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otemanuduno:
NIMSHI
CHAPTER ONE
21. Then did Nymphidis say, let us hypnotise them and give them amnesia. Then shall we speak different languages into the ears of each of them. And when they had woken up, they shall speak different languages, each of them, and they shall not be able to continue the building.
22. Now were gathered eighteen thousand souls in the land of Abel, waiting to see the completion of the building whose top would get to the cloud.
23. And Nymphidis came into their midst with Largas, hiding inside the rays which the eyes of the homos could not see. And they blew into their noses a substance which causes sleep.
24. And they all slept off. Then did they whisper into their ears in groups of twenty. And they whispered up to nine hundred languages into their ears.
25. And Nimshi himself was away with Ephradite in the bush nearby. And he was amazed when he found them all asleep. And he wore them up and asked them why they slept.

26. And they answered him in different languages. For one spoke through his nose with his tongue in his cheek and another spoke with the vocal cord vibrating like the sound of a bell.
27. Then Nimshi could not understand what they spoke. Then he was left alone, because he alone spoke a language which none other in the world understood
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Eartum seems to have a sense of humour

talking of walking demons....Some people should never have been born, their parents should never have been born either

otemanuduno pls continue....I jst love this write up I'm re-reading all over from page 0

Oh mamacita!!!!

jubebaister:
I'm in tears .. Pls I need advice


I love this babe so much. I used to give her one or two rounds. Saving her pucci for the future, in case we later get married. I didn't knw she likes sex that much. I didn't know she likese to go like 4 rounds.

I caught her in bed pants down with my paddy, an Ibo guy. Instead of being ashamed, she said I only go two rounds, that I'm not hot. That my friend can go 4 to 5 rounds. And that my friend doesn't pity her pucci. I don't knw what she means by that.

I angrily stormed out.


I'm in tears.

I haven't felt like this before.

Pls advice me.

Should I go and beg her?

Should I dump her or has she dumped Me already?

Should I forgive my betrayer friend?

I'm so confused right now.

I feel humiliated. Why do babes like rough guys? I was trying to play the good guy. It backfired. Lesson learnt.

I knw u are lying....and u know that I know you are lying, but continue...

otemanuduno:
For your stubbornness and selfishness of bringing fear upon the people of our country, I declare that every misfortune that Christianity has brought upon our nation should fall on you. If what you are saying is false, I declare that within this year, you shall not PROGRESS. but if what you are saying is the truth, this week I shall die.

If what you are saying is the truth, you shall live long, but if not, sicknesses and misfortune should locate you soon. Many people in Nigeria are running from pillar to post for deliverance due to this doctrine of FEAR you people are spreading. Only the spiritual people are being attacked, while even the atheists are enjoying the benefit of using their brains. I know of five committed Christians who have been attacked under a year now, because they focused all their attention on this evil doctrine brought upon the world.

I say once more, if this thing you're saying here is the truth, I should die this week. But if it is false, let things go from good to bad and from bad to worse for you throughout this year. AMEN!!! AMIN!!! ASE!!!

I'm sure ur God won't ve happy with this swearing, easy man

Explorers:
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explorer booked space, the hustle is real

Giraffes

Mikylopez:
is it your comment?is it ur mb?is it your fone?.is it ur borry?·is it ur Kitty? nw get a tie n sue urself

too many dumb girls. u fine small sha, at least it compensates

adetounblessing:
if you know the God you serve nothing will shake being a Christian is just having Christ in you which is holy spirit and those theories are just to build your faith.... I have heard a lot of those theories but it doesn't change anything because I make my bible the absolute

The bible is the absolute truth, then u sud never be scared of scrutinising it. Therefore, I urge u to do a thorough research with an open mind about the origin of the bible and religion. Read about ancient gods too, zeus, horus, krishna, enki and the rest... read about some histories and cultures, then read a little about your solar system, galaxy and universe.

This is jst a simple task.
u can choose the red pill by seeking knowledge, daring to know the truths and u can either take the blue pill by never attempting to scrutinise for the truths and remain in delusions, remain happy dat way.
The choice is yours....

Lol, I jst begin to like this guy. live your life jare, the only governor allowed to take weed

The only nigerian governor allowed to take weed. Fayose my role model.

otemanuduno:
I should have stuck to what my brain told me the first time..
all the same, it's a win for Juventus.

oga answer nw, how do u meditate?

johnydon22:
What you see here is Genius, Testimony to what an evily genius mind can create. Here is a beautiful eloquent almost poetic entertaining interesting creative nonsense.

A whole new Myth, belief and Doctrine being hewn directly from a 21st century mind reworking the Judeo/Christian myths and concepts with an original old semetic theme of canaanite origin with a tiny seasoning of science, pseudo science and conspiracy theory.

A whole new myth and belief is born!!!

I've followed d thread and I'll say it takes a super genius to ever come up with this...nevertheless I reason with the op and I acknowledge some truths in this story. I don't know how but a part of me jst see some truths

otemanuduno:
During my meditation, I was feeling a strong urge that the final score would be 2-0

How do u medidate

You guys sud free the op.

I've patiently followed his stories and so far I'm rly impressed at least his story sounds more true than the religious books put together. It even explained in details the parts that were skipped in the bible.

The op's story carried one message that interests me "The creator wants you to use your Brain to think and advance" unlike religion that says some knowledge are forbidden.

even if this story was composed, I tell u it takes a super genius to have achieved this script.

for those of u asking for football predictions, from the beginning, he never said he was perfect and even the gods weren't perfect according to him.

pls continue the doctrine of the ufo, at least I've learnt some new things...

Ashmark:
Nobody. .....Who is this person and 5555k

Nobody means he has deactivated his account

skeendyke:
You have to balance the use of reasoning and intelligence with faith in order to see the Truth. Over dependence on either one is detrimental to the person. Why would God give us reasoning capacity if He did not want us to use it? Again, why would God give every man on earth a measure of faith if He did not want them to exercise their God-given ability of faith?

I'm sorry but I must say ur use of reasoning has been completely flawed if at all u actually applied it.
It was stated clearly in the bible, no bending or twisting...God regretted creating man and decided to destroy man with flood" this has no two explanations, no other meaning other than he never knew man would become dat evil meaning he acknowledged his own error. Sorry bro even the gods are not perfect. that is the absolute truth. 7 + 0 will give u 7, it's a fact and absolute truth without debate. so it is as written in the bible, God repented he created mankind. The omniscience and perfect God principle was flawed. I've asked one thousand and one pastors this verse and none has ever gone straight to the answer all looking for one excuse or the other for God. Let's jst be truthful, that verse contradicts the image of God as being perfect and all knowing. simple!!
Remember I said, u myt either defend ur beliefs with ur religious thinking or ur common sense myt still speak to u. I'm not disappointed as u neglected the common sense option

adetounblessing:
Take it or leave it he's still God love or hate him he created you and let us all be watchful of serpent seed... If there is no God so how do the world came existence when he forbids us from doing some certain things is for our own God.. He knows it all

your creator gave u ur brain to think, seek knowledge, explore the works of His creation and develop. Any god that threatens you from thinking is not God. Once upon a time did the people belive God lives in the sky, the earth was flat, but science have explored both space and land for great discoveries you and I enjoy today. Ask ursef dat the heaven and earth which was created in six days and from den till now biblically sud be about 10,000 years or less when it has been proven that the earth is over billions of years old. Think! Ur brain is to think!, solve problems and impact in human advancements and not sit and say somethings are forbidden.


do u know why it was forbidden in the bible for the people to build a tower that reached the sky, becus they believed God lived in the sky above and forbidden to try to see his ways up there, but today, Man has gone beyond that forbidden knowledge, gone to moon and come back and today u enjoy the works of science, discoveries and innovations

adetounblessing:
Take it or leave it he's still God love or hate him he created you and let us all be watchful of serpent seed... If there is no God so how do the world came existence when he forbids us from doing some certain things is for our own God.. He knows it all

the bible is nothing but the absolute truth. Anything that appears like contradictions should be believed by faith and spiritual eyes, don't ever dare to question anything as it is the devil and his evil angels trying to cause u confusions. Never seek any knowledge outside the bible that contradicts the bible as they are forbidden.


obey these rules and the bible and its fairytales will remain blissful for u till death...but never forget that the truth will stand the test of all scrutiny. The moment u make an attempt to scrutinise some stories in the bible, then u will see it failing the basic tests of truth. Read about human history, from the beginning, ancient artifacts, how the bible was compiled and the sources, read about who that God is and how God was made up and all religious beliefs and I assure u, ur faith shall shake. jst try it. just dare it if you can....

skeendyke:
When the Bible said "God said let there be...." it was talking about the earth and the things in it where He put man to have dominion over the works of His hands, where He loved to fellowship with man.

Yes, God created hell. He created it for the devil and his angels. That's where they are to spend eternity.







God created man in His image, perfect, but He did not deny man the right to choose or He would have been accused of being unfair and unjust. Man would have been a robot without a soul but having life if he did not excercise his freewill to choose the path he wanted. Being given a will God did not take it back from man. He let man excercise it without interference from Him. This is why He not only placed the Tree of Life in the garden of Eden but also the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil alongside it to give man the opportunity to make a choice between two actions - to choose to obey or disobey Him.








However, God sent His Son to pay the price and suffer the consequences of the sin man committed that man may be saved. God stretched His hand of salvation towards man through Jesus Christ and His hand is stretched still even today. Sadly, it will not be stretched forever. However, you have to choose to accepr or reject His outstretched hands of salvation through the power of choice He gave you.








In effect, God did not make the choice for you to be condemned or saved - you made the choice. In other words, you made the choice to go to hell or spend eternity with God. God has given you everything you need to be saved but you choose to be condemned. If you reject help and become a victim, who will you blame for your destruction? The same God who offered help to you times without number?

the moments u begin to realise that the bible stories were jst Jewish view of the creation jst like many other cultures have theirs, then u will see the reasons behind several contradictions in the bible.
If u cud believe in
1. a talking snake
(snakes use to walk in those days until they were cursed to start crawling to this day)
2. a tower to reach heaven explanation for languages
3. The universe created in six days and about 10,000 years old.
4. A ship that carried all the living creatures of the earth including snails, all varieties of ants, butterflies, cockroaches, etc
5. adam and eve populated asians, whites, blacks
sooo many other things.
If u cud believe this Jewish version, y can't u believe the yoruba or ibo version.
seek knowledge, read books, do researches, human history., science, anthropology, archeology. You were indoctrinated from birth and society to believe wat u defend today, and u chose to remain in that constraint and circle of knowledge. Many ve advanced far beyond the bible stories and discovered more truths and facts, many ve seeked knowledge creating the basis of human development, advancements, discoveries, breakthrough in sciences and technology and some still look up to the sky to pray while others are doing space explorations

skeendyke:
When the Bible said "God said let there be...." it was talking about the earth and the things in it where He put man to have dominion over the works of His hands, where He loved to fellowship with man.

Yes, God created hell. He created it for the devil and his angels. That's where they are to spend eternity.







God created man in His image, perfect, but He did not deny man the right to choose or He would have been accused of being unfair and unjust. Man would have been a robot without a soul but having life if he did not excercise his freewill to choose the path he wanted. Being given a will God did not take it back from man. He let man excercise it without interference from Him. This is why He not only placed the Tree of Life in the garden of Eden but also the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil alongside it to give man the opportunity to make a choice between two actions - to choose to obey or disobey Him.








However, God sent His Son to pay the price and suffer the consequences of the sin man committed that man may be saved. God stretched His hand of salvation towards man through Jesus Christ and His hand is stretched still even today. Sadly, it will not be stretched forever. However, you have to choose to accepr or reject His outstretched hands of salvation through the power of choice He gave you.








In effect, God did not make the choice for you to be condemned or saved - you made the choice. In other words, you made the choice to go to hell or spend eternity with God. God has given you everything you need to be saved but you choose to be condemned. If you reject help and become a victim, who will you blame for your destruction? The same God who offered help to you times without number?

1. The all knowing God did not see when the serpent walked to tempt Eve. If he did, why didn't he do somtin abt it? or why was he surprised wen he discovered they had sinned.

2. If the all powerful God could create angels and lucifer that were capable of rebellion, then he can't control wat he created, then y wud he even wait for many years for his creatures to make more billions of humans perish befr interfering?

3. Even the all knowing, perfect and all powerful God accepted he made mistake and regretted that if had known he won't ve created man. so he never knew?

ur religious mind wud find a way to defend all these things above, but ur logic, human reasonings and intelligence will ponder over the truths and facts stated above

jamela:
Idris, The devil deceives you with that thought. God didn't create a devil. God created an Angel of Light, Everything God created he saw they were good. Lucifer chose to take the evil path, that wasn't God's decision. You too have a choice. Think about it.

to say everything God created is good is self contradicting, If all he created was good then why do we have evil things like the devil himself, why do we ve parasites and disease causing organisms since God created everytin.


let me ask you, who created hell? is hell good?

lool, so the Israelites used the tactics of intimidation, fear, coincidence and exaggeration

emanuellah:
I thought I was just playing with him. I thought he was just a nuisance in my life. I was used to the attention the "big boys" gave me and looked down on him as a "small boy". Now I long so dearly for him.

Ayo and I were classmates back in secondary school. Classmates in the sense that not in the exact same class, but we were in the same "level" (he was in SS3 science class, I was in SS3 commercial class). We met again a few years ago when I visited my aunt in Lagos. My aunt was the landlord to those he was staying with. Over a few days I was around we talked alot. i got to know his mum had a stall in my school in Ibadan and i usually frequent the place to buy stuff since it wasn't far from my hostel block. He schooled in ilorin and was in Lagos for holidays. When I finally left, we exchanged numbers and he promised to call me.

Over the next few months, we exchanged a few calls. He really wanted to know me better but the pride in me didn't let me submit to him. Most of the time whenever i went to buy stuff at his mom's shop, the sales girl was always like he asked of me. I had already changed my number by then so i never thought of letting him have my new number.

Eventually we got back in touch and he regularly came over to see me at home. I thought i was using him to while away time and just saw him as one of those boys i could tax once in a while, and tax him i really did. He eventually moved to Abuja for his youth service and every now and then i would call him to send me some money, something he sometimes did.

I remember what finally led us to part. For a while he had been asking me to come over to visit him in Abuja and i kept on telling him i would, but I knew I was just posting him. Finally just to test him, i asked him to send me transport fare and if he did, I would come. He told me I should borrow the money and he'll refund it but I refused. Imagine my surprise when, i think it was two days later, I got an alert for 10k in my account. He immediately called me afterwards and told me he had sent the money and he really wanted me to come. I promised him i would, but deep in my mind, I was like mumu, he wan date woman like me, small boy like him. I didn't go and i spent the money he sent. i later switched my number off for a few days, and afterwards I called him and told him I had come to Abuja but kept trying to call him. I know he knew I was lying but he just said he was a bit busy. He never mentioned the money.

A few weeks later he came to Ibadan and told me he wanted to see me. He came to my house and i saw he had bought a car and that was what he wanted to show me. He took me out for ice cream that day and when he dropped me back home a few hours later, he told me he wanted to ask me something. He asked me why did i lie to him. i asked what he meant and he said why did I lie that i came to abuja when I didn't. He said if i needed the money and if i didn't want to come, i should have just told him so. That statement made me flare up and I yelled at him. I told him some really nasty things that day. I told him that honestly, I had never liked him and was trying hard to like him. i told him I didn't care whatever he thought and he was a small boy to me. That if I was whining for a measly 10k, I wondered how he was going to get a girl. I told him 10k was chicken change to me and it was a sum i spent doing my hair. i raved and ranted for long and he just sat there listening to me quietly.

After I had let out my steam, he quietly apologized and said he was sorry i took it that way. He shouldn't have asked in such a manner. He should have let me explain why i didn't come and that he wouldn't ask again. He also said he didn't realize that was the way i felt about him and that he was only trying to be nice, and he just saw me as someone he really cared about. That brought my mind down a bit and before he left, i told him i really didn't mean any of what I said. He then tried to kiss me, and after doing some initial gragra, i allowed him to give me a small peck on my lips.

That was the last time I saw him . He called me occasionally but he didn't come to Ibadan for a long while. He later called me and told me he had gotten an admission to study for his masters and he was leaving in a few days. I told him once he gets to the US he should remember to send me some dollars and he said he will.

He's been away for a few years now and I realize i miss him. i miss seeing his face, i miss our talks, i miss his "ijogbon". I thought I was just using him for his kindness but i now realize that i had developed a little flame for him in my heart. I sometimes dream about him and i really want to see him again.

emotional fraudster, u are not different from Internet scammers. Anyway enjoy ur life and delusions of u being a big girl...I'm sure so many badt guys ve played their games well on u
when the part 2 is out, kindly quote me

Can UK pls mind their business

Largas:
my mentions don tire gosh

lol, so na u be the lucifer, u must explain whr u got ur name

talk of a country that is strategically corrupt, yet they open their mouth and accuse others of being lalasticlalaly corrupt abi na fantastically corrupt. I no too hear English joor. They sha corrupt too

free ice block, nice

interesting, they said nothing is free, but the heavens jst gave u free ice block..enjoy your cocktail

interesting, blacks/africans are now having some balls to fight back and not jst swallowing everything dished to them by the whites due to inferiority complex

update pls