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Hey pipul am back again after some long holiday from da internet, you need to check out my new website, it's all about on-line real estate marketing, do you have any house you want to put up for sell or you want to buy a property here in nigeria or abroad, then talk to us, visit our ultra new modern website @: www.defamouz.webs.com ,there you will learn more about what we at "DREAMWORKS ONLINE REAL ESTATE" have to offer you, for further informations,plz feel free to contact me on this nos:+234-8067123922,+234-8022034581, ask of John. a trail will convince you.

[center][b]hey my fellow pipul of nairaland happy new year, well i need ur co-assistance n sponsors all over the world, am about to embark on setting up a live on-line streaming relationship club called "Cest Fini", hope we all know what dat phrase means.for those who dont undastand french,it' means, It's finished.all the problems u may be witnessing in ur relationship will be put to an end coz am a date doctor.so all i need from u guyz out there is a volunteer donations, am about to construct a site for this club n it will be running 24/7, so i want you guys to donate for the construction of the website, plz i do really need ur assistance.on the site u can watch movies,listen to music,send e-cards,sign up emails,sign guest book,check world time n many more,so if u really wanna assist,plz send all donations to this account.
account name:john oluseye olowookere
bank name: guaranty trust bank
account no:491-4539821590
UR ASSISTANCE IS REALLY NEDED, thanks urs faithfully john.[/b][/center]

HEY my fellow nigerians home and abroad,just wanna tell you that i am back again to give the best of best of my soap-opera publishing, this time,it's da BOMB!!!, you can now acess n read ur favourite soap-opera online by visiting this website: ( www.freewebs.com/nigezie) ,you will get the full details story plus including their pictures in a form of slide shows, just visit the site n u will be glad you did, in case u have any problem,please call De-famouz Joneh on this no:+234-8067123922,

u can read it on; www.freewebs.com/nigezie

[center][b]Hey my fans and friens, well guess what?, i brought you good news, there is new development from my Company, on behalf of me and my company(GLINKZ ARTICLE PUBLICATION MEDIA-GAPUM-AFRICA),i brought you "Catalina & Sebastian"online, wao, you want to check it out?, well you've watch gardeners daughter,you like it,then this is another bomb from Gapum, tou you all my fans out there, for daily episodes,plz visit (www.freewebs.com/nigezie).

I did it for you all out there,so go there nd enjoy yourself, you will also find my online profile,my nick-name is "De-famouz", for further informations,u can reach me on this numbers +234-806-7123-922, +234-802-2034-581.ASK OF JOHN when u call.have a nice time[/center].[/b]

[center] GOOD NEWS FOR HOMMIES & HORNIES!!!
You can now order for your favourite ladies-tops,t-shirts and sweatshirt online, even bags and other items for your boyfrenz nd gurlfrenz especially this season period, u've gat to check them out, they are so affordable dat u can't afford to miss them,

so for you to get the best buy item directly from our company's on-line store, then you should "SMART-WEARS",

So wat are u still waiting for, quickly visit 'smart-wears' store online to order for your self nd ur loved ones, it is an xmas sales price slash!!!,

so visit the store: www.smartwears.spreadshirt.com , it's so cute nd affordable, it's 100% money back guarantee ,

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON OTHER PRODUCTS, CALL JOHN ON THE FOLLOWING NOS:+234-8022034581,8067123922,8058989525, E-MAIL: icechicz@yahoo.ca,or sam4femo@yahoo.com[color=#006600][/color][/center]

IT'S HOT! IT'S NEW!! IT'S CPTIVATING!!!

Good newz fellaz of "SOAP OPERAS"the new soap opera titled"LA HIJA DEL JADI NERO(THE GARDENERS DAUGHTER)" is now online, you can now rea the past,present and the future episodes to come, and you can still enjoy other freebies by logging onto this website at: www.gardenerdaughter.us.tt ,[for more informations on this soap opera,call "JOHN-ECLAIRS" on the following numbers(0802-2034-581,0806-7123-922 & 0805-8989-525),

This service is brought to you on-line courtesy of "JOHN-ECLAIRS" for G-LINKS ARTICLE PUBLICATION MEDIA(GAPUM), The Gardener's Daughter is a love bounding story that will make tears roll down your cheeks!!!

hey was hup,plz i would like anyone to give me the address or places where i can get imported used books here in lagos,i want to go into a reading&novel cafe business, i will appreciate ur effort, plz kindly call me on this no:08022034581 or send me a mail to:frens4evar@yahoo.ca , my name is :john 4rn festac, tankx

[center][b]hey fans of cuando seas mia, you can now read your favourite when you are mine online now at : www.cuandoseasmia.us.tt , you will read all the available episode and can even browse through their pictures. Guess what?if you are a fanz of sunset beach also,you can now also read all the story from the beginning to the end.All you have to do is just visit : www.sunsetbeach-ng.ca.tt ,i promise you that u will never regret visitng that site cause it's loaded and it is also da "BOMB!!!!" go check it out rite now!it's brought to you courtesy of me Papa-Joneh a.k.a Dbanj201 from festac town,lagos-nigeria. AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INVITE YOU MEMBERS OF 'NAIRALAND' , BOTH BOYS ND GIRLS TO JOIN MY NEW CLUB ON LINE CALLED "DATING ZONE'....AND THE CLUB NAME IS 'DATING TIPS FOUNDATION'.....This site is build and design by me for boys nd girls.The site address is: www.datingzone.friendcircles.com ,what we do there is share our problems about our relationship lives, and a possible solution will be given.it is free to join.rite now,the club is not yet in lagos-nigeria,but it has been establish in the 'UNITED STATES OF AMERICA' through
the help of one of my internet international friend.....[/b] [/center]

May towards the middle of this year,the club will be establish here in lagos-nigeria.so people from all different part of the world can alwayz hook in da club cause we will be operating during the week-ends...(fridayz,saturdayz nd sundayz).....for now u can join online since u can go to the "US"...you will be taught tips how to maintain a good relationship.see you when you get there!!!...i love you all...have a nice nd colourful week from 'Dbanj201'.....one love keep us to 2gether!...bye for now.you guyz can holla me on my no if you feel like talking to me on(+234-8027631608)that is if you outside nigeria. but if you are in nigeria, you know how to do it now, don't you? simply dial (0802-7631-608)..when you call plz mention that you are a member from "NAIRALAND COMMUNITY"...my name is "JONEH".....Once again, thank you all......

hey fans of cuando seas mia, you can now read your favourite when you are mine online now at : www.freewebs.com/lagosians , you will read all the available episode and can even browse through their pictures, it's brought to you courtesy of me Papa-Joneh a.k.a Dbanj201 from festac town,lagos-nigeria.

my phone is not browsing yet, i don't know why?

Please guys, I am using siemens m35i, i connect it thorugh my vmobile line, but unfortunately, when i send the text"wapgprs" to '184' , i recieved the settings on my phone, but the problem now is that i can't save the settings on my phone...i tried more than once, what i only see is" delete message,edit message, send message'...i don't see any thing like save settings or save message'....

so my neighbour set it it for me manually, but when i prompt to browse,if i ckick on home, it will tell me"Network not responding"...i've tried all my best....

plz if there is any one who is using the type of my phone, i don't mean siemens generally, i mean siemens m35i or siemens m35 , any of the two, shoul plz send me the process.or if there is another way i can do it, plz guyz send the settings as an sms to my no+234)8027631608 if u are outside of nigeria. if u are inside nigeria, plz send it to:08027631608....

i need it urgently cause i can't afford to be left out of the show.so guyz help me out!

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“Here’s How To Meet And Date
The Kind Of Women
You’ve Always Wanted”
I’ll show you the exact steps and specific directions to help you be more successful with women and dating—and you don't have to be rich or handsome to do it...


Dear Friend,



Recently I was out with some friends at a local club. I looked over and saw a very attractive woman. I decided that I'd like to meet her and get her number so I could get a date with her later.

I walked over and said a few words to her. Within about 3 minutes she was writing her name and phone number down for me. Keep in mind, this was at a popular club where she was being hit on all night. And I was the one who got her number.

Other guys buy drinks, dance, and try for hours— and usually wind up with nothing in these types of situations. But I was able to talk to her and get her number almost instantly.

The question is: What did I say to her? How did I do it?

If you would have asked me if this was even possible a few years ago, I would have said "No way." But now I do it ALL THE TIME.

It's not uncommon for me to go out for an afternoon or evening and come home with 3 or 4 phone numbers from attractive, interesting women.

And it doesn't matter where I am. I can go shopping at a mall, out to a nightclub, or even shopping at the super market, and still meet one woman after another. As a matter of fact, my techniques work EVEN BETTER in coffee shops and other 'normal' places.

I have to mention one more thing: I'm a regular guy. I'm 21 years old, I'm only 5'FT,8 INC" tall, and I'm not athletic. I'm a mixture of nationalities, but most people think that I'm Middle Eastern when they first meet me—and I've never been the kind of guy that women approach or ask out, BUT do play nd crack jokes wiv them a lot!!!

So how did I go from not even being able to TALK to women to now being able to get phone numbers in 3 minutes and as many dates as I want?

i know i have some enemies here...pipul lik chillin...nd the rest of them....they know themselves.....i knw one of them who alwayz say that i've come again...nd some of them who alwayz say that i like to abt Bleep...well i guess u are wrong...am only telling you want happen to me...so if u are waitin to pick up mistatke 4rm me,i pray make baba God wound dem!,tear dem!!...[/b]

hey pipul, how will you feel if your guy or ur girl give u a beautiful flower like this .....to me, i would feel on top the world cause notin ain't gonna make me happy that seen my baby gurl laugh out her sorrow...so if in ur own case, you recieve a flower or rose from your girl friend or boyfriend, wat will you do,..plz telll...

am also using this opportunity to invite you guyz to join my on-line relationship clubs at: www.datingzone.friendcircles.com nd www.singlesplanet.us.tt ......u will be glad u did...4rm dbanj...founder of "dating tips foundation of africa"

to be honest wiv you seun, i have never been loved..this thing has been happening to mealmost every time, i think i will never love any woman again cause the end up braeking my heart...wat do you think cause i gat no any friend again apart from her cause i trusetd her so much...you can introduce ant other girls to me if you like.

by the way seun, did u by chance have the contact email address of our nigerian actor nd actresses.i have script i would like to give to them for acting...am ai article writtwho loves writting.i have just finish writting a script about this our first lady..it's a movie i dedicated to her, so the problem is dat i dont know how to contact them..plz send me thier contact to my email address:croushies@aim.com ...i hope to recieve soon..if u have any of it...nd dont 4grte, if u get any girl, introduce her to me cause am so danm lonely, i need someone to love from dbanj201er

[b]hey pipul, abeg wetin i go do? my girl friend dey follow sugar daddy.her friends dem dey tell me sey na true but i no belive until one day wen i dey go her house,before i reach the gate wey dey there house,i see one man with one old type of mercedez benz.

so i dulge, i see seh she don enter the car finish, so i con hire one okada..then i con dey trace dem until dem stop for one white house wey no far from my aunty place.so i see sey dem come down 4rm the car hands in hand,dem go up.so i dey follow dem 4 back but dem no know seh i dey 4 there.

dem don enter one house and luckily for me, dem no lock the door to the room,so as i reach the front door of the house, una no go belive wetin i dey hear!....helen begin dey shout"......uhshh!....dey do me small...small....oh..am comin...! i con dey kolo 4 where i dey...but as i no fit take am again, i bust inside the house and to my greatest surprise, i saw the man (Alhaji Danjuma)dey furk my girl friend furiously....

infact, the man be like goliat....the man huge no be small...as i con enter 4 the house, wetin i do be i carry my girlfriend cloth with her shoe and g-string blue pant,i look her 4 face but i no talk.....but as i sey make i dey go,the next wey i go see na five guyz.dem just carry from ground,slam me!!! unto of the red rug wey dey for the room,dey come give the beating of my life.

the worst part of it is that they con comot my shirt, the alhaji come tell the boys sometin wey i no understand.so the guys say make i dey fan the alhaji as him dey furk my girlfriend.....she self con dey do the thing as if her life depend on it...i dey totally embarras......

this thing wey i dey tell you happen on tuesday on the 8th of this month.but i was surprise wen i just jam helen for my house,i no fit even sey how she take get my key......next thin wey she go do be say she con kneel now dey beg me.....after all dat humilliation....i dont think i came take back an harlot like her back...so am planning to send her away....wat do you think?...wat kind of punishment make i give her my pipul of nigeria......? make una give me advices...i dey para o! as i dey like this now, i no dey happy...make una tell me wetin i go do before i go kill person[/b]!!!!!

she is beautiful, dats all i can say 4 now

[b][/b][color=#000099][/color] ...well to me, i guess rita dominic is trying.but you what? she's so short that i couldn't imagine how her hubby is goin to cope wiv her cause she's so short.any way, i omotola is the most beautiful angel i've ever seen in the "NOLLYWOOD" home of nigerian movie stars...thumb up's to her...keep it. 4rm papa-joneh(festac town born guru)

[b][/b] :o HELLO SUNSET BEACH LOVERS, DUE TO WHAT THE "POWER HOLDINGS" FORMER NEPA ARE DOING TO OUR COMMUNITY, I HAVE SOMETHING THINGS IN PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT NORMALLY HAVE LIGHT IN THERE AREA.....I DISCOVER THAT ALMOST 85 OF ALL NIGERIA LOVE TO WATCH THAT SO CALLED SOAP OPERA"SUNSET-BEACH"...SO I HAVE NOTICED THAT SO MANY PEOPLE CAN'T DO WITHOUT WATCHING IT..SO I DECIDED TO BUILD A WEBSITE AND AFTER SO MANY RESEARCH AND INFORMATIONS, I WAS ABLE TO UPLOAD ALL THE DETAIL STORIES FROM BEGINNING TO END ON A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYZ GO TO READ IT AT ANY TIME.......THE WEBSITE ADDRESS IS" www.sunsetbeach-ng.ca.tt "

YOU CAN GO ON TO READ IT ANY TIME OF THE DAY....I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SO ANXIOUS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPEN TO BEN,MEG,SARAH,COLE CAITHLIN AND THE REST OF THEM E.T.C. AT THE END...WELL I GUESS U JUST HAVE TO VISIT THE WEBSITE AND SEE FOR YOUR SELF...OH I BET YOU, YOU WILL LOVE IT...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?..YOU WE ARE NOT PERFECT....SO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE UR VIEWS AND REPLIES ABOUT THE WEBSITE AND THE ULTIMATE WORK I'VE DONE ON THAT SITE BEFORE I CAN BRING IT TO THE INTERNET...SO I HOPE TO HEAR FROM SOON GUYZ...MY NAME IS 'PAPA-JONEH'..

IN ABOUT TWO MONTHS TIME, I WILL BE THROUGH WITH THE "WHEN YOU ARE MINE(PAULOMA-HELENA ALLABAREZ).THAT ONE TOO IS COMING ON THE WAY...JUST HOLD ON.....YOU CAN REACH ME ON +2348039225966 OR +2348062390932 IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE NIGERIA...IF U ARE A NIGERIAN AND YOU ARE IN NIGERIA, YOU TOO CAN CALL ME ON THE SAME NO:08039225966 OR 08062390932.....I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYZ VERY SOON, BYE......