₦airaland Forum

Aunty wey get sense, at last people are thinking

Okoyeebows:
If that man has a child, he should write a petition to the Commissioner of Police of Lagos State alleging threat to life.

Some of these idiots need to be taught lessons.

Exactly, get her arrested and write an undertaking that nothing must happen to the child

Then curse her back, it's a simple stuff. Useless baseless curse, she should screen shot this comment.

She will run mad and run naked in market before the end of this month

LuciferCelibate:
This is what happens when you eat half-cooked rabbits.



*spits

I tried as much not to find this funny but mehn I can't help bursting..... Guy fear God naaa

Greatzeus:
The innocent child was murdered simple and plain. The mother refused to even look at the child not to talk of tending and breastfeeding him or her. Wicked woman

So u want the baby to grow in deformity so your likes will see him as an object of comic relief when he grows with different funny memes to his picture....
I'm sure u won't want to live that way, sometimes death is merciful

Better, If his parents did not assassinate him e before he grows , he will curse them

Spits on the black race.....mediocres thinking they are born to rule, son of someone who knows nothing about leadership wants to rule too... Why won't he share cheese balls

Terrible residential areas, people living like they are on the express....i see many of those houses in Lagos, expose to traffic that any break failure, the vehicle lands straight into ones bedroom... The government need to act on this and demolish many buildings.

baqina:
Guy,I graduated 10years ago and was lucky to get a job d second month I finished NYSC..I know d amount I sent to my friends out of my salary when I was newly recruited..
I know some folks with the thought of let's get additional certificates that are now chartered accountant, PhD holders , medical doctors etc dt are jobless... Even those dt managed to secured job and have necessary certificates have been sent packing...A medical doctor of mine is thinking of going to the north cos he heard there are vacancies for doctors...the highest he has ever earned is 70-80k as locum...

Guys are really trying,some even got married with the hope maybe d children will give them luck...when it comes to degrees and certificates , Nigerians have them in abundance.The government dt supposed to provide succour is saying we should look elsewhere......where should we look at again.

That you did not return my insult, I respect you sir.

Interesting,

Firstorderwizard:
I started fearing naija mama's when one visited me that year with her 18 yrs old daughter only for her to exit leaving the daughter behind to cook for me.

Pictures as evidence pls

mhizdebbygold:
So, I stay in a compound of about 6 occupants including me I have two other roommates we are all students.
My neighbor that his house is closer to mine one (he is miracles replica bbn winner )afternoon ran into my room cos one other guy from the compound was chasing him they were playing, I was in my room lying down wasn't actually sleeping so he came in and locked the door so that the guy chasing him won't come in. He then came to the bed side sat down and he started asking me questions the day before my bestie a guy came over, so my neighbor was like I saw u with a man y.day who is he?
I told him he's my friend he said it's a lie he doesn't biliv me then he was like, have you had boyfriend's? I said yes! He asked again have you had anything with them? I was like something like what ha said sex I said no!
He looked at me and said no I don't biliv you I told him suit urself.
So recently I've been seeing him in school he's a law student actually, we mostly use their theatre for lectures he'll want me to see him like he'll be parading everywhere. Just two days ago I was in their faculty chilling after lectures was cancelled. He carried himself out of where he was with his friends came to place I was with my friends guys mostly, he came to that place just to do nothing stood there in my front talking to another guy that also followed him from that place they were before... I didn't even act as if I saw him he then left and waved at me friends.
Even when my bestie came to school that same evening to see me he was just walking up and down greeting people he had greeted before, I came back from lectures today greeted him he didn't respond and he's been frowning at me.
I am sure I didn't offend him, I really don't care if he answers my greetings. But why is he acting up what's his problem.

The time u spent typing this trash you could have been utilised for more meaningful things....

justman911:
....and whose fault is it that they lack digital and computing skills?
Am I a computer science student that needs to understand several programme languages?
In my university I was taught how to use a computer well enough. Excel PowerPoint and other basic computer software plus several programs necessary for data analysis in my field. The government should restructure their system to include things like these as other countries have done.

You know excel feeling like a champion, chai this country Don suffer with semi illiterates feeling so arroganr.....plz fold your hands in 2019 saying you have learnt enough and should be handed a fat paying salary job....

Go outside and see kids of 14 doing mad programming and yet dem never reach...
this one sef call himself graduate... plz once u graduate from school, go and sit on the iron throne expecting 500k starting salary

baqina:
I understand d statement...If we Nigerians are looking at problems, d president is supposed to look at d solution.
Sir,wch box am I thinking of...I stayed in school to get educated for 5 yrs and some even went as far as getting PhD,yet they have no way to go.. Doctors are becoming jobless..Our graduates that are not making it in Nigeria are traveling to other countries and becoming heroes...so many graduates are thinking outside d box by being okada rider,Keke riders,tailors,make up artists etc yet they are still frustrated..

How do we think outside d box when d enabling environment....is he suggesting Yahoo as other options?

Guy u go school at all,? What's all these epistle about feeling like nairaland activist....ok, he is suggesting yahoo and rituals, so go fvk yourself and die

charliboy654:
It's more like saying education is not important.

You can interpret it any damn way u wish to interpret it, .....must you people fault.?? Even if the man Buhari makes a simple statement as Mothers are beautiful, una go still find epistle of faults in that.... Gerrariah mehn

emmanuelWord:
I sure u don't understand what it's mean to be a graduate!

Oh you are a graduate! I guess the whole town should slaughter a cow and beat drums for you... Mstcheew, it's like you are still living in 1960...this is 2019 man and the word graduate means no shittt no more

baqina:
Their is no pure truth in what he said...his statement.."You are cautioned that university degrees do not usher you into an El Dorado"...this is a bad statement coming from a President. What will happen to fate of millions of students that are studying and seeing this statement from d president.
That students are not getting the right education is another topic entirely.They have subject themselves to the system ,it is now left for d government to ensure quality,student can't provide quality education.

Government led by d president is supposed to provide enable environment for u to succeed after ur studies but inferring that education will not quarantee future is absolutely wrong..Going for further studies supposed to be optional not for me to get my first job on that premise.

OK no vex, University degree will usher you into El-Dorado. So go get one and start living large in millions.

Are u happy now?

This Davido is becoming uglier everyday

sonnie10:
You are talking about phones, there are some places in far north where they haven’t seen clothes before

Mention one that u know, ....LIAR!!!!!

These are the kind of people that make other nations see us a monkeys with this their shameless lies and statistics.... Idiots, infact no Nigerian has seen TV sef

essenceplus:
Slave...

You that are no slave will not find it hard to kiss emefieles shoes for a job

Princeofasia:
to start with, i dont have a nigerian bank account and i dnt ever plan to have one. beggers like you will always scream out loud

you don't have a Nigerian bank account then what's your business with our cashless policy?
And what's the pride in having or not having a Nigerian Bank account . Is that an achievement again..... People that can buy your entire inheritance with a single cheque have Nigeria bank accounts, so what's your noise you lowly empty barrel

harbarzzy:
Are new in this country or probably when was the last time you try to withdraw above 500k cash...That's cashless policy..Take 500 and transfer the proceeds

Will u mind the idiot, coming here to form shitt make we know say he withdraw above 500k, empty barrel, ignorance is a disease...shittty illiterate, low life morafker

Princeofasia:
idiot, but if they choose to carry, no one storts 16k from them like this. stfu and shove yur opinion up your smelling ass

Sorry for your frustrations....big boys who need cash to settle things underground withdraw millions in cash don't give a shittttt about cashless charges.
You broke ass forming big boy over peanuts crying here cuz of 16k, coming here to advertise the first over 500k withdrawal you will make in your life... U not only need to upgrade your exposure and education, you also need to upgrade your pocket... Gerrout mehn

morikee:
So withdrawal of more than 500k is no longer free in Abuja you must pay 16000 na wow for this country

Don't tell me u haven't heard of cashless policy with all your education and supposed exposure... Civilised people don't carry cash about, go back to the village you came from.

Fixedmaches1421:
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Idiot

Sarahaflanta:
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Why are u so useless, why can't u make billions with your useless sure odds

Shibaraba:
Arranged transfer
Guy go return the money next morning collect belenje for beer
Una no fit scam us

Correct guy, u get sense...

ogbonti:
Shorrop there, lie lie, Suarez won this cup already with Neymar at Barca!

I'm not arguing that, he won't touch it with his hands this time I said