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Politics › Re: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland Election (voting In Progress: ) by dayokanu(m): 8:45pm On Dec 06, 2011
I am waiting for Okija Juju to endorse one of the candidates
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 8:33pm On Dec 06, 2011
Po Deep:
Hmn, wonder what DK would have to say about that.
Podolski would be a good addition to Arsenal to compete on the left side of attack

But you should be wary of his prima donna attitude
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 8:30pm On Dec 06, 2011
We at Bayern are doing everything possible to make sure City qualifies.

We dont want the progression of Napoli who is from a league competing for the 4th UEFA CL direct qualification with us

However, against the side described by Nerlinger as “favourites to win the Premier League", Heynckes will be forced into line-up changes, as [size=18pt]Arjen Robben and Toni Kroos have fallen victim to the flu and were late withdrawals from the squad.[/size] “I'd have liked Arjen to be with us. After such a long time out with injury, he needs matches," reflected the FCB coach, who had originally marked Robben in for a start.

[size=18pt]Müller and Mario Gomez may also miss out, as the Germany pair are showing early flu symptoms of their own[/size]. Heynckes will leave his final selection calls until after training on Tuesday evening, or potentially the day of the match itself
http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/en/news/news/2011/32511.php

na wa for this kain emergency flu ooo
Romance › Re: How Do You Totally Forgive And Forget A Cheating Spouse by dayokanu(m): 5:13pm On Dec 06, 2011
Smoke Igbo plenty
Politics › Re: You Can’t Stop Sylva - Bayelsa Lawmakers To PDP by dayokanu(m): 3:21pm On Dec 06, 2011
Even the parliament thinks Sylva was a better governor  than Odechukwu Retardeen
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by dayokanu(m): 12:57am On Dec 06, 2011
[size=28pt] Okija Juju might be consensus candidate[/size] -Saharareporters

7 Candidates might endorse him in the coming hours

Intensive consultations are going on with candidates like

Crayola, Ezeagu ,Eziogu ,Obiagu ,Relax101 ,Udezue
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by dayokanu(m): 12:30am On Dec 06, 2011
[size=28pt]I was sponsored by Onlytruth - ALI KONDUGA[/size]

Notorious Boko _haramist has come out on national TV to claim that he was sponsored by onlytruth.

The SS has hereby invited Mr Onlytruth to their "headcutters" for kweshioning
Politics › Re: Can We Have Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland? by dayokanu(m): 12:11am On Dec 06, 2011
I nominate Okija Juju

Igbo Kwenu
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Would Be Obamas Opponent In 2012 by dayokanu(op): 9:39pm On Dec 05, 2011
With Herman Cain out of the contest

Poll shows Newt Gingrich leading in iowa second is Ron Paul
Politics › Re: Lagos State Governorship: 2015 Christian Agenda by dayokanu(m): 9:22pm On Dec 05, 2011
During the last dispensation of the PDP all christian governors were ruling no one complained

Gbenga Daniels, Alao Akala, Oyinlola, Segun Oni/Fayose, Olusegun Agagu

No one complained

afam4eva:
We're talking of Lagos ACN and you're going to kafanchan.
This is in response to

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Is there any non-Muslim ACN governor aside Adams Oshiomole? Also, aside Joe Igbokwe, there doesn't seem to be many non-Muslims in the top heirachy of ACN either. Political parties need to balance representation.
Maybe you should pay more attention before opening your mouth to comment
Family › Re: She Has Invested So Much In Me. Now She Want Marriage And I Dont Love Her Anymore. by dayokanu(m): 6:52pm On Dec 05, 2011
The lady would cry that why did he do it, She would even blame the woman for "wanting to eat where she didnt sow"

And would call the pregnant woman agent of devil that wants to Spoil her happiness. She would fight the woman or even agree to adopt the child.

ANYTHING JUST TO GET THE RING

The plan can be modified thus.

The guy should ask her if she is willing to be a second wife and they would both live in the same house

If after all these she still agrees, then use the second plan

And OP, Dont even sleep with her unless you have a Michelin tyre condom from your chest to the sole of your feet
Family › Re: She Has Invested So Much In Me. Now She Want Marriage And I Dont Love Her Anymore. by dayokanu(m): 6:40pm On Dec 05, 2011
coogar:
the plan is lame.

the best way of getting rid of a babe is to make her feel she's the one dumping you. they relish in that kind of victory that the man is a jerk.
so let the op set up a scenario. . . . .he forgot to log out his email/facebook/whatever whatever. his friends would have loaded that email with plenty of sassy mails from strings of women and even babymomma! if the girl has any dignity, that should make her go angry and she would be the one dumping the op!
This plan would surely fail.

The guy said he has hinted her and she still didnt send. She is ready to accept anything just to get that ring. You dont know Naija girls. they would tell him that even though you are cheating, I have forgiven you.

Dont you know that naija girls would rather fight the girl than face the boyfriend? How many girls have you seen fighting over boyfriends especially in hostels when the guy is currently phocking their 4th friend in his own house in quarters

Chaircover, Can you fault my plan?
Family › Re: She Has Invested So Much In Me. Now She Want Marriage And I Dont Love Her Anymore. by dayokanu(m): 6:24pm On Dec 05, 2011
Ok The bad guy is here. grin grin grin

First of all I blame you for taking money from her, I never encourage anyone to take money from their partner when they are not married if you have a feeling the partner is hoping the money spent is to secure the relationship.

Second I blame the girl for spending to keep a man. Its wrong to spend to keep a partner very wrong

SOLUTION: This is the Dayokanu 9-9-9 plan. Its two pronged. angry cheesy cheesy

Tell her you dont love her no more and you want out but if she still continue hollering, threatening and shouting  tell her would she agree to you marrying her while cheating blatantly, That in some cases you might even sleep out for days with your girlfriends. Tell her explicitly. YOU ARE NOT MARRYING HER FOR LOVE BUT FOR PITY. And you would explore your love options outside.

If she agrees then tell her to get a lawyer and her parents to sign the document so in future she wont accuse you of cheating.

SECOND PLAN is the ultimate guy-man plan.

Get a friend of your she doesnt know. Give him her phone number let him start calling her and try to toast her or maybe meet her somewhere.

if she is complying on the day of meeting go there and burst them and call the relationship off there and then. She would come begging but you wont concede and marry your new babe ASAp. (Always remember to watch your back though cos she might kill you)

If you perceive she is not playing along, Let the guy start sending love text to her, One day when you are together at night let him call or text her and snatch the phone, raise Hell and kick her out immediately

Thank me later wink wink wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:02pm On Dec 05, 2011
This useless club isnt even in top 4?
Politics › Re: Ojukwu To Be Buried On February 2nd 2012 – South-East Governors by dayokanu(m): 5:59pm On Dec 05, 2011
Why not bury him in Abidjan his favourite destination
Politics › Re: Nairaland Politics Section Hall Of Fame/shame - 2011 Induction by dayokanu(m): 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2011
Hall of Fame: ACN and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

For kicking out the PDP out of the SouthWest

Hall of Shame: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and family

The worst state of security since the civil war.

Tenure elongation.

Fuel subsidy removal
Politics › Re: Pdp And Its Macabre Dance In Bayelsa State: Division In Nigerian Presiden't Home by dayokanu(m): 5:18pm On Dec 05, 2011
Enjoy your fresh airr
Politics › Re: Lagos State Governorship: 2015 Christian Agenda by dayokanu(m): 5:10pm On Dec 05, 2011
Kayode fayemi and his deputy are christians
Politics › Re: I Am Not A Crook, I ‘m Not A Criminal – Bode George by dayokanu(m): 5:02pm On Dec 05, 2011
Catch am catch am thief thief thief
Politics › Re: GEJ To Use Executive Order For The Removal Of Fuel Subsidy by dayokanu(m): 4:59pm On Dec 05, 2011
Lets enjoy our Fresh airrr
Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha Appointed Chairman Of Pdp Elders Forum by dayokanu(m): 4:54pm On Dec 05, 2011
This is indeed our Fresh air

Retardeen just had to reward his godfather Alams

We voted GEJ and not PDP oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 4:29pm On Dec 05, 2011
[size=18pt]Olic: I will leave Bayern this summer[/size]

Bayern Munich striker Ivica Olic says he will definitely leave the club in the summer and admitted that there is a 50% chance that he could move on in January.

Meanwhile, Bayern Munich chief Karl-Heinz Rummenigge admits he is keeping tabs on Borussia Monchengladbach star Marco Reus.

Reus, 22, has been linked with a move to the Allianz Arena recently, although Bayern have been put off by a €17.5 million (£15m) release clause in his contract.

"He is definitely an interesting option. I've been told that he has a release clause of €17.5m, though," Rummenigge told TZ. "That's no pocket change for us. However, Bayern will internally discuss this matter and see what's possible."

Rummenigge added that the club would like to extend Arjen Robben's contract, which currently runs until the summer of 2013, saying: "We will do our utmost to reach an agreement with Arjen about an extension to his current deal."
Politics › Re: What Ojukwu Told Me Before, During And After The War —sam Aluko by dayokanu(m): 7:23am On Dec 05, 2011
The Iboman likes to blame everyone else for his woes

If its not Hausa, its Yoruba, Its Middle belt or South South

What a bunch of losers
Politics › Re: Awolowo Foundation Sends Condolence Greetings To Mrs Bianca Ojukwu by dayokanu(m): 6:29am On Dec 05, 2011
lagcity:
of course, he is a bacon. not surprised at all. fvcking ibo cannibal is thinking of eating his leader grin. Awolowo's blockade don over long time ooo, no excuse to dey eat human flesh again grin.
LOL

That was why Ojuku told them to take his carcass all over the world so people can see that no part or organs are missing

Cos the moment he lands in Alaigbo the cannibals would feed on him and come back to blame Awolowo for starving them and make them eat Ike-eba Wuruwuru and Bacon of the Ibos
Politics › Re: Sylva Threatens To Embarrass GEJ By Releasing Sensitive Documents by dayokanu(m): 9:54pm On Dec 04, 2011
hmmmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012 Draws by dayokanu(op): 9:20pm On Dec 04, 2011
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=816306.msg9692089#msg9692089 date=1323021249]The goalie position is sorted my worry is the Central Back position. Badstuber and Mertescatter are accidents waiting to happen. There is also an attacking midfield conundrum it would be interesting to see how Loew mixes em up as a lot of these players in that position would be in their first major tournament[/quote]Badstuber despite lacking pace, He is actually a good defender. He an excellent ball playing CB.

His passes from the back helps unlock defences a lot

My Ideal line up is a 4-2-3-1

--------------------Neuer

-Boateng---Hummels----Badstuber---Lahm

---------Khedira-----Schweinsteiger

----Muller------ Ozil-------Schurle/Gotze

--------------Klose/Gomez

Bench: Howedes, Aogo, L Bender, Kroos, Podolski, Mertersacker

Mertersacker is a horrible defender and should be benched
Family › Re: Women! Please Stay With Your Husbands: by dayokanu(m): 9:03pm On Dec 04, 2011
ronkebp:
Seriouslyhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh Does the man need any driving force to cheat on his wife, other than the langer-langer between his legshuh? What will you say of husbands that are with their wives and having kpekusing time everly with their wives and still cheat on themhuh?.
Ronke be honest, would you leave your husband in another country with a 19yr old househelp?

Ok. You have fried meat in the fridge.

You have 2 sons one of them you feed well, the other you starve,

Which of them is more likely to steal from the fridge
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by dayokanu(m): 8:37pm On Dec 04, 2011
coogar:
juan mata: 3 goals, 7 assists, 28 key passes, 485/564 pass completion, 869 minutes
frank lamps: 6 goals, 4 assists, 26 key passes, 629/745 pass completion, 1026 minutes
david silva: 4 goals, 8 assists, 33 key passes, 716/817 pass completion, 1095 minutes.
Based on this stats I wont call Mata the best?

Scorer/Assist point?

Even Pass completion doesnt show he is better than those you compared him to?

According to this stat you posted, On what basis statistically is Mata better than Lampard or Silva?
Sports › Re: Yakubu Scores Four In Blackburn Win by dayokanu(m): 6:48pm On Dec 04, 2011
Premiership is really a wacked league
Politics › Re: Senate Rejects State Burial For Ojukwu by dayokanu(m): 6:45pm On Dec 04, 2011
Ojuku the runaway warlord
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012 Draws by dayokanu(op): 6:42pm On Dec 04, 2011
I am hoping the Mannschaft sort the defence out

I would prefer a Hummels Badstuber pairing with Boateng and Lahm as full backs
Politics › Re: Ojukwu Was Unbelievably Selfish, Greedy, And Self-centered--- Chief Uwechue by dayokanu(m): 6:23pm On Dec 04, 2011
Sound true

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