni igba ti awon egbe agba boolu Baka fi ewuro gbo oju
awon ManYu. Se lo daabi wipe awon Baka lo ko won wa si ori fiidi
idaraya naa.

It was all funfare and fireworks in the eternal city of Rome on this fateful night when Barcelona football club smeared red hot pepper on the faces of Manchester United football club. It was like Barcelona brought Man Utd to the field to admire the beautiful game.

Pere ti idije naa bere ni adodi C Ororo (CR7) bere
si se ese bi adiye nlo ipade molebi. Sugbon asole (Keeper) Valdes so
fun wipe ko ti po to. Bi iseju mewa nigba ti Iniesta gba boolu ti o so
si omo orile ede Kamerun - eyi ni Etoo, ni o ba fi eyin Fidisi (Vidic) gbo ile ti o si ko oju asole (GK) Fandasa (Van Der Saar) si oorun ale. Ayo di okan so odo (1-0).

Immediately the game started gay idol CR7 started throwing fancy footworks like a chicken going for family meeting but Goalkeeper Victor Valdes told him "He is not good enough" about ten minutes into the game, Andres Iniesta dribbled through the Man Utd midfield and threaded an inch perfect pass to Samuel Etoo who in turned Vidic inside out rubbing him on the grass and made goalkeeper VDS to face the midnight sun 1-0


Ere ni awon omo egbe agbaboolu ManYu pe, bi
idije na ti n tesiwaju o wa daju gbangban pe kijipa ki se ewu ati wipe
ere ti aja (ManYu) fi ogun odun sa, irin faaji ni fun esin (Baka). Bi
Safi (Xavi), Yaya Toure, Iniesta, Ehnri (Henry) ati aramanda odomode
kunrin Messi ti n fi won tayin, se ni oju awon ara agbabolu ManYu n le
bi ti rakunmi (Camel) ti won fun ni oogun idakole (Viagra).

Man Utd players didnt know what hit them as the game progreassed it became clearer that " The same race a dog(Man Utd) ran for 20 yrs, was just a stroll in the pack for Horses(Barcelona)", Xavi, Iniesta, Yaya Toure and Wonderkid Messi were simply toying with Man Utd players. And Man Utd players eyes were bloodshot like a camel on Viagra overdose .


Opelope awon orisa ile Olandii (Holland) ti
o wa leyin Fandasa (Van Der Saar) ko ba ti di boolu alawada (Novelty
match). N'ise ni oluko awon ManYu, alagba Fegusin (Ferguson) n rin
kaakiri bi akudaaya (familiar spirit) ti o si n je singoomu (chewing
gum) l'enu palapala bi aja ti on la omi.

The "gods" of Holland were solidly behind Van Der Saar else the game would have turned into a novelty match. The Manchester coach Sir Ferguson was just walking all over like a familiar spirit and chewing gum like a dog lapping water.


Ewe, ni abala keji (2nd half) kaka ki ewe agbon (palm fronds) de, pipele ni on pele
si, kaka ki o san ni ara iya aje, n'ise ni o fi gbogbo omo bi obinrin ni o. Kaka ki awon esu dudu ManYu ri nkankan gba, n'ise ni won sare kiri bi maalu ti o ja okun.

In the second half instead of things getting easier it was becoming much more difficult. Instead of the palm frond to wither if continues to sprout, Instead of the witch to have a rethink she went ahead and gave birth to all female, Instead of Man Utd players to improve their game, they were just running round the field like a Sallah ram who escaped from the ropes.


Ki a ma fa oro gun lo titi aramanda odomode
kunrin Messi ba fi ayo keji si, ayo ba di eeji so odo (2-0). Oro wa di
okete ti to si gbegiri ki eleko ko eko re lowo. Walahi, pabo ni gbogbo
akitiyan Tefesi (Tevez), Andasin (Anderson) ati Bebatofu (Berbatov) si
jasi. Ko da oogun oloro (drugs) Fedinnadi (Ferdinard) ko ran l'owo, be
si ni Pakii (J.S. Park) omo ilu Korea n sare kiri bi eni ti oku n le.

To cut things short, Wonderkid Lionel Messi scored the second goal bringing untold shame to the Man Utd backline as a 5ft 7 kid outthought and outjumped Giants Rio Ferdinand and VDS to make it 2-0. At this point it became like the proverbial rat who urinated in the pot of soup, everyone else has to find another meal for the night. WALAHI!!! All the efforts of Tevez, Anderson and berbatov were in vain. Ferdinand with his drugs couldnt save them from the shame and Park was running round the field like someone being chased by a Ghost.

Nigba ti o de oju re ni awon ManYu ba so di kaka ki eku ma je sese, a fi se
awadanu, adodi CR7 ati afin ko je iyo Scholes ba so di ijakadi, eyi ti se ooro t'Offa.

Ki ama soro ju, n'ise ni Baka gba ife eye lo si Spain.

When the going got tough, Man Utd players had to resort to dirty tactics, Rather for the rat not to eat the nuts in the bowl, He would rather turn the bowl upside down. CR7 and the albino who doesnt see well in daylight resorted to wrestling tactics which is major sport in OFFA. Cutting the story short, Barcelona carted the trophy to Spain.


Won ni aileja ni ita baba mi ko de ibiyi, egbe
agbaboolu Baka wa si ilu Roomu won si fi oju ManYu gbo ile. Ere boolu
ti gbo gbo agbalaye ti fi okan si wipe yi o dabi ija laarin Ife ati
Modakeke wa da bi ija laarin ilu Amerika ati Ilesha.

Elders say only a coward would say I cant fight outside my fathers compound, Barcelona came to Rome and pummeled Man Utd like it has not been done in a long time. The long awaited game and clash of the titans became a one sided affair. Instead of a gallant battle like Ife and Modakeke warfare It became a joke comparable to the United states fighting Ilesha. What an anticlimax!!!!

Eerin ati ayo ni Baka fi lo si ile, ti ManYu ati awon ololufe re si sokun bi egbere, o ga o!!!

Barcelona fans and players went home with joy while Man Utd coaches, players and fans went home crying like bush babies. Na WA O


Abeg who can do the Pidgin English and other languages version of this piece

Money Miss road Chelsea don start again buying Zhirkow for 30million.

How much do you intend to buy Kaka then? And someone was quoting 45million Pounds for Ribery.
You guys have shot yourself in the foot. If you can pay that much for Zhirkov then be prepared to do triple that amount for Ribery.

Ribery is a top 3-5 player in the world, Zhirlov is not a top 15 player in the world not even lest left back.

Ribery is the best French player, Zhirkov is NOT the best Russian player.

Zhirkov is untested in Central European Leagues, Ribery is tested in those leagues and CL as well.

Ribery is a match winner he can do it single handedly, Zhirkov is just another squad player.

If Zhirkow costs 30m, Ribery should go for 140m Ratio wise

Dont you guys ever learn? Look at Barcelonas team how many of them were bought for 20million to start with.

I will give you a comprehensive report on the best under 17 talents in Europe very soon.
Watch this space for it cos there are precocious talents in Eastern European bloc especially Serbia.

Anyone that has been following UEFA competitions would know Germany won the UEFA U17 last week after raping England 4-0 on their way to the finals.

Germany also hold the UEFA U19 trophy they won it last June.

England is doomed the future is very bleak for them

When I opined that EPL should be banned in Nigeria you were all shouting

when did you hear a Barca, Milan or Real fan do this type of thing?

It takes a nitwit to support EPL anyway

Like comparing Samuel Etoo to Eddie Dombraye

Give us the analysis.

I would be here over the weekend for a comprehensive analysis too

How the best team in EPL was disgraced

Thank you scummies for giving us the most one sided final in 5 years.

I have been quite busy this week. See you over the weekend when I am celebrating Barca disgracing the best of EPL

Fergie has shown us that Hindick is a Genius.

Faggotson was clueless throughout the game. Pep won the treble Man Utd wont let us breathe about in his debut season

This beating no get part 2. Nothing to complain about

Whooping

Where is Adeballz when you need him.

I needed someone to translate my Yoruba news to english and he went AWOL

The player I feel sorry for is Evra. . . . he had been hyping all week about how he was gonna take Messi down, only to find that Guardiola played a trick on him by playing Messi as a CF, denying him the chance to make his name as the 'man who shackled Messi' like he did last year. Evra spent the whole game confused. He didn't know whether to attack or defend cos he had primed his mind for a game of defensive football, but was left with no one to mark.

Ibime sharap!!!! Evra was marking the linesman didnt you watch the game? Abeg Muki give am picture.

Messi Rose behind Junkie Ferdinand to nod the ball.

Mukina I loff you. this thread must reach page 7 oh

Another view.

Mukina Na your work I dey do for you oh

Can Messi head the ball?

Eyo,

My prediction get k-leg na after the match.

Nicolas didnt meet the criteria for participation which was stated at the beginning of the thread

Tell that to the marines.

Let CR7 win a treble first before comparing him to Messi

Messi cant score headers, He cant score English defence.

Mukina can you help me with pictures of VDS and Ferdinand after Messi's header?

FBS I am looking for someone who can translate the thing into ENglish and bring out the idioma and proverbs. Maybe Debosky can help

Meanwhile

ZIDANE SAYS HE PREFERS RIBERY TO DIVINO

Zinedine Zidane has claimed in an interview with French broadcasters Europe 1 that if given the choice between Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo and Bayern Munich star Franck Ribery, he would opt for the Frenchman as the better player of the two.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2009/05/25/1286020/zinedine-zidane-i-prefer-franck-ribery-over-cristiano

Cry Baby Divino criticises tactics

"We only had 10 minutes and then we never found ourselves again. We were not well, the tactics were not good and everything went wrong.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1716/champions-league/2009/05/27/1290123/manchester-united-star-cristiano-ronaldo-blames-tactics-for

Please someone should help me translate this to bring out the beauty of our language emphasizing on the idioms and proverbs.

Thanks

Nise ni oluko awon Man U alagba Fegusin on rin kaakiri bi akudaaya (Familiar spirit) ti o si n je singoomu lenu palapala bi aja ti on la omi.

Ni abala keji ewe, kaka ki ewe agbon de, Pipele ni on pele si. Kaka ki awon esu dudu Man yu ri nkankan gba, nise ni won sare kiri bi Maalu ti o ja okun.

Ki a ma fa oro gun lo titi aramanda omodekunrin Messi ba fi ayo keji si. Oro wa di okete to to si gbegiri ki eleko ko eko re lowo.
Pabo ni gbogbo akitiyan Tefesi(Tevez) Andasin ati Bebatofu jasi. Nise ni Park omo ilu Korea n sare kiri bi eni ti oku n le.

Nigba ti o de oju re ni awon Manyu ba so di Kaka ki eku ma je sese, A fi se awadanu, Adodi CR7 at afin ko je iyo Scholes ba so di ijakadi
Ki a ma soro ju, nise ni Baka gba ife eye lo si Spain. Won ni aileja ni ita baba mi ko de ibiyi, Egbe agbaboolu baka wa si ilu Roomu won si fi oju Man yu gbo ile. Afi bi eni pe Ilu Amerika ati Ilesha ni won ja

Eerin ati ayo ni Barca fi lo si ile ti awon ololufe Manyu si n sokun bi egbere

Iroyin tesiwaju

O dabi eni wipe awon akoroyin(correspondence) wa mejeji Debosiki ati Kitaun ni iko fee (tuberculosis).

Pere ti idije naa bere ni omokunrin adodi(Gay) un ni C ororo (CR7) bere si se ese bi adire nlo ipade molebi.

Sugbon asole(Keeper) Valdes so fun wipe Ko ti po to.
Bi iseju mewa Nigba Ti Inieasta gba boolu ti o so si Omo orile ede Kamerun Etoo ni o ba fi eyin Fidisi(Vidic) gbo ile ti o si ko oju asole (VDS) si oorun ale. 1-0.
Ere ni awon omo egbe agbaboolu Man U pe bi idije na ti n tesiwaju o wa daju gbangban pe Kijipa ti se ewu ati wipe ere ti aja fi ogun odun sa, irin faaji ni fun esin

Bi Safi(Xavi), Yaya Toure Iniesta, Henry, ati aramanda odomode Messi ti n fi won tayin se ni oju awon ara agbabolu Man U n le ti rakunmi ti won fun ni oogun Amuokole(Viagra).

Opelope Iya ati awon orisa ile Holland ti o wa leyin Van Der Saar ko ba ti di boolu alawada(Novelty match)

Nise ni oluko awon Man U alagba Fegusin on rin kaakiri bi akudaaya (Familiar spirit) ti o si n je singoomu lenu palapala bi aja ti on la omi.

Ni abala keji ewe, kaka ki ewe agbon de, Pipele ni on pele si. Kaka ki awon esu dudu Man yu ri nkankan gba, nise ni won sare kiri bi Maalu ti o ja okun.

Ki a ma fa oro gun lo titi aramanda omodekunrin Messi ba fi ayo keji si. Oro wa di okete to to si gbegiri ki eleko ko eko re lowo.
Pabo ni gbogbo akitiyan Tefesi(Tevez) Andasin ati Bebatofu jasi. Nise ni Park omo ilu Korea n sare kiri bi eni ti oku n le.

Nigba ti o de oju re ni awon Manyu ba so di Kaka ki eku ma je sese, A fi se awadanu, Adodi CR7 at afin ko je iyo Scholes ba so di ijakadi
Ki a ma soro ju, nise ni Baka gba ife eye lo si Spain. Won ni aileja ni ita baba mi ko de ibiyi, Egbe agbaboolu baka wa si ilu Roomu won si fi oju Man yu gbo ile. Afi bi eni pe Ilu Amerika ati Ilesha ni won ja

Eerin ati ayo ni Barca fi lo si ile ti awon ololufe Manyu si n sokun bi egbere

Iroyin tesiwaju

O dabi eni wipe awon akoroyin(correspondence) wa mejeji Debosiki ati Kitaun ni iko fee (tuberculosis).

Pere ti idije naa bere ni omokunrin adodi(Gay) un ni C ororo (CR7) bere si se ese bi adire nlo ipade molebi.

Sugbon asole(Keeper) Valdes so fun wipe Ko ti po to.
Bi iseju mewa Nigba Ti Inieasta gba boolu ti o so si Omo orile ede Kamerun Etoo ni o ba fi eyin Fidisi(Vidic) gbo ile ti o si ko oju asole (VDS) si oorun ale. 1-0.
Ere ni awon omo egbe agbaboolu Man U pe bi idije na ti n tesiwaju o wa daju gbangban pe Kijipa ti se ewu ati wipe ere ti aja fi ogun odun sa, irin faaji ni fun esin

Bi Safi(Xavi), Yaya Toure Iniesta, Henry, ati aramanda odomode Messi ti n fi won tayin se ni oju awon ara agbabolu Man U n le ti rakunmi ti won fun ni oogun Amuokole(Viagra).

Opelope Iya ati awon orisa ile Holland ti o wa leyin Van Der Saar ko ba ti di boolu alawada(Novelty match)

Man UTD loss on Radio Osun

Eku irole oh,
Iroyin lati ile mimo (Roomu)! Gongo so ni ilu Roomu ni ale ojo buruku esu gbomimu, sugbon pure water ni esu awon red devil gbamu ni ale buruku yi ni igba ti awon egbe agba boolu baka fi ewuro gbo oju awon manyu. Se lo daabi wipe awon baka lo ko won wa si ori fiidi idaraya naa,

Ogbeni Adobosikisiki(Debosky) ati Kitaun wa nibe e gbo bawo ni o se lo ni ilu Roomu,

Man UTD loss on Radio Osun

Eku irole oh,
Iroyin lati ile mimo (Roomu)! Gongo so ni ilu Roomu ni ale ojo buruku esu gbomimu, sugbon pure water ni esu awon red devil gbamu ni ale buruku yi ni igba ti awon egbe agba boolu baka fi ewuro gbo oju awon manyu. Se lo daabi wipe awon baka lo ko won wa si ori fiidi idaraya naa,

Ogbeni Adobosikisiki(Debosky) ati Kitaun wa nibe e gbo bawo ni o se lo ni ilu Roomu,

If this is the best team in ENgland then the EPL cant even be the 3rd best league in Europe.

Rookie Guordiola totally outclassed Faggotson

Frankly this is the most pathetic, one sided final since Real Madrid smacked Bayer Leverkusen with Zizou pulling the strings. UTD should be thoroughly ashamed of their performance - a team lacking almost their entire back 4, had a one legged keeper still won EASILY with TOTAL domination?

Debo try and watch football and not dictionaries.

Leverkusen played Madrid off the pitch on that night with Casillas having to make a triple save after Cesar got injured making saves left right and center from Basturk and Olaf Kirsten.

Since Porto Monaco There hasnt been a one sided final like this.

Colleagues who were not football fans were asking me that; didnt I say It was a final? why are the teams so far apart in class. I couldnt even tell them Barca was playing with a second string defence that wouldnt have started all things being equal against Kwara United

Bayern annihilated S.Lisbon too and where did that take 'em.
The point is Unted were useless tonight and i can see Dayo desecrating this thread with anti-EPL posts due to this lethargic performace of your team.
Messi scored with his head in a team that played Vida and Rio? Shocked
I need my $300 back from you guys or else

But this is the best team in EPL aint it?

Dayo's team finished trophyless and were beaten 5-1 by the same team.
United's season is better than Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Bayern Munich.
That is a lot of consolation for me.

Bayern lost 4-0 at Nou camp.

Played with a makeshift defence Lahm. Keeper Rensing and Lucio out, Best striker Klose out and Barca was on Point and had all players .
End of Byern lost 4-0 with Barca having a home advantage

May 27
Barca played Yaya Toure a DM as CB and a 35 yr old left back. Iniesta and Henry covalescing Man Utd played a full team. Barca didnt have the advantage of playing in front of 100,000 fans  

End of Man Utd walloped 2-0 without breaking a sweat

Eyo,
I dey work during the game. I just dey watch replay.

Na me and them Make dem carry the EPL is the best argument come here

If this is the best team in the EPL, then Osasuna would win EPL

Barcelona deserved the win. Congrats to them. They are
worthy winners.

I thought we lost the game in the 10th minute. From then
on, we just didnt show up. Nobody

Looking back, I wished players who could hold the ball
more had started (Scholes and Berbatov)

Messi added another dimension to his game. Great header
there. He'll win the individual awards this year.

So Messi can head?

BTW when would CR7 start showing up in BIG games?

Vs Germany, Brazil, Barcelona 2008, Barcelona 2009, Italy, France, AC Milan 2007

But against Porto Assanal and Stoke you would see him If Yaya in central and 37 year old Sylvinho could pocket him?