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My bother uses a product called VAYA, its in a small bottle and has the tip on a roll-on
and also try to shave accordint to the direction of your hair growth, don't shave against your hair growth
( what i mean is check that direction your hair grows and follow that way, if you try to shave in the opposite direction, you would not only have bumps but it will itch you too) VAYA is a very good product that not just prevents bumps but also clears the already exsiting one and leaves your skin very smooth, and it is very easy to find.

chaircover:
IMO Whispering Palms is the Most Romantic place in Lagos to go on a date & even the coldest of relationships will fire up on arrival at whispering palms

Whispering palms is cool, but the stress of taking a long drive there is not funny.

If she likes ice cream, take her to ice cream factory ( ICF ) off adeola hopewell in V.I ,  the street opposite pattaya, i promise you, she will love the ice cream there and there also have a good resturant upstairs.

and yes depending on your budget, you can go to raddisson blu, as someone said.

Elegushi beach is really cool too, especially in the evenings, i spend most of my sunday evenings there.

i can't remember basket mouth and other good comedians making me laugh this much.

Just thinking aloud,  SOME  of this guys that come to shout about their white girl friends do so

as a form of letting people know that they are not the loosers  

or they have stopped being loosers as nigerian girls use to make them look

more like trying to boost their ego,   what a pity. ( complex issues )

Some people sha, SMH

your white girl friend spoon fed and you annouce to N/L

i wonder what you will do when she cleans your Ass after you poo.

sexkillz:
Pls specify which girl, i have them in plural. . . . GIRLS! I need to fire her ASAP!

sexkillz, when did you start sounding like this ?
pls i like you just the way you are don't try to sound like 190 and mynd 44

@ poster check email
i have replied.

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=727077.msg8854684#msg8854684 date=1312472837]@DAZZLE, Y the indirect inference n scoldin? Come clean bro, or are u scared of me? I'm not a monster, i won't eat u, if u refered to me directly. ~~LOL.
@ james, i believe its an (f) you saw in front of dazzle, i was not refering to you alone, i have seen alot of threads that people complain about being too long, so i would say i was thinking aloud. and no i am not scared of you, and even if you are a monster, FYI i was not even scared of the famous cookie monster or zelda, as a kid, so i can't be scared of you now. [/quote]

@ poster
i agree with your article.
someone said its too long, now this is making wonder were all our reading culture disappeared to ?
now Nigerians are always looking for a short cut out of everything

Cuddlemii:
I read it. Yes we too should interact in our own dialect once in a while. odu ke lagos mi or ke ka ufong uwed mi?

well we might all improve the writing on here. abasi e ye peb fi ndi wed iko yin.

cuddlemii, Ndu ke lagos, nam utom, mang kure ufok nyen tongo isua.



[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=636904.msg8846272#msg8846272 date=1312381972]Seems another yoruba man is being targetted here.

Yoruba men = gbogbonise the everlasting panacea for hungry women.[/quote]very far from it. just ask stop assuming.

Effiko:
dammit , u guys re repping lyk krazy . . . . . im so jealous , i cnt rite lyk dis + its only obvious that Calabar is land of udia {so so so true }

Effiko, lol, our writing is not near perfect, the only tip i can give you is to write just the way you pronounce, it will make sense.
Mbon unege ye yoruba esie wed eke mo, so nyak nyen etiene ewed eke nyen nko.
idige mo ikpong eyene usem. Good luck reading that, LOL.

sexkillz:
Very RARE situation! And i'll agree with Mynd! Very GOOD for you!

@ Mynd44, yeah good for me

@ sexkillz, Have you gotten my mail ?
still taking you up on that offer

I don't have any contribution, sorry,
I have never been dumped before and i have never dumped anyone before.
In my case, we were best of friends before the '' boy friend / girl friend '' ( relationship status ) then when the tension and friction was getting too much to handle, we just retraced our steps to the default status ( BEST FRIENDS ) the only difference was no intimacy, so nobody ever got dumped and we were free to see or date anybody. and we are still best friends till date.

Cuddlemii:
@op

Are you sure you didn't write this post of yours when you were drunk.

Calabar/Akwa-Ibom has the highest number of soups. The women there are exceptionally good in cooking. They are brought up to cater for a man needs. That's why most mistresses are Calabars because most women from other tribes don't know how to cook. Its just instilled in the women from Calabar.

When I was in school, when I am frying just mere onions, all those Yoruba chicks would bring paper and biro to learn what I am cooking. I was even nicknamed Calabar kitchen and I was just experimenting with Electric Kettle, Stainless plate & Pressing iron so you can imagine if it was home cooking, the babes would jump down a 3 storey building.

I even think Calabar food is under-rated, do you know how many tribes cook our meals? How many restaurants abroad sell our meals? How many married men in Nigeria that go to Calabar kitchens outside their homes to eat irrespective of the price tag of the Calabar food? Why do most housemaids come from there, thats why lazy housewives from other tribes can leave the home cooking to those maids.

Calabar women hardly loose their husbands and If they do, they re-marry asap because Calabar women are blessed & down to earth. Some of our mouth watering delicacies are Afia Efere (white soup), Atama (Palm Kernel soup), Ottong (A sophisticated Ogbono soup), Afang, Edi kia kong, The Ekpan u mentioned is made from Cocoa yam, we have Efere Etigi (Our own okro soup and not that watery stuff other tribes serve) and a lot of others. I purposely did not add them Egusi, Ewedu, stew, yam porridge etc, Those are common foods that all tribes claim as theirs. I gave you a list ours, made discovered and created by Calabar people.

Give a Calabar babe or guy dry pepper, salt, water, tomato puree & Garri. As ridiculous & impossible as it may sound, you would be amazed by how he or she would cleverly manage those items and make it a blockbuster meal that your neighbors would suddenly become friendly.

Don't mess with us oh. Even a Calabar babe's walking step is enough food. They hardly get dumped except they are tired of the men, men eat from their palms. They have the secret recipes. Other tribes do jazz & rituals, we use good food & romance to keep our men. Even their eyes can kill, they are not lazy people but hardworking cooks.

I can go on & on but people already know more than enough about Calabar food and their people.

So op whenever u are less busy, I can take you to Calabar because its obvious u were dropped at Aba or Onitsha, people sleep off in all those Young shall grow buses especially attachments where u have to sit on a stool in the middle of the buses, u must have missed the sign board of the name of the state. We would go by air so that you would be awake & fit through out your visit to Calabar

Gosh, Cuddlemii, for you to write this bolded part ,AFO EDI IBAK
i would never want to quarrel with you. all the same idem fo ? i did not know you were from that part too
sorry, my written calabar is bad too. lol, i guess thats our only weakness.

lahips:
Poster how can you possibly say Calabar food is overhyped, that is so untrue, i am a calabar girl myself and i know from experience that Calabar meals are probably one of the best, i was in Onitsha and Asaba for work, and from there went to Enugu and all i could see was bitter leaf soup and melon, i served in Jos and there they use Spinash as for Vegetable soup, i could not wait to get back home as it was difficult to find ingerdients for our meals, in Lagos i have tried the Ewedu soup on the recommendation of a calabar friend and it was cool, our Afang soup is something anyone would trip for a second time after taking it the first time, Edikangikong is fantastic, white soup is nice especially with either chicken or goat meat which gives it a good aroma, and very good dry fish, we have Ekpang nkukwo which comes with the perewinkle, and some people use goat meat, dry fish and shrimps for it, i have even seen people use kpomo in it and some cowleg, Poster abeg make i no start now, Calabar meals are worth looking out for, i think you just got it from the wrong source.

LOL, just reading this i know its no one else excepts my sexy cousin LAHIPS,
Mama, tell the poster to come and meet me and i will give him just a Tip of what i use to cook in M.C.C and shut his/her mouth forever
Even here in lagos with little or small supplies i still cook in such a way that if you are blindfolded you would think you are in calabar.

dammytex:
What is the title of this movie; "I can die for love"?

, not a movie, just a skating accident and impulse or should i say adrenalin working.

manmustwac:
@dazzle 37
I believe your girlfriend was poisoned by someone who was jealous of the fact she was getting married. And ot just pains me to think that the person using that stołem phone dose not know that someone died because of it

well i suspected the same thing too, but No autopsy was done, since her dad did not allow it, he said its bad enough that she is gone, but they should not destroy her body in the name of autopsy, unless it will bring her back to life. ( i guess he was in so much pain of losing her, he wanted her body to still look intact and he did not want enmity in the family )

lmao, best thread and best replies for the day.

Try as much as you can to control your feelings for her, i know it may be hard but if you don't check it now, you guys will end up losing everything including the friendship. Forget about the kissing and intimacy and just concentrate on being the best friends you have always been, you will appreciate each other better that way.

You are in the police station right ? and you are not thinking of your predicament and how you will get out of the mess
rather you remembered Nairaland and sat down to post this long story here,  GET REAL GUY.
which Nigerian police will even allow this much time  to be browsing and posting on Nairaland at this time when you don buy their market ?
that is assuming you are browsing from your phone

It depends on the situation
My best friend ( a guy ) was knocked down by a car in place of me
we were skating on the streets and playing with friends, and i went towards the middle of the road, i did not notice the on coming vehicle because my back was to the road, and i guess it was impulse, he ran into the road and pushed me off the road, but there was no time for him to also jump out, he was hit by the car but not too seriously, and thank God there was no injury because by that time the driver too was trying to avoid knocking me down. so i have to think, what if it was a more serious situation, my friend would have injured or died because he was trying to save me, if he could do that, i guess he can take a bullet for me. Both cases are about sacrifice, so i guess i can do the same for someone or for ( him ).

It depends on the situation
My best friend ( a guy ) was knocked down by a car in place of me
we were skating on the streets and playing with friends, and i went towards the middle of the road, i did not notice the on coming vehicle because my back was to the road, and i guess it was impulse, he ran into the road and pushed me off the road, but there was no time for him to also jump out, he was hit by the car but not too seriously, and thank God there was no injury because by that time the driver too was trying to avoid knocking me down. so i have to think, what if it was a more serious situation, my friend would have injured or died because he was trying to save me, if he could do that, i guess he can take a bullet for me.  Both cases are about sacrifice, so i guess i can do the same for someone or for ( him ).

The first most traumatising experience i had was in August 2009, my close friend had called me to tell me the news of her marriage in a few weeks time, and that she wants me to be her chief brides maid, back then she was living in markurdi and i was in calabar, she told me she was coming to calabar the following week ( and every time she comes for any reason, she stays at my place ), so the next week she was in calabar in my house with me, i helped her plan the remaining part of the wedding which was in two weeks time, and we went round the town distributing her invitation card to her friends and her fathers colleagues ( he was working in calabar before he was transfared to markurdi to be the then commissioner of police ). she was in my house for one full week and then decided to go on a friday in order to meet up with arrangements in her village which is in Abia state, so she said she wanted to stop over at owerri first to see her mother's family before then, well all went well and we were keeping in touch on phone and usually made night calls, then after leaving on friday, i spoke to her on saturday evening and we promised to do the usual night call that day, but when i called her that night by 1am, her phone was ringing and nobody picked the call, i kept calling for the next 30 mins but no answer, i guessed she was tired and slept off, but to mu greatest shock, the next morning which was around 7am, i got a call from her sister, at first i did not here my phone ring when i saw the missed call i assumed she was the one trying to return my calls, i called her line but she was not picking after serveral tries, i decided to call her sisters phone ( since i assumed that was the phone she used in calling me ) her sister picked, and from her voice, i noticed she must have been crying when i asked her what was wrong, she told me that my friend is gone, at first i did not understand her or rather i refused to understand what she meant, i had to ask again and she said my friend started complaing about tummy ache seriously in the night, and they had to rush her to the hospital in the middle of the night, but the doctors tried and could not save her, my friend died that night. i could not believe it, i was in shock, some one that just left my house after spending a week. she left my house on friday afternoon, i spoke to her several times on saturday and we still spoke around 10pm with a promise to speak by 12.30, and they are telling me she is gone, the painfull part is that she left some of her cloths and sponge in my house, since the cloths were not yet dry and asked me to bring them when i am coming for the wedding which was in two weeks time, i could still see her in my room and the corner of the bed she liked sleeping when she is around, and two weeks to her wedding i could not sleep for days, my parents had to give me sleeping pills to help me sleep because it was like everytime i walk into my room, i still felt she was around. i stopped sleeping in my room for a while and i cried contineously for days.









The next experience, was last year 2010, i was serving in lagos state and was to pass out in june, i had a good friend that stayed close to me and we served together so we use to go for CDs together every friday, people even started thinking he was my boy friend, so when it was time to pass out, we had to go to the camp for passing out reharsals on that particular day, very unusual of my friend he was in such a happy mood and was playing with everybody, and running around the whole place, we were all happy that we were going to pass out in a few days time, that day on our way home, there was so much traffic we stayed on the road till late and he carried some other people going our direction, since i was the only lady in the car and considering the fact that it was late this was like 9.30pm they decided to drop me off first and instead of the junction, he dropped me at the gate of my house, and they left, the following morning around 10am, one of our friends called me to aske how i was doing and if i was ok, the concern in his voice made me ask what was wrong, he told me he just heard that my friend that i went home with is dead and he was wondering when it happened and if i was affected, i said no, so i had to call my other friends that were with us that night, and they said they all went home and that my friend went home too, but they checked his place when they heard the news and the sisters confirmed he was dead, but that he came home that night after dropping us and just decided to take a walk to get recharge card, on his was he was attacked by phone thiefs and they took his phone and stabbed him, but since they was no one to help him as it was late, he bleed to death. very painfull, someone i just saw a night before and dropped me home.

sexkillz:
Ok! Shoot! lemme see what you've got!

Like i said i am not sure,
1 your location
2 you sound like somebody i had a chat with at Elegushi beach, i don't know if you are a fan of that beach
and well a few places around your location.

@ SEXKILLZ

From the way you reply to different topics on N/L, the tone of your writing and expression, i have this strong feeling that i know you but i am not sure,


@ poster
from my twin sister, she was once addicted to N/L until she was banned for no reason.

Ribena

J12:
No. There's no letting go when you're in love.

Even when you are both hurting ? and it seems staying together will tear you guys apart ?
and the only way you can do without hurting again or hating or tearing apart is to let go for sanity sake.