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Romance › Re: Dudes, Let Me Get This Straight . . . by dayokanu(m): 6:44am On Feb 06, 2009
I disagree!!!!

Maybe immatured guys and Losers might call a girl who give in to advances greedy, a slut.
Food › Re: Your Special Recipe For Your Jollof Rice! by dayokanu(m): 5:12am On Feb 06, 2009
Dayokanu said he throws anything in it. I asked him the recipe, he told me to ask a certain someone How you go fit tell me to ask someone if you know how to cook it. Then he was like, I don't know jor.
@Ebony, You dont know how to cook simple Jollof rice? shocked shocked shocked So if na Moin moin nko?

I can prepare JR that I would eat alone
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 5:06am On Feb 06, 2009
Tiredi yi ti di okete to si gbegigiri ki eleko ko eko re lowo

O si ti di isu ata yaan yaaaann.

Iru oro isokuso wo ni Doyin ati Tope nso bayi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Berbatov Versus Ibrahimovic by dayokanu(m): 3:46am On Feb 06, 2009
2006/2007 - Berbatov = 23 + 15 = 48
2006/2007 - Ibrahimovic = 15 + 5 = 20

2007/2008 - Berbatov = 23 + 12 = 35
2007/2008 - Ibrahimovic = 22 + 9 = 31

International goals.

Berbatov------ 41 goals in 64 appearances
Ibrahimovic----20 goals in 56 appearances.
Your stats are so useless to the discerning mind. It might mean something to fools though

2006/2007 season
Berbatov:23 goals in 43 appearances GOAL per game 0.47
Ibracadabra: 15 goals in 36 appearances GOAL per game 0.42

2007/2008 season
Berbatov: 23 goals in 52 appearances GOAL per game 0.44
Ibrahimovic: 22 goals in 34 appearances GOAL per game 0.65


Average goal per game for the 2 seasons in consideration
Berbatov : 0.46 goals per game
IBRAHIMOVIC: 0.53 goals per game!!!!!!!!!

Warning: DONT TRY TO ENGAGE DAYOKANU IN THOSE INFANTILE AND DEMENTED ANALYSIS OF YOURS!!!!

In the national team, Zlatan plays as a support striker to Henrik Larrson, while Berbatov is mainly a top striker
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 11:56pm On Feb 05, 2009
Who send you message. I nor want thread. I intend to educate the millions of ignorant Scummies and EPL followers so this is the best place to do that

Grabs a seat and a bottle of cold drink waiting for the next scummie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Berbatov Versus Ibrahimovic by dayokanu(m): 11:50pm On Feb 05, 2009
He has made more impact in this league than any other Bundesliga player coming to the EPL
One example. Roque Santa cruz has 23 goals in his first season in the EPL in 43 games

Berbatov has 23 goals in more games.

They are of the same age and height. They are both strikers too

You want another?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 11:40pm On Feb 05, 2009
Lets see how the Worst player in the Serie A 'Bidone d'Oro' performs in the weak EPL where everyone comes to relax and get paid.

If he can learn from other flops like Santa Cruz, McCarthy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Your Chelsea Player R(h)ater by dayokanu(m): 11:35pm On Feb 05, 2009
Mikel- He is the worst player and technically deficient. His presence on the field affects others

Malouda - This guy cant just do anything right, He has 2 left legs

Anelka - Le sulk

Cashley Cole- He he totally clueless.

Joe Cole - Meaningless step pvers

Scolari - Totally Clueless

Infact everybody
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: League Analysis: The EPL Vs The Bundesliga by dayokanu(m): 11:24pm On Feb 05, 2009
Bluediva we can say EPL teams performed well at the CL for last season.

But that is not enough to crown them the best league cos the EPL representatives in the other UEFA competitions were dire.

Remember when Sevilla and Barcelona won the UEFA cup and CL in 2006
Remember when Schalke and Dortmund won the UEFA cupp and CL in 1997
Remember when Parma and AC Milan won the UEFA cup and CL in 1994

That is what is called total domination thats when you can certify a league as the best.

Bluediva, Can we also say Portuguese league was the best in 2004 cos Porto won the CL then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Berbatov Versus Ibrahimovic by dayokanu(m): 11:13pm On Feb 05, 2009
Berbatov? A player who left the Bundesliga without making any impact suddenly became a cult hero in England.

Zlatan should also rise to the occassion.

Gimme Zlatan over Berbatov. Who wants a player who covers 2km in 90 minutes of football.

Berbasulk is the laziest player on this planet
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 7:39pm On Feb 05, 2009
Cristals,

Wetin? who send you message? tongue tongue angry angry
Career › Re: About Sap? by dayokanu(m): 4:24am On Feb 05, 2009
TKB tell him I think he has a NL ID let him contact kiwi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:41am On Feb 05, 2009
Stop lying through your gap teeth.
If Zenit say the player has not been contracted to ANYONE. I guess Zenit can play games with Uli as well.
FC Zenit would like to declare, that information about Anatoly Tymoschuk's transfer to another club, which was published in some media is not true. As of this moment Anatoly has an active contract with FC Zenit. Signing of new contract by Tymoschuk is only possible in the summer transfer window, when FC Zenit will be able to consider offers from other clubs.
Unless you are contradicting what Zenit said - NO TRANSFER, then you are talking more poppycock!
This schitzo about still being on the books till June 30 is bollocks. I remember when Voronin signed for Liverpool, the deal was announced in February and EVERYONE, including the club he was moving from acknowledged the move.
This just goes to show how devious the Zenit management is- they'll fool around with whoever they want.
fcbayern.de: Turning to the transfer market, Uli Hoeneß has all but confirmed Anatoliy Tymoshchuk’s switch to Bayern.

Rummenigge: “I can say this without fear of contradiction: Tymoshchuk is coming. We’ve reached agreement with the player and told Zenit this. The only problem is the clause in his contract allowing him to leave Zenit St. Petersburg for a fixed fee on 1 March, so we need a solution for the period from then until 30 June. One possibility is for him to stay in St. Petersburg until 30 June.“

This is the quote from Rummenigge One of the most respected men in European football.
This is what you have when a club has enough clout to speak out and stand its ground. We are too big for Zenit to toss around.
This is not a light weight ass-anal, We are Heavyweights grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:32am On Feb 05, 2009
@Kaypumpin,
I would rather walk alone than support a hopeless club which has not won anything in almost 4 years and doesnt look like they are going to win anything anytime soon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 2:48am On Feb 05, 2009
U should improve your USE OF ENGLISH. . . . .
"Has Been" means OLD GLORY. . . . .Of course, y'all might have won gazillion titles in em days(dark ages) but u cannot be reckoned with anymore.
How many times have u won the Champions League since it was revamped by UEFA in 92/93??
Shut the Bleep up. . . . .Ur team and Porto are the same now. The old European cup has been forgotten.

United have won it twice since it became Champions League.
Saying Liverpool are bigger than Man Utd is as stupid as saying Liverpool have won the PREMIERSHIP 18 times.
Can u see how retarded your 2 brain cells are?? Me thinks you should have em thawed out.
Bayern has won the CL once since 1993. and several league titles How many does the combination of Chelsea, Arsenal and Man Utd have
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 1:58am On Feb 05, 2009
@Tmoni,
So much for unbiased thinking and analysis.

Have you checked the begining of the argument to know Dayokanu started it?

Go back 2 pages and see who started it. Well what more can one expect from an UNBIASED judge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 12:43am On Feb 05, 2009
2007/8 season.

Bundesliga: 860 goals in 340 games(2.53 goals/game)

Premiership:1002 goals in 380 games(2.64 goals/game)
WHo wrote this GUFFANTI
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by dayokanu(m): 12:22am On Feb 05, 2009
I tire for all these deletion. I came here and 2 threads were locked what kinda rubbish is that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 12:03am On Feb 05, 2009
2007/8 season.

Bundesliga: 860 goals in 340 games(2.53 goals/game)

Premiership:1002 goals in 380 games(2.64 goals/game)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-163367.192.html#msg2903780

Need more?? Ask ibime and rikkyen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 11:46pm On Feb 04, 2009
See this idiot. . . . .Where did i ever say EPL has higher goals per game??
I said Bundesliga has been coppin highest goals per game for 8 seasons because they play fewer league games than their counterparts in Europe.
You cant change it, Its well documented GUFFANTI do you want evidence?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 11:44pm On Feb 04, 2009
Here comes his vacuous reasoning once more. . . . .
Is it even acceptable to find Bayern Munich 4th on the table in the Bundesliga(with no game in hand)??
The same league parading mediocre teams like Leverkusen, Werder Bremen, Hoffenheim and Hamburg??
Bayern Munich is now a "HAS BEEN".
HAS BEEN that won more titles than your sorry team can ever think of.

The only team that has anything on Bayern in Liverpool. But those Scum, Gaynners or Chelski combined together. cant match us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 11:37pm On Feb 04, 2009
Tell us how Leeds United won the CL and how the EPL has higher goals per game.

You still havent forgotten the Liverpool seeding? But seriously, How did you come about that drivel?

Wouldnt it be better for you to just donate the content of your skull for organic manure It would be better utilised there.

HAIL GUFFANTI!!!! The god of ERRORS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:32pm On Feb 04, 2009
What is happening in Gay land?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 11:28pm On Feb 04, 2009
That was yesterday. . . . .What of today??
Must you be like this every hour of the year. Acute Dementia.

Does anyone win league title or any trophy in january?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 11:24pm On Feb 04, 2009
Sauron eternally STUPID!!!

Stop comparing football business in England to Naziland.
Sports journalists can't be bovvered with the things happening in Germany. . . .Aiiight??
They don't care if your kids grow down there.
Is that all you have to say and you wasted so much words.

Mr Liverpool was seeded. who else was seeded maybe CFR Cluj and Anathosis famagusta. GUFFANTI
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 11:19pm On Feb 04, 2009
Dayo, stop being an errorist. . . . . .
U have goofed more than anyone else with your asinine comments but people just don't pay attention to your fuckery.
I saw where u were comparing Arshavin's transfer schitzo to Tymoshchuk. . . . . .Thatz the depth of your stupidity.
This is England. . . . .Bayern is in Germany(whose league competition has been forgotten by most footie fans in Europe).
Only a slowpoke like you would expect any news to ripple in a deal between Bayern n Zenit. . . . . .
Whats the biggest transfer deal in Germany compared to England's regular record breaking deals??

Your buffoonery is sheer class
You typed this much and failed to bring out one single point. Is that not revolutionary?

Bring out the point in all these you typed or you just want to punish your keyboard?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal Sunday February 8th 2:20 Pm Nigerian Time by dayokanu(m): 11:13pm On Feb 04, 2009
Arsenal takes on Spurs their rival and nemesis in what is dubbed as The North London Derby .Spurs who started the season on a rough patch are yet to lose to any of the big four, With the Appointment of Harry Redknapp, the spurs played the Gunners at the emirates and drew with them 4-4  with two wonderful last minutes goals which made the Gayyners look like idiots they are, they were without former Captain Keane, who unfortunately got dissed by Rafa who kept him out,   Incidentally Keane was the same guy who denied the gunnners victory over Liverpool at the emirates earlier in the season, when he scored a very brilliant goal  Spurs lost to Bolton last week and they are currently ranked 14th in the league, They will be without Hutton, King, Defoe and O'Hara to injury, while Gomes is listed as doubtful.
The Gunners drew their last match to West Ham and are currently ranked 5th behind Villa trailing by 5 points, They will still be without Captain Fabregas. The Gunners are looking forward to another loss. As this looks inevitable until we sack our Gay manager.
called Assinine Wenger.

Signed Mukina2 grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 11:04pm On Feb 04, 2009
The last four winners of the competition were seeded.
U are a Arrow. . . . . .Liverpool were seeded in 2004/5.
Just because they did not qualify automatically for the competition does not mean they were not seeded.
U are a dolt
Who posted/wrote this. Your goof per minute is awesome!!! Just apologise for the goof and lets move ahead GUFFANTI.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 10:50pm On Feb 04, 2009
Simple question who was seeded in Liverpools group in the 2004/2005 season. GUFFANTI.

Lemme school you footie instead of bleating like a Himmalayan goat tongue tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by dayokanu(m): 10:45pm On Feb 04, 2009
U are a Arrow. . . . . .Liverpool were seeded in 2004/5.
Just because they did not qualify automatically for the competition does not mean they were not seeded.
U are a dolt
This idiot wont just admit his goof rather he would argue Brainlessly. Deportivo was the seeded team in the group for that season GUFFANTI!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 10:43pm On Feb 04, 2009
Bayern still won the league 8 months ago advocate. Tell me the last time your client won the league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 10:21pm On Feb 04, 2009
@Dobosky,
Why dont you think about your hopeless team languishing in 5th position before you start English language Lessons here.

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