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Na them send you to school?

Seun:
If you can bring your candidate to Nairaland, we will provide him with the same visibility.

Na only upcoming artist like rohdes vavour fit answer this kind call

Osidazz19:
Very funny
The first time I got on the plane and flew from Lagos to NY - Nigeria Airway was till in business, the ticket for one way was only 300 Naira.
When I became I citizen of the US, most Nigerians didn't even know what a blue passport was.


Sit down and try to figure out what year we are talking about. But I can bet that you were not even born yet.

Seun, you suppose get verification button for seniors on nairaland. As you have m for Male, f for female... u need to have S for senior make we dey know our daddy's age mate here before we comment

Luckysbab:
Na una always dey find trouble, but somehow na Muslims dey intolerant.

All terrorists are muslims. All terrorist organisations are Islamic. So much of your tolerance

So you burn someone with fire because she did not care for her cat.
Omoh our religion is brutal

Toktee:
Born and raised by parents that sees education as total waste of time.
From primary to secondary school no one was there for me but God.
I dropped out of secondary school six times because of money.
I also dropped out of college of education once, but later graduate.

If an orphan like me can do it, you can do it.
Never give up on your dreams.

Congratulations
I remember a quote from the movie the curious case of Benjamin button

.:
For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

Tumbuleke:
This man has lived over 20yrs in US, although he comes to Nigeria Occasionally but never built even a room for himself. According to him whenever he send money for a project, the relative squander and steal it, thinking he has lots of money in the US. That’s the reason he had disagreements with most of his relatives, they are not even in talking terms with some. That’s what he told my friend, his wife.

He only managed to buy a bungalow when she came into his life, and that was partly her contribution as well, though majority of the fund came from him. What makes you think a man will write his name and wife’s name on the property if she has no input?.

Of course she has input, probably bought the hammer they used in hitting the last nail on the roof

Tell your friend to leave another man’s property alone and go and work for her own money.
From the story, no be the man’s death dey pain am, na the green card and property she dey mourn.
May we not enter into the hands of a selfish spouse

AbdulMagaji:
In the past we were guided and nurtured by religious principles while growing up, religion is an African thing and was not imported, rather the white man added his knowledge to it.


The mobile phone came up as a result of wars between the people living in the northern hemisphere, though very good but has partially moved humans to a more virtual way of life.

There must be an excuse, I guess your Arabic/Islamic name is African origin too. Bros go and sit down, u not only stink of hypocrisy but also lack the logical capacity or moral standard to make this silly argument

Truth be told, the statement was hijacked and it was an attempt to cause confusion in the enemy's camp. In war all is fair

SmartyPants:
How will you slap your superior officer?

Corporal punishment is allowed in our military and as far as I'm concerned they did not go overboard.

You want to be a solder yet still behaving like a civilian.

Did u read at all

infogenius:
na odeshi she put for waist?

Human brutality must be stopped. This kind of sh**t happens more in the barracks.
I saw a lot when i was serving in a barracks.

You go like kanck am ba

AbdulMagaji:
Whatever that is not of African is deadly to our existence as black human.

You see this thing called the military and Police is not a thing for Africans/black human but of the underworld, Now Africans refers to this alien ideas as civilization and I laugh.

We need to go back to our old way of life before the white man came to our land because in those days, we were better organized, morally upright and better thinkers than today.

Any idea that is alien to Africa can never serve us the purpose it was created rather it will destroy us/ divide us.

You see this thing they call long/short service
that this men participate in is actually an activity that converts them into a beast and after which they are thrown out into the society to devour the humans there.

The phone u are using is alien and I believe your religion is imported too

See English sef. See wallpaper. Lol they all deserve themselves

They will still insult ou that you are betrayers...they will still insult you that you were the ones that voted Buhari.
Even when the votes in southwest was shared in the last election. Even when many yorubas are still voting an igbo man despite having a yoruba man contesting. Some people are never satisfied, they will continue to divide the south with their stupidity instead of south to join forces and speak in one voice against northern agenda

Strangle:
At least they should have dropped the picture of the unclothed lady.

Men wan see bwess

you were disappointed

HROfficial:
If you strip away all the mutual verbal abuse, what he is trying to communicate to you is that a subway system does not always make sense. Not all cities have them in what you term the "advanced world". Lagos is a low-lying coastal city with most of its coastline being at or below sea level. Digging underground tunnels that wouldn't flood and kill everyone in them would not be impossible, but would be incredibly complex and prohibitively expensive. Most other cities with such topography opt for an above ground metro system. It is simply more sensible.

Secondly, we are all well aware that we are not an "advanced world" country. We cannot afford to build "advanced world" systems for the most part. According to travelstatsman.com, it would cost around $325 billion to build the equivalent of the London Underground today. If it were to be built in Lagos, it would cost at least twice that because we would have to import virtually all the materials and much of the expertise. Please, where would the whole of Nigeria, much less Lagos, find that kind of money? The Lagos metro is fit for purpose, and built within the limitations of topography and budget. Let us celebrate it and pray for more.

Seems smart people are beginning to use nairaland.
Many low IQ people have invaded this forum, pls call your fellow smart friends to register here and talk intelligently

todugo:
You shutup too. Have you not seen or read about cable transport. That's what his talking about. Our government are busy borrowing to build infrastructures that they can not maintain
I give them 3 years and you will see the degrading state of that infrastructure. A government that workers payment is always an issue.
This country needs diverse industrialization to pull people out of poverty and unemployment and not this mediocre we are celebrating that is not sustainable.

BRT should be over 10 years now and it is still functioning. I think lagos government is doing well

OriOko88:
U re daft. Im lecturing you on Wat's obtainable in d advanced world, u are here capping nonsense. Tell me one advanced world that doesn't HV metro or subway. Do they all have same topography as u ignorantly excused.
Subway and metro are d new world order if u want ur city to be categorized as megacity,youve got to provide such sophisticated infrastructures

. So be humble and be attentive u dingbat.

After the guy finished schooling you, the least you could have done is apologize for arguing ignorantly, but your ego wont let you. Next time dont say what you don't know especially in public

Afamed:
Dear Fellow Nigerians, especially those who have not decided who to vote for in the Presidential election

This is not about ethnicity or religion, it is about putting the right peg in the right holes
Do not allow them to use religion sentiment or your ethnic background to woo you.

Anambra, its a state I have been visiting since the days of Mbadinuju down to the days of Ngige to Peter Obi, to the days of Obiano till the present days of Prof Soludo.

There is no community or village in Anambra, that you will describe to me as a regular visitors. Not only do I visit, Awka, Nnobi,Nnewi, Ichi, Agulu, Eugu Ukwu, ObI, Adazi Ani , Onitsha, downfly over, Ihiala, Oba, Ichida, Oko and the rest communities / villages, No community, that i do not know,

Likewise, Lagos, no communities is align to me.
Adamawa. Hong, Song, Mubi, Yola, Jimeta all, are not new to me

Now, the decision is about, what and what did these men/ candidates put in their respective states when they had the opportunity as a Gov
What were their records and antecedents, what can you say are their signatures that you can still see?
Are there continuity in the projects they executed when they were in office?
Do not allow anyone to fool you with one Obidents nonsense,
When Obi was Gov, check the thread his kinsmen created describing his performance
Who failed as a Gov, definitely he is not qualified as a President.
Read the thread from Nairaland, what his people/ kinsmen said when he was a Gov below.

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing#10195342

Lol, vawluence can come from different angles.

Napata77:
Exactly. There is no uniform standard in the west. Some places have advanced systems, others have systems in serious need of modernisation.

There are train stations in England you'll enter and it's like something out of a Shakespeare novel.

I was about to say same thing. I've used train even in US and It was like a horror movie. Old infrastructure that needed modernisation. Even England, some trains remind you of coal era.
The only thing is that overall, they are still much more advanced but that doesnt mean the whole street glitters with gold.

Napata77:
Listen, you dunce. Subways exist in Africa, and not every nation in the ''advanced world'' has subways, as they are not always necessary or cost-effective.

It has nothing to do with being ''advanced'' or not ''advanced''. It is a matter of engineering convenience, topography, climate, cost, and other issues, so get rid of your inferiority complex, you dolt.

You are absolutely correct, not all advanced countries use subways.. this train beats some trains in some states in America

OriOko88:
Impressive. But d advanced world have moved past this. What we have now is metro line,and sub ways. We still hv a long way to go in Africa.

Not bad at all, I've used trains outside the country and this is comparable.
True some are much more better but not all.

I've seen train stations in US, Canada, and some parts of Europe. I can say they tried on this one

WriterNig:
🇷🇺 Russia is the all consuming 🔥 fire and the U.S knows it. Only 1 Satan-II Nuke 💣 can turn the whole of Texas to radioactive dust and ash. They have dozens of them.

The only country in the world that can fire missiles near U.S & NATO war planes. They did it last year while ✈ flying near Alaska.

They fear no one.

continue making mouth on behalf of Russia. Putin no do reach Hitler.
If Putin dare fire one shot, US will surely suffer damages but that will mark the end of Russia from the surface of the earth

Zobah:
I recently hung out with a group of girlfriends I hadn’t seen in a very long time. I’d like to say that it’s because we’re all busy,so I was grateful to get the opportunity to catch up with my girls.

As usual, those ladies that were single lamented about their nonexistent relationship status. “Where were all the good guys?” “Why do they all live with their mama or have multiple baby mamas?” “How come they don’t have great jobs or make a lot of money?” I quietly sat there listening, not missing any of my single days. However, the more I listened, the more questions formulated in my head. “What constitutes as a great job?” “What is ‘a lot’ of money?” After all, those things are pretty relative, so I was curious to learn what types of guys they were attracting and why they felt these men weren’t good enough.

One friend said, “The doorman in my building asked me out on a date. Can you believe it? Like I’d date ‘the help’.” Suddenly, I began to understand why some of these women were still single.

“What’s wrong with the doorman?” I asked.

“Uh, he’s a doorman,” she responded, as if the answer was obvious.

I followed up by asking if it was just doormen she was against, or any man who was in a service/customer service type of job. After all, “the help” is not limited to doormen, maids, butlers, janitors or any other job that reminds her of “slavery” (her words, not mine). Service industries also include positions within sectors such as hospitality, sales, public health and any other position where your responsibility is to service or be of service to other people. But because those were still considered service industry jobs in a sense, were they too deemed not respectable? “Would she not date a man in any of those fields?” I thought to myself.

What Occupation would stop you from dating or marrying Someone?

This looks like a foreign article

Do you know intellectual theft is a serious crime?

terrezo2002:
That means you are a fly

No, you are the fly and he is your lord

does this make sense

infofta:
After listening to Tinubu saying "Town hall different from balablu Blu bulaba I wonder why he's not disqualified for health ground by infection or the court.
In a sane society his party members will force him to resign.

Something is obviously wrong, he lost control that moment and his brain was malfunctioning. Say no to drugs, all the drugs he took when he was young has caught up with him.
But with that said, the guy will win the election from the way things are

This FFK dey always give me joy. The guy na ambassador when it comes to insult.
I know say this guy na the founder of primary school yabbing.
Those days of yabbing

Satan = Jehovah

Reinaldo:
Everything is just upside down under this APC government. They seem confused, and they are preparing another confused person that you can't even call a presidential candidate. Let's help them by voting them out. At least that will help them see the roads leading back to their villages. That's if their people don't flog them.

Oga try dey read.
This is a global thing and Central banks all over the world are increasing interest rates to battle inflation and threats of global recession.
The inflation is because of china Covid restriction which has been affecting production and at the same time Russia Ukraine war affecting the prices of energy