Very funny thread!

update!

i talked to her as advised, but it seems all my talk fell on deaf ears. i don tire sef, so i am waiting for a tangible excuse to dump her ass. i think i will stick to my naija girls even with all their wowority, they wont try killing me with their dump!

So the girl no be naija sef, me 2 dey wonder why any naija girl in her rite mind would love chatting with you while you taking a dump

she come from this side!

This thread no go disgrace me with laugh but I can't bear the funny post.
     Bros I'm just imaging how your face will look like during the dumping moreover after taken a roasted corn with coconut the starch just oversized and blocked the exit then you're struggling to push it out with a squeezed face mixed up with some drops of sweat coupled with the anus that don't know what else to do, Then someone is just asking you some kind of question. Or when the drum beat is getting out of hand that even tunder cannot compete with the sound, someone come to ask you what do you like to eat.

Well e don happen to me sha, But I called her to order by letting her know that my present condition is so critical that I can't even remember my name.

i'm rolling on the floor from just reading the title

Tell me poster, ur "dump" no smell?

my boyfriend does the same thing, i don't mind, whatever makes him happy, he knows nothing about giving me privacy, smh

Chei!Nairaland,una don make my pale talk say him go carry me go psychia 4 checkup cos him no understand why i dey laff with reckless abandon anytime wey i dey 4 net.i don mad 4 this thread.

I laff this thread no be small.

NL, member's, i hope you guys have another job to give me, if i get sacked for laughing with reckless abandon in the office.
Abeg its too early in the day to make my appendix rupture, i no get money for hospital bill.
This topic is so funny, i can't even put my opinion together.

chai, this post needs award

i was just imagining the face while trying to push
and someone standing asking u question or discussing with u.

but can't she prefer the discusion in the bedroom instead
my laghter today increases my daily colomentally in this site, chai

I just had this conversation with my man recently - something similar anyway

I don't like anyone walking in and out of the bathroom while I am bathing, showering, releasing fluid, etc.

This is MY TIME for me.

He is used to being able to do this and sees it as very normal and wants ready access to me at all times in all situations and even more so since we are getting ready to marry but I am not comfortable with this,

So Poster - I feel your pain.

On a side note - her odor is influenced by what she is putting in her mouth so encourage her to drink LOTS OF WATER and flush her system frequently every single day and less of drinks and foods that are toxic. Plenty of fruits and vegetables will change the odors to be a bit more acceptable to herself and others.

doyin13:
Your problem no hard at all. . . . .

Just chop every yamma yamma thing known to man.

By the time u mess alone, she go knw wats up.

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