₦airaland Forum

Tayorshd2:
Make this one even happen for aso rock when buhari and his cabinet they inside for make sense well well...


Then JAGANAN van take over as new fresh APC market

About 16k people are dead and many still trapped is not a thread to bring your stupid jokes.

Dont throw stones into the market place. If karma want to make the joke on you, your loved ones or you may be part of the disaster when it happens in Aso rock

ICPC is one organisation filled with incompetent unprofessional people.
Na people whey no sabi go fall for their scam. Very useless set of people

e no go better for China and all supporters of China

Atiku really pulling his weight as the election gets closer

The north is between Tinubu and Atiku

your mum doesn't want you to enjoy those sweet water melons

alpharoyalty:
Wow. I envy every one of those men out there.
See the gleefulness on their faces.
It's great being a man. 🙂

Being a man is sweet, enjoy such beautiful sights

the earthquake in Turkey was caused by Tinubu

Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..

I enjoyed the reading, lol... please continue

I always suspect this FFK is on nairaland. This guy can curse like curse itself

tradepunter:
Mumu man you are never home and you angry your wife is close to your mom..... If like continue your stupidity nah another man go dy shine her congo.... Rubbish

Them never teach the guy lesson

destiny4luv:
U are mad, is ur mother that is useless. What is wrong with u children of nowadays. Jesus.....

You never see anything, you just go insult from a stranger because of the way you addressed your mum. When your wife starts her own, you will wish you could turn back the hands of time and relive the moments she was calling your mum

destiny4luv:
Good day Nairalanders.l; let me go straight to the point. I work off-shore so most of the times I am not always around, some times I can be at work for three months and be given one or two weeks time- off that's just the nature of my job.

But they is something troubling me seriously, when I give my wife instructions regarding anything at all she will first of all ask my Mom before she carries out the instruction I give her, that's if my Mom is in support of the instruction. Recently I gave her an instruction regarding a particular matter while I was on time-off, only for my wife to call me fee weeks later that she has carried out the instruction when the time I told her to carry out that instruction is not yet. I was so mad at her I asked her why can't she wait till the time I told her to do it; she said my Mom came over to the house and told her to do it so she did it. At that point I cut the call.

Later that day my Mom called me and was asking why I cut the call on my wife and refused to pick her call even why she was calling back, I told her she was the course, and she said how, and I told her why will I give my wife instruction and u will come to counter that instruction without the both of u letting me know not after the did has been done. My Mom was angry that can't she have say in my home, I told her to an extent not to the point of countering my instructions. She was very angry we both had some argument on the phone before I told her am late for work I want to cut and she hang up, she knows I was seriously angry with her. Since that day she hasn't called me and I haven't called her too.

My wife called me and apologized that it won't happen again. I forgive her and we both made amend. Now my Mom is not talking to me and my wife at the moment. Please what I did was it wrong or did I over reacted?

I love and respect my Mom likewise my wife, but I won't want her to control my home for me. Should I call her and apologize to her or just let her be till her mind comes down?

Bros dey calm down! Seems you have anger problem. Learn to control your temper and act wisely otherwise this thing will backfire on you. I suspect your wife respects your mum so much, and you are displaying so much respect for your mum right in front of her eyes, when it backfires on you, don’t come back here crying

rabzy:
Ode, your generation has mental problem...person give you rice make you share for people wey dey die of hunger...your foolish sef is keeping it back...So if they give you relief supplies for refugees that cant even go round even one-time, you would wont share it..you would go and keep because you are rationing. You ration when you have a minimum amount to sustain things..not when you are in a severe crisis idiot. People are using the stands in your banking halls to fight each other and break each other's head and you fools are hoarding cash, maybe when they start planking you guys, you would start thinking straight.

Foolish bastard tell me the time when Nigerians were going naked in banks, burning tyres on the streets, and fighting in banking halls because they cant withdraw money, abi which kain delusional case am i talking to. Mr World Bank..you have your head in your ass and know nothing jon snow.

When you have worked in a bank or work in one and handle cash, your perspective will change.
You say I know nothing, you no get sense walahi, na empty barrel dey make mouth pass.
If we meet offline and stand side by side, I swear you will be saying yes sir!, my oga! boss sir! Na nairaland turn everybody to mate

mbahdi:
Leprosy to every hand dat WI want to vote apc again
Just imagine how Nigeria WI be under tinubu a drug an corrupt man.a man without integrity.
Nigerians aint u tired being killed while trying to express ur feelings.
Nigerians wunt u be api having a listening president a president near to d people

What exactly is your problem, why are u people behaving like this?
This is a thread of someone under rocks and battling for life and na Tinubu matter you bring come here

Asquare84:
thank God is listening to prayers of Africans. the white man deviated from God and here is the consequencies

Those two countries are one of the most religious countries on earth

rabzy:
And you are a complete idiot for not knowing that changing circumstances requires a change in tactic and SOP. In all your years of banking experience have you experienced a situation like this? ode...trying to sound like he invented the banking system.
For your information i never said the bank is the problem..am not doing an RCA, i am referring to the specific activity of holding on the cash during an unprecedented severe scarcity.

you have comprehension problem . are u sure you don't have any mental problem? do you have any history of madness??

This is not the first time there will be cash scarcity in Nigeria.

Lemme break it down for you.... if you need 50 bags of rice to share for people and they give you half bag of rice to share for them. How will you ration it?

sharpden:
Console him by day and flog him by night, that's the new measure.

as in ehn, that burahi is mad

rabzy:
Not in times of national crises, when they say there is an armed gangs are about, that is not the time to brandish your licensed gun in front of the police, you would be shot. There is a scarcity and a bank refuse to release the notes it has, are they helping or making the matter worse, in what way does holding on to the cash ease the scarcity.

You no too get sense. If you have an atom of sense, you won't argue with people who have had experience in banking operations. What the ATM person did has been the practice since inception of ATM machines in Nigeria. I won't argue with you, but I want you to know that the bank is not the problem.
You have a government that is incompetent with his CBN governor, a government that can lie to people. You give new notes of 5 million to a branch when a branch use up to an average of 50 to 100 million cash during the week or more. Some branches use up to 200 million cash during the week. You now share like 5million to them and say they should not ration it. Are you mad or just stupid?

Buhari sabi wipe person cane, come use mouth blow breeze on top am

KingOfAmebo:
When you visit that bank branch and cannot withdraw because the ATM custodian deliberately loaded the atm without removing wrapper, dp you blame Buhari or the ATM custodian? that's how senseless you sound...

I can bet you live on less than 50k per month. Go and find your mates on the streets

It takes a dull mind to believe any politician irrespective of who they are.

I like detectives the way they work because they identify motive and gain.

Same way with the current situation in Nigeria.

Cash scarcity and fuel scarcity causing serious pain to Nigerians.

Now my question, who has something to lose or gain?

Obviously, Tinubu and Apc candidates are going to be the loser while it is an opportunity for opposition to hit harder on the campaign. So why is all these happening just during the month of election?

If you think opposition and northern agenda does not have a hand in this current predicament, then you haven’t been paying attention

jrobbins:
Most people won't understand your comment Because they don't have ATM experience. It was probably warehoused to be loaded later because CBN isn't issuing much to banks, hence they'd load few intermittently to reduce total ATM downtime. They would still release the person.

You can see the ignorance on the thread and how some even wished him dead. That’s the way the world is, find someone to crucify to take the blame

Penguin2:
Are you okay?

Have you asked yourself how many bank branches that could be doing this and thereby creating artificial scarcity of the new Naira notes which is causing all these unnecessary chaos in the society?

Why do you guys always fail to think?🤦

I won’t argue with you, but this type of news only work on people who have no understanding of banking operations

silibaba:
In a sane country, the manager will not even hesitate to commit suicide or resign.

You must be the dumbest person alive.
Oponu

Trust me guys, this news is as dumb as hell. Using bullet on a fly just to display that they are working and looking for who to blame. So an ATM custodian loading cash without tearing the wrapper is the cause of Nigeria’s problem?
They should release the innocent person asap. Very wicked and senseless arrest

Modified: a lot of senseless people have been quoting me, it is one thing to not know something, it is another thing to argue blindly which is stupidity. Normally I don’t care what u do with my comment, but for the purpose of educating you and telling you that the supposed person they arrested is innocent.

Only a few will understand what happened here, here are some few reasonable ones

jrobbins:
Most people won't understand your comment Because they don't have ATM experience. It was probably warehoused to be loaded later because CBN isn't issuing much to banks, hence they'd load few intermittently to reduce total ATM downtime. They would still release the person.

globalview:
I worked in bank for years and I operated Atm machines, what happened here is ‘ managing of cash so as to last long for specific period of time, those cash on strap are intentionally left that way so as to reserve for other days, these is practice whenever there is no sufficient atm loadable cash in the branch. Let CBN release more cash to branches

Unifier that will rather destabilize power rotation just to fulfill his selfish interest of ruling

Angelfrost:
Fashola, I respect you so I will choose my words carefully!

Tinubu isn't fighting for me or any Nigerian! He has never fought for me or any Nigerian! Facts!


There have been many instances since 2015 where his voice should have been loud regarding atrocious policies from this same government he helped enthrone but he never said a word! All of a sudden, he is fighting for Nigerians just few weeks to an election he has staked everything he has on!

Oga Fash, talk another thing abeg!!!

Tinubu that was on a long queue in access bank yesterday

Gangster1ms:
Hold your commercial banks responsible even if it means setting them on fire. Don't be gentle!
CBN and emefiele are not the real problem of the scarcity. The policy is being sabotaged by politicians in collaboration with unpatriotic greedy citizens.
Also note that many of these bankers has pos businesses as side hustle.

Can you lead the fight and start torching commercial banks?

People really get empty brain for here oo

FROGMAN101:
I remember watching that Don’t Look Up Movie

If something similar like the movie story of a large comet heading towards earth, greed will make that comet kill all of us.

Lovey movie, not only greed but the world has become stupid.
If the comet is coming towards us, na bbnaija people go dey watch