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Lasinoh:
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*ambidextrous 4ku in progress do not disturb please*

You are in garland now? I am coming to Mesquite today WHere should we meet?

coogar:
it does not matter against which team. has he got the ability to thread passes?
he's the 2nd highest assist maker in the champions league this season. how about that for dayokanu's "most useless striker" tag?
once again - you are clueless in football matters.

Surely Mukina with her toothpick legs would thread a pass vs Genk, How about doing it vs top teams

opta stats should tell you that.

Opta stats would tell us Drogba was Chelseas number 1 penalty taker?

he wasn't on the bench when he obliterated the german defence to win euro 2008.

Scoring in Euro 2008? Even Angelos Charisteas has achieved a similar feat. that must mean he was the best striker since Gerd Muller. So why was he benched for the world cup

hahaha.
i remember him as the 3rd best player in the world behind ronaldo and messi in 2008.
something no german striker has mustered in the past decade.

if torres is a failure - i wonder what you will call those zombie german strikers

A German striker has been highest goal scorer in the last 2 world cups A german striker is currently highest goal scorer in the CL

How about telling us what Failure Torres has achieved individually.

Even Oshea and brown won several team titles

coogar:
torres has scored more goals against chelsea than any other striker in the premier league since the roman era.
you keep talking shyte and i sometimes wonder if you understand the dynamics of football

Seriously? this kind of talk reminds me of what they spew in Old buka after drinking palmwine. SO scoring against Chelsea is also an achievement?

How about Drogba has scored more goals vs Arsenal than any other striker.

struggling with who?
i never saw luiz ronaldo doing offensive pressing or seen helping the defence to do their jobs.
those are not relevant.
which tells you a striker should not be standing there. he should be upfield waiting for his team to counter-attack.

Nateevs, I would like to know if the bolded reflects your own opinion too?

torres has scored that kind of goal plenty of times.

Torres supporting in midfield? Torres threading a pass from midfield? maybe vs Genk one of the worst teams in the CL.

rubbish.
torres' statistics in the premier league shytes on drogba. torres is a pure goalscorer.
drogba has scored from at least 2 dozen penalties in the league.

How many dozens penaties has Chelsea taken in the EPL since 2004 when Drogba joined. Knowing he isnt even top in the hierachy of penalty takers. Lampard was the number 1, When Ballack was around he was the number 2 and then Drogba

he is the number one striker for spain.
in euro 2012, he would wear the number 9 shirt for the best team in the world.
failure indeed!

He wears number 9, Like are you serious? He wears number 9 and sits comfortably on the bench. In fact they needed to bench him to win the World cup. When a real number 9 like Ronaldo was even injured the coach forced him to play the world cup final. But a failure like Torres had to be benched for his team to excel.

What a FAILURE.

how does this affect the price of fish?

Shows he is a failed striker. Almost 10yrs of playing and he is a misfit for club and country

So if any Yoruba doesnt support Tinubu(Rochas) or Awolowo he is an outcast?

Like seriously

Anyway ibo kwenu

nateevs:
No it's not bull.sh.it dear.
No one wants a striker who doesn't score goals, at the same time you cannot say the game has not evolved past that.
Modern strikers do much more than goals. The same reason, you hit the floor when Danny goes for glory when an easier option may be to pass the ball.

Maybe you can give us one of these your "Modern striker" who is rated based on his assist and not goals

The kind of shyte analysis that you spew on this forum is mindboggling.

Drogba is all you want in a striker and Torres is all thats wrong with a modern striker

Drogbas offensive pressing is actually one of his strong points, while Torres is Lazing around the whole field looking for someone who would speak Spanish to him or for younger players, Drogba is atimes seen in defence and midfield struggling

I remember on Saturday vs Newcastle when Drogba was contesting a header from a corner that he unfortunately almost turned into a own goal.

Ramires goal from yesterday, Drogba was in the midfield where he got the ball and threaded a pass

Drogba is one of the most hardworking strikers in Europe, While Torres is easily the laziest one always waiting and strolling around, If he was to be clinical like hicharito he might be forgiven

But he is a failure in all ramification

Look at barcelona or Spain playing, Their strikers harras you all the time running for 90mins non stop. Little wonder why Torres is a misfit for Spain.

He is a misfit for modern football

kurus:
+1,000,000


Most people blaming GEJ are thinking with their anus. A man who has spent 7 months in office and you are expecting him to fix 50 years of decay in a dysfunctional country like Nigeria!

7 months?

Quick question

Who was Nigerias President 12 months ago?

umarabu:
IS IT TRUE THAT GEJ IS BOY TO HELERE CLINTON AND OBAMA?
the answer most be yes

Evidence below

https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4112/5018900473_5a9bcb9266.jpg

Fresshhh air

Fresh airrr

What do you expect from retardeen

Op,

To answer your question apropriately Some vital questions would need to be answered.

Whats your age range and maybe a picture of you might do.

It also depend on which state in America you live in. You might even run across  full blooded Nigerians  there

Go to google, search for a Redeemed Church near you. It would expose you to the culture better

You would find Nigerians in abundance in  your locality.

Beaf:
In the first place, it is wrong to insult a sitting President, he represents every Nigerian, so those who needlessly insult him think nothing of disrespecting themselves. Perhaps, because they amount to little that can be respected. Atiku, Ciroma, Kaita, IBB and the other members of the bat and vulture gang started the the ball of insults rolling, but it is easy to see what they represent.

Most of those who abuse GEJ, only do it because they themselves feel inadequate or because they are ill-bred, mannerless pieces of dung best avoided by the sane; the rest do it because they think it is a cool fad, but it isn't cool to be an immoral scarab rolling shiit around.

No Nigerian President has ever accomplished as much as GEJ has in such a short time; his tenure promises to turn the country around. It is only natural that the forces of previous times will be angry.

It is wrong to insult a sitting president but right to insult a Past president like you have always done on this forum?

See Hypocrisy

eghost247:
is it just me or has any other president of Nigeria been criticized like GEJ

People criticized OBj more especially his own SW people

coogar:
x(goals) + x'(assists) = creativity!

the game has evolved. strikers aren't only judged by goals.
they should be able to create goals as well and score goals.

Drogba in less than 90mins of play yesterday scored 2 goals assisted 1

Let Torres just mind the bench and let him become the assistant Shekpe keeper beside Mikel

You can also provide that and tell us most importantly, the quality of opposition they both faced. i am too advanced in football analysis to be running after x assists in y starts



When everyone knows the job of a striker is to score goals.

maybe Torres would be the first striker to be judged based on his assist and next the curl of his hair and size of his shirt

https://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390772_10150507540496613_781031612_10706629_827850773_n.jpg

Facts from UEFA site shows us that in elite Europe

Didier Drogba shytes on Fernando Torres

Drogba is the general while Torres is the recruit

You can supply stats from carling Cup to help the Shape keeper

You can supply that and provide us with your link for verification

[size=18pt]In the CL[/size]

Drogba scored his 3 goals

2 vs Valencia, 1 vs leverkusen = 3 in CL in 168 minute That is 1 goal every 56 minute

Fernando Torres 2 goals vs the worst team in the group Genk he played 354 minutes (more than double the minutes Drogba has)

1 goal every 177 minute

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2012/statistics/round=2000263/players/type=topscorers/index.html

You can continue your analysis from there

Beaf, chino11 I cant decide

coogar:
so why did chelsea lose to liverpool and arsenal at stamford bridge then?
you are not so smart, are you?

removing lampard was tactical. lampard wasn't injured against newcastle and we all saw him shaking his head and feeling disappointed as he strutted out of the pitch.

the removal of mata was to rest him after playing 2 hard games in a row.
even with that, mata wasn't substituted in the 60th minute.

apples and oranges!

and yet without torres' brace against genk, chelsea wouldn't even have been in a position to qualify in the first place.
anyone reading your comments would think torres has never scored for chelsea in europe.

VS Arsenal the started Torres

According to stats I saw on soccernet

Drogba started 9 games scored 5 goals

Torres started 11 games scored 4 goals

DO THE MATHS

Chelseas biggest problem is FERNANDO TORRES

coogar:
the early goal really helped and [size=18pt]kudos to drogba for burying his chance[/size]. everything became much easier then. . . .valencia tried to force it and that left them exposed at the back.

Yes ooo

You know who to use when you need goals and who to use when Shape keeping is important

nateevs:
Hahahaha! Nice one!
An uninjured Lamps taken off on 60mins is unheard of in Chelsea.
It's tantamount to being benched.

His removal on Saturday was tactical.

A player taken off after 60 minutes = being benched in the books of nateevs

This is serious. If you dont watch matches, how do you hope to understand tactics?

maybe the removal of Mata too was tactical?

The reason Chelssea won 3-0 in both games was simple

TORRES was benched!!

coogar:
hopefully, dayokanu and ibime will now get it. i really hope they do.
buncha charlatans!

Can you point to one post which I have criticised AVB tactics this season.

My main point I keep repeating and has been vindicated on today is.

DROGBAAAA is king and Torres is the main problem Chelsea has

nateevs:
Drogba didn't silence me.
I am not sure anyone ever criticised Drogba scoring ability.
Not one person! Drogba is a top professional and goal scorer.

A striker who delivers the goals when it mattered most, the other keeps shape

I am sure Villas boas knows who to trust

Lamps not actually benched against Newcastle.
Taken off on 60'
Some of us just want other things.

Thats why I was certain you were not watching the newcastle game

I am wondering when someone who played 2/3 of the game became benched

Are these the numerous goofs you feed people with on this thread?

its worth keeping an eye on you ooo

nateevs:
Meanwhile standing ovation for Drogba. Pure Class!
Step aside fake midfielders, Mata is in the building jor!

What happened to the shape keeper? DROGBA has silenced you all.

The problem with Chelsea is fernando torres

nateevs:
Lampard benched 2 games in a row, Chelsea win 3-0.
Some people are going to die. . . Hehehehe.

Which was the other game Lampard was benched?

coogar:
he's deadwood. of course, he's not completely useless.
no striker is completely useless. . . . . .even ryan giggs at 38 still has his moments of ingenuity.

i just believe torres is a better option.
the last time torres started at home in europe, he bagged a brace.

Say what?

there is ONLY one DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Standing ovation

[size=18pt]60'Luiz shows terrific composure to dispossess Jonas and clip a long ball down the line for the hard-working Drogba.[/size]

Let Torres continue keeping the shekpe

BlueDiva:
I will place a curse on anyone who says Torres is better than DD.
Good game so far, i hope we don't lose it.

What the elders see lying down the babies cant see it even on top of Eifel tower

DD at 33 is still wayyy ahead of Failure Torres can ever be in his career

You wont lose it as long as the shekpe keeper is kept on the bench where he belongs

Lets see how creative the midfield looks without lampard

Cometh the hour Cometh the man Didier Drogbaaaaaa

let torres continue keeping the shape

Cometh the hour cometh the man

Didier Drogbaaaaaaaaa

Let Torres be keeping shape