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The curious case of Benjamin Buttons

My president!!!

Thank you Sanwo Olu

Makavelli25:
Omo see our future prof,that boy don watch money heist tire. Btw the boy really tried

Perhaps the government should train him and offer him a job at DSS...he innovative shey?

Nonsense, una don start to dey hype nonsense be that

kiddoiLL:
So according to Wikipedia and Google Your so called Mark Anthony was a politician in Rome and blah blah blah.
the other result that came out is the famous musician we all know.
So what exactly is your point?
you've yet to answer or bring up any history about this crap you guys are spreading that is “Mr Mark Anthony riding on a bicycle”. It has no history, reference, or author.
Also what clowning level are you on?? loads of people bear Mark Anthony, so really you're still doing the same thing I pointed out. which is spreading crap.
There's nothing on the net about any poem being Mr mark Anthony.




Quote me when you have a proper link or history reference to back up your Mr Mark Anthony riding on a bicycle poem crap

Will u mind those miserable assholes bringing up this nonsense ...fake news...it's just a nursery rythme and nothing attached to any mr Anthony...and guess what, singing with mr Mark Anthony cant even flow well with the song or else u are using your conc Nigerian accent to sing it meaning it is all false...

Lol who does that?? Mr MARK AN THO NY.....Jobless people

Nickymezor:
Abi oo. I tire 4 the lady. Shez nuts abeg

Just try it and you will see 1000% improvement on your sales

44k per hour
Works 8 hours, 5 days a week by 4 weeks a month..

That's 8 x 44000 x 5 x 4 = 7Million naira a month..

That's about N80M per annum

Before u broke poverty stricken hypocrites judge her, did u make 20Million naira last year? Dont tell me money isn't everything because I'm very sure many of u will stand naked if asked to for N5million naira....

One of the idiots we spoke about..

One of the white slaves

What more bad news will hit us...
We sweat and work hard
Provide basically everything for ourselves, no power, poor roads, poor educational sector, no proper health facilities, poor basic amenities.....to even leave the country again is becoming hell even when you have your money...to every Nigerian giving us a bad name, I have one word for you sickos.....e ni kure!!!

To those saying trash about marlians, who you know? Wetin u get?

No true goodwill, doubt me if you wish, most community services are done to get a reward n return by boosting your cv and goodwill

ThierryJay:
Noted. But it looks like you are the one watering down C.Ronaldo by emphasizing on penalities as his area of core competence!

For your information, Pele was known to refuse taking penalties at times as he felt it was an affront to his scoring prowess to be gifted free goals.

Over 20% of CR7's goals are penalties.

Please prove it with fact
Very simple to calculate

Total goals score by penalty over total no of career goals times 100..
If we dont get more than 20% then shut the f up

Igbosmoker:
Messi bad season

23 goals (2pks), 16 assists in 28 matches.

Ronaldo exceptional season

25 goals,(7 pks), 2 assists in 30 matches

Coming from Barcelona all his life, he should go and conquer new grounds

Na wa ooo

Awards 3.6 billion to his own company to buy himself cars....aaaahhhh

Africa!!!!!

Mehn, that's 1914....

Babanlagenius:
I think we are tired of talking about this two guys. It's becoming stale

It's never stale , future generation will still argue about it

Abeg who bring this Ricardo come field

When are u getting married, your MATES are getting married.

Dont rush to marriage if you ain't ready, dont let anyone pressurise u to marry
.

See people talking of divorce like tissue paper

spongeisback:
But the Chinese, Indians and Japanese that you mentioned still speak their languages and write in their languages both online and offline, they’re self reliant,they produce what they need and export to the rest of the world but you Nigerian men speak English you can’t even rule your own country properly talk less of producing anything, all you lots are good in is how to subject women.


Mr Edochie Funny enough his first name is Pete, has been in nollywood even before many people on here were born what has he done in the industry apart from acting? Has he produced or directed any international or locally acclaimed films? Go and look at the “white men” that started acting same time as him and compare. All his concerned about like a typical Nigerian man is the subjection of women.


You men keep yapping about culture, where have the so called “African culture” taken us to? With all our wonderful and beautiful culture before 4 am you men are already queuing in the white man’s embassy waiting for visa some even go as far as praying for it.

What culture are you talking about? The culture I see in Africa is culture of poverty on MASSIVE SCALE, rape,violence,politicians stealing monies meant for advancement,murder,injustice and inequality that’s the African culture.

Women are humans!

That means we are on similar page...
It's serious identity confusion, why must we do a white wedding? Are we whites? We have enough madness already to start incorporating kneeling down to propose like the whites.
Dont get my opinion twisted, it's not about seeing women as lesser beings, I'm not speaking as a sexist. If it had been part of the african culture, I wont have a problem with it...but why on earth should I copy what I' don't understand...I will never kneel to propose to any girl, not about pride but because it is alien to us.

For once, we should have a heritage to be proud of, the traditional way of marriage is beautiful enough already and can be made colourful.
Yorubas not only kneel but prostrate before their in laws till date...and yes I will proudly do that!!

Stop the nonsense copy and paste, kneeling down to prostrate to a girl as a black is a thing of shame, you will never be respected by the whites as long as you copy and paste what u dont even understand, those guys see us as morons....

Illusioneffect:
People can be anything they want to be on the internet, i don't know why some people decide to be idiots.
If you don't want to be a promoter of modern culture, go and stay in your village, farm and wear wrapper all the days of ur life and never log in to nairaland again.
Our culture teaches us not to grow and think of our outside world. If that's what you want for ur life then go and pick beans in ur village

To Pete Edochie -- Modern culture made you what you are today

Have u seen the Chinese, they are far more advanced than your so called modern idiots here in Nigeria, yet their culture is well preserved, what of the Indians and the japanese...these shits only happen here in Africa, a confused identity ..and it's quite idiotic not to be able to distinguish between culture and technological advancements

Scam them with gospel songs, enjoy her money in peace...leave the lady alone...shes enjoying the fruit of her labour

21st bridges..

Nice movie

They are all bunches of idiots....white slaves...copy copy morafuckers....leave the whites to their culture and face yours ....do it the proper way, go to her parents house with proper introduction, kolanuts and wine....awon oloshi forming modern day slavery..



So I made FTC, shedding tears of joy, who says your time wont come

Reality11:
Am surprised that you guys are even responding to him. Just look at the reasons he gave

Less than 6 years back a politician promised to pay youths $15 every month, more than 60% of the country await for it like their life depends on it hence this shows what $15 is to some Nigeria population. In fact they see it an an entitlement not because of the promise but because they need it.

Just some days back minimum wage was $50 (18k). $200 is four times the country's minimum wage. There is no country in this world where 4x its minimum wage would be small amount of money within it's territory.

And some one would open mouth and say $200 is not a big money in Nigeria?

200 USD is indeed a big money in nigeria....
Many people work 12 hours a day, 5 days a week....work tirelessly, get bullied by horrible bosses and still dont earn more than 200 usd....and u say 200 usd is not a big money to make quietly flipping domain.?
Do u know how much some marketers earn, walking down street to street under hot sun, speaking till their mouths run dry and get insulted by prospective customers and still get insulted by their bosses for not meeting target.. and the person flips domain and earn 200usd just like that and he wont celebrate??

If category A can be this challenging, then whatz the hope of category B??

snipesdam:
Top tips for conceiving a boy; Remember there are no guarantees

Time sex to coincide with the day of ovulation (no earlier than 24 hours before you are about to ovulate).

Deep penetrative sex is preferable.

It helps if the woman reaches orgasm.
Have an energy drink, a cup of coffee or some chocolate before having sex it helps propel the Y sperm.

If you want a boy then avoid having sex:

Earlier than 24 hours before you are about to ovulate.

After 12 hours since you ovulated
To increase a father’s sperm count, he should not ejaculate for 4-5 days before ovulation, which according to Shettles will increase the chances of having a boy.

Lemme save this for future use

The height of insecurity.....self defence is inevitable

falcon01:
Wow! The fact that you've been doing this since 2009 is surprising This mama here shows a lot of perseverance and consistency towards making stupid post, I mean the dedication is just wow! It's not easy to be a clown for that long for more than 10 years fa.

10 years experience in clowning .....

And so consistent...chai!

Many nigerians are too dull, I watched the video and it takes a child to understand his figurative expression....

Very annoying when u see people parking like learners

EVILFOREST:
TERRIBLE SMELL emanating from that SLUM.

Not everybody's own stink like your gfs own...pls associate with classy girls