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Moral of the story, never leave your weed behind. Even with the beating, he still got his weed with that hand

Flappy222:
You should start doing comedy skit

Lol, if you see the way baba dey blink after the slap. That was the funniest part, but of course that was no moment to laugh

00FFT00:
Getting Seun to give up your IP addresses is actually a very easy process. Examples need to be made of you miscreants.

Because? What exactly is his crime?

Brownshoe:
A good skit by a good content writer

This doesn’t look like a skit, I may be wrong. The lady used her elbow to smash down car’s windshield and was bleeding

Expensive joke, that’s true.
But the expensive joke has exposed the kind of bomb he would have married.
Mehn the lady has serious anger problems. She went wild

Later they will say they don’t need men, be forming feminism, see as this one wan die on top prick. If you are a lady out there, better hold your man responsibly. Street is tough, men are scarce. We are endangered species and we are not sufficient to go round.

Bald headed shameless scammer.
Trying to hide behind figurative speech.
Trying so hard to hide behind the truth and claiming he did not lie but avoiding the truth.

NwaNimo1:
Mediocracy everywhere.....

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fml.gif

did the guy just punch himself

lmao, we know this guy na mad man

Reinaldo:
Yes. APC the party of criminals generating fake audio because they know Peter Obi and Baba Ahmed Datti have grabbed them by the balls and there is not way out. APC's childish propaganda can never save them. Nigeria will celebrate APC's defeat and even APC knows this

Tbe audio is not fake.
No one is denying it

N3TRAL:
Bishop David Oyedepo is a role model for christians.

Despite pressure, he obeyed one of the 10 commandments given to the Israelites through Moses- Thou shall not lie. It is a very difficult commandment to keep, especially when there's a mob that will bully you if you don't lie.

Even Peter lied three times before cock crow.

I like the fact that Bishop Oyedepo did not lie and his followers should be very proud that they have a leader with dignity and integrity.

He didn't deny the conversation in which Peter Obi declared a religious war.

He is also truthful about the fact that he didn't campaign for any candidate.

He is patriotic and a strong voice who calls out the government to make them better. If opposing voices like that of the honourable Bishop Oyedepo are silenced then it is no longer a democracy but an autocracy.

As a serial winner, I'm inspired by Oyedepo's prosperity gospel.

Happy Sunday to my christian brothers.

Keep quiet!!!
Oledepo will forever be a scammer. Na only your type he can deceive..
He is a thief, liar and con artist

Bald headed old fool

There’s only one version, pastors are con artists.
All pastors are scammers

SweetDipBenny:
I fit no use phone again

That’s it bro, people will say emergency, how many emergencies do they have in a year?

LordBillionz:
Hey man, money ain't everything, I can't trade my freedom for money...

They are paying you like 20k dollars monthly.
Money buys freedom

Depends on the pay
I’m earning 1k dollars per day

Too much ado on this man’s topic. I believe this narration he is mentally challenged.
The length some people went to justify or create conspiracy around this man wasn’t necessary

Oyerinde16:
The first time I for enter cell, I actually went to see a friend that was locked up, as them come de question me up n down, I come introduce myself as lieutenant dotun of 9th brigade, 21 .... Battalion of the Nigerian boys brigade, first them fear, then we continue I told them I will call my commandant to call the DCP for them.. I come de para, the tension don de high, one officer said you may be in the paramilitary, you are not in the arm corp, so I should never use espirit de corp to address them again... Na so one say I am impersonating personnels so I should be locked up... As we de drag, DPO (a lady) sent someone to ask what was happening, na so all of us go DPO office, for there, I introduced myself again, then the DPO asked his officers what was wrong with my intro, asked if that was why they wanted to throw me in cell... They sha brought my guy, then the DPO secured his release after this b*st*rds collected like 10k from us... Na so I miss cell experience...

This reminds me of one of our bros like that.
Baba was fund of driving around with fake papers and drivers license. He even did this fake police badge all to evade paying for papers and drivers license. Na so they arrest am carry am go station. Baba reach station dey tell police Espirit de cops, police say, what did u say? You say wetin, repeat yourself… before bros finish saying Espirit de cops the second time, it was like a bomb. The slap whey that police tear am be like thunder…. I’m sure bros did not see for like 5 seconds before he recovered. We whey follow am reach the station just calm down. No be us dey slap but Mehn, the thing vibrate for our body, we quiet and remained humble

Controlla123:
But then, in case anyone has connect to jobs in Newark New Jersey. Don't hesitate to reach out!!

Abeg oo🤲🏿

Always try to calm down sha.
Although she didn’t do well, but you are just settling down, try to always calm down

Federal government liability

OneBulletOnly:
Is APC propaganda, the guy was in Southeast to act ESN propaganda 🤣😄😅😃

Same guy used by APC for ESN propaganda 🤣🤣🤣😀🤣😄😅😄🤣

#Busted APC told us they are coming with propaganda but we stood till they finished cooking it and we busted it immediately, they used the same guy twice. Watch the clips is together.@fkeyamo we caught you red-handed #APCaTorriristOrganization pic.twitter.com/MEa1hY3D8s

— Zileth Media (@ZilethMedia_) April 1, 2023

#Busted APC told us they are coming with propaganda but we stood till they finished cooking it and we busted it immediately, they used the same guy twice. Watch the clips is together.
@fkeyamo we caught you red-handed
#APCaTorriristOrganization

Those are two different people and there’s no conspiracy anywhere.

This does not require too much debate or worry. Anybody can act the way they want doesn’t make them a spokesperson or representative.

FreeStuffsNG:
You are in unfamiliar territory. Go and ask what happened to terrorists hiding in Ikorodu just few yeas ago. They used airforce to rain bombs on them even before bomb raid was approved for SE and North.

Lagos is not your place so it will just put Igbo in serious pole disadvantage the Yoruba hawks want. This one in Finland will be brought back home easily once he meddles into Lagos where Yoruba, national and international stakes are very high. Crossing the line into Lagos put his oga in trouble till today.

Lagos and Yoruba will be fine, worry more about Igbo, especially those Igbo hate Yoruba yet live in Yorubaland.

I remember that ikorodu stuff
Ijaw militants took over ikorodu, it was one day they used jets to wipe them out

MasterTeeUSA:
Maybe because I have studied leadership over the years...a dictatorial govt is the fastest way to transform any society but you have to trade in your fundamental human rights and allow for abuse...China tried it, Rwanda did and so on...do we want brute force? People think governance is easy ...there are so many stakeholders and the agberos are the pawns on the Chessboard

I was discussing this with a friend recently.
People don’t understand governance.
The biggest mistake US made was to kill saddam Hussein and Gadaffi. There is what they call necessary evil, the moment they eliminated those guys, Iraq and Libya have never recovered and that’s what led to terrorism everywhere.
When people are looking for the downfall for mc oluomo, they don’t know he is a necessary evil. Do they think the government has the resources to contain the rampage of thugs in Lagos?
What they need is one monster to manage which is MC Oluomo rather than battling to manage thousands of monsters without control

Even in the Us, the government deliberately left some people within control and watch them closely. They allow them some freedom to do their gangs and drugs as long as they are within a boundary

Nairaland addiction lol, some people had panic attack

Stupid prophecy

Nsogbu001:
I'm from Ebonyi state and it has been from hand to mouth. No long stories. This picture shows how God transformed my life

I celebrate your progress, continue to excel

SisterAnn:
Tinubu dey one Indian temple dey cook himself now.

Those people don't die like that. Instead, them go use one family member head exchange for longer life

Yorubas dey call am "paro" meaning exchange

lmao.

Dtruthspeaker:
No eye hath seen the kind of horrible death you shall die and the eternal punishment you shall get because of your blasphemies no mind can imagine it.

And who are you?

What authority do you have?

( I guess this is the moment you speak in tongues and say you come in the name of jesus christ, the one who gave you authority, then you command fire and I begin to scream and vanish into thin air, then the holy spirit ministers to you as you won a battle against darkness) nollywood is sweet

Tboy222:
May God grant you his divine mercy

Okay but that doesnt change the fact that jesus was ugly. No woman could have been attracted to him, so he resorted to homosexuality

Obinoscopy:
Recall I had perform an analysis of the presidential results on the IREV portal and came to the conclusion that APC won based on the results on IREV. See link to the thread here: https://www.nairaland.com/7626424/inec-result-analysis-based-samples

However I noticed some discrepancies in the result for Rivers State and decided to probe further. Again I used simple random sampling and multistage sampling to ensure that every polling unit had equal chance of being selected. I used a sample size of 198. I got the sample size using the formula:

Sample Size = S/(1+S/N)
Where S = z²*p*(1-p)/e²

And where z is the z-score which is 1.96 for a 95% confidence level
p is the population proportion of those who voted in Rivers State which is 15.6%
e is the margin of error which we take as 5%
N is the population size (total number of polling units in Rivers State) which is 6866.

The result is mind boggling.

RESULT
So after collating the results sheets from randomly selected 198 polling units, APC got a total of 4637 votes, LP got 8129 votes, NNPP got 47 votes and PDP got 3578 votes. So LP (and not APC as we were meant to believe) got the majority of votes followed by APC, then PDP and finally NNPP. Infact LP got more than 50% of the vote such that if you combine APC and PDP votes its still less than LP’s votes. This corroborates Peter Obi claim that he got 50% of the votes in Rivers State.

This means LP won more than 12 States (13 States or perhaps more) and APC won less than 12 States (11 States or perhaps less). With this result, I begin to wonder if there are other States with this kind of glaring discrepancies.

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Caveat:
Whether the results from IREV is authentic or not is a matter for another discuss. My focus was just to use the results I saw on the IREV Portal.

Using a sampling when you have the whole population will give you a biased results.
Those are some of the limitations of using sampling data.
I can bet if you are to get the Rsquare of this result, it should be less than 0.4