silvertuke:

You read my message and I don’t need to explain more, like I said before I don’t trust her and I know she don’t trust me. But as for the BB her Dad really was the one that buy her the BB as her Birthday gift am aware of that, she came from a Rich that is the fate… trust no woman.

@ poster, so you think its only your GF in the whole of nigeria that is from a rich home that only her father bought her a BB ?
do you know how many rich families we have in nigeria that their parents can buy them a BB also
pls go and do your research well.
have you also considered those that are gainfully employed and can afford to buy themselves their own BB with their hard earned salary ??
have you also forgotten that most BB were won in alot of promotions done by telecommunication companies e.g MTN, GLO, ETISALATE AND ZAIN ( NOW AIRTEL ) abi is it only guys that win ??
Have you also forgotten that most of these ladies you see with a BB is not their own but the company they work for provided it to ease the stress of communication when they are going about teir daily jobs
you have to put these into consideration before you conclude in your small brain that its only 1% of the ladies that their father bougt them BB.
better still do a more useful research that can add value to your life and your community and leave the girls alone.

DYT AND _{USHER (wannabe)} ULSHERLAN
Pls don't derail the thread, do your geography some where else.

M M M:

dere is no efe in NL just try de next tribal, i will be dere 4 u.

LOL, oye bab Ekpe
Of cause i will be there, i don't miss it
Do you know about the one thats is been done every first of Jan.
what do you mean by next tribal ?

Great idea, but don't forget thta alot of people will be going to their villages and other parts of the world for the Xmas
so i suggest we do it the weekend b4 Xmas thats between 17 and 19
cos the next week is xmas and a lot of peeps will not be around.

Dyt:

nah baby boo
m in control
missed u in a way

but you said cockroach told you something
and you believed it
you should be associating with real human beings pls
not creepy crawlies pls don't make me think i have lost another friend.

Dyt:

erm dazzle madan
dats wat cork told me

OMG,
COCKROACH has gotten to my friend.

no1madman:

^^What's yaba left?

YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS
thats not the meaning of my sister's name
you want to become mr cork part 2 ?

people are saying that efik and ibibio are the same
and that we eat people.

thats good to know, pls i need your assistance
lets got to the main thread it was moved, if you check you will see the same topic just follow that one.

Canisma:

I ve heard it before but i ignored it, thinking that its one of those fairy tales. But now that it has dawned on me, I sure can confirm it. They are called scorpios. My birthday is november 4th, so im one of them. If u are born within this month range, then u are like me- a love-addict. We need sex almost everyday. The urge is forever fierce. If your lover is born in this month range too, then u ve got to go buy some aphrodisiac. Do you know any body born in this month range ? Or is it you. Nairalanders over to you.

Not applicable to everyone
my sister and i ( Twin sister ) are november borns actually 2days after yours ( november 6th )
and i don't see us that way. though we like the attention and pampering but not in the sex way you are talking about.
my sister's own is even worse, LOL, cos if you are not careful the slap yu will get, will make you see stars lol
just read her signature or ask TKB417. LOL.

afangide:

@dazzle37 what's your prblm? let him search 4 his love , just tell your sister 2 b careful!!!

LOL,
@ Afangide, thanks for the advice, i will sure let my sister know.




@ MR MONEY
Liar-- you need  someone to bleep better  like that
Please don't misinterpret the poster, he is searching for _{[s]false Zap}.[/s] true love

Mr~Cork:

ok am from London, what is EFIK? never heard of it. Pls clarify, cheeeers!

please get the HELL OFF my thread, its only for serious minded people. we don't need you to pollute this thread
with you stu.pidity. thanks.

i am not trying to be tribalistic, but am just wondering is there no proper Efik guy on NL ?
please am not talking about Akwa Ibom/ Ibibio turn Efik oh
am talking about the proper Efik gentle men, regardless of where they live.
AND LIKE I SAID AM NOT TRYING TO BE TRIBALISTIC before you all start lashing out abuses.
Pls if you are one, can you indicate
Thanks.

i am not trying to be tribalistic, but am just wondering is there no proper Efik guy on NL ?
please am not talking about Akwa Ibom/ Ibibio turn Efik oh
am talking about the proper Efik gentle men, regardless of where they live.
AND LIKE I SAID AM NOT TRYING TO BE TRIBALISTIC before you all start lashing out abuses.
Pls if you are one, can you indicate
Thanks.

Gre8t:

AM LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO MARRY BUT NOT MORE THAN 27 YEARS, I STAY IN UK AND WILL BE COMING TO NAIJA IN FEW DAYS TIME TO RELAX I NEED A WOMAN IN NAIJA THAT I CAN HOOK UP WITH AND GET MARRIED TO, I DON'T CARE ABOUT DATING FOR MANY YEARS BEFORE MARRAIGE

Let me help you rephrase, you are looking for a girl to flex with or fool when you are in Nigeria on vacation, then at the end of the vacation you hurt her feeling and go back to Uk to your orginal Gf. ??

violent:


Free beer? yippppeeee!!!!

Lol, awof dey pain belle oh.

190:

^^^
ROTFLMFAO!!

Fine boy, why are you laughing at some crazy re.tard fool
who does not know any better than mis quote someone's name

Mr~Cork:

MOBO, bro she wants you, truss me. her name is obocococo, but she Nigerian

And am not surprise too at your reply
i have told you times without number to leave my sister alone
whats your problem ?
can't you just write your own comment and stop spelling someones name in a stupid way ?
RE.TARD BAS.TARD
DO YOU KNOW THE IMPLICATION OF MISQUOTING SOME ONE'S NAME ??
FOOL.

@ poster,
Even as a girl, i would tell you that you don fall hand die,
which kind boyfriend you be ??
abi, your own d.i.c.k, no sabi road to go enter another hole by mistake too ?
Look respect is reciprocal, in your case it clearly show's she does not respect you, thats why she can mess up and come back to tell you to your face
so if she can't respect you, sorry to say, she does not respect you, so you guys can't be together
if she told you she has slept with only three guys, IMO, its a lie
think of the following
[b]1. when does she tell you she slept with another guy
ans : is it when you guys are having problems
or she tells you out of guilt of what she did
If she tells you when you guys are having problems, then she is only trying to make you feel guilty for chasing her into the arms of another man
( i.e, in your case thats her own mumu botton for you ) and you always gel after she says that.
2. if she tells you out of guilt maybe she did not enjoy the sex, or she is no longer in terms with the guy she slept with.
so in order words, she has slept with some other people but has not told you in order not to appear too bad to you. or maybe she just told you that cos you caught her or she thinks you may catch her.
has she told you about the ones she enjoyed the sex ?[/b]the accomodation you pay for her in school, do you have any idea what she does in school with her class mates

BTW : why do you want to marry a girl that her family is not so comfortable with you, especially her mother
do you want to have problems in your matrimonial home ? cos i don't think the woman would ever accept you.
or Abi you want to die early , cos some of these women can go to any lenght to make sure they stop you from marrying their daughter.

am not a bad girl, am a twin, if you go thru other post or my signature you would know, and i know so well what my twin and i use to do to guys back then in school, since they could not tell us apart, it was fun sha cos we were ignorant and just having fun, using our identity to our advantage but thats all in the past. so pls don\t fall your hand again, move on with your life, she does not deserve you. just think about the highlighted part of my comment.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder
my twin is very pretty, and i know that cos alot of people say that to us.

Brownteeth:

The few ones I have clicked and seen their pictures forced me to click the logout button.

ROTFLMAO

Mr~Cork:

Correction!!! madam do u beleaf in love at first siight??

well, your sister is so preeety am ready to give her 4 goats, for her hands in marriage , truss me, dyamm she fine!!

Am glad to know that we are pretty, but sorry you can't have my sister on a plater of Gold
And as her twin, she also listens to my own opinion so don't think its going to be that easy.


@ 190
hi, how are you doing today
just want to know whats your beef with Mr cork,
thought its only the ladies that had beef with him.

Mr~Cork:

Obo Boco<<<<< 1st class hater

funny enough my sister has no issues with you
its you that have issues with her.

unbelieveable , a post that actually makes sence from Mr cork ??
i need t call my sister's attention to this.

Obo Boco:

please when you find the bride
tell her i want to be the chief bride's maid.

No you can't be the chief bride's maid,
we will both be just brides maid so that we can both be in the wedding and we will look so cute wearing the dresses.

@ VIOLENT
hi, how are you today
i would not mind the killing lessons too,
lol
i already know who i would practise it on, on this thread.

NL, member's, i hope you guys have another job to give me, if i get sacked for laughing with reckless abandon in the office.
Abeg its too early in the day to make my appendix rupture, i no get money for hospital bill.
This topic is so funny, i can't even put my opinion together.

Mr~Cork:

[b]FOR SELL

Odunnu -- $40. 25 kobo

UjuJoan--- $90.43 kobo

Oboco coboccoc---- 70 kobo (chrismas sale)

dazzle37----- 94 kobo (chrismas sale)

Googles ----- £22 (Discount)

Creamish --- 34p (New year sale)

SPEACIAL: buy 190 get Ranoscky free!!! [/b]

my sister and i are not for sale.
thanks.

tkb417:

haha

i sell diamonds, i dont sell FMCGs like you so your container load of oking biscuits wont do jack on tkbs hold on Odunnu

check Obo Boco out fast b4 they sell her to someone else

TKB why are you in so much of a hurry to sell my sister
you are scared she will blow your head off