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This is so bleeped up... How do we shiiit nko

open your pants
Raise your left leg first and shout bisimilah
Open your Yansh
Push out the shiiit from the left corner of the anus and shout alamdhullahi
Repeat three times.

Glory be to Allah.
You will never have cancer of the anus

Nukilia:
Environmental laws should be put in places of worship. All sound must be within acceptable limits in residential areas.No loud speakers outside and sound decibels be enclosed within the building

Lagos state is trying on this, just report them to lasepa

Hahahah

nonsense churches, hypocrites everywhere, torment someone's peace in name of religion, you people want to use loud speaker to deaf innocent people, well you have been given a deafening slap and judgment

Religion is a con game, Islam enjoy the conversion from Christianity to Islam con, Christians enjoy the fake miracles con.... It's all a game.

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Lagos State Governor, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu, on Wednesday restated his commitment to collaborate with residents and people of the state for successful implementation of his administration’s policies and programmes.

The governor, who said this when he hosted Muslim faithful in Lagos House, Alausa, Ikeja to mark 2019 Eid-el-Fitri informed the gathering that his government will soon release emergency hotlines to the public to call the Lagos State Public Works for immediate fixing of potholes and roads that need urgent repairs.

“Let us have continuous collaborative engagements. We will continue to ask you to work with us. We would be calling on you at different times.”

“Our Public Works Corporation would come out and start fixing all the potholes on our roads. We would soon publish the numbers that people would be calling to notify us of wherever there are potholes in the state”, Governor Sanwo-Olu stated.

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He expressed happiness as he joined Muslim brothers and sisters to celebrate the end of Ramadan after a long period of spiritual cleansing and self discipline, urging them to pray for the success of his administration.

According to him, “I am happy and pleased to join our Muslim brothers and sisters in this glorious celebration of Eid-el-fitri. A long stretch of fasting like this is not the easiest thing. It takes special grace and personal discipline, to go through the religious obligation.

“Continue to pray for the success of our administration and our prayers is that we all witness next year in good health and progress”.

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Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/06/lagos-will-soon-release-hotlines-for.html

Tell this man to go and do agric/isawo road in ikorodu.. That road is the worst road on earth and very busy.... Ambode abandoned that project

OMG. guy no kee person pikin with laugh

stupidity:
This short fine asx babe paid me a visit yesterday, after discussing, she prepared something for us to eat then I went out to the balcony to smoke some wee wee before eating.

I lit my weed and after like 5 drag, when I was already picturing myself in a 3D dimension. Bae walked up to me and started preaching how weed is this and that and against every ethics. I replied her, “see if you take this thing, you’ll be seeing your future right in front of you, you will see where you might go wrong in future and know how to correct it now”

She refuted, “abeg ee, that’s what you’ll say, please stop it and never do it again”


After much argument here and there, I told her babe, you see all this argument, it can only have meaning when you taste this thing. Then I jokingly said, “your brain go knock sef if you drag one”


She got angry and tried telling me how even alcohol don’t get her high after many bottles.

Las las, bae dragged one puff from the weed, then another, another another and another.


That was how we both stood looking at NOTHING but a bright future weed has created in our head. You know that kind feeling na(weed smokers can relate).


It was as if we were both weedmunicating. Like she go look me with corner eye. Me sef go use corner eye catch am. It went on and on. then after some minutes babe started shedding tears. Like tears was just dropping small small. I asked waten happen, she couldn’t say, waten happen Na’ She kept mute. Only God knows what she might have saw. I think she saw the future and some bad doings in it. That was how she kept mute, went inside dished food, eat and still mute, she got up walked to the door opened it and looked at me, without saying a word. My weed sense told me she wants to go home. Na so I take escort her reach junction and she took off without saying a word.


My matter just deh pile up for God hand.

. . God bless u for this comic relief... Naija hard abeg, it's good to laugh

AstroG:
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Deputy Albert Einstein

Hahahha will u mind the guy

TheFacelessMan:


Peace treaties mean nothing. I taught the Gambino Family a lesson they would NEVER forget.

In my days as an enforcer for La Cosa Nostra....

Oya we are waiting....

As they dropped down their arms to embrace peace, you smartly drew out two rounds of pistols from your back pockets and finished off 14 of them, then pulled out a grenade to blow off 30 into pieces... Then drew out your knife to butcher the survivors

kingemzy5:
Nigeria funny cha oooooo..... Imagine cultist in a gathering to discuss peace.... even soldiers attended the so called "peace accord" and couldn't round the blood thirsty demons up ..... they even served them bottle water And Rice......

Chai!

It is finished, chai....what wonders shall one not see

Back of bones...

Thriller dance will fit them

Ielts is a scam... It's a money making venture...

delectablegyal:
share with other novice guys. we know money play a vital role buh nobody should mention money here. what are the things you do? the lies you tell? those are the things we want to know not money.



share your experience.

When u open a thread like this, next time start by sharing 2 or 3 personal experiences and you will see the thread roll with confessions.... A terrible way to start, nobody will answer u here....

Pls tell her to share her experiences first and we will relate... Deal?

The things I do for love


The lies I tell for p... Sy

Blend ginger with kolanut... Drink early in the morning...

It works like magic... Don't ask me how, just do it

These broke boys never get job yet

Africa!!!!! Tufiaka

dwas:
May that dream of Ambode being appointed never come true. He's not a team player. He's self seeking and does not believe in continuation.

Well said, ambode is self ambitious and in search for projects that will earn him self praises....he is not a leader

Nothing good about a slow decision maker....it shows lack of creativity, confidence and sensitivity of the seriousness of situations..... I pray for better leaders with the energy and mental ability to lead this country forward. Buhari is slow, call a spade a spade

Ijawdefender:
I won't say anwthing until after 100 days.

Me too, good start by the way.... Hoping to see its not initial gra gra

Caption: I've done the job sir, I'll be expecting my balance sir

shegzydave:
The nigga is a slow poke.....hmmmmm definition of the saying that the rich also cry, imagine the only son and a slow poke......God I thank you oooo, I use to murmur to God that am not handsome but when I see this in a rich man house then I say thank you to God for creating me like this, I am fearfully and wonderfully made

you are a nonentity, so what should the innocent boy do, curse God for making him disabled... you ugly thing

Pegi23:
I'm not shock I heard his son is not alright

Lol, which kind life...

SmartMen:
Clap for your self. You have made it in life finally. After that, go to a corner and read this link


https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/101415/worlds-top-10-youngest-billionaires.asp

No kill person pikin with depression.

Lmao

numen:
Don't even bother them with a reply. Just click report type "4" and submit.

Chikena!

The post go just vanish like rapture

Dont get it wrong, it's a trick... Reporting a post only vanishes for you the reporter... The post is still very much alive for other users to see

Congrats Lalasticlala, double anointing....today is indeed your lucky day

She looks very dumb no wonder she pays for prayers

Arabs one stubborn hell of people..hope they are ready to face the ban

Blisblink:
the public holiday is too much na

I don't get u people, is it a new thing....

Beface:
I never see regime way like public holiday like this Buhari's regime! Dear Buhari, in as much as say we like this public holiday! It is do o... abegi it is do.

How are the public holidays new to this regime.... Were u born yesterday