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Romance › Re: Romance Section People's Choice Awards! by dayokanu(m): 4:37am On Apr 20, 2009
ToH,
Thanks jare for that lovely pic. Thats what I have been clamouring for all this while.

But just one minor request Can you bring the camera down a lil bit Innocently oh

Wear my bulletproof in anticipation of ToH's rains of bullet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Can Barca Prevent Another All-English Final? by dayokanu(m): 1:50am On Apr 20, 2009
Messi has 8 goals already and He still has at least 2 more games.

If he manages half a goal he would have outscored CR7 in his best season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 1:44am On Apr 20, 2009
Arshavin woulda been marked out by Ivanovic?

I guess Everton and Berbatov have done an irreparable damage to Sharon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Can Barca Prevent Another All-English Final? by dayokanu(m): 1:24am On Apr 20, 2009
Wait till they meet an English side.
Barcelona play in a shit league. . . . . . .The other teams in La Liga are all mediocre.
The defending in La Liga is shocking. Messi gets so much space you wonder why he doesn't score 40 goals per season.
We shall see how he would get past Essien, Terry and Alex
The defending in EPL that makes Chelsea and Liverpool play 4-4 in a grade A game.

The same defending that saw Aston Villa, Tottenham, Portsmouth and Man Citeh dumped out of Europe disgracefully

And you wonder why Messi is the leading goal scorer in UCL too or are those la Liga defending?

I think he has scored more than CR7 did in last season CL with at least 2 games more for Messi to go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 12:25am On Apr 20, 2009
Oga V
i do not agree on Gibbs, he had a good game.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 12:23am On Apr 20, 2009
Eyin eniyan mi, Bawo ni nkan. Se daada ni e wa
Foreign Affairs › Re: Is Obama Stoking The Pirates' Fury by dayokanu(m): 12:11am On Apr 20, 2009
Yeah. David supported All those European countries who like to make themselves look good because America fights their war.

They would feel more comfy when Terrorists attack Madrid, London, Berlin and Paris
Politics › Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet by dayokanu(m): 11:55pm On Apr 19, 2009
Ikeyman,

You funny oh , You think Eunuch Adejale cares abut stuffs like that? As long as his pocket swells and he can fulfill his childhood fantasy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 7:46pm On Apr 19, 2009
As 4 berbatov, once a lazy player, always a lazy player. he should leave manu because he cant adapt to the pattern of play. BTW he is a fu*cked up player,
Noted !!!!!!!!!

When Berbatov urinates, the piss dribbles down he legs he is just to lazy to shoot the goddamn thang!!!!  grin grin grin grin grin

The only way Berbatovs girlfriend made him to cum was to place a pump on his flaccid d-cik and suck semen out of it.
He couldnt muster enough power to have and keep an erection not to talk of ejaculating. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 7:46pm On Apr 19, 2009
At last Adebollocks talks with some sense.

What happened to "Arsene knows"?

The guy Wengey lost it a long time ago.

Before you would have complained you dont have enough quality to match Chelsea but when you now leave the best

players on the bench against Chelsea It begs the question "Has Wengay lost it" or "Did he ever have it"? Moreso for a

club that has been trophyless for 5 seasons and counting.

Dobosky has grown some ballz to challenge Wengeys decision so we can now call Dobosky Adeballz grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 7:20pm On Apr 19, 2009
Dimitar Berbatov is a stupid Cunt
I personally think we should sell the bastard and cut our losses,
I mean all season we hv complained about the guys style of play and this is the reward, he's a Plonker
Just think of all the effort of the younger ones, hw would dat kind of Idiot inspire anybody
That must be the worst penalty in life

And WTF was Ferdinand doing in that Penalty box
Words of wisdom. Etched in GOLD!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 7:15pm On Apr 19, 2009
Shit happens. . . . . .The boys played well and if Mike Riley hadn't been a cunt, we woulda won.
Berbatov's penalty will always be the talking point.
It's a disgrace!!!
BERBATOV SUCKS!!!!
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 7:02pm On Apr 19, 2009
But BERBATOV?? Howard stopped his shot with his legs.
That was how feeble he kicked it. . . . .
Where's the passion and effort!!! At least now. . . . . .we know he should never step up and play pen. again.
Composure in the final third, Silky touch, Calm and collected, Jelly hair like a gay, You dont need to run to score goals.

When I was talking about this lazy and clueless guy who cant locate his own arse with his palms You were yapping bollocks.

Now he has brought his lazy bones that crawled 2000m in 90 minutes of football for his country. The goalkeeper did far more.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 7:00pm On Apr 19, 2009
Quote of the day from Sauron: "BERBATOV SUCKS"!!!!!! End of
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Berbatov Versus Ibrahimovic by dayokanu(m): 6:50pm On Apr 19, 2009
BERBATOV SUCKS!!!!
This quote from Sauron settles this argument
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 6:49pm On Apr 19, 2009
QUINTUPLE dream is on!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

BerbaSUCKS!!!! There are better ways to spend 30million

The two 30 million players on the field lost penalties. They suck
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 6:46pm On Apr 19, 2009
BERBATOV SUCKS!!!!
This is priceless!!! coming from Sharon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:58pm On Apr 19, 2009
Sorry Mukina2, I know its hard for you to face another trophyless season but its not my fault either ask Monsiur Wengay for answers.

You can always look forward to Another Next season like Gayyners typically do for the past 5 years
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:56pm On Apr 19, 2009
Dont you figure in the same vein Arshavin has a lot more to offer going forward.

Moreover Chelsea dont have a Potent right winger that can disturb Gibbs that much It would have been Arshavin/Gibbs vs Ivanovic/Makeshift right winger.

I believe that would have given Arsenal more bite anywhere on the field. Arshavin stands a better chance against Ivanovic than Wallcot against Cole. I think so

A40,
Thanks Come and hire me as a coach but on some conditions

Eboue must be captain,
We must dance makkosa pre and Post match.
We must get sexy cheerleaders and massage therapist.
Dobosky must not be seen 2km radius of match venue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Dr Kits Jehovah Jireh becomes our club anthem.
Management must provide more Cerelac for the infants on the field and in the academy
A certified nanny/baby sitter would be needed in our training facilities to take care of young gunz
If i remain trophyless in 5 seasons sack me!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:26pm On Apr 19, 2009
Chelsea dominated proceedings largely yesterday.

4 corners to 2

Goal attempt 13 to 4 shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

On target 6 to 2

Fouls Arsenal 18 Chelsea 10 (So who is the agbero team)

Offsides Arsenal 1(Credits to Adebayor) Chelsea 5
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:22pm On Apr 19, 2009
Adebollocks,

This is what guardian has to say about your favourite player

84 min: Kalou replaces Anelka. Adebayour is replaced by the tragicomic figure of Bendtner.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin  Your Ballon D'Or in the making

HNIC, The simple solution to that is You know Chelsea does not play with a natural right winger Imagine the damage Arshavin  could have done to Ivanovic.
Play a 3 man Central midfield of Song, Diaby/Denilson and Fabregas in a more advanced role and play Ade as the lone striker. Play to the wings more cos it would be difficult to dominate Chelsea through the middle.

Try to think of a way to attack the opponents weak areas too. If Chelsea had not attacked yesterday then Cechs error instead of Fabianski would have been the talking point of today.

When Chelsea let in 4 goals against Pool, No one remembers how horrible Cech was because the midfield/attack responded and scored a lot too.

Dont be stuck on how to contain the opponent think of a way to capitalise on their weak area.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by dayokanu(m): 3:04pm On Apr 19, 2009
Wonders shall never end.

Meanwhile am I the only one to notice how well Malouda has improved? What does Guus say to these players?
Is it a coincidence that most of the so called washed up players under Scolari have improved within 3 months under Guus.

Yet we all chose to blame first touch, Lack of passion and uninterested attitude. When Guus came around, the first thing he noticed was how unfit Chelsea players were.

And most importantly Mikel has gone back to his favourite position. On the Bench!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 2:53pm On Apr 19, 2009
Sharon,

Your hypothesis would have been right if we have never seen C.Ronaldo(Who offers nothing defensively) play as a right winger with Rafael (A Rookie) behind him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women On Men Wears. by dayokanu(m): 3:26am On Apr 19, 2009
Jesus wore a robe when he was alive which is more like a Gown and not a trouser
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 3:13am On Apr 19, 2009
Kini itumo gbogbo oun ti Pafati nso yi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 12:56am On Apr 19, 2009
Now you all know Wenger is a world class IDIOT.

My message for the past 3 years now came to fore glaringly

He was saving Arshavin for Emirates cup and Amsterdam cup cos he plans to retain those precious trophies

And Song for Next season

Arshavin would be regretting signing to play under this hopeless manager. What a shame
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:01pm On Apr 18, 2009
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Muki is back. But blazing on all gunz

See as you pour cuss on Fabianski head.

U suppose heap that on Wenger.
Fashion › Re: Ladies Whats Your Bra Size? by dayokanu(m): 10:28pm On Apr 18, 2009
Toyin na wa oh. Your stars dey shine oh

Everyone wants to screw Toyin even IBK?

IBK said it intentionally How can you be named Ibukun and not know the meaning of Ndo Toyin.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Is Obama Stoking The Pirates' Fury by dayokanu(m): 10:20pm On Apr 18, 2009
What about Pirates that hijack ships and demand ransom What should be done about that?

I am sure some people would say Negotiate here
Fashion › Re: Ladies Whats Your Bra Size? by dayokanu(m): 10:18pm On Apr 18, 2009
Hahaha, eyah Grin

Ndo Toyin
I thought Simibrazil was the only one who does this so Ibk and Toyin too?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Fashion › Re: Ladies Whats Your Bra Size? by dayokanu(m): 10:09pm On Apr 18, 2009
A   Lime seed
B   Lime
C   Tangerine
D    Mango
DD  Pawpaw
E     Water Melon
F   Pillow size
G   Sac of Rice
H   OMG  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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