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Charlesberry:
so after dis make i(we) do wetin nw? smh.

kip up d shake

Growing up with big boobs
Oh yeah, you can fill out a sweater like it’s nobody’s business, and
you certainly get male eyes on you, but with your giant ta-tas
comes a life of watching your boóbs pop out of brás, shirts and
dresses like they’re rampaging bulls on the streets of Pamplona.
And if you think bréasts don’t have a mind of their own, well,
honey, we really have to beg to differ. Remember when you were 12
and growing mosquito bites for the first time and were so absurdly
proud of yourself?


If you’ve
got C-cup or larger-sized bréasts, chances that it feels like you
permanently have a toddler attached to your body, and like most
demanding children, they dominate your whole life .
Top 10 Big Bóob Problems :

1. Under-bóob sweat
2. Your brás being mistaken for á ss-holders and/or hats
3. Budgeting to afford a brá that actually fits
4. Finding the right specialty brá shop with a correctly-trained
fitter you actually trust, or at the very least, just finding a store
that actually carries your size
5. Packing a larger suitcase just to fit your brás into
6. Figuring out ways to get your insurance to pay for a bréast
reduction
7. Demi-cup overspill
8. Shopping for clothes based on whether or not you can wear a
brá with them
9. Wondering if a guy is actually looking at you or only interested in
your chest
10. How not to look crazy while holding your boóbs to avoid black
eyes during a run

http://www.informationng.com/2013/10/10-things-only-women-with-big-b00bs-can-understand.html

From time immemorial, a woman’s virginity has been seen as one of
her most prized possessions and a certain respect was accorded to
any woman who remained a virgin till marriage.
But with modernization came a new school which places less value on
a woman’s virginity. These days, virginity is even seen as a curse.
Girls have no qualms losing it to the first man that comes their way.
In the days of old, a maiden was expected to go into marriage as a
virgin. If on the first night after the marriage her husband
discovered she was not a virgin, her family gets instant
condemnation.
But civilization has substantially changed the way people perceive
virginity. Today, there’s so much pressure on girls to gain s*xual
experience before getting married as some men do not want to
marry a woman with no s*xual experience.
Most girls who have friends that are already sexually active feel
left out when they are discussing their experiences, hence the urge
to also experiment for themselves.
Virgins are really very scarce these days as majority loose it even
before the age of 20. Some girls even compete among themselves
who would be the first to lose her virginity.
But what is the big deal about virginity? Could it be the secret to a
happy marriage?
Let’s take a look at some of the answers given by some Naij.com
readers.
According to Ella Ada Obani, being a virgin does not guarantee a
happy marriage but it earns trust. “ You might be a virgin, but ur
attitude and character is zero ,” she adds.
Owomoyela Abimbola Hanna said: “ Yes it does, because the bible
doesn’t support s*x before marriage. And whenever we do things
according to the will of God, we live a happy and fulfilled life .”
“ It pays to be a virgin. If you are a virgin when you pray, God
answers you speedily because you have kept yourself pure. Secondly,
it is only a foolish man or a ‘man dog’ that does not have value for
a virgin. Do you know what it cost a lady to preserve her indecency
for just one man? Any husband that happens to be the first to
drink from the cistern of his wife should count himself blessed. 2yrs
ago, Imo state government was giving out cars to serving female
corpers that got married as virgin. Let us teach our children to
uphold their virginity. Your virginity is your pride ,” Ebony Celestine
said.
Anekwe Nkechi believes that some girls are still virgin in 20’s but it
has nothing to do with happiness in marriage. She explains that some
virgins find it difficult to conceive, saying: “ so virgin or no virgin
doesn’t guarantee anything .”
Justynoble Ben is of the opinion that being a virgin can guarantee a
happy marriage to some extent because your husband will always
respect and cherish you and with that he will hardly hurt you. “I f I
am given such privilege to be a virgin again, I would love to be ,” he
adds.
Eno Jonah said: “ It doesn’t guarantee a successful marriage but
you’ll be happy about not having a dark past. Your husband will
always respect you for that, if given another chance I’ll still be a
virgin for him again .”
“ The answer to this question is Yes & No. Being a virgin guarantees
a happy home as your hubby will cherish you like gold not only that,
he won’t have the mind to cheat on you and you also earn respect
trust from him. On the other hand, why I say it doesn’t guarantee a
happy marriage is when you are married to the wrong person. I am a
virgin and am very proud of myself, still love to be a virgin again in
my next life ,” Muslihat Obomeghie said.
Another reader named Jane Odukwe said: “ My question is the man
coming to marry a virgin, is he a virgin? Typical no, so why is he
looking for a virgin? Sounds as if making marriage work is made
for women alone. What about the men, can’t they put effort to see
that their marriage works too .”
It is quite understandable that the pressure to remain a virgin till
marriage has become more and more difficult in today’s world
which celebrates waywardness, immorality, indecency and stupidity
more than uprightness and decency.
But there are still a number of virgins out there and you can be one
of them. If you desire to, all you need to do is make up your mind
and determine to keep your virginity till marriage.
Though it is not very easy, it is possible.

www.informationng.com/2015/03/the-sad-truth-about-virginity-and-how-it-affects-marriage.html

Spicylate:
its not fancy at all. not ma thing biko

seems u got style

Spicylate:
wouldnt even date him talk more of getting married to him.

y nh

rhazur:
Ede X Ede Remi Coni Iya Segun Elere Ball Odabo Odabo Kayode

cmfam u

how many of us still remember using this...

Mprex:
says who

u don dey fall nh

Mprex:
lol. Mba ke lowkey idagha mi oh. Mkpo abadie?

come jor....u're too local for my liking. ...I can't date som1 lik u... ; D..
op's strategy working!!!!!

haha......c zik b lik babalawo

To most ladies it's nothing but I think there's a psychological effect to this....wat do u think

c wat u do...kip playin along bt wen u guys are togeda bring talks lik abt ur gf....and den tel her hw nuch u lov dat gal....and she herself nids a bf....dat way....she'l learn herself....A mastery trick
....tank me leta

Many of the eating habits we indulge ourselves in are absolutely
dangerous!
While many of them cause more harm than good, we often feel that,
because we enjoy these habits, they are healthy. Here are five
things you must not do just after a full meal.
1. Don’t Sleep!
Have you ever tried sleeping immediately after a major meal? When
you woke up, how did you feel? I’m sure you woke up still feeling full
from the meal. This is because the meal has not been digested at
all. This can affect your intestines in a bad way. Also, a nap
immediately after a meal is also not relaxing.
2. Don’t Smoke!
Experiments from experts show that smoking a cigarette after meal
is equivalent to smoking ten cigarettes at other times, increasing
the risk of cancer. In any case, smoking is harmful to your body and
you should not smoke at any time.
3. Don’t Bath!
Bathing or showering after a major meal will cause an increased
blood flow to the hands, legs and body, and the amount of blood
around the stomach will therefore decrease. This could weaken the
digestive system in our stomach. Bathing after a meal delays
digestion. The blood around the stomach flows to other parts of the
body during a shower instead of helping with digestion.
4. Don’t Eat Fruit!
Different foods digest at different speeds. If you must eat fruit,
eat it first as it is the easiest to digest. Fruit should be eaten an
hour before a meal or two hours after a meal. Fruit will not be
digested properly if you eat it directly after a meal. If you eat
fruit just after a full meal, this can cause the stomach to be
bloated with air.
5. Don’t drink tea.
Tea leaves are acidic and will affect the digestion process. If you
consume protein in the meal, the acid from the tea will harden the
protein content, making it difficult to digest. Drinking tea
immediately after a meal will also interfere with iron absorption by
the body. Avoid tea one hour before and after meals.
These 5 points listed above are some of the commonest mistakes
people make immediately after eating. Remember, health is wealth,
therefore, you need to take great care of yourself!


www.informationng.com/2015/02/must-read-5-things-you-must-not-do-immediately-after-eating.html

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Moving from a toddler to a an Adult is one of the best feelings we get..At that point when you feel all grown up and in charge of things that concerns you..At the Adult stage most people find it hard to concentrate and retain informations as pertaining to Reading..Amidst all these mental development is seen to play a major role..

Nursery stages (2-6)
This is the early stage of our lives..where you notice that you actually care about nothing..At this stage our brains act in a wired manner as the only things you know is only what you hear very often and what you see..with all those rhymes..Baa Baa black sheep..Mary Mary..and d ABC rhymes.Passing exams at this stage is rather very easy no stress..moving on to the primaries or the Basics..

Primary/Basic stages 6-12
You're now feeling a bit grown with respect to the fact that you now have chores to do at home such as Washing of plates and washing your school socks..haha..not even your uniform till u get into the mid stages..U play around..U don't actually read..The papers u pass most are the ones that are well taught in the class rooms owing to the fact that u don't really know how ur brain capacity works for you to understand..That's why at this stage the most successful students are the smart ones as you hardly read a thing apart from when its been taught in the class rooms..

Secondary Stages [12-17]
U're now feeling lik a little boss..Nearing your puberty stages (mostly for my gals) they feel it more here..At this stage u start getting that feeling..U tend to start admiring the opposite sex ..hmm..Distraction sets in...Boys in d hood want to show u how its done..Most boys learn weed smoking at this stage, and most girls lose their virginity at this stage as well. Ur brain now has more work to do..That's why at this stage u find ur self reading hard to pass especially in the late stages(ss class)..U're now understanding a bit of how your brain can be able to retain information..so u find urself struggling at some point..don't worry..Its natural..Now to the last stage..

University
In my dialect its called "Ma ha dum"(know it all)..No age here cos in my country..Only JAMB says when ur own higher institution race stars..Very daisy stage of ur life..If not careful many lose it at this point..As ur brilliance now on a scale of Ten only contributes 3% of ur success and ur hard work has the 7%..This is d point where b4 u live d house mum tells u that "Evil Communication corrupts good manners"..U liv alone..U now think of d gals..d hard courses u hav to offer..and how to create a palatable social life..so much in your head.People get Useless in Universities..People still discover themselves in the process(Choices)...Ur decisions at this stage has a lot to do with how successful u can get in life..Reading to pass on this level seems to be the most difficult as ur brain is now well developed and u now owe some responsibilities to urself..Then as u edge closer to the end u start thinking of your Life after school which is actually why Final Years in school seem to be the most difficult most for everyone..Making it at this stage requires ur extra work and zealousness unlike back then as some wud say .."Ah ah..I used to take 1st in primary and secondly school nah..wetin dey hapn"..Oga at dis stage ds 1 na story 4 d gods..Beta get serios..

Can't talk about ur life after school here cos whtaever u do here molds ur tomorrow..Life is Gabbage In Gabbage Out [GIGO]..

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Question:
A blind man,a deaf and a dumb person were all living in the same roof...one day d deaf man dies....How can the dumb man tell the blind man what has happened


Reply:
Its by killin d blind man so he wud go 2heaven n c dat d deaf man has died...


I wan laf die

Agbeke2013:
Happy sunday

Wia ar u

It funny sha ooo....me and my guy follow comot wit d 2 weeks old gal friend...jst ystrday. Chop fish..drink..d gal sef carry take away dey go hauz...

I no knw say my guy don divide d 4k for him mind as him wan take run am com 4get say him go still giv d babe lik 5h for transport..him no tel me sef..As me and my man dey waka nah mak we go bak hauz..d guy say him dey H...

I tel am bro com buy food make we chop nh...D guy tell me say na only 2H remain 4 him pocket o..make we jst buy fries [potato and yam or akara] chop..Cheii...Tufiakwa...
I must be a gal in ma next life....Ladies una dey try!!!

Being a Nigerian aint easy @ll...can't stop laughing

Soldiers took off Robbers Shooting and robbing even bike men...do u realy knw hw much a bullet costs that u kip shootin to rob from a bike man dat cud barely hav made a thousand naira

teemanbastos:
teacher draws Car on the board.
Orders you to push it to the edge of the board.
Inability to push = kobokolashing.

In d hostel...if caught sneaking out and in. Na die b dat.
Patron brings out big bath(gorodom ) and orders you to go about 1km to a stream with a fork and fill it up

in dininq room..if caught making noise.. Nxt na to sweep the football field clean

Teacher say make I push car for Board...she dey craze ..na to go d oda end of d board draw d car come clean am 4 d oda part

Smurfette:
Full a bucket with a spoon and pick pin or push d car drawn on d board.hmmmm

#simple...carry d cardboard tear race

segunotiti:
best graduating student FUTA, Michael opkara from biochemistry with a cgpa of 4.87

Speak of Bookworms...If u're correct wit dat..try BCH in Unizik...Not funny